Anyone else think the “phantom cat shaver” might be an inside cat vigilante trying to send a message? This is already making some Brits say they’ll keep their cats indoors.
Listen ive seen pictures of my mom as a kid. If someone told me I was her clone I'd probably be like damn I really did do something to fuck up my eyesight. Ig that's why she always projected so hard on me until I was an adult. Sure it was probably some experiment in nature vs nurture which is a little beyond ethically acceptable but whatever.
If I found out I was a robot... I've broken bones and gotten x-rays. I've had blood drawn and come back normal. I've had sprains and bruises and concussions. I've tested positive for Lyme and strep and covid. I bleed I bleed I bleed. Someone designed me to menstrate, to feel pain, to get sick. How can I be such a perfect imitation of a human that it fools medical professionals. I'm on my hands and knees screaming: "IM STILL HUMAN. IM STILL A PERSON" and hoping that someone believes me because I'm not sure I can believe myself
We don’t appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman.
Just imagine them playing fuck, marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern would marry, fuck, or kill him. He prays they choose kill. They don’t.
so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet
mom listen. you need to help me order this shirt. yes, it says "call me a 737 cause i've got a few screws loose and I sucked a guy off". trust me it's very creative. you don't get it because you don't follow corporate crime in aerospace