#just a random person lmao

[hyperfixated-homo]

not rlly that proud of this but. littol bloo sketch

#art #shadow draws #not an oc #just a random person lmao #v androgynus looking tho. very femine but my style is always like that? so it comes off as neither boy nor girl? that's fun #wish i went darker with the shadows. there's not enough contrast there #its BRIGHT but not contrasting if that makes sense #i need to learn how to make shadows darker #maybe f around with some more dull/neutral shades so that i learn how to make that stuff work #it may just be that i make too much of the drawing in light? and then don't make the shadows sharp enough or something? #nothing in this drawing is sharp enough tbh #idrk. im working on it though #didnt mean to go on a full rant in the tags uhm. oops #if youve read this far tell me what you think abt this (only if you want to) and what you think i could improve on #im ALWAYS looking for (constructive) criticism #and even if its not constructive. i need to be taken down a couple pegs sometimes lmao

[fallahifag]

palestinians don’t owe you anything

#like i shouldn’t have to say this but #we aren’t responsible for absolving your white guilt #please stop dming me weird shit it’s just going to get you blocked lmao. i already said i’m going through a tough time #your first response to that shouldn’t be #‘let me tell this random palestinian that i feel so bad about what’s happening i might *insert extremely graphic suicide mention* #please go to therapy. #like i’m a real person who’s dealing with real life things lmao #im not playing fr i don’t want this shit in my messages i WILL block you and i won’t read it #this goes for asks too.

[snarkspawn]

smile like no one's watching

#told you I'd draw them smiling for once!! #also! thank you for all the boops you guys lmao #I tried to boop everyone back and I hope I didn't miss anyone #but this is just a side blog so if some random cytharat person booped you - that was me :'D #project hadea #interactive fiction #nash #orion #userpharawee

[ioniansunsets]

i loved your heartsteel!kayn scenarios! can you possibly do a scenario of fem!reader helping heartsteel!kayn dye his hair :3

✖ Heartsteel!Kayn Getting His Hair Dyed by Reader ✖

✖ Word Count: 900

✖ Tags: Established R/S

✖ A/N: He has his default skin braid here. Stay tuned for more. I MISS THIS FUCKER'S BRAID OK. Also you are his long term partner! I thought it would be cute if you have been supporting him though all his ups and downs uwu

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" For reals, you've done this before right. Don't fuck it up I swear to god I will cry I'm dealing with enough shit right now babe." " You're the one that asked me to do this for you, have some trust in me."

You comb through his braid and neatly section if off one last time before slapping on the DIY at home bleach. After getting kicked out of his old band Kayn wanted a full makeover, so with five boxes of bleach and some whining he convinced you to help him bleach and dye his hair. You stood awkwardly behind him as you comb in the bleach. Kayn wasn't wearing a shirt, so that he wouldn't ruin any tees. So it was quite a sight, hair down, topless, you pause for a bit and stare. After some thinking you sigh, you were going to miss his blue and black hair...it was so soft too...

" Hey I heard that sigh! You know I HAVE to do this...I want to change my image, show them I'm better without them!"

Kayn pouts, you see it in the mirror and laugh. Slapping on more bleach, sectioning it out and complaining once again bout how the long hair sticks to the gloves and makes it all messy. But ok, you work hard, with a roll of aluminum foil ready you neatly bleach his long hair. As you wait for the first bleaching to set in you throw a little of the leftovers on your hair too, just enough for one strip.

" Should we match colors?"

You see Kayn visibly perk up as he hears your suggestion.

" Really? I think that will be cute. Like a cringey couple."

He smirks, leaning back to take a good look at you in the toilet mirror. He starts laughing loudly.

" Wait are you copying me or making fun of me! Why bleach that same chunk of hair as the old me!"

The two of you chat for a bit as you wait for the bleach to set in, when times up you help him wash it all off in the tub. Damn his hair was really such a dark black, it was just brown now. You comment about it needed a few more rounds of bleach. Kayn sighs this time instead, exhausted already but his rockstar image was at stake, he wanted to look cool so he had to do this. He had a goal already, an ombre fade of pink and purple, it would be so cool. Sitting back down, you blow dry his hair and start on round two.

