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This is a collection of modern AUs where Geralt, Jaskier, or both do porn
Do No Harm by @grassylampshade | E | 3k
“Why are you here?” Geralt’s voice is unbelievably deep, a growl that resonates differently in person than it does through Jaskier’s tinny laptop speakers.
Jaskier clears his throat and says, “I need your help.”
Jaskier wants to improve his stamina and Geralt is willing to lend him a hand.
Socially Acceptable Ways to Meet Your Soulmate by @elpiething | E | 4k
Jaskier's parents weren't precisely keen on their oldest Omega child going to Oxenfurt to learn art.
So they told him to pay off his own student debt.
Which means they can't technically get mad at him for going in for a camera test at Vengeance Studios.
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An AU where Alphas can't knot without medical assistance.
Or their soulmate.
(we should just kiss) like real people do by @thewalrus-said | E | 6k
Jaskier is a dime-a-dozen independent porn star with a party trick. The mononymous Geralt, owner and star of Rivia Studios, is one of the greats in the industry.
So Jaskier is a little surprised when Geralt contacts his agent to set up a scene together. Surprised, but very, very willing.
(A porn stars AU.)
your two tongue kisses by @krytella | E | 7k
It’s not like Jaskier would want to be in the scenes with Geralt. That’s all highly choreographed, completely stripped of romanticism. No, what Jaskier fantasizes about is ridiculously sappy by anyone’s standards: kissing him, wrapping their bodies around each other in shapes that don't angle to the camera, running fingers through his hair, touching him when he’s not hard, or not to keep him hard, just for pure pleasure.
Or: Jaskier is a porn cameraman and Geralt is his favorite performer. Probably not the porn AU you were looking for.
I Can't Take My Eyes Off You by JustSimpleThings | E | 7k
Jaskier is a porn star who can't stop staring at the fit new camera man. The situation spells 'trouble'.
boogie nights by spqr | E | Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings | 8k
“This isn’t nothing.” His eyebrows draw together. “Jaskier. What happened?”
Jaskier fists his hands in his own hair and contemplates pulling it out. “I got shot.”
“Shot,” Geralt echoes, in a tone Jaskier’s never heard before.
“Only a bit,” Jaskier hedges. “I took some vicodin, it’s perfectly fine. I can hardly feel it.”
Sweet by TheArtistFormerlyKnownAsG | E | 8k
Sugar and Spice Witcher Bingo
Prompt: rough
They Were Roommates by Nowaki | E | 11k
Geralt finds Jaskier’s porn. A surprising amount of the videos are about him.
Geraskier OnlyFans AU series by @ghostlyfallows | 19k
→ The Tower of the Swallow | M | 2k
The man had a very handsome face. His face wasn’t exactly a problem - Jaskier was used to keeping his cool in front of many beautiful and handsome people. The problem was this wasn’t the first time he’d seen this face. More specifically, the problem was: the last time Jaskier had seen this face, it was when he’d confirmed the $11.99 purchase for a month’s subscription to his OnlyFans.
Geralt opened his mouth - that mouth jesus holy fucking christ on a stick - and Jaskier stuck his hand out for a hand shake.
“Julian Pankratz,” he introduced himself, praying to whatever god was listening that his face hadn’t turned an embarrassing shade of red.
Judging from the look on Yennefer’s face, he wasn’t so lucky.
Geralt nodded, not betraying even a hint of a smile. He shook his hand back and answered in a gruff voice, “Geralt.”
But of course, Jaskier already knew that.
→ Baptism of Fire | E | 5k
A continuation of my previous fic, in which Geralt is an OnlyFans creator and Jaskier is his (simp) twitter manager
→ Weak and Wanting | E | 7k
Not surprisingly, Geralt didn’t budge. “Jaskier, how much have you had to drink?” he demanded after Jaskier’s palms bounced off of his chest.
“It’s not the alcohol! I’m serious! It's like you have no understanding of the stages to these kinds of things. I’ve seen you naked and talked you through fucking yourself but I haven’t even kissed you yet.” Jaskier clapped a hand over his mouth. “On second thought, I didn’t say that. Stop it, Geralt, why are you laughing?”
The corners of his mouth still twitched, but he did his best to hide his mirth for Jaskier’s sake.
“So, you do want to kiss me?” Geralt’s head tilted to the side. Despite his confident posture, he seemed...stiff.
He had the nerve to look embarrassed.
Jaskier clenched his hands into fists.
“Are you hesitating?” Jaskier seethed. “You’ve been playing all these games, but you have the nerve to be shy about it? Let me repeat myself, since you want to act all coy: I’ve seen your cock. You called me while you were - while you were fingering yourself to ask me to help. Why the hell are you looking at me like that? Of course I want to kiss you.”
→ Give Me One Good Movie Kiss (give me one good honest kiss and I'll be alright) | E | 4k
"It was...different from any other job he’d taken. Certainly a step up from backbreaking labor for minimum wage.
At least he was making tips. He’d never worked a job with tips before.
Geralt clicked his cellphone into the tripod by his bed and stripped his t-shirt over his head. He tossed it, along with his jeans and boxer briefs, into his clothing hamper in the corner. Usually, his audience liked a show. He’s learned to tease, make them wait, instead of turning the camera on fully nude with his cock hard in his hand. He got all dressed up just to slowly peel the clothes away. It was an art form, he’d learned over the past few months. Nothing like the clumsy or cheesy fumbling he believed it to be when he first signed up for an account. It was more like dancing.
He’d never been good at dancing, but he was good at sex, and that counted for something in this profession."
AKA The Bottoming Video from Geralt's POV
Electric Kisses and Lace by SweetestHoney | E | 21k
What Jaskier expected from parent-teacher night was some demanding parents, some stupid questions, and maybe some gossip about a few of the couples. What he got, however, was Geralt, father to one of his students, letting him know that he knew about Jaskier's second job and threatening to tell the school that Jaskier was a gay porn star. How does Jaskier handle this little revelation? Anything but gracefully, of course.
Or that one where Jask is on onlyfans and Geralt calls him out on it, leading to the worlds stupidest morons being dumb at each other for 20,000 words straight.
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by JustSimpleThings
After the war Lee just wants to be there for his teacher, to make sure that he is okay.
He is surprised to find that he is not the only one who had volunteered for the task! Strange things happen, which cause Lee to come to an unexpected conclusion.
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Or: The story where Lee tries to help Guy sensei find love with Kakashi.
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Hatake Kakashi/Might Guy - main pairing
Rock Lee/ (to be revealed!) - minor pairing.
Words: 3659, Chapters: 1/5, Language: English
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/M, M/M
Characters: Rock Lee, Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Mitarashi Anko, Haruno Sakura
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy, Rock Lee/??
Additional Tags: Post-Fourth Shinobi War, Guy is recovering from his injury, Which is permanent as we know, Lee is a Good Student, Lee Cares about his Mentor, Pining, so much pining, Unrequited Love, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Insecure Rock Lee, Hatake Kakashi is an Idiot, Hatake Kakashi is Bad at Feelings, Hatake Kakashi Has Issues, Guy is too respectful of his friend's rigid "boundaries", Eternity is not just for Rivals, no beta we die like shinobi
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Johnlock Fic Rec 8/20
Am I the only one who thinks August was over in one day? no? anyway here’s everything I’ve read in August:
Love the Mind, Enjoy the Body by lockedin221b, not on Ao3 anymore
John and Sherlock, in Over their “Ahem” Heads by sherlockian4evr, ~16k, Explicit, PWP, dom/sub play
Morse Code by forensic_artist, ~2k, Teen and Up, Fluff
and stand there at the edge of my affection by colordink, ~3k, General, Love Letters
The Death of Doubt by Gingerhermit, ~6,5k, Explicit, John comes with Mycroft to get Sherlock out of Serbia
To the Left, Or to the Right by lookupkate, ~2k, Explicit, Sherlock brings John to a tailor and than gets jealous
The Handler by saturn_in_retrogade, ~11k, Explicit, John applies for a Job as Mycroft’s dog handler and gets a sexy detective on top
Just a Touch by MissDavis, ~6k, Explicit, bedsharing, friends to lovers
Isosceles by SilentAuror, ~56k, Explicit, John teaches Sherlock how to date and then gets jealous when Sherlock dates a major celebrity
Take Me To Church by Daziechane, ~6k, Mature, balletlock, John is a songwriter
All My Years of Sight by esplanade, ~5k, Teen and Up, set after TGG, John is hospitalized after the pool, Sherlock keeps him company
I’ll Go Back and Edit This When I thought off....by ladyblahblah, ~5k, Explicit, First Time, post TGG
First Time For Everything by KeelieThompson1, ~12k, Mature, Sherlock is a sex worker, John his client
Acceptable Behaviour by bbcatemysoul, ~3k, Mature, First Time, friends to lovers
I Know by Meowzalot, ~3k, Explicit, PWP
Exposition by anactoria, ~2k, Explicit, First Time, PWP,
Trapped and Upside Down on the M6 by BootsnBlossoms, ~4k, Explicit, Hurt/Comfort, John gets badly injured in a car accident
Relative Distance by Quesarasara, ~45k, Explicit, S3 fix-it
Things That Youn Can’t Say Tomorrow Day by PsychGirl, ~4k, Teen and Up, John and Sherlock get snowed in in the woods
Fa Subito by kim47, ~6,6k, Explicit, John in a suit, Sherlock struggles to keep it together
He’s Not Paid enough to Deal with this Shit by janonny, ~10k, Teen and Up, John works as Mycroft’s PA and then meets Sherlock
There’s Something Living in these Lines, ~5k, Mature, Pining, Love Letters / Where the Sun Never Shines by teahigh, ~12k, Teen and Up, John and Sherlock deal with the aftermath of TRF
Dearly Beloved by mistyzeo, ~20k, Mature, victorianlock, Watson and Holmes get married while being drunk
Never Been This Swept Away by estalita11, ~8,5k, Teen and Up, set after TAB, Mycroft helps John and Sherlock figuring out their shit
Daddy’s Day by kathiya_ramani, ~7k, Explicit, John gets a very nice Father’s Day surprise, PWP
The Doctor’s Doctor by Ophelia_j, ~7k, Mature, Victorianlock, Watson gets a visit from an old friend who stirs up his and Sherlock’s relationship
The Other Man by ampersand_ch, ~27k, Explicit, Friends to lovers, fake relationship for a case
Follow My Lead by Irrevocably_Sherlocked, ~4k, Explicit, John and Sherlock go clubbing and have sex in the men’s room
An unusual celebration by FromBenToSherlock, ~8k, Explicit, clubbing, jealous John
A Matter Of Opportunity by JustSimpleThings, ~3k, Explicit, Deaf John, Blind Sherlock
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by JustSimpleThings
This story follows Geralt’s and Jaskier’s lives as they take on their biggest challenge yet: parenthood!
Or:
A saga about the joys and pitfalls of parenthood – filled with lovely moments, heroics and heartbreak (and onions).
Sequel to my previous fanfic, Filling the Void. Can be read as a stand-alone, but the story will make more sense if you are familiar with that fic.
Important: If you don’t want to read spoilers about Filling the Void go read that story first.
Otherwise: enjoy!
Words: 1515, Chapters: 1/10, Language: English
Series: Part 2 of Filling the Void 'Verse
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game), The Witcher (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Categories: F/F, M/M, Multi
Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Tissaia de Vries, Lambert (The Witcher), Eskel (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Triss Merigold, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Original Child Character(s)
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Tissaia de Vries/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Aiden/Lambert (The Witcher)
Additional Tags: Parenthood, Parent-Child Relationship, One Big Happy Family, Alternate Universe - Parents, Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Good Parent Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Good Parent Jaskier | Dandelion, Omega Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Alpha Jaskier | Dandelion, Alpha Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Alpha Eskel (The Witcher), Alpha Lambert (The Witcher)
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by JustSimpleThings
The Hargreeves siblings meet up for their father’s funeral. They meet, they chat and then they all go their separate ways…
Except as Newton’s Third Law dictates: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
When two objects collide, neither will remain unchanged.
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Set in an AU, where there is no impending apocalypse.
Warnings: Please read the tags, I will update them regularly. Drug use, mentions of past rape/non-con, child abuse and neglect (as is canon in this fandom).
Words: 1186, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Ben Hargreeves, Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy), Eudora Patch, Allison Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
Additional Tags: Minor Diego Hargreeves/Eudora Patch, Minor Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Mental Health Issues, Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug, Pansexual Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves is Bad at Feelings, Misunderstandings, Pining, Idiots in Love
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by JustSimpleThings
The Hargreeves siblings meet up for their father’s funeral, only to learn that Reginald's Will is anything but usual: they will need to live together for one full year if they want to get their inheritance.
And Klaus is already fed up.
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Set after S1E1. Set in an AU, where there is no impending apocalypse and no time travel shenanigans.
Warnings: drug use, drug overdose aftermath, mentions of past rape/non-con, mentions of mental health issues, mentions of past self-harm, child abuse and neglect (as is canon in this fandom).
Please read the tags, I will update them regularly.
Words: 4446, Chapters: 2/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Ben Hargreeves, Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy), Eudora Patch, Allison Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves, Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves/Eudora Patch
Additional Tags: Minor Diego Hargreeves/Eudora Patch, Minor Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Mental Health Issues, Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug, Pansexual Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves is Bad at Feelings, Reginald Hargreeves' A+ Parenting, Reginald's Will, no time travel, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Angst with a Happy Ending, POV Klaus Hargreeves, Drug Addict Klaus Hargreeves, Sober Klaus Hargreeves, Pseudo-Incest, tagging it Incest just to be safe, although they aren't related, Sibling Incest, Seven Siblings under One Roof, if Ben's ghost counts, Five is over it
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by JustSimpleThings
The Hargreeves siblings meet up for their father’s funeral. They meet, they chat and then they all go their separate ways…
Except as Newton’s Third Law dictates: for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
When two objects collide, neither will remain unchanged.
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Set in an AU, where there is no impending apocalypse.
Warnings: Please read the tags, I will update them regularly. Drug use, mentions of past rape/non-con, child abuse and neglect (as is canon in this fandom).
Words: 1186, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Diego Hargreeves, Klaus Hargreeves, Luther Hargreeves, Vanya Hargreeves, Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy), Ben Hargreeves, Dr. Pogo (Umbrella Academy), Eudora Patch, Allison Hargreeves, Grace Hargreeves
Relationships: Diego Hargreeves/Klaus Hargreeves
Additional Tags: Minor Diego Hargreeves/Eudora Patch, Minor Allison Hargreeves/Luther Hargreeves, Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Implied/Referenced Drug Use, Implied/Referenced Homophobia, Mental Health Issues, Klaus Hargreeves Needs A Hug, Pansexual Klaus Hargreeves, Diego Hargreeves is Bad at Feelings, Misunderstandings, Pining, Idiots in Love
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All credits of the original art to the respective owner(who I do not know who is)
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Something happens to Gai. Something he doesn't want to think about.
Words: 5290, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Naruto
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
Categories: M/M
Characters: Hatake Kakashi, Maito Gai | Might Guy, Uzuki Yuugao
Relationships: Hatake Kakashi/Maito Gai | Might Guy, Maito Gai | Might Guy/Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Rape/Non-con Elements, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Gai's Internal Dialogue, Lots of Capitalized Inital Letters - Maito Gai style - you've been warned, POV Maito Gai
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The Geraskier Dentist AU nobody asked for.
Words: 3508, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: M/M
Characters: Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg, Sabrina Glevissig, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Chireadan (The Witcher)
Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
Additional Tags: Dentists, Dentist AU, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Dentist Jaskier | Dandelion, Mechanic Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Needle Phobia
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Moment of Honesty®
I'm not a hard person to impress. I know I can seem like it, but really, it's just basic things. Here's some things I like:
• I like movie dates. No, I love movie dates. Wanna know a perk? Bruh you don't even have to pay. No theater necessary. We can literally, sit on the couch and watch a movie and I would be totally cool with that.
• Cold weather = hoodies and shit. I was blessed to have my thighs. But my upper body gets cold and I love to borrow other people's hoodies. ESPECIALLY if I like you. Let me borrow your hoodie. I'll wear it that night, wash it, and then I'll let you know when I decide to give it back. But here's the thing, if you let me keep it, that's brownie points for you and I will keep it. Reason being is because if you let me keep it then you must want me to have some reminder of you. Boom.
• Text me first once in awhile. And not continuing the one from last night. No. Whenever you wake up, just say good morning. You have no idea how much I hate texting first. Once in a while, kay cool. But all the time? Nah man. I'll stop texting you and eventually I'll just stop or cut down conversation with you in person.
• Remember things about me. I'm not talking about my birthday or stupid shit like that. I mean small details. For example: I love giraffes, penguins, and ducks. Or I love rainbow sherbet ice cream or rocky road. My favorite boom is Dreamland by Sarah Dessen. You don't know how many times I wish people would ask what my favorite book is rather than my favorite show.
×××Here's where it may get a little physical ×××
• Cuddle. I'm a touchy person. So if you ask to cuddle you, I will. Cuddling doesn't necessarily mean anything unless you make it mean something. I cuddle with most of my friends and I haven't smashed any of them. I like sensitive sides so when you open up like that, you already got far in my books.
• Take me by surprise. I hate surprises. I really do. But if you say you want to show me something private and take me away for a bit just so you can sneak and kiss me, then hey, I'm fine with that. Maybe say some cute shit to me.
• Prove you actually want me. I can prove it to you all day long to the point where I dance circles around you. But if you can't do it, I will step and look past you. And if you think I won't then you're mistaken.
Simple shit.
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