There's no way Dandelion rides his horses like a normal person. This motherfucker is a lounger for sure; laying on his back with his legs crossed, tapping his foot in the air to the beat of his own music, hat low over his eyes as he strums half-formed tunes on his lute, all the while his horse is just meandering down the road at its own pace without a single care for whatever its rider is currently doing. You know I'm right he's just
i think we also need simon valentine back bc his possessiveness and jealousy over kon is so funny (sorry simon). i need him to witness bart just casually using kon as a jungle gym and grind his teeth about it. i want him to try to infodump about frogs to kon but tim interrupts like oh thats cool. hey i modded my car this weekend do you wanna see!! and simon is like. excuse me. i was infodumping first. sims negative reaction. and bart is STILL sitting on kon's shoulder like a weird parrot.
peak comedy to me is simon valentine stuck in a room with tim kon and bart. kons in the middle of it and doesnt even realize. simon is radiating intense jealous vibes but tim and bart are both like lmao ok anyways, this is OUR kon. <3 Autistic Hostility (intensely one-sided) (but also somehow 3x combo?) (kon is oblivious but he can pick up on the vibes) (the vibes are rancid bro) (Autistic Hostility.)
sometimes i wish percy jackson wasn’t for middle schoolers only because there’s so much going on that is actually so crazy but because it’s percy jackson it’s not that serious😭
like percy will have fleeting thoughts that are … pretty self destructive if yk what i mean and then it’s just like OKAY NEXT which makes sense because of the age group it’s intended for but older me is like “oh so we’re just not gonna unpack this? works for me i guess.”
or certain situations where lives are at stake and they’re thinking about it in a way that is much to chill for me lmao, for example percy about to sacrifice himself in house of hades and there’s no real inner turmoil he’s just like “ohhh ok this is when i die.” “checks out.” and then when he verbalizes the plan annabeth is also just casually like “lol no. terrible idea.”
yk what i mean?😭
but anyway this is what fanfiction is for so who can complain
just sayin’, i still think a lot about like. Jason could totally just become a lar. that’s a thing that’s entirely plausible. He wouldn’t be coming back from the dead (no cheating death, no “but Jason wouldn’t want that”), technically the lares are house gods so he’d technically be deified/immortal, he’d get to chill in New Rome and retain all his memories and hang out with his friends and help demigods and oversee the building of the temples he designed. there is literally no losing!!! everybody wins! where is my lar!Jason!!!
Another dinoverse oc bc im currently broken after vtsom chapter 4 and am hyperfixating (sorry for the bad quality i forgor to change the canvas :'))
A little premise abt this fella ; he's a country boy from G3 (for now), he applied for Myers and got rejected, decided to go into jurnalism and thats where he does his work (as in him slaughtering his crew ahem) and he likes turtles
And heres one of his playpuppet crew that he works with. He basically messes with them by asking them to record his 'work'