And round three. Orange.

And four. Yellow.

And five before the yellow finally lifts enough! You were finally free from seeing that yellow, orange hue! And-

Oh no. You look at a handful of hair in your hands from where you combed through his hair.

" Kayn I am so sorry..." " No! I cannot deal with this right now please. Y/N Tell me its fine." " I'll fix it!"

You too were unsure how to react, were you going to cry or laugh. After five bleaches, his hair kinda...fried off. Ah...you were REALLY going to miss his long hair. Promising to fix it, you grab some hair scissors and did your best. With Kayn doing everything to hold himself together while you save what you can and work out a messy cut. It actually looked really good. You tell him to look up as you blow dry his hair yet again. Promising it wasn't as bad as he thought it was going to be. Kayn tentatively pulls his hands away from his face as he looks at himself in the mirror. A smile slowly creeping across his face.

" Oh shit you really did fix it? The hell Y/N! Let's dye it right now! I still want that pink purple thing going down!"

He tilts his head left and right, trying to get a better look at it, an idol worthy style. Kayn nods, happy with what you've done with it. Quickly you work the colors onto his hair and yours. Laughing together as he admires himself in the mirror. Half an hour passes and you wash his hair and dry it off for the last time. Kayn himself also helping to wash the and dry your hair. You smile as the two of you admire your reflections.

" Is it me or are we looking super hot?"

He snakes and arm around your waist, pulling you close. Giving your cheek a quick kiss.

" I actually like this a lot I'm glad it worked out. Thank you Y/N."

Kayn gives you a warm smile as he runs his hands through his hair, giving it a little shake as it falls gracefully along his jawline. He turns his attention back to the mirror before he shouts.

" Oh shit yeah! Let me snap a photo!"

Kayn leaves the room for a bit, grabbing his phone and a nice shirt to snap a photo in. He returns, hand draped around your shoulder as he takes a mirror selfie with you both. The largest smile plastered on his face as he sits down and edits it to use as his new wallpaper. You would mourn his pretty braid but...he was still your charming boyfriend you could live with the new style. The short hair was starting to grow on your after all.

#Also I like just bleached and dyed my hair to match og Kayn and was thinking of this scenario the whole time LMAO #Anon Answer #Shieda Kayn #Shieda Kayn x Reader #SCENARIOS #League of Legends Scenarios #Kayn LoL #Heartsteel!Kayn #KaynLeague #Kayn League #Kayn x Reader #this might be a bit weird i hope its still fun to read #had some ????????!!!!!! writing this #also this is also from personal experience where i bleached my hair 7 times and it just snapped at random places oops

[hyacinthsgareth]

RWRB SOCIAL MEDIA

a small taste of Alex and Henry’s public + private accounts, according to me <3

#pretty much every number is something pretty random lmao #i just wanted to make their accounts how i personally think/want them to look lol #anyway. i love them <3 #firstprince #rwrb #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #prince henry fox mountchristen windsor #rwrbedit #firstprinceedit #social media au #rwrb au #firstprince au #kinda #eb made this

[ahalliance]

i think a crucial aspect of the codebreakers dynamic that is sometimes overlooked is how likewise enamoured phil is with étoiles . like étoiles is the god of praising and hyping people up so people tend to focus on how much étoiles thinks phil is the coolest guy ever but do not forget that phil also thinks étoiles is the coolest fucking guy to ever guy he will never pass up an opportunity to talk about how cool and strong and funny étoiles is . their relationship is built on their mutual ‘WOW this guy is awesome’ feelings for one another and it is amazing

#qsmp #philza #etoiles #étoiles #codebreakers #random 2:30 am thoughts #it is so important to me how similar these two are and how mutual their affection is #étoiles is just louder and more dramatic about it sometimes but do not be fooled lmao #also sorry im aware that like. other stuff is happening lore wise . with forever . but im off in my own world OANDKSJD #étoiles has this aura about him where people really want to impress him and catch his eye #looking at team green gay pandas . soarinng ethan blushing twirling their hair at every opportunity #and even though he’s more subtle and laidback phil is like that as well do not be fooled #like PERFECT example of this is when phil etoiles bad and pierre were hanging out at the coliseum mob spawner thing #and etoiles gave gifts to bad and pierre . phil saddled up all sly to étoiles and was like ‘well i don’t NEED a gift étoiles your sense of #humour and personality are incredible as is’ #and étoiles just started yelling at him /pos and asking what gift he wanted OSJDKSKS #i love them

[avianii]

lmfao so I'm not out to my parents (cuz they're Chinese and Christian) and neither is my brother. but it is absolutely hilarious how oblivious they are. like ok for reference this is a list of things that have happened that really should've tipped them off

"don't choke on the boba" "not the only thing I've choked on"

my brother's gay romance manga that was left out on the kitchen table for a month

our mutual obsession with GIVEN

our mutual obsession with Good Omens

my personal obsession with the "gay pilot movie"

the pride flag he has in his room.

the pride flag I have in my room.

"安安 don't you think that guy's hot?" "no."

"达达 [my brothers nickname] when are you gonna get a girlfriend?" "uH THE FINANCES AREN'T IN PLACE YET"

#lgbtq #personal #like eh whatever they'll never find out #I say as I tape another picture of phoenix to my wall #im thinking of just dropping it on them right before I leave for college #because god knows I'm not staying in this state for another day if I don't have to #and also it would be so funny lmao #anii's random thoughts

[lightishpurple]

I was gripped by the need to make this reference before anyone else could (no one else would) (it's an extremely specific basketball reference) (you would need to have watched Root last season) (points if you know the pattern on his jersey btw)

Jams are created by @andy-jam-blog :]

#starscatter #jamsona #i just. had to #this one's for you kevin #i use the phrase two hand jam constantly. as does my dad #we have shared brainrot over basketball #i doubt theres many blazers fans on here #and even less who know about jams #but i saw my opportunity and pounced #his position being the same as gb3 is intentional btw #i am a gb3 stan first and a person second #i think he'd end up in one of those clear concussion masks constantly #roco vibes lmao #i think he's tall for a jam cause. babsketball #he's a forward he kinda has to be a little tall #he's the jam equivalent of 6'7 i think #holy shit that's gb3's height i swear i didn't plan that i just picked a random number 😭 #i might be obsessed

[aceredshirt13]

having read nearly all of the Jeeves short stories, it’s so funny to me that Bertie’s bisexuality manifests as casting a wide but shallow net at girls and a narrow but ridiculously deep net at men. He thinks girls are pretty on a reasonably frequent basis, and has tried to marry at least four women thus far (not counting the unwanted engagements), but when it doesn’t work out he’s over it in 24 hours. Meanwhile he shows absolutely no interest in and never gives flattering depictions of 99% of the men in his life, but will praise Jeeves to anyone who will listen, wax poetic about his appearance (and get defensive on his behalf about it when a child insults it), and is absolutely inconsolable when they are separated.

(also Bertie is in no way allosexual. he is canonically terrified at the thought of reproducing. and due to the narrow but deep net on the other end I don’t imagine he’s going around sleeping with loads of men, either. that man’s either demi as hell or just entirely ace)

#red randomness #jeeves and wooster #bertie wooster #reginald jeeves #wooves #jooster #100 and up neat #finally determined my take on Bertie orientation and had to get the thoughts out #granted I have only read the first three short story collections + Extricating Young Gussie (re: none of the novels or last two stories) #so I can’t speak for the few stories following that or any of the novels #but this is my StanceTM #curious to see what that pastiche Jeeves and the Wedding Bells is like and whether or not it matches this #because if it’s focused on a Bertie het romance then I have trouble seeing it #he truly doesn’t seem invested enough in women for it to carry a whole book??? #they’re more like crushes or cheery whims #while Jeeves is so close to his heart that he can’t bear to be without him. a source of comfort as a person beyond just what the man does #side note there are two pastiches I’ve heard about that put Bertie with Bobbie Wickham and that sounds untenable lmao #Bertie would be at his wit’s end #also I heard she gets a guy later anyway?? and at this point Bertie’s already fallen out of love with her besides??? #truly the greatest sin of those two pastiches is separating him from Jeeves though. good fucking luck #it also sounds like the show is kinda different?? but I’ve never seen it #anyway I’m rambling without all the information so maybe this is total nonsense but hey!

[ihateornithologists]

#elisabeth das musical #and things that happened to me irl xD #i finally did thissss #it's so funny to do actually and it almost works like sort of therapy so why not #like wow i can finally talk about this and even draw related things without wanting to throw up immediately #for more context (yep again) i had severe depression years ago and at some point my brain was so fucked up by illness that #i started seeing [one of those guys i'm always talking about] literally as an embodiment of everything bad in my life #well HE WAS #but like i so strongly identified him with my depression that sometimes even doubted if he was a real person at all lmao #(YOU SEE WHY I'M DRAWING THIS) #he somehow managed to follow me everywhere which made things even more creepy. #and i kept coming back to him myself because i had no one else etc #so funny actually that he was literally JUST SOME GUY like not even interesting or anything #all this shit was just awful and gross that's all. #but when i realized i can make it look COOL by drawing stuff i felt so powerful ahsdijwhnu8 #like YES i texted him recently and he's just. boring as fuck. #so dumb to feel possessed by some evil entity for years and the said evil entity is just a random dude #SORRY my traumadumping is cringe af but thats the price you have to pay to see my drawings xDddd

[braisedhoney]

Part 1 - Part 2 (You are here!) 

Well ain’t that sweet as punch. 

… and bonus page under the cut! 

#you ever think about how as far as Yancy knows we’re just a random escaped convict who comes back to visit him #I think about it #also that hug pose took me like three hours just to sketch #also also my favorite panel WAS the hug pose bc of course it was #ft. Yancy’s magical tattoos #because mark indulges us lmao #personal head canon that the tiny-box-Tim one is the only tattoo that doesn’t change #totally not bc I merged the layers before I could check #yancy iswm #yancy ahwm #iswm #in space with markiplier #iswm 2 #in space with markiplier 2 #y/n the captain #technically head engineer mark is here too #but that doesn’t count lol #ney’s art #ney’s chatter (ask answers) #ney’s comics #markiplier #iswm fanart #ahwm fanart #a heist with markiplier #iswm captain

[messier51]

In reference to your tags on the food that makes life worth living post - what are chicken squares???

They're kind of like chicken salad sandwiches but wrapped up and baked in crescent roll dough.

They are very delicious.

[image description: four baked chicken squares still on the pan. they aren't very square but the crescent roll dough is nicely browned and they're covered in browned stuffing bits]

At the risk of sounding like a food blogger, these are the food that I'd ask for when given a choice for my birthday. These are kind of an ultimate comfort food nostalgia thing for me. I use an altered version of my grandma's recipe (I measure with my heart, I am so sorry gramma but it turns out just fine this way, and no extra mushrooms) which is below vvvv. There IS a recipe online, on the Official Pillsbury Website (https://www.pillsbury.com/recipes/savory-crescent-chicken-squares/) from one of their contests. The name on the recipe is not my grandma, but the location is not far from where she lived. My grandma's recipe is better (obviously) but they're very similar and the version at the link is half the size if you want to try it but don't want to do math or something.

Part of the reason for making the full 8-sandwich version from my grandma's recipe is that it uses a full modern 8oz package of cream cheese (instead of the 3oz version that used to be common I guess?), and then you do not put the other half back in your fridge and forget about it until it gets moldy. If that's too much food, the chicken squares freeze really well! Just bake them for slightly shorter (I do it about 20 minutes) and then stick them in a freezer bag in the freezer until you want to eat them. They just need to be re-baked!

Chicken Squares Recipe (from aj's grandma)

Filling:

1 8oz package of softened cream cheese

1/2 stick butter (that's 1/4 cup) (recipe says "or margarine" lol) melted (you use the other half of it below)

4 cups cooked cubed chicken (this can be approximate. One rotisserie chicken or so. Leftover turkey works great! Canned chicken would probably be good too. My sister does hers with mushrooms for vegetarian reasons but I have no clue how to do that. You can adjust this though! It's super forgiving.)

1/2 tsp salt

1/4 tsp pepper

4 Tbsp milk (that's 1/4 cup)

4 Tbsp lemon juice

3 Tbsp chopped chives or onion. (Or like, as much as you want. If you like onion, more onion is really good in this. I have used half a large onion, a whole bundle of green onions, whatever looks good. 3 Tbsp is not enough imo, but if you're not into onions, then maybe ignore me)

2 8oz cans of refrigerated crescent rolls.

Sauce:

1 can chicken broth

2 cans cream of mushroom and/or cream of chicken soup

1 pint cream, half and half, or milk

sauteed fresh or canned mushrooms

Topping:

Pepperidge Farm Herb Seasoned Dressing (not the cubed kind) (you can use whatever breadcrumbs you have but the seasonings are really good! Sage, thyme, rosemary, poultry seasonings, whatever.)

The other half of your stick of butter

Instructions:

Cream the cream cheese (a stand mixer is helpful for this) and beat in 1/2 stick of melted butter. Beat until smooth.

Add chicken, onion, salt, pepper, milk, lemon juice. (Order doesn't really matter.) Mix well.

Separate 1 package of crescent dough into 4 rectangles. Firmly press perforations to seal 2 triangles together. Pat out dough to make thinner and larger (make it sorta square if you cant). (See alternate options below*)

Place about 1/2 cup filling into the center of each dough rectangle. Pull the 4 corners to the center. Twist slightly and pinch together, and pinch the sides that came together to seal. (It's totally ok if they're not perfect. They filling isn't gonna go anywhere.)

[4 unbaked chicken squares on a cookie sheet with a silicone baking mat. Three of them are sealed and kind of lumpy, the fourth is still laying out as a square-ish shape of dough with a scoop of filling in the middle. It's got a lot of green onions in it.]

Repeat with your second roll of rolls.

Melt other 1/2 stick of butter in a shallow bowl or pie plate and fill a 2nd shallow bowl with the stuffing/dressing/herbed seasoned bread crumbs.

Set out a cookie pan (I like to line them with parchment paper but it's fine if you don't, they won't stick).

Carefully lift one sandwich packet. Dip both sides(!) in butter and then in the stuffing. Place on the cookie sheet. (Sometimes I wear gloves for this step, your fingers WILL get gooey. You want the bread crumbs sticking out all over, it'll be delicious.)

Repeat for the rest of them.

[four unbaked chicken squares coated in butter and stuffing bread crumbs on a cookie sheet, ready to go into the oven]

Bake at 350°F for 20-25 minutes (or at 375 for about half an hour if you live on top of a mountain like me). They should be golden brown when they're done (see photos at top and bottom of the post).

You can partially bake and freeze or refrigerate for later!

Prepare sauce:

(I'm going to be honest I don't bother. Sometimes I make a can of cream of mushroom soup in the microwave and pour it on top. It's good! But it's way too much for just a me, and it doesn't freeze as well.)

Sauté mushrooms in about 1/4 cup of butter (sorry that's another half stick of butter, that wasn't in the list above)

Heat chicken broth and cans of soup.

Mix in mushrooms

Simmer until thick and bubbly. Reduce heat and add cream right before use. DO NOT boil after adding cream.

To serve, ladle mushroom sauce over each chicken square on plate.

[a baked chicken square in a shallow bowl swimming in cream of mushroom soup]

*Alternatives to trying to make squares out of crescent dough:

Supposedly it works with dinner roll dough too but I don't remember ever doing that.

Buy the sheets of crescent dough, which makes it a little less likely to split along the diagonal where you tried to smoosh them together.

Make little roll ups! Spoon filling onto large side of the crescent roll triangle and roll up just like you would if you were making it without filling (this is also really good with jam or nutella js). You can still dip them in the butter and dressing, they turn out great! You get a bigger bread to filling ratio, so you might need more rolls for the same amount of filling. Bake time is a little shorter though, keep an eye on them. They're cute though!

[three chicken roll ups(?) on a plate]

[baked chicken squares and roll ups on parchment paper-covered cookie sheets sitting on the stove]

So, go forth and eat chicken squares. I've got some in my freezer that I made after thanksgiving with my leftover turkey, I'm going to eat some on Monday for my birthday meal, as is traditional.

#replying to asks #chicken squares #recipe #idk if i would call these specifically a midwestern food but they have that vibe to them #cream cheese is so delicious #the filling is safe to eat too so you're just baking the crescent roll dough and heating up the insides #i took pics one of the more recent times i made them bc every time i mention these people go 'what' #lmao #now i have a whole post i can just link to in the future #random personal stuff #sorta

[sketihoops]

Don't normally do text posts as I'm usually a lurker, but I think as somebody who's gotten to briefly interact with him irl, was a top 0.001% fan on spotify (or something stupid high along those lines lmao) and who has fanart from me framed in his house, I'm gonna stop being a fan of Käärijä and in the fandom. I don't interact beyond likes and reblogs much but I just wanna be clear that I'm not really going to participate anymore even though I have some fan art pretty high up on my blog. I don't regret my time being a fan (no way for a past me to know) as it's been a good time; I have met many cool people including irl friends, the gig is probably the best one I've been to, I finally got the confidence to post my art online because of him, but, I think unless theres a major change, it's time for me. I do think I'd be more upset if it were 6 months ago but even at the height of my infatuation I'd still step away, so I think I'm more just disappointed (but to be honest, deadlines have been occupying 90% of my brain space for a while now, barely had time to be a fan of anything). I suppose I'm posting for others who are still deep in the fandom and stuck on how far they should be distancing themselves; I think, coming from a previous big big fan, its quite reasonable to step away for now and to not let hangups over FOMO effect you.

#käärijä #honestly its going to be really annoying irl if i get a bowlcut and wear green again #because I really like that combo and I have been a fan of it for years before i knew him #which is strange but its true lmao #also trying to overcome my anxiety of talking online to say something about it #I feel I have to considering I interact with a number of dedicated Ka blogs and people who are just fans of him #quite unfortunate all this but im not feeling as bad about it as I would have #I dont want to clog tags about the country this is effecting because imo it should be used a resource for funds and such #and other important updates #not what a random famous person said that feels v inappropriate #if theres a major change and such ill see but for now i gotta bounce #its been crazy its been party

[emblazons]

Babe, I'm gonna get you back I'm gonna show you what I'm made of

Day Four of @bylerweek2023 - Summer Love A Byler Summer + The Boys of Summer by Don Henley (x)

#byler #bylerweek2023 #mike wheeler #will byers #this may be the most random thing i've ever made lmao #it literally started as a 'st aesthetics are top tier' moment #so first it was summer vibes but byler style--see the movies + dnd #then just byler flirty vibes obviously #BUT THEN I WANTED 80s SUMMER LOVE SONG VIBES? #and the lyrics of this track ft a summer love not lasting but wanting something more serious with the RIGHT person reminded me of S3 #plus I love Don Henley so. so we had that in there lol #tbh this prompt was a pain in the ass as a more 'literal' gif maker #BUT ITS SOMETHING! and that's what matters lmaoooo #ANYWAY #stranger things #my gifs #the me tag

[pizzapasta23045]

Why I imagine Dottore wasn't in the Arlecchino short despite already being an harbinger:

Scaramouche: So are you gonna change? We have like, a whole trial for the murder of an Habinger to get to? Dottore: SCARA FUCK OFF I'M BUSY! I'M BUSY I'M DOING A MALPRACTICE. LET ME FUCKING DO HUMAN EXPERIMENTS IN PEACE I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT THAT TRIAL.

#textpost #scara #scaramuche #the baladeer #dottore #il dottore #fatui #dottore is just insane idk how scara thought he was a well adjusted person #bro is off the wall insane and scara was like #ah yes look at this person who has my best interest at heart #also ik this is occ as shit lmao i don't think dottore talks like this #imagine this is like #a random ass clone or smth #that just costantly cusses idk this is stupid and just for fun i'm sorry for the lack of canon compliant characterization i usually strive #to give my followers

[suchawrathfullamb]

I need a slave DM

#same? #lol #wtf is that #I thought it was a fandom thing but when I clicked it was just some random person but #they actually are in the fandom?? lmao #lmao #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #hugh dancy #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen