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chaoticbug · 3 months
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I'm rereading gallagher girls and can I just say I'd Tell You I'd Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You is so funny if you think about it from Josh's perspective.
Like you're just vibing at a fair and then all the sudden you see a girl reaching her hand into a trashcan to grab a soda bottle, you make eye contact and the first thing she says is "I have a cat." You have a silly little conversation about her cat who loves bottles, and learn she is homeschooled for religious reasons and then you leave thinking she's cute.
Then you run into her a few more times including at outside your neighbors surprise party, that she claims she was going to but then never enters. You ask this girl how to keep in touch because you like her, and she says no phone or email, leave notes in this wall instead???? You try to figure out what church this "homeschooled for religious reasons and doesn't have a phone" girl goes to and you have no idea.
You start dating her-still messaging through the wall- she never lets you take her home, she gets really confused when you give her a present on her birthday, almost like she forgot it was her birthday?
Then your friend claims that your girlfriend isn't actually homeschooled, she actually goes to the super exclusive boarding school for rich girls in your home town. When you catch her outside the school, she breaks up with you, claiming she was bored and that's why she dated you and then she IMMEDIATELY GETS KIDNAPPED.
So you do what any normal person would do, you call the cops. you try and rescue her and she's mad about it??? Claims it was a school thing??? And now she's fighting people off and ziplinning away while saying she never had a cat???
So your next rational move is to steal a forklift and drive it through the wall to save your girlfriend from whatever craziness she's involved in.
Then you're taken back to the boarding school, learn its actually a school for spies, your girlfriend is a spy and has lied to you about every single detail about herself, even down to her birthday and her dad being dead. Literally nothing you know about this girl except for her first name is true, and you've been dating for months.
And then her mom gives you special tea that makes you forget everything since she dumped you and you immediately start dating your girl best friend.
Like this poor man lmao
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Song 12: Best by Gracie Abrams
(another different format than I usually do)
Dear Josh,
Hi. Hey. Hi Josh. Hi.
I've been thinking about you a lot lately. And I can't talk to anyone about it. Or maybe I don't want to.
I think the only person I could talk to about you... is you. And I can't do that for obvious reasons. Well, obvious to me. It can't be obvious to you because you forgot, which is the obvious thing, and now we're in this whole kind of spiral thing where it just goes around and around like a... spiral.
I did some crazy things. Crazier than getting a bottle out of a trash can or going through your trash or everything that happened the night we broke up.
I realize you might not have known about the trash thing, but I'm just gonna move past that. 
You might be wondering why, in the aftermath of all of the things that have happened since the night we broke up, why am I thinking about you. Maybe it's because I miss when things were much easier and, whether you believe it or not, that was a much easier time.
Or maybe it has more to do with the fact that I lost my memories recently. Of the whole summer. I realize I actually don't know how much you forgot and I never will. I know the night we broke up is mostly a blur and I know you remember that we dated and that I lied.
Since coming back I've been almost bored out of my mind. I've lost so much weight, but also my whole appetite? I don't know what I'm doing. I feel like everyone keeps thinking they're presenting me with opportunities to 'come back' and I keep missing or not taking them. And somehow, through all this weirdness, the weirdest thing is that I've felt you here the whole time. Everything seems to come back to the semester we met. And it's my own fault, it's the things I did that made it this way, but it makes me think of you and it's like you're here.
I guess that's why I can't talk to Zach about this. If Zach was talking to me that is. Anyway, I realized I don't really have much to say about you, rather, things I want to say to you. Um, so, I guess, that's what this is.
I must have lied straight to your face twenty times a day. And like how can you lie that much to someone while still thinking you love them? While wanting them to believe that you love them? I get so mad at Zach for withholding things from me and lying to me. And he's doing that for things far more serious than I was. He'll do it if he thinks it'll keep me safe; even if it makes me hate him a little bit. The stakes are high. What was I lying to you for? Fun? Like scratching an itch. Like you were my little strange addiction.
And you still tried to stay after you found out I lied. Sure, you wanted me to explain and I lied some more, but then you followed me anyway. On a forklift. Against what you thought were kidnappers. I guess highly trained operatives are actually worse than run of the mill kidnappers. Although the kidnappers being run of the mill is really an assumption and what would it even mean to be a run of the mill kidnapper? It's not like that's a serious profession. Unless it is
I don't know, Josh. I've always done the on my own thing. My instinct is to isolate myself. It's why I'm called the chameleon, not that you knew that about me. And there you were, showing me, at the end but also throughout our relationship, that you would have stood by me and I just- couldn't. I couldn't bring myself to not hide from you, too. In my defense, clearly I wouldn't have been able to tell you much since you did end up having your memory wiped. But we never really had a chance. And that's kind of on me.
I'm sorry. I'm sure it feels like I played with your feelings. And maybe I did. I wish you knew that was never my intention. 
We were too different if you look at the larger picture. But if you looked at just Josh and Cammie, I don't think we were half bad. I wish we'd had a chance. A real chance. I'm glad that you and I happened and I wish you knew I do regret how I handled it. I'd hope you could forgive me, if you ever got to know all this. Because I bet you resent me. I would. It wasn't really your style, but no one is perfect. I'd resent me, resent all of it, so it's not like I could blame you. But maybe someday we could look back on what happened and agree maybe we weren't terrible. Maybe we were just fifteen.
I'm not saying any of this as an excuse. I promise I haven't forgotten my fault in all of this. And I mean look at me now. I'm alone, sitting here, in what is supposed to be my home with my best friends and my boyfriend and I'm writing a letter to my ex boyfriend that no one is ever gonna see but me. And I don't blame them either, not really. Since you I've messed up with a lot of people in my life. All of my self-control kind of got difficult I guess. 
I guess what I'm trying to say here is that I know and I'm sorry. Josh, you're the worst of my crimes. They all started with you and you were completely innocent. You fell hard for a girl you thought you knew and I wasn't even her. And then you saw me with Zach and I'm sure it felt so weird. Like a punch to the gut in the form of me just waving a new guy around like 'good riddance!'.
I never was the best to you. I'm sorry.
I never was. And I'm sorry. But I'm trying to be better. I just wanted to tell somebody that I'm trying. Someone who won't tell me that I'm not or that it's not enough.
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letlizsayfuck · 1 year
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Listen, I seriously respect all the wonderful people that have put in the work to make Gallagher Girl playlists. I truly do. Y’all have immaculate taste. But I also need to express my despair at the lack of early-mid 2000s songs on these playlists. The fist book was released in 2006. 2006!
Sweet children, Bex was not listening to “Skyfall” by Adele during her solo boxing sessions. No ma’am, you know she was blasting “Independent Women, Pt.1” by Destiny’s Child on her MP3 player. Macey McHenry was amongst the first to have an iPod shuffle (and you know 60% of the songs on it were probably written about her). Cameron Ann Morgan got through her breakup with Josh by staring out the window and listening to “She Will Be Loved” on repeat. Liz Sutton listened to just enough of the local pop station to stay informed before inevitably switching back to NPR.
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As a new follower of yours, I want to say hi first 👋 second is ask my first ask: When do you think is the moment where Cam is totally over Josh? Thank you, take care 💜 looking forward to see more writing and prompts by you!
Hi friend!
I think the moment where Cam is 100% fully over Josh is after seeing him with DeeDee on the school’s town outing. Like I know a part of her will always love Josh seeing as how he was her first love.
But after seeing DeeDee it wasn’t like a heartbreaking moment. It was more of an oh-I-can-finally-let-you-go moment. Sure it sucked. It would be shocking if it didn’t suck. But, I believe it was the closure that Cammie needed.
And that was the moment that Cammie realized okay I can be with Zach without the tugging at my heartstrings that I might not be ready for this.
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buttererer · 1 year
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THE CAIRO GANG - Live at Enemy - December 13, 2008
Emmett Kelly - Guitar, Vocals
Chris Rodahaffer - Guitar
Josh Abrams - Bass
Ben Boye - Piano (off screen)
Video shot by Brent Gutzeit
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apocalyptichearts · 2 years
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I like to think Cammie gave Onyx all the cat toys Josh got her in LYKY… I love Onyx sm.
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linusbenjamin · 10 months
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Happy Birthday to Matthew Chandler Fox 🎂 (b. July 14, 1966)
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slut-taylorsversionnn · 3 months
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also leave suggestions for future stories, i need inspiration!! ;)
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brokehorrorfan · 5 months
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Lost's first season soundtrack is available on vinyl for the first time via Varese Sarabande. Due out on February 2, the score is composed by Michael Giacchino (Jurassic World, Star Trek, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story).
The 2xLP album is pressed on "Oceanic Black Smoke" colored ($40; limited to 500) and black ($38) vinyl. It's housed in a slver foil gatefold jacket with liner notes by Giacchino and creators J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof.
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willowsong · 1 year
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obsessed with gracie and the hunger games
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bullet-prooflove · 12 days
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Anyone up for NSFW Alphabet?
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Dirty A-Z headcanon game
Send a letter for more information on my muse’s likes and dislikes! Inspired by kinks discussed around the internet. The (explanations) are mere guidelines, feel free to elaborate as much as you’d like!
A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?) 
B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?) 
C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?) 
D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?) 
E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)
F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)
G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?) 
H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?) 
I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.) 
J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?) 
K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) 
L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) 
M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) 
N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) 
O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)
P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?) 
Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)
R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) 
S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?) 
T - Top or bottom (self explanatory…) 
U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all… do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?) 
V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) 
W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)
X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?) 
Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc…? what names do they call their partner?) 
Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?) 
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Aside from the height, what do you think are Zach and Josh's differences when it comes to looks? Do you think Zach looks more handsome than Josh?
Don't mind me here, just further procrastinating my essay writing (I will regret this).
So, I know Cammie says that in the elevator reflection Zach looks kinda like Josh. I personally have never imagined them looking very similar. I'd even go a step farther and say that Cammie is kind of an unreliable narrator in this moment. Like when you break up with someone you can see them anywhere and in anything. She said 'yeah this is another boy so if I look at him in this weird, elevator reflection he looks like that other boy'. This is also 16 year old Zach, fresh from Blackthorne so he's got his hair as like a buzzcut and still has time to grow into his features a bit more.
I imagine Josh with light brown or blonde hair and either blue or again light/honey brown eyes. Maybe hazel? Probably straight hair.
Zach I always picture with darker hair than Josh, either dark brown or black and it probably curls when it gets long enough. His eyes I also imagine as darker. I'll die on the Zach has green eyes hill but canon says they at least have to be dark so a dark brown is also acceptable lol
As far as who's more handsome it comes down to preference. We obviously get more of Zach and I like him more so it's probably him but I'd be willing to bet that by conventional standards the spy guy is probably more handsome than the guy next door but they're both fine in their own right.
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letlizsayfuck · 1 year
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"I Think I'm in Love with You" by Jessica Simpson is the ultimate happy Cammie/Josh song and no I will not be taking any critiques.
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If all of them are normal people, who do you think fits cam more: josh or zach?
If Josh and Zach were both normal school boys, I’m not really sure who would fit Cammie more.
I think Josh was an excellent example of a first boyfriend/first love.
But I think Zach just fits with Cammie. Even if Zach were a normal boy he just understands Cammie in a way that I don’t think Josh did. Like yes, Josh saw Cammie when nobody else did. But, Zach knew how Cammie operated. He knew what she actually felt regardless of their training.
Zach saw Cammie more clearly than Josh did.
But that’s just me.
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winteringhealys · 4 months
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ACCOUNT INTRODUCTION 🤍
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STANS + FANGIRLING
i’m mainly a 1975 account but i also stan: Inhaler, Gracie Abrams, and Boygenius 🎀 i’ve seen all my stans except for the 1975 and nieve ella but i’m still VERY VERY grateful 🫶🏼
PERSONAL
i’m a girl from Dublin, Ireland but my family is from Cork and Mayo 🇮🇪 i go by she/her and i’m 🩷💜💙
i’m new to tumblr so idk what i’ll be posting 🫶🏼
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cute gif of george and matty for your pleasure 🎀
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phierecycled · 7 months
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the gutenclues are to me what taylor swift’s instagram is to straight people
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