#jounin nart

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#naruto #fanart #uzumaki naruto #uchiha sasuke #nara shikamaru #inuzuka kiba #my art #sketch #modern au #collegenart #jounin nart #shikanaru #narushika #kibanaru #narukiba #sns #sasunaru #narusasu

[wind-becomes-lightning]

yoooooooooo burned

#nisi reads nart #all the jounin sensei in this manga dont mind fucking them kids up

[komorebi-rabbit]

okie here we go!!

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Eeee! Okay!

🍓 What’s a fic you’ve written you feel is underrated?

Probably Lotus Eater! It's not a popular pairing so I'm not surprised over it, but I'm still proud of the way it turned out.

🍒 What’s your favorite character dynamic to write? (Can be romantic or platonic, specific or general!)

Oh, man, idk. I love a kind of enemies-to-lovers pipeline but also like... with ShiObi or Kkob or even kkita, younger guy simping for older guy they think they'll never have. And then one of them disappears for years and it makes the reunion sweeter in the end.

🍍 What kind of AUs do you like? Are there any AUs you hate or just generally have beef with?

Canon-divergent, my beloved.... I prefer reading fics set in the nart universe, for sure. However writing modern aus or just weird aus is so much fun?? I just dont read them often.

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

SHISUI, hands down!! I love the idea that, because his father was canonically disabled when Shisui was very young, Obito helped Shisui learn to fend/provide for himself (Because Obito was known to take care of elders, its not a stretch to say he tried to help the disabled, too). And, because Obito was the first to show Shisui some mercy, Shisui took to following him around like a lil duckling, looking up to him. I also repeatedly used the idea that Kushina was his Jounin instructor. It's fun to give him a base knowledge of how seals work!

#hehe thanks Eva!! #ask games #ask #evaofkonoha

[viatorix]

On the subject of Nart and scaling, I honestly dislike it when the story throws out these huge inflated numbers just to make a character seem cooler because then you start to lose a sense of appropriate scale. I suppose it's why I dislike the 'Kakashi took out 50 jounins with a frying pan!!!' Because it makes it seem a little ridiculous? So he's SOOO much more powerful than 50 high ranked ninja and somehow they can't rub enough brain cells together to take him out? Sometimes less is more impactful is what I'm saying.

#its the same vibe as a narrative going AND IT WAS TEN THOUSAND YEARS AGOOO #because it sounds cool #rather than actually comprehending just how fucking long that is #a sense of scale is good actually!!!

[strafepanzer]

your tags on my jonin bakugou post immediately sent me into cardiact arrest. THE HAND TO HAND COMBAT??? HORNYYSHFBSB. haunting me in my dreams

i IMMEDIATELY started frothing at the possibilities of this crossover because nart was my FIRST anime obsession SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO my thoughts on it 😌✨

like if he MADE his gauntlets, and they’re a chakra weapon?? imagining him tinkering away at creating weapons that he can use his “nitroglycerin sweat” bloodline jutsu with??? carrying around scrolls and SUMMONING those weapons for long-range battles, but kicking ABSOLUTE ASS hand to hand?????

im talking CANONS and GUNS and just non-typical shinobi weapons that confuse the absolute FUCK out of enemies (he would love that, btw, he would FROTH at their awe of him)

flashy weapons, flashy moves. has to be the best at everything, so you know he’s always training his taijutsu. saw rock lee fight ONCE and knew he couldn’t let his guard down just because he’s got a bloodline jutsu. SMART MAN.

HAS A FAN CLUB. is a little bitch of a kid who screams about being hokage, but character development through his teen and young adult years have him finding his place protecting the less fortunate and supporting who he deems worthy of becoming top dog, instead of getting into the politics of it all.

