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digdeepergravedigger09 · 2 months

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Welcome to the DHP Permit Office! We’re sometimes here to help you!

#grian #grian fanart #scar fanart #goodtimeswithscar #skizzleman #skizz fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #hermitcraft season 10 #I just noticed as I was drawing this that Grian recruited the two fanonically buff characters to his boring ass job #also I didn’t mean to give Grian a different art style to Skizz or Scar 😭#I’m just not used to drawing the hermits anymore #dig draws stuff

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phantom-0-writer · 1 month

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Nightwing's car guy

Dick was doing well to establish himself in Bludhaven. He had an apartment, it was shitty but it was his. He had a day job as police officer, half the people there were in the cartels Nightwing was trying to crack down on, and the other half were in the cartels Nightwing was still trying to trace. He had his suit, still bat-grade, blue instead of the red, yellow, and green Jason got to wear now.

He did't have a cave. Or maybe it should be a nest because the whole bird thing. Burrow? What was the thing owls lived in called? The point is he made due without it. He had his apartment, and he had his supplies stashed away. It wasn't as much as in the Cave, but he didn't have Cave-funding. He could make due.

He didn't have an Oracle in his ear. But that came with the added bonus of not having a Bat either. He could do his own research, find his own information. And it wasn't like he and Babs were totally cut off. It was just only a little weird, because she was technically his ex. Sure she would be in his corner, but she was still his ex. He needed to save some face. Especially since he knew that Bruce and Babs liked to... talk. He could make due.

The only thing Dick was maybe, sorta, just maybe having a little trouble was with his bike. Well it wasn't his bike, it was Nightwing's. Which was precisely the trouble. He'd found a place to stash it, but Dick had never been a car guy... or in this case a bike guy. He would chase his rouges, speeding through the streets, and sure the bike was made for the tight corners and quick turns and the high speeds, and sure it could take a hit or two. But what about three or four? Or five?

Point was Dick needed a car- a bike guy. One that was cheap (he was only a cop), and knew how to not ask questions and keep his mouth shut (again- Nightwing's bike). All that on top of knowing enough on how to fix his bike. (it wasn't exactly the type you could find in store).

But the solution seemed to find him. Which Dick was aware was not generally how it worked, but he would count his blessings. He had been out on patrol, the type that had involved his bike and high speeds. Unfortunately it did not involve the perp in handcuffs and on his way to jail. Dick had been on his tail, could've had him too, if the bike hadn't started sputtering. Dick had done as much as he could for it, but she really needed a pair of eyes that actually knew what they were looking at.

Mumbling curses to himself, Nightwing had been ready to head off to at least catch a dust trail of what operation he'd find himself in next. He could feel the eyes watching him. His hair stood in edge, and when Nightwing turned to look around he couldn't see anyone. Maybe he was being haunted. Trying to arrange his bearings, Nightwing turned back around to get on his bike. When there was suddenly a mop of choppy black hair couched down next to it.

Nightwing blinked at him. How had he managed to get there? "Uh, something you need, man?" Nightwing asked the boy, totally not freaked out.

The boy- teen, he was only a year or two younger than Dick- looked up, large blue eyes staring. As if it was odd for Nightwing to have addressed him. It took him a moment longer to realize that the bike was, in fact, Nightwing's. "You need to change your [important engine part]." He pointed lamely, standing up to his height of only a hair shorter than Dick.

"How do you know that?" Nightwing asked before he could think of the danger the unknown person might pose.

"That's why it was making that sound. It'll put too much pressure on the engine so it won't be able to go as fast it would be otherwise. Which, I take it, would cause you problems." he tipped his head in the direction the rouge had run off in.

Nightwing considered it for just a moment, not wanting the perfect opportunity to get away from him. "Do you know how to fix it?"

The guy looked almost offended, "Yeah."

"I'll pay you." Nightwing jumped at the opportunity, "If you fix it."

Any normal person would've said no to a guy dressed in bullet-proof spandex with a blue bird on his chest and a weird mask. "Sure." He shrugged easily, a glimmer of excitement in his eyes as he eyed the vehicle. After a moment, "Name's Danny, by the way. You'd probably need to know that." Danny eyes his suit, "Who are you, like, blue-jay?"

"Nightwing." He corrected easily, his name hadn't made the streets yet.

"The Robin reject?" Was Danny immediate response, eyebrow arched up in amusement.

"The what?"

Danny grimaced, the laugh never leaving his face, "Ooh, sorry. Touchy subject?"

"I am not a Robin reject." Dick couldn't tell this civilian that he was Robin. Had been.

Nightwing's bike ran better than it had since he had moved to Bludhaven after Danny had gotten his hands on it. And Danny's payment of ("i don't trust ur money, just buy me food") lunch had been a steal in return. Maybe next time they should go somewhere a little nicer.

Because the bike was doing so well, after Danny fixed it.

Not for any other reason.

#dpxdc #danny fenton #danny phantom #danny and dick #batfam #dick grayson #batpham #dick his trying to build his crew in bludhaven and danny was the first recruit #danny is currently homeless at 18 #but he finally gets a job at an actual mechanic place and gets an apartment #happens to be the same one dick is living in #dick: hm i should greet my new neighbor #dick doesn't know how to feel abt danny (who he totally is not crushing on) moving so close #for work reasons #obviously #it's a uh- reads script- conflict of civilian safety #danny is kinda weirded out by civilian dick #who just keeps trying to find excuses to hang out #since danny's new to town and he's new to town #danny's like 18 #and dick is 19 #i've been on a danny and dick craze recently #if u couldn't tell from my dick-centric last posts lmao #even the one that was supposed to be abt konner ended up being abt dick #feel free to add

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eff-plays · 7 months

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#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #bg3 tav #bg3 fanart #what's ur favorite part of this masterpiece ... me? i like the completely 3D copypaste job of the artifact #listen i couldn't be bothered #too many angles #oc: hiraeth #anyway yeah i'm doing a meme thing of hira meeting/recruiting all of the guys cuz i thought it'd be funny #shtarting with shart #ALSO THIS ISN'T FANART OF THEM KILLING HER #i just always found it funny how she just lays there on her back perfectly straight and weird #this felt more right ya know?#so they find her like this and just sorta take in the sight

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introspectivememories · 3 days

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least favorite thing in fanfics that revolve around law is when shachi and peng are written to be lower tier friends than bepo. like tell me you dont understand his character without telling me you dont understand his character. peng and shachi have been there just as long a bepo. those four are the core hearts!!!! those are his day ones!!! his ogs!!!! what are yall talking about when yall write "oh he loves bepo the most"???? peng and shachi did Not put up with trafalgar "75 mental illness in trenchcoat" law going through puberty for yall to dismiss them like that

#yeah he has an affinity for cute things and bepo is like the definition of cute but like lets be fr rn #his ass would nawt have made it this far is peng and shachi weren't by his side #who do you this the og hype men were???? who do you think got the crew settled in as they were being recruited???#also bepo is notttt the first mate ppl!!!! bepo's only job is to be stunning in a boiler suit navigate the fuck out of that sub and be #law's emotional support polar bear. that's it!!!!#first mate is definitely smth that gets passed between shachi and peng #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #op penguin #op shachi #op bepo #heart pirates #op

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walk-the-fade · 3 months

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Coming from DAi, Ive seen so many ppl write their inky as a kid or at youngest 18 bc it changes the dynamic between them and the party...

Has anyone done that/ considered how it would change the relationship with Tav?

Lae'zel being frustrated and terrified that her survival is dependent on a teenager. She's taking orders from someone barely old enough to know their way around life on a good day, but now finding her people and being purified fully hinges on this kid's survival and she will be damned if she doesn't die to protect them.

Wyll sees himself in them, wide eyed and terrified at 17 when he bound himself to a devil and his father cast him out. The gods are cruel for giving children their toughest battles. He's going to give them every piece of advice he has and pledge his blade to their cause.

Gale being even more hesistant to open about The Orb and Mystra and his condition because he thinks it's too much for them. They should be tucked away in a library, they should be walking through Baldur's Gate worried about trinkets and sweets and being home on time so they don't worry their mother... not tasked with saving Faerûn from a cult.

Astarion thinks its annoying at first. "Free" for the first time in 200 years. Illithid tadpole squirming in his head and he's stuck following a literal fetus in hopes of survival. Its laughable. He almost –almost– feels bad about having to feed from them, but young blood is always sