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prettyboyeddiemunson · 2 years

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okay wait how would porn⭐️eddie be with an innocent gf ?

HE WOULD LIIIIIIVE TO CORRUPT HER, THATS WHAT HE WOULD FUCKING DO. reader is 18+!

can you just imagine? he would take her to parties, and probably help her get drunk for the first time (safely, of course; he would never let her out of his sight). he would take her with him to get a tattoo and maybe a piercing, so that she can see how it’s done. for one of the final steps, he would ask if she knows exactly what he does for a living. when she says she doesn’t, he gives her a few of his movies “to watch alone in your room” with his trademark wink & smirk.

so, she would watch the films and be flustered the whole time. but she would also touch herself to them when she realizes how aroused she is, and wouldn’t be able to look him in the eye the next day as a result. she would just avert her gaze, stuttering a little bit when he asks what’s wrong (even though he knows damn well what’s fucking wrong), and he would finally get it out of her. when she tells him what she did, he only grins, pulls her in for a kiss, and says: “do you want to reenact one of those movies with me?”

she’s a little nervous, because those movies were so hardcore and rough. but what were in those videos? well, to name a few things: size kink, degradation, light bdsm, oral sex (including extreme throat fucking), spanking, and really rough sex. but those few things were her favorites, and she trusted eddie. he was her boyfriend, after all, the man who always looked out for her at every turn. the one who promised to quit his job for her. the man who always bent over backwards to make sure she was cared for and safe. she knew he would take care of her here as well, and if things became too intense, he would lay off or stop.

so, her first time isn’t quite as traditional as most other girls’. eddie refused to start until she came up with her own safe word & signal, and then it was off to the races. he recreated all of her favorites, minus the blowjob because she was still way too nervous for that. the sex itself is slow at first, because he’s so goddamn massive and he wants her to adjust to the feeling of his dick before jumping right into some hardcore shit. the whole time she’s a flustered, pleasurable mess, her head swimming in such ecstasy that she never imagined was possible. who would have ever thought that the innocent girl could be so into such filthy, rough shit? she never believed it could happen, that’s for damn sure.

“damn, baby,” he breathes in her ear at one point, fucking her into the mattress as her nails tear at his skin. “your tight little pussy is swallowing all of me right up. how does it feel? hm? to have such a huge cock in that beautiful, wet, virgin cunt of yours?”

she can’t even form a response. all she can do is moan, one hand in his hair as she tugs, feeling his long, thick cock stretching her walls deliciously with every thrust. she pulls him down for a messy kiss, their mixed saliva trailing down her lower lip, his tongue piercing swirling around her mouth as he mewls into it. when he draws away, he looks between their bodies, grunting as he fucks impossibly deeper inside of her. her eyes roll back as he thrusts perfectly against her sweet spot, every sensation in her body amplified by a million as she fists his hair tightly.

“wish i could see myself fucking into you,” he says, rotating his hips for a moment before absolutely pounding into her. “gonna fill you up really nicely in a minute, though. i can’t wait to see my cum leaking out of that pretty cunt, and then clean it up right after.”

he throws her legs over his shoulders, pushing deep inside of her and holding himself there as she groans in pleasure. he licks her ankle as he starts drilling her again, his long hair sticking to his sweaty face as his breathing picks up. he reaches down to rub hard circles on her clit, smirking as she begins to arch and whine, her pussy clenching around his aching length as she does so.

“feel good?” he pants, and she nods. “good girl; that’s what I want to hear. i want you to fucking soak my dick, baby. i want you to make as big of a mess as i’m about to make of your sweet little pussy. show me that i can make you feel better than your own fingers, or pillow, or whatever you used last night. can you do that for me?”

she nods, nearly crying because of how amazing it felt. and when she cums a moment later, it’s the best goddamn thing she’s ever experienced in her life. he cums so much inside of her that it’s leaking everywhere, and seeing it happen? oh dear god, it got him off so fucking hard. he delivers on his promise to clean her up after, too, going down on her for the third time that night and sucking his own cum out of her. he swirls his tongue around her pussy, their messes mixing together, and it’s the most disgusting, yet hottest, thing she’s ever seen.

but you also best believe that he’s gonna do such thorough aftercare with her. he is going to make sure she’s okay and take care of her; after all that roughness, especially for her first time, he’s going to make her feel even more secure than ever.

#eddie munson #eddie munson imagine #eddie munson blurb #eddie munson x fem reader #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie munson smut #stranger things imagine #stranger things blurb

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ravenscamander · 2 months

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To celebrate the one-month anniversary of EPIC: The Circe Saga I present to you:

Moments in EPIC: The Musical that make me go

Mhhhhhhhh

dundundundun dun dun dundundun alright my brothers listen closely

but now we'll be the ones who ~Slayyyyyy~

Penelopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Penelopeeeeee

And TELEMACHUUUUUUUS

i couLD RAISE HIM AS MY OOOOOOOOOOOWN

The Blood On Your Hands Is Something You Won't Lose, All You Can Choose Is Whose

(literally all of Just A Man, that song will haunt me forever)

(but especially:)

how could I hurt youuuuuu

I'm just a man who's trying to go home even after all the years away from what I've known

I'm just a man who's fighting for his life, deep down I would trade the world to see my son and wife

the choir chorus. Just. All of it.

forGIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEE

forgiiive meee

I'm juuuust aaaaa maaaaaaan

The Full Speed Ahead Instrumental Intro.

Six. Hundred. Men.

600 miles of open seaaaaaaa

But the problem's not the distance (it's what lies in between)

And Ithaca's waitiiiiiiing, my kingdom is waitiiiiiiiiiiiiiing, PENELOPE'S WAITIIIIIIIIIIIING for meeeeeee

That High Note™ on full speed aheeeeeaaaaad

Captain? EURYLOCHUS

Captain?Politeeees

GIVE ME TIL SUNRIIIIIIIIISE AND IF WE DON'T RETUUUUUUUURN

Then 600 men can make this whole place BURN

So full speed aHEEEEEEAAAAAAAAD

WE'RE UP WE'RE OFF AND AWAY WE GO

You can relax my friend (...what)

That High Note™ on Give it a try it's not that hard

STAY BACK (stay back...)

See? This life is amazing when you greet it with open arms (~ahhhhhh~)

A CAVE

East! (That way)

Thank you! (Welcome)

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LESSONS I TAUGHT YOU

LET. ME. REMIND YOU.

~Goddess of Wisdoooooom~

~Master of Waaaaaar~

i HAD a challenge, a TEST of skill, a magic BOAR only the best could kiiiiill

Little Odysseus's LET'S GO

I can see youuu HOW CAN YOU SEE THROUGH MY SPELL

I was lying! And you fell for my bluff! Hahahaha

Nahhh, don't be modest, I know you're a goddess, so let's be honest you are

ATHENAAA (athena!)

Badass in the arena! Unmatched, witty, and queen of the best strategies we've seen!

The duet harmonies in the second chorus! Fucking superb

Look at all this food! Look at all these sheep!

WHO ARE YOU

YOU KILLED MY SHEEP

banger cello solo

MY FAVOURITE SHEEP

Take from you as you took from meee

theRE'S BEEN A MISUNDERSTANDING

Wine?

A gift from you and a gift from meee

My name is noooobody, Noooooobody, Nooooobody (aka That High Note™ part 3)

I'm so glad we see eye to eye

...what?

WATCH OUT

POOOOOOOLYYYYYYYYYPHEEEEEEEEMUUUUUUUUS

PO!LY!PHE!MUS!

Six Hundred liiiiiives at stake, it's just one liiiiiiiife to take

Stay in his blinds while you striiiiiiike his heels (STRIKE THE HEELS)

Show him that we're deadly! (HAH! HAH!)

SIX HUNDRED LIIIIIIVES AT STAKE IT'S JUST ONE LIIIIIIIIFE TO TAKE (pt. 2 choir version)

*body tumbles across the ground* cap...tain...

banger cello solo pt.2 electric boogaloo

*electric guitar fades in* dundundundundundun dundundundundundun

But captain, what will we do with our fallen friends?

remember them

REMEMBER THEM

(let's kill him!)

Remember them (part 3 choir version)

SCATTER

It was noooooobody, Nooooobody, Noooooobody

If nobody hurt you be silent! (Don't go!)

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE LESSONS I TAUGHT YOU (no.2)

No??!!!

What good would killing do? When mercy is a skill more of this world could learn to use?

don't

HEY CYCLOPS

The next time that you dare choose not to spare, remember them! Remember uuuuus! Remember me!

I'm the reigning king of Ithacaaaaaaaa

I am neither man nor mythicaaaaal

IIIIIIII am your darkest momeeeeeent

IIIIII am the infamooouuuuus

Odysseus

(aka the first time our main character gets actually named aka the worst decision ever made by the poor guy)

You were reckless, sentimental at best. That's not a teaching of mine. You've grown soft! Your dead friends can attest! (hey) Put your emotions aside.

That Growl™ on I don't know where I went wrong

That's just like you! Why should I be surprised? Selfish and prideful and vain

You're Not Looking For A Mentor, I'm Not Looking For A Friend

At least I know what I'm fighting for while you're fighting to be known! Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone? You're alone!

One day, you'll hear what I'm saying, one day, you might understand, one day. But not today for after all you're

JUUUUUUST AAAAAA MAAAAAAAN

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

*soft piano outro*

*epic horn intro*

*epic trumpet solo*

These waaaaaves and tiiiiiides have grown in strength and siiiiize

Brace for a STOOOOOOOORM (stoooooorm)

The likes of which we've never seen before!

Have them follow my ship, I'll ensure that we'll PREVAIIIIL

At this rate we won't make it out aliiiiiive

~an island in the skyyyyy~

We're gonna shoot for the sky! (what.)

STOOOOOOOOOOOORM, STOOOOOOOOOOOORM (this time with amazing harmonies)

WE'RE SHOOTING FOR THE ISLAND IN THE SKY! IN THE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Please don't tell me you're about to do what I think you'll do

We're in the home of the Wind God! (We don't know for sure.) How many floating islands have you seen before? This is the home of the Wind God! (And what's your plan.) I'm gonna climb to the top and ask 'em for a hand

Have faith friend, we've come this far

Yes, but how much longer til your luck runs out

You rely on wit and people die on it, whooaa

I still believe in goodness

I still believe that we could be kind

Lead from the heart, and see what starts

Thank you for the concern but brother I can assure you, our journey is almost done. I understand that we're tired, I understand that we're fazed. But don't forget how much we already faced!

I took 600 men to war and not one of them died there. In case you needed a reminder.

If you want to talk more, let me pull you aside then. I need to talk to you in private.

Hahaha

I am the wind, twisting and turning

HAHAHA

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer! (Never really know who you can trust)

If they wanna get the bag open you gotta say No Sir (Sometimes killing is a must what)

It's treasure! what.

NO DO NOT.

Everybody listen closely. See how this bag is closed? That's how it's supposed to be.

Cause the end always justifies the means (everything's changed since Polites)

For nine days I've stayed wide awake, tried to make it home with no storm or tidal wave. I remain unopposed, the bag is still closed and I'm getting closeeeer to youuuuuuu (Penelopeeeee) I can't wait to make some new memories (Teleeeemaaaachuuuus) Time for me to be the father I never was

(just keep your eyes open) why are my eyes and my heart and my soul so heavy (just keep your eyes open) I keep on trying to embrace you both why won't you LET MEEEEEEE (Just Keep Your Eyes Open) So much has changed, but I'm the same, yes I'm the SAAAAAAME

Just keep your eyes open, keep your eyes open

Wake up. Wake up, Odysseus, they're opening the bag, WAKE UP

EPIC ORCHESTRA™

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

STOOOOOOOOORM

OOOODYSSEUS OF ITHACA

do you know who I am

*wave sounds*

POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON POSEIDON Poseidon

In all my yeeeaaaars of living it isn't very often that I get pissed off

Iiiiii've been so graaaaacious

That's right, the Cyclops you made blind is mine (no)

I'm left without a choice, and without a doubt, Guess The Pack Of Wolves Is Swimming With The Shark Now

You are the worst kind of good cause you're Not. Even. Great.

A Greek who reeks of false right.eous.ness that's what I HATE

I mean you totally could've avoided all this had you just killed my son. But ~nooo~

YOU ARE FAR TOO NICE, MERCY HAS A PRICE

Unlike you, I have no mercy left to give cause

Ruth.less.ness is mercy upon ourselves

Ruthlessness is MERCY UPON OURSELVES

OURSELVES

*wave sounds pt.2*

We took no pleaaaasure in his pain

That High Note™ on We only wanted to escaaaaaape

The Line Between Naivety And Hopefulness Is Almost Invisible

die

When does a ripple become a tidal wave

43 left under your command

When does a man become a monsteeeer

Iiiiiii am your daaaaaarkest momeeeent

Any last words?

ALL I GOTTA DO IS OPEN THIS BAG (WHAT)

EPIC BRASS SOLO™

Remember meee...

*eerie strings*

We came across a palace, inside we heard a voice

Sir! Sincewelefthomewefacedavarietyoffoesfromawiderangeofplaces gods, monsters, you know the roster, hostile creatures that we could resist, but this was a hell of a twist cause we are weak to a power like this!

What was it??? A woman.

What.?

She had us in just two words

~Come inside~

Damn

That Run™ on Go ahead and rest wherever you liiiiike

Take a seat (Yeah)! Let me bring you all something to eat (Yeah)!

This is the priiice we pay to liiiiive, the world does not tend to forgive

We have to go save them. No we don't

There's no length I wouldn't go if it was you I had to save! I can only hope you'd do the saaaame?

hehehe

hehehehehehe

hahahaha

I must say, what a brilliant speech you gave

Divine intervention, someone who's not afraid to... Send a message

Hermes? AHOHOHOHAHAHAHA

the chorus

That Run™ on When you take her on aloooooooone

the chorus again, this time with harmonies

~Here in the root of this flower there lies such a power to take her on~

That High Note™ on then you'll manifest a Being of your creation (all you need's imagination)

And I call this root ~Holy~ ~Moly~

Ahh...

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

More Chorus with More Harmonies!

OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Don't thank me friend, you very well may die. Ahmhmhmhm! Good luck

*Carmen intro*

Lady of the palace

Did you do something to them? Who me? All I did was reveal their true forms.

You turned them into pigs.

I don't know who you are nor why you're here, but let me make this one thing clear: I've got people to protect, nymphs I can't neglect, so I'm not taking chances, dear

If you make one wrong move then you're done for, anything I don't approve and you're done for, I could put a spell on you and you're done for, boy you better run or soon you will be done for

I DON'T MEAN TO TIP YOUR SCALE

~dire consequence~

Hermes gave it to you, didn't he?

Okay fine, yes, but regardless-

Duet version of I've got people to protect

*sword sound* You've lost.

My nymphs are like my daughters I protect them at all costs

... I'm not sure I follow

There are other ways of persuasion, there are other modes of control, there are other means of deceit, there are other roads to the soouuul, there are other actions of passion, you have so much left to learn, want to save your men from the fire? Show me that you're willing to buuuuuurn ohhhhhhh

~so much power, so much power~

I can't

*Penelopeeeeee* but make it viola

She's my everything, my Penelope

*sigh* Poseidon, eh?

I know of a brilliant prophet! Problem is this prophet is dead

I remember actions of passion, I have been in love once before. Maybe one day the world will need a puppeteer no moooooooore. Or maybe one day the world will need a puppeteer

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE

I apologise for any spelling mistakes and also for the length of this. It took me way too long but oh well

#epic: the musical #epic the musical #jorge rivera herrans #epic the troy saga #epic the cyclops saga #epic the ocean saga #epic the circe saga #odysseus #the odyssey #greek mythology #musicals #i love this so much #you have no idea

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harlowhockeystick · 24 days

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I’m setting the scene for this dirtycop!nate : hot, summer city day, readers day off, she’s been doing a bit of retail therapy, & whilst in the changing room, her phone buzzes with a text from Nate ‘I get off in 15 minutes, know of anything fun I can do for the evening?’

And it should gross you out, the way he talks about you like an object, but it is just what you need at this stage in your life.

So you’re walking down the street back to your apartment, and you decide to give him a little call. ‘Hello, I’d like to report a crime? Indecent exposure? There’s some girl walking down 29th street and I don’t think she’s wearing anything under her dress. Is that something you can deal with?’

And within 2 minutes, his car comes screeching to a halt next to you. ‘Excuse me ma’am, we had some calls, afraid I’ll need to search you - let’s go somewhere more private’

this. THIS. THIS IS SO DIRTY COP NATE!!!!

he would love when you played into it too. like when you spoon fed his ego and when you buttered him up and gave him exactly what he wants. he liiiiiives for it

#my asks #dirty cop!nate #18+

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thewriterowl · 1 year

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POV: you're reading little bird for like the tenth time and you realise selene is the same name as paz's foundling in blooms and when you go back to check blooms, you also realise that the tusken boy is definitely boba's. please excuse me im laughing my ass off that luke's student is paz's foundling in another world.

:D I am so happy you are re-reading it! And yeah lol I made Selene back for What the Stars Let in and was just "I like this one" and now Paz has his own foundling in different AUs. Cause, it's cute to imagine big Paz in blue with his tiny, pink Twi'lek founding.

AND THAT TUSKEN BOY SHOULD'VE LIVED! LIIIIIIVED. He should've been Boba's foundling, so he got to keep him as his son in Blooms XD

#owl inbox

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brianjaeger · 1 year

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2023 Academy Award Best Picture Nominees Guide For Those Who Haven't Actually Watched Them

We’re doing this again? We’re doing this again. It’s Oscar season, and while you’d normally dismiss this annual guide as being preposterous, you also probably didn’t have “Best Actor winner physically assaults the voice of Osmosis Jones” on your Oscar BINGO card last year.

So, here we are with a 9th Oscars Best Picture guide so chock-full of name-dropping and smug, self-satisfied wordplay, and presented with such an utter lack of self-awareness, that it would make Ariana DeBose proud.

Now, just like Han-juh-lah Bahss-ett...let’s do the thing.

Avatar: The Way of Water

The rat aliens are hittin’ the beach! Surfs up as Jake Sully, Na’fertitti and their kids, Girl Gollum, Rex, and Slimy Smurfette are runnin’ from the military police who are dead set on stealing their precious Vibranium! It’s a rough and tumble tug-o-war on the high seas when the jarheads drink blue goo to turn into rat monsters themselves and battle Jake’s kin on their home turf…er, I mean home LIQUID turf! Watch in stunning 3D as the slender monkey-mouse people hop on pterodactyls, shoot poison arrows from their mossy bows, and make friends with the scabby whalesharks of the seven seas! Stick around for the post credits scene where Sigourney Weaver paints herself blue and holds her breath for 49 minutes then gasps and screams, “Fuck you, Kate Winslet, I’m the king of the world!” Oh, she's got a waaaaaaaay of water. Don't know what it is…but I know that I can't liiiiiive without her, anyway.