#gallagher girls

[chaoticbug]

I'm rereading gallagher girls and can I just say I'd Tell You I'd Love You But Then I'd Have to Kill You is so funny if you think about it from Josh's perspective.

Like you're just vibing at a fair and then all the sudden you see a girl reaching her hand into a trashcan to grab a soda bottle, you make eye contact and the first thing she says is "I have a cat." You have a silly little conversation about her cat who loves bottles, and learn she is homeschooled for religious reasons and then you leave thinking she's cute.

Then you run into her a few more times including at outside your neighbors surprise party, that she claims she was going to but then never enters. You ask this girl how to keep in touch because you like her, and she says no phone or email, leave notes in this wall instead???? You try to figure out what church this "homeschooled for religious reasons and doesn't have a phone" girl goes to and you have no idea.

You start dating her-still messaging through the wall- she never lets you take her home, she gets really confused when you give her a present on her birthday, almost like she forgot it was her birthday?

Then your friend claims that your girlfriend isn't actually homeschooled, she actually goes to the super exclusive boarding school for rich girls in your home town. When you catch her outside the school, she breaks up with you, claiming she was bored and that's why she dated you and then she IMMEDIATELY GETS KIDNAPPED.

So you do what any normal person would do, you call the cops. you try and rescue her and she's mad about it??? Claims it was a school thing??? And now she's fighting people off and ziplinning away while saying she never had a cat???

So your next rational move is to steal a forklift and drive it through the wall to save your girlfriend from whatever craziness she's involved in.

Then you're taken back to the boarding school, learn its actually a school for spies, your girlfriend is a spy and has lied to you about every single detail about herself, even down to her birthday and her dad being dead. Literally nothing you know about this girl except for her first name is true, and you've been dating for months.

And then her mom gives you special tea that makes you forget everything since she dumped you and you immediately start dating your girl best friend.

Like this poor man lmao

#gallagher girls #ally carter #lyky #gallagher girls series #cammie morgan #josh abrams

[best-childhood-book]

#best childhood book #poll #the westing game #gone #heidi #the neverending story #gallagher girls #mrs frisby and the rats of nimh #fablehaven #the secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel #out of my mind #the witch of blackbird pond

[gildengirl]

“I wanted a thousand different things as we stood there, but most of all, I wanted the girl who had been beside me in Boston to turn and realize that I was beside her now. ... “This feels like a safe house.” She finally turned to look at me. “Doesn't it feel safe, Cam?” “Yeah, Macey,” I said softly. “It does.”

- Ally Carter, Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover

#Gallagher Girls #Gallagher Girls Series #Gallagher Girls Books #Ally Carter #Don't Judge a Girl by Her Cover #DJGC #Cameron Morgan #Cammie Morgan #Macey McHenry #Abigail Cameron #Zach Goode

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

This just hit me like a truck but that scene in United We Spy where Cammie goes to her room and Zach is asleep on her bed has always been adorable to me but the fact that he felt safe enough to sleep there is just-

Like not just safe because it’s the Gallagher Academy but it’s Cammie’s bed. He feels safe in her room and around her. That’s a big deal. He grew up with Catherine there were probably lots of nights he didn’t feel safe falling asleep around her, under his own roof, in his own room. And yes I’m sure he was exhausted but a lot of times, especially if you’ve experienced trauma and/or your body is expecting it, you can’t relax to the point you’ll actually be able to sleep. So, I think it's a small but important detail that he was able to fall asleep after the mission he was on and where he felt safe to do so.

#gallagher girls series #gallagher girls #cammie morgan #zach goode #united we spy #just my silly little thoughts

[thegallaghersociety]

Fun Fact: I do art!

I’m starting a long term project focusing on the Gallagher Girl series and character design. Here’s Cammie Morgan!

Follow me on instagram @artofhannahyoung

#gallagher academy #gallagher girls #cammie morgan #allycarter #ally carter #the gallagher academy for exceptional young women #gg #Gallagher girls fan art

[giftedpoison]

It boggles my braincells sometimes thinking about how some people just weren't heavily influenced by their media as I was??? Like when i was kid i grew up reading Gallagher Girls and watching House of Anubis so duh I learned to pick locks, want to learn as many languages as possible, and martial arts. (And also is why I never see lying as a bad thing but a skill.) (Reading Alias and Red Blazer Girls was also a heavy contributor)

Or I started learning ASL because of a tv show I watched in middle school (switched at birth- unsurprising) but now I love the language because I love being able to communicate without talking (although that's more small words that i teach people the meaning so i don't have to use my voice) and learning about the Deaf community.