HIM IN A JOUNIN VEST. sleeveless turtleneck underneath it, maybe it’s cropped, maybe not. maybe some kiba-style fishnet tank top pulled taught over his belly, glimpses of it showing when he stretches. THICK ARMS. BROAD SHOULDERS. PARADES NAKED SCARRED ARMS LIKE A BADGE OF HONOUR. his headband pushed high onto his head after a particularly hard training session, keeping sweaty strands of blonde off of his forehead I COULD GO ON

#pls im #im a weAK woman #ari im v sorry but the brain worm is growing #out of control perhaps? #panzer.asks #jounin bakugo #DONT GET ME STARTED ON HIM WITH THE GENIN—

[uchihashisuii]

Hey jules!! 9, 10, 20 and 31 for the nart ask meme??

naruto ask list

thank u friendo smooches<3

9. which other two characters would you want in your genin team? - HONESTLY shisui and shikamaru. close range + long range covered, leaving mid for me hA. also theyre both smart nd fun to look at

10. if you were a jounin team leader, who would you want as your genin? - InoShikaCho i just love their energy. wouldnt touch team 7 with a ten foot pole i am Not paid enough to deal w their shit

20. which member of the akatsuki would you want to be paired with? - TOBI ALL DAY EVERY DAY we can cause mischief nd make out

31. which of kakashi’s ninken is your favorite? -pakkun!

#smooches u good #jules' dumb posts

[mokutone]

@heyjoood replied to a post: wait you're gonna mention in the tags you made a jounin vest in acnh and not show us?? heart been broke so many times smh 😔 /lh /j

kjsdkgjhsdkgjh okay okay here u go...u can see the four pockets

n also whilst were at it—i did a little sai too

#i have no idea why i thought there were four pockets on the vest...maybe just bc its comprised of rectangles...four corners four pockets #idrk what to tag this as. #acnh nart #i used the hoodie pattern for the jounin vest—it works very well and gives a little bit of a collar and shoulderpad form #i was tempted to use the sweater but this just works better #image desc in alt text

[fauvester]

shinobi battle husbands

#inspired by that one cover of iruka with a SWORD????? #yamairu #yamato #iruka #let iruka fight. let him go off #he may not be a jounin... but I think he deserves to serve hands once in a while #iruka: hold my hair tie yamato: i got your hair tie baby #nart tag

[justjstuff]

Dear author, for the Naruto asks - how about: (4) favorite chunin exam fight; (11) how would you wear your headband; and (35) what ninja occupation would you choose?? Either way, thank you for your time and writing and sharing your stories with us!

Hiya, Birk!! Thanks for the asks, lovely <3

11. How would you wear your headband?

r: I wanna say on my forehead like a proper ninja but I actually have very frequent headaches/migraines and having something on my head (sometimes even my hair) fucking kills me when I get like that so... I'm gonna go with either on my arm like Shika or my waist because fashion icon.

35. What ninja occupation would you choose?

r: To give a cool an edgy answer: ANBU. lol. I wouldn't like teaching/being responsible for clueless kids like Nart or edgy emo lords like Sauce so I think as soon as I made it to jounin I'd be like "yoo please let me innn". HOWEVER. To be quite honest if I was just magically teleported to the Naruto World, I'd probably work to be an iryo-nin because I have some chronic diseases/issues I'd like to get rid off lol Also, I did consider medicine for quite some time and am not entirely convinced I won't just decide to do it later on in life so... xD

- ask me a Naruto question -

#ask #answered #im silly #lol

[paperblairplanes]

Tenten training Himawari

I said this in the tags of a post BUT here's the full thing bc I have THOUGHTS

Tenten should train Himawari Uzumaki.

She is probably the one (non-Hyuuga) person in the village who has had the most experience dealing with the Hyuuga techniques. With Neji on her team, she's sparred against them, fought alongside them, and worked through its limitations. She knows better than anyone else how to make the gentle fist work to its highest potential.

The other contenders to train Hima would be Lee, Hanabi, and a random Hyuuga, but let's be real here. Lee seems content as he is, Hanabi hasn't shown interest in becoming a sensei (and I doubt the Hyuugas would let their heir take such a dangerous position), and it would be awkward to introduce a random character when we already have so many regular ones lying around. Besides, Tenten is the only one who could really help both Hima and her teammates learn how to use and avoid the gentle fist. She knows the best combos, the best tactics. She knows enough about the clan's politics to deal with them should it be necessary. She has the perfect mix of general and specific knowledge to help everyone on her squad, not just Hima.

Tenten was Neji's sparring partner, and one of his closest confidants. She was there to help him prepare for the first chunin exams, then pass the second. She was there with him through his curse mark reveal, his reconciliation (?) with Hiashi, his growth after being beat, Gai and Lee's antics, his promotion to jounin, his reconciliation with Hinata. She spent years by his side. All of it spent training and sparring and working relentlessly. She knows her stuff.

So how poetic, how beautiful would it be for Tenten to take in Himawari Hyuuga, the girl who literally jyuukened the shit out of good ole Nart with only basic training at the age of seven? Who, with one hit, drained him of chakra so intensely that even Kurama was impacted? A prodigy, just like Neji? How right would it be for Tenten to guide this young girl, the picture of what her best friend would've been with kinder circumstances, to become the best shinobi she can be?

Just....consider

#bruh I might actually write this #as a one shot maybe #or a drabble series #i'm really feeling vignette style writing lately #tenten #himawari uzumaki #boruto next generations

[milkshake-fairy]

Itachi and Naruto?

Like shipping them? I would but like 22 year old jounin sensei naruto and 27/28 year old leaf police chief itachi, with lots of police lieutenant sasuke glaring at both of them in the background bc “wtf stop flirting with my brother, wtf stop flirting with my best friend, I hate everyone”. In a world where the massacre never happened and everyone’s alive, I could totally see Nart having a puppy crush on itachi through his teenage years tho

[urarengearchive]

          i, like most of the general fandom, am also upset and frustrated with how kishi treated the women of nart after it was all said and done. 

          but don’t misunderstand, there’s nothing wrong with aspiring to be a housewife. that’s a legit job and a good one, good moms are not a dime a dozen and if someone wanted to be the best mother they could be that’s awesome, more power to them. but sakura and hinata didn’t have that initial goal/dream? they never did. throughout the entire series they never proclaimed their nindo was ‘become a housewife’ it just felt so out of place? in nart culture it seems ‘traditional’ for the women to stay home and take care of the kids because ninja lives are dangerous and never guaranteed but still it’s??? not fair???? hinata has so much power and potential and she should have been a shining beacon of change in her clan and become the clan leader. sakura was (still is?) the best medical ninja to ever grace the world and could have made some pretty incredible strides in medical jutsus and i mean who’s to say the two couldn’t have become jounin team leaders themselves? ON TOP OF raising a family? its insulting to think they are only capable of one task and thats living at home and putting their own dreams aside. 

          ntm can we stop that stupid fucking trope of ‘scary wives who beat the crap out of their husbands and kids’ ??? please???? thanks for coming to my ted talk.

#ooc. #salt. #ask to tag #this post had no point #backflips into the sun

[marc--chilton]

Jounin Sensei Kiba?

i didn’t realize this was something i wanted until now

YO HOLD UP KIBA IS APPARENTLY A POLICE OFFICER IN BORUTO??? and a dog breeder but A POLICE OFFICER????????

oh nooo i like both of these ideas....... i’m not sure if kiba would be a good sensei though tbh as much as i like him he’s pretty impulsive but at the same time if the world’s loudest, dumbest ninja (nart) can be ninja president, why can’t kiba be a jounin sensei??

#fic talk #sorta #i like cop kiba even tho he looks like he should be on the other side of the law #but him being a sensei also tickles me #confound it #Anonymous

[fandomsunshine]

Nart Watch S1 E6

- A Dangerous Mission! Journey to the Land of the Waves! Alright so they’ve been doing boring baby missions so far. Now they’re finaly getting their first serious mission. Escorting a guy to a bridge so he can fix it. But then it turns out more dangerous than it’s meant to. AKA the episode where Naruto as a series starts to get kinda serious

- Oh yeah they have walkie-talkies and everything. Microphones. They have TVs don’t they? And phones. I can’t recall any cell phones. 

- The wife of the land of fire’s daimyo/feudal lord Madame Shijimi and Tora the cat. So I guess the land has a feudal lord? More research needed

- Okay so according to the wiki, daimyo are in charge of the political doings of their hidden villages. They handle the budget and ultimately select the kage of their nation. If the hokage dies, the position temporarily goes to the daimyo. They send shinobi out but rarely dirty their own hands. 

- There are council members to, and a chief council. They even get a mission to baby sit the chief councilor’s kid. So these aren’t ninja, yeah? They’re civilians? Or does it not matter?

- Naruto is sick and tired of getting baby missions. So is Sasuke! I think Sakura sees it as proper training. Kakashi figured they were going to get like this soon. Iruka says everyone needs to gain experience from simple missions. 

- Missions range from babysitting to assassinations. They’re ranked D, C, B, and A, with D as the easiest and A as the toughest or most important. There are jounin, chunin, and genin beneath the hokage. Jounin get A, Chuunin get B and C, Genin get D and C. They go up in price depending on the ranking. The money from the client comes in, and the team gets a share from it. 

- Naruto says he’s matured, but he grumps and pouts on the floor like a kid

- “The smallest one with the idiot face” “Haha who’s the small one!” they all line up to show that yeah naruto is the shortest here.

- Tazuna, a bridge builder! A grumpy old man and a drunk

- This is Naruto’s first time outside the gate! Well that makes sense. 

- It’s cute that Kakashi keeps holding Naruto back by the collar or backpack 

- No ninja in the land of the waves. But there are ninja in other villages. The number and ability of shinobi shows off a country’s strength.  It’s how nations maintain relationships with neighboring nations. But the villages aren’t in control of them, they’re equal in rank. There’s no need for shinobi in the land of waves, an island region that’s hard to reach. 

- There’s fire, water, lightning, wind, and earth nations. The Five Great Nations. Konoha is in the fire nation, hidden mist village is in land of water, cloud village in lightning, sand in winds, and rocks in earth. Only these great nations have a kage. They reign over thousands of ninja in their nation. 

- Yeee Kakashi patting Sakura on the head. Super cute

- Sasuke notices that Tazuna is nervous. He always was most perceptive 

- Some foes appear! They apparently tear Kakashi apart. But of course they don’t. They target Naruto, and Saske takes them ot with shuriken and kunai to stop their chains. Kicks their butt easily. Even Naruto has to call him cool. Sakura stands with a kuunai and Sasuke has to block her. 

- Sasuke do your arms hurt from carrying this team? 

- Of course Kakashi is fine and takes them down. Sakura and Naruto are really happy at least. Sasuke is not surprised and calls him a show off. 

- How did Sakura do well? I guess she did stand her ground. Saske wasn’t scared at all of his first real battle. I mean he’s a bit of a death seeker so

- “Were you hurt, bibi-kun?” fuhahaha

- This is a B rank mission, not C! Whoda thunk. Which would have been expensive

- Naruto still stabs his hand to remove the poison like a hard bitch, A+ 

- It’s cute how hard he really is trying. He works out all the time and reads scrolls constantly and meditates. He does not want to be a loser, or lose to Sasuke especially! He’s not a cowardous person. Everyone’s at least a little impressed. And of course his hand is already healing, just like a jinchuuriki. 

- Chunin ninja from the mist village. Do we ever get their names? 

- We get a brief glimpse of Zabuza Momochi, demon of the hidden mist

#nart watch #season 1 #episode 6 #wave country arc

[fauvester]

i m.. i drew one of my nart ocs... she’s an iwa inuzuka field jounin MILF mother of 4 and bi icon who specializes in long-distance attacks, supporting her dumb gay big sister and wearing crop tops past 40 and looking damn good

#she has a ninken too but i cant draw dogs at all #i just.. wanted to show her off.. she's still got big Heathers popular girl energy but shes channeled it into brutally efficient murder #nart tag #im sowwy i know nobody wants to see my nart ocs but I'm headfull of ideas and theyre spilling all over

[fandomsunshine]

Nart Watch S1 E4 / E5

- Pass or fail, survival test. This is the bell test episode! Or episodes, since I’m combining them. They meet Kakashi and have to take a test to see if they can become real ninja. 

- It opens with a prank on Kakashi. Which both Sasuke and Sakura think is kinda funny, but neither voice it. Oh yeah, only Kakashi was late. Of course he was. So late that even Iruka left. 

- Apparently Sakura really likes pranks, even though she doesn’t initiate them. And yes Kakashi gets caught with that weak prank, despite being a jounin. Babe. 

- This is the first time we hear about Sasuke’s desire for revenge. 

- Sakura come on I know you have hobbies outside of stalking Sasuke. “I want to kill a certain man.” Naruto’s like ‘he doesn’t mean me right…’ no he doesn’t mean you XD Sakura is impressed, Kakashi really is not. 

- Kakashi’s sinister laugh. He really likes fucking with them. Mkay, 27 gradated, but only 9 will become actual ninja. The rest leave back to the academy. Failure rate is 66%

- Sakura has a cute pink shoulder bag, Naruto has a green backpack, Sasuke has a regular black shoulder bag 

- ooo the bell test 

- They really should realize that if one of them loses, they all go back. This is a three man team, after all 

- It’s sweet that Iruka is worried about Naruto. Also Kakashi is late to friggin everything

- Interesting that Sasuke is the one to break the streak of giving food to the one tied up. 

- “Say aren’t you a bit off?” “The only thing that’s a bit off is your haircut!” BABE

- Make Out Paradise ayyyyy. I bet he got those from Minato. Or did he seriously pick them up on his own? 

- Rip Naruto’s ass virginity. Lost to Kakashi’s finger. 

- Even Sakura and Kakashi think Naruto’s diversionary tactic was cool. But alas, Kakashi can switch places with things. Naruto is lame again. 

- “No you’re Kakashi! You have his old man smell!” RIP

- Tricked by an obvious trap. Sasuke goes for the fucking kill, dude 

- Well Kakashi’s dead now. They got to get a new teacher I guess

Episode 5 now!

- JK he’s fine. Substitution jutsu again. 

- Sakura falls for a genjutsu and passes out, remaining useless for the rest of the episode. She does this. 

- Also oh my god Naruto literally falls for the same trap twice 

- “I’m different from them” “Why don’t you say that after you’ve gotten a bell?” 

- Sasuke really is good with traps and tricks. Taijutsu as well. He’s flexible. He almost gets one of the bells by himself. Good to know that katon is such a sttrong jutsu. Apparently a genin should not have that much chakra yet. 

- lol RIP Sasuke. He’s a head in the ground. It looks hilarious. He’s so angry lol 

- Well at least he gets out. And is worried enough about Sakura that he sticks around. Pushes her off during a hug though. And berates her for wanting to take an easy way out. 

- Thinking about Itachi, huh? “I’m the only one who can kill that man.” True enogh, since he has the sharingan. I think he’s just thinking out long. “I’m an avenger. I must become stronger. I don’t have time for setbacks.” Like did yo thnk he just said that to be cool? 

- You guys really cold have attacked him as a team. But Naruto’s a show off, Sakura only cares about her crush, and Sasuke does everything on his own. Sasuke looks the most offended at teamwork. But yeah the test is still made to discourage team work. 

- Oh, the stone with all the names of ninja that have died for the village… all of his friends are on there. Kakashi is just trying to get them to realize how serious this is. 

- Sasuke is a good person. He could’ve beaten Kakashi on his own, but stayed behind to make sure Sakura was okay. And he feeds Naruto when he’s told not to.  Doesn’t even hesitate. 

- This dramatic motherfucker! He summons lightning just to look scary! Kakashi good god. They pass too for this. Sasuke still looks annoyed. They’re the first to pass~ 

- “In the world of ninja, those who break rules and codes are branded as garbage… But those who abandon their friends are worse than garbage.” 

- “Kakashi is actally kinda cool…” yeeee

- And all three of them are ninja now! … hey you guys wanna untie Naruto? 

#nart watch #season 1 #episode 4 #exposition arc