#just a boy on a pole

[nade2308]

"I like to dance"

@thethistlegirl @malewifebillcage here have some more Stacee

#stacee jaxx #rock of ages #tom cruise #my gifs #rock of ages gifs #my edit #just a boy on a pole #it fits him somehow #this moment surprised me and good #I loved him like this #he is precious #not me thinking about that idea thistle and I had #about ethan undercover in a night club as a dancer #and luther as his backup #whatever you do don't think about mav on a dancing pole driving ice crazy #okay I'm rambling #anyway #HIM #i love him your honor

[skitskatdacat63]

2023 Qatar Grand Prix - Sprint - Oscar Piastri

#not my best ever gifs i dont think BUT IM SOOOOO HAPPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!! #OSCAR P1!!!!!! OSCAR WIN!!!!!! OSCAR ROOKIE WIN LETS GOOOOO #i still cant believe it this is absolutely insane #i feel like i find myself saying this every week about oscar but wow #back in bahrain i could never have imagined him winning a race this year!! IN HIS ROOKIE SEASON!!!! #I was shocked when i woke up to see him have gotten pole in the shootout #AND THEN TO WATCH HIM WIN!!!! SOOOOOOO GOOD #Im so proud of him sob sob sob #again: throwbacl to me and dru talking abt the possibility of him podiuming or even winning #and i was like no way i doubt it with this car. nevermind :) ive never been so happy to be incorrect #WHERE IS MARK!??!!?!??!!? WHERE ARE YOU???? YOUR BOY JUST FUCKING WON!!!! WHERE IS THE HUG???? WHERE IS THE CONGRATS??? #i swear to god if i check his insta and theres yet another animal vid on his story im going to kill the old man #HE WAS WANDERING AROUND THE GARAGE YESTERDAY FOR QUALI!! WHERE WAS HE TODAY AAAGHHHHHH #oscar piastri #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #2023 qatar grand prix #2023 qatar gp #we do a little bit of f1

[hooked-on-elvis]

✨ ELVIS IN 1975 WEARING THE TOTEM POLE (GYPSY) SUIT ✨

Credits to fan 'Gogatine PF' for sharing those amazing pictures on Facebook fanpage 'Gentle On My Mind Fan Club Italy Recognized EPE'

#where's the 'totem pole' suit fans at #this is for us #okay... now this is just mean of elvis' part #why so hot #why look at the camera like that #why smile like that #why wearing chokers #were you seriously trying to kill us little boy #elvis #1975 #elvis jumpsuits

[deadchildsuperhero]

This is because I had a sudden inspiration, but Danny phantom au where the portal was never actually made public(I'm thinking because it's actually very much illegal and stuff) and so no one was there to witness the portal accident.

Meaning, for the people that do know that Danny is Phantom, don't actually get the context for his death and they won't instantly think of an inter-dimensional tearing a hole into this boy, and from the very limited information, Danny shares about his death. They think of the most bat-shit crazy reasons for Danny's death.

I'm thinking of a post-reveal thing, where Danny just has the craziest rumors, ranging from the stupidest to the most gruesome reasons for his death. All while he just sits in the corner watching people have a heated debate on whether or not Danny died via electrocution by microwave.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp #just a random idea #I'm thinking people just have these crazy reasons for his death #Oh Danny? #he died because his thanksgiving dinner stabbed him #Oh that fenton boy? #I heard he got mauled and eaten by a bear #Danny? #He jumped off the flag pole because of a dare #I'm thinking there's just 50 variants for each form of death

[thatsrightice]

Tom “Iceman” Kazansky being a nerd and reading all the time, but especially NATOPs for other jets.

#iceman probably #the first one is from during the filming of top gun #iceman is def a nerd but like a cool nerd #he’s the reason slider goose cougar and merlin got through super difficult classes at the academy #he made sure they understood everything tho he ain’t helping them cheat #he frequently visits the carrier’s library #Maverick wouldn’t touch a book with a 10 ft pole #Val Kilmer #Val Kilmer reading #top gun #tom kazansky #top gun: maverick #iceman #top gun maverick #top gun iceman #pete mitchell #icemav #the boys #the boys but literally just iceman #he follows the rules #slice #my boys #top gun cougar #top gun merlin #top gun goose #Nick Bradshaw #mine #behind the scenes

[disturbedheart]

I kinda wish I was traumatized AND had a rich father. Unfortunately, I am just traumatized

#personal #I was just thinking about the DL boys #like yeah your dad sent you to the north pole for bad grades but you literally live in a mansion

[clowningaroundmars]

my absolute fave thing to read in punkflower fics is lovesick puppy hobie brown

cool-as-a-cucumber hobie overthinking miles' every move, leaving lingering touches on him, longing glances thrown his way

certified BAMF hobie hanging by a doorway or window just a second too long before leaving miles

"skinny-hot" hobie refusing to believe someone as ✨️cool✨️ as miles would be into someone like him

badass punk hobie just yearning and pining and practically draping himself all over miles in desperate attempts but then pulling back all scared when anyone even hints that they should get together

god, i need pining lovesick loser hobie like AIR rn 😭

#mine #punkflower #spiderverse #can yall tell i am Not Normal rn #COOL HOT BADASS FUNNY HOBIE JUST!! *clenches fist* JUST!!! just fuckin swooning #like a victorian lady whenever miles does Anything #i mean do yall SEE the way he pays attention to and looks at miles in the movie? #i am unwell. i will never be able to emotionally recover from this #just... god. i love it #hobie brown spider punk just trailing after miles #joking with him and wrapping him up in all of the clothes he can manage to bring #practically screaming silently for miles' attention at every moment #showing off a lil bit when theyre swinging #dont get me wrong hobie is a very very cool guy. when miles isnt there #miles: shows up #hobie: immediately turns into the worlds biggest clumsiest clown to ever exist #miles: smiles #hobie: crashes into 2 walls a telephone pole and falls over a fence #bonus points if miles literally has zero clue the entire time #bc like obviously miles KNOWS hobie is ridiculously hot. this is canon #but SURELY someone like hobie has nooooo interest in him whatsoEVER right guys? …right? ahaha #IDIOTS the both of them #idiots in love #this is a trope i will never tire of ever #also the skinny-hot comment is a reference to the official atsv script #LOOK IT UP IF YOU HAVENT ALREADY #it is filled to brim with homosexuality and plenty of funny ass lines of miles being jealous #but miles my boy. my baby boy #look at me #you need not be jealous of hobie. YOURE the one in the middle of the love triangle NOT GWEN

[theimprobable1]

Ok so it seems like they're definitely going for John/Mariana. That's fine I guess but in exchange I should get Sherlock and Victor rekindling their friendship after the traumatic reveals of the last episode and then getting together. That sounds about fair.

#sherlock and co #sherlock & co #i think bbc traumatised me too much to ever actually care about johnlock again tbh #like obviously in ACD canon Holmes and Watson are in love that's non-negotiable #but adaptations can do whatever i'm not touching shipping with a ten foot pole #also I had completely forgotten what bbc did to Victor until just now and boy do I wish to forget again

[httpiastri]

OSCAR POLE OSCAR POLE OSCAR POLE !!!!!!11!1!1!1!!

OSCAR POLE!!!!!!

i will never shut up about this. never never never

#him!!!!! #oscaaaaarrrrr #my beloved #my dear boy #love love love him #so much happiness in my body #gaaaaaaahhhhhhhh #like always im taking the pressure of and saying that i’m proud no matter what happens next #doesn’t matter to me if he crashes into the wall in the first corner #even taking pole is enough to make me so so happy #just go out there and have fun baby<333 #asks! #anon!

[feydfuckernation]

@maybe-im-on-nobodys-side i forgot i had this saved on my phone but i meant to send you this to you a few days ago in response to this post

#no one and i mean NO ONE is doing it like chess pa svenska and that is a Cold Hard Fact #chess the musical #chess på svenska #now i just need to see the moscow production with pole dancing molokov.......i need to know how it stacks up against pa svenska....... #the tirolean spa (my brain) once again has the chess boys in it

[thedawntreaders]

the silver chair except eustace's dragon curse never truly left.

it remains dormant on earth of course, for there is no need of dragons there and it certainly is no place for them, but when eustace is put in situations of high, high risk in narnia, it can't help but come out instinctively.

the poor boy doesn't figure this out until it happens.

eustace never had a particular desire to die, but he gave himself no choice in the split second moment he takes to dive in front of prince rilian. for an old friend such as caspian, he would give his life to him and his family as many times as they'd need, even if he only had one to spare. a proper act of sacrifice, he reasons to himself, much nobler in comparison to what he did last time he was in narnia. lucy and edmund would be very proud, wouldn't they?

jill covers her eyes and screams.

but what should have been human skin caught on the witch's serpent fangs turns brittle and cold, like the hardened scales of a dragon's hide. the sorceress flies backwards and releases a piercing screech.

prince rilian shakes jill, begs her to open her eyes. she shakes her head. she can't, she won't. eustace is dead. eustace is dead!

an unfamiliar roar reverberates throughout the dark castle. oh no. jill finally peeks through her fingers, a new bout of fright expelling her grief. what now? hasn't she suffered enough? but her hands fall quickly to her side and she stumbles back, looking, up, up, up.

standing between her, rilian, and the serpent, stood a gallant dragon, one that towered over the two humans and blew fire into the air.

"eustace?" jill whispers.

eustace stares down the lady of the green kirtle in the eyes and grins. why, this evens out the playing field, doesn't it? his snout flares and he roars once more.

you will pay for what you've done, witch.

oh, if only reepicheep were here to see him now.

#DRAGON SHIFTER EUSTACE ANYBODY? #that curse was in fact a blessing in disguise <3 #i'll have you all know that reepicheep is cheering like a madman for eustace in aslan's country eustace just doesn't know it #'THAT'S MY BOY!!' #tcon #tcon imagines #tcon headcanons #the chronicles of narnia #chronicles of narnia #the silver chair #eustace scrubb #jill pole #prince rilian #caspian x #lady of the green kirtle #lucy pevensie #edmund pevensie #reepicheep #death mention #except no one actually dies it's a false assumption

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Belgian Grand Prix - Kimi Räikönnen(ft. Giancarlo Fisichella & Sebastian Vettel)

#2009 kimi is so 😳 with his long hair #my fav part about kimi podiums is how much champagne he drinks compared to other drivers hahaha #everyone else mostly sprays it but he always keep slugging it #i dont know why i keep making these at 6 am when i dont have any thought processes as well as being sick! i cant write meaningful tags #nevertheless aahahhhhhh i love 2009!!! its so sick how balanced it is #like how tf did a force india get pole and nearly win???? sick #im still dying over the lap one DNF where 4 cars were taken out in one fell swoop it was almost comedic #it feels so nice to see fisi again!!! i missed him since 2005...shame nando isnt on the podium w him bcs i miss my renault boys #but heyyyyyy simi podium!!! i love how kimi is just trying to drink and seb sprays him #kimi räikkönen #kimi raikkonen #sebastian vettel #sv5 #giancarlo fisichella #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #we do a little bit of f1 #2009 belgian gp #2009 belgian grand prix

[foursidecity]

Meridian: an imaginary line

#ispy.png #aotr #knicknacks #meridian midas #girls when they turn lines into characaters #do you guys like aotr its just a bynch of lines. #did you guys know that longitude lines are all meridians (they help measure the east and west by connecting the north and south poles) #but like the equator is a latitude just fully in the middle #the prime meridian is the longitude that gets defined at 0° and splits the hemispheres #basically that #idk its cool 2 me #the equator does the same thing with the other two hemispheres #im a prime meridian fan boy no one ever talks avout the prime meridian #its always about the hottest line on the map and not that random imaginary meridian that shows you were things are from east to west #the equators imaginary too but i guess since its location is physically always hot it gets used more often in day 2 day #well. geography lesson is over lookit my lines

[applesontheground]

i love the way you write patrick bateman! could you write something nsfw, like dubcon with him overstimulating reader? thank you!

thank you! and i absolutely could!

i don’t pray that way 💼

NSFW | Word Count: 543 | Patrick Bateman x GN Reader

contains DUBCON, overstimulation, choking, degradation, fingering, nipple play

“Can you stand to look a little less blasé?”

The taunt was barely heard, your windpipe being pushed against the mattress to the point that his words only swam in dull recognition. Even then, he caught the exasperated dart of your eye, and it lead the hand that wasn’t on your neck to find your chest.

Your mouth flinched open in a silent motion, unable to cry out with the pressure on your larynx but needing to writhe at the feeling of how he rolled a nipple between his fingers in a pace that wasn’t even close to sensual, and his watch’s metal was catching on some body hair all at the same time. You could barely tell if he was enjoying it, but when he adjusted on his knees from where he had been between your legs, you felt the strain of his cock as it slid up the back of your thigh.

He nearly pulled away as soon as contact had happened and scoffed, squeezing tighter until your vision swam again, “Get over yourself, I’m barely touching you.”

There wasn’t even a reaction for that, no matter how delirious you had become from the cutoff of the oxygen to your head; not even a coherent [Y/N] could think of what to say about it. Still, the asphyxiation was stirring your gut regardless – even if it was unexpected, and even if it proved relentless. He only made it worse by releasing your nipple, nails unforgiving as they dragged down the side of your stomach and he started working at something else.

“Try this on for size.” Your eyes crossed as he didn’t serve too much favor with how his fingers slipped inside of you. When you made another face, and your entire body locked up in the surge of pressure coupled with the heat that followed, he only went further. Farther into your body, touching your core and mercilessly ramming it with a couple of fingers.

Too broken to do anything besides wheeze under his rigid hand, you then felt him pump in a near frenzy, almost looking bored by it in a matter of seconds as your mind spun, no thought coming clear but the feelings making you twitch like something was deeply disturbed inside of you.

He didn’t do this to get closer to you. He didn’t even do this to understand you. Breathing shakily, he reminded you, “If you could only fathom how much I’ve wanted to hurt you like this.” A smile barely quirked your lips, the wrench of your gut only making you drive your hips up into the pressure of his hand and make him mutter another awful phrase in your ear.

“What a weird reaction to something that I could only scrounge up for a [girl/guy] like you.”

He wished he could make this hurt you. It only brought pleasure, and although he didn’t say it, you knew that fascinated him alongside the frustration and the disdain. He didn’t need to show it; the fact he didn’t even stop when you huffed out a sob and let him continue to overstimulate the burning skin, not caring how much you gave a sign that it was torture.

It was almost like he wanted that for you.

#patrick bateman x reader #slasher x reader #requests #slasher requests #slasher fanfiction #notsfw #✏️ #💼 #just so we're on the same page #my general consensus on patrick is that i wouldn't go near him with a ten foot pole irl but boy does my inner masochist love him

[pennamepersona]

it's so funny that apollo has like, some kind of magical powers, bc he is otherwise the most Just A Guy character in this whole series

#ace attorney #pw aa #apollo justice #aj aa #i hear what you're saying and i know phoenix has no weird extra powers #but he's sooo fine with spirit channeling and the magatama #takes to it just fine #and he's a lil bit of a freak + weirdly immortal #like my bro got hit by a car and smacked his head on a pole and has a *sprained ankle* #i hear what you're saying about edgeworth and larry and gumshoe also #but edgeworth is also kind of a freak boy and a prodigy and w/e #gumshoe is pathetic and dopey which is a different genre of guy #and larry is a major freak even though he is ostensibly normal #apollo is just a guy who wants to do guy things #like pay taxes and be a lawyer and make a living wage #having hyper sensitivity and being an empath or w/e is so funny for him #he would not ever want it #he is just trying to follow court procedure #please everyone let this very special earnest young man do normal things #it's all he wants in the world

[lewierre]

i guarantee you most offline tifosi just want ferrari to win they don’t care who’s driving it

#season hasnt even started and we’re already making conspiracy theories about the next one #relax #yes the presedestinato is the golden ferrari boy but did yall forget the shift people did when seb or alonso went to ferrari? #yes we need to account racism and the fact that previous champions were not black but i try to be positive #if lewis bags out a pole they’re just gonna love him #ferrari is bigger than charles #people hated on carlos less than i thought they would #as soon as he started performing they just liked him #ferrari represents italy so this inherited patriotism italians have only when it comes to sport is bigger than the predestinato #most people i’ve talked to just hated lewis because he kept winning #do you know what will happen if he keeps winning with ferrari? #theyre gonna make him an italian citizenship #italians hate being italians until they can listen to the inno of mameli in a competitive sport event