Or learning sleight of hand because of Kaz Brekker. Chess because of Beth Harmon (I'm determined I'd be pretty good at it if I could just figure out the middle game) Like pick a hobby i have and i'll tell you which fictional character gave it to me. (with the exception of reading, music, writing, researching, and art) These are all exceptionally useless capabilities (other than maybe language learning and lying and you can make an argument that martial arts is a lifetime fitness) and yet they mean a fuck ton to me.

#gallagher girls #cammie morgan #listen the scenes that live rent free in my head from that series is when she flipped that boy she liked over her shoulder #and when she said something about being able to kill someone with a ketchup bottle on the table #kaz brekker #six of crows #whenever i talk to anyone irl they look at me like i'm deranged #house of anubis #language learning #Alias series #queen's gambit #beth harmon #chess

[fangirlamongstotherthings]

The tonal whiplash between the first gg book and the fifth gg book is insane

#Gallagher girls #ally Carter #I’m rereading oosoot and just got to the grave part and I almost cried #books #my posts

[doodle-do-wop]

WHEN CHARACTERS LOOK VAUGELY ALIKE

#KOTLC #kotlc sophie #kotlc tam #kotlc stina #stina heks #tam song #sophie foster #gallagher girls #gallagher girls fan art #hilary morgan #tina walters #macey mchenry #kotlc fanart

[theycallmetatertot]

been thinking abt blackthorne and it being (nominally) a youth correctional facility and the fact that joe is Not born into the circle, which means he had to get there somehow.

joe solomon has a sealed juvenile record, is what I'm saying

#gallagher girls #joe solomon #thinkin thots

[jltonnere]

No matter how many times I read these books the dialogue in books 4 through 6 still sends me absolutely feral.

#like goddamn #who allowed ally to write this stuff #how are we going to survive the blonde identity #gallagher girls #ally carter #ally verse #cameron morgan #cammie x zach #zachary goode

[best-childhood-book]

#best childhood book #poll #preliminary round #pippi longstocking #gallagher girls #mrs frisby and the rats of nimh #fablehaven #the secrets of the immortal nicholas flamel #out of my mind #the witch of blackbird pond #books of Bayern #fudge

[whyareallthegoodnamestakenthat2]

LISTEN, Kaz Brekker, W.W. Hale V and Antony Lockwood are three points on the same triangle. Don’t ask me how i know this but they are.

#kaz brekker #gallagher girls #heist society #lockwood and lucy #lockwood and co #antony lockwood #ally carter #six of crows #Hale #kat bishop #W. W. Hale the fifth

[gildengirl]

“I suppose a lot of teenage girls feel invisible sometimes, like they just disappear. Well, that's me—Cammie the Chameleon. But I'm luckier than most because, at my school, that's considered cool. I go to a school for spies.”

- Ally Carter, I'd Tell You I Love You, But Then I'd Have to Kill You

#Gallagher Girls #Gallagher Girls Series #Gallagher Girls Books #Ally Carter #LYKY #Cameron Morgan #Cammie Morgan #Joe Solomon #tell Suzie she's a lucky cat #I'm in my mood board era #1 down 5 to go

[incorrectgallaghergirlsquotes]

Taylor wants my Gallagher Girls x Taylor Swift spreadsheet to be a mile long the way she keeps turning out music

(Also, I have a Taylor Swift x Gallagher Girls google spreadsheet. If anyone is interested in that. Should I post that?)

#gallagher girls series #gallagher girls #taylor swift #gallagher girls x taylor swift #more spotify stories coming soon

[g-girlshavingfun]

Matt: [On the phone to Joe who’s babysitting] Keep your eye on Cammie. She has a tendency to wander off.

Joe: [seeing Cammie is gone] Matt... uh, wh-wh... I'm... I'm totally capable of...

Matt: You lost her, didn't you?

Joe: No. No, no, no, no. No, she is right next to me. Hi, Cammie.

Matt: I can hear it in your voice. Look in the dairy case.

Joe: [finding Cammie but struggling with doors] Matthew, do you honestly think that I would lose...

Matt: The doors don't pull. They slide.

#Joe babysits exactly one time and this is how it goes #gallagher girls #gallagher girls series #gallagher girls incorrect quotes #incorrect gallagher girls quotes #incorrect quotes #source: modern family #joe solomon #joseph solomon #matthew morgan #cammie morgan #cameron morgan

[gaydemigod]

I'm rereading the Gallagher girls series and it's really fun because the first book is all "oh no I hope my mom doesn't find out about my secret boyfriend" and the last book is about stopping world war III

#gallagher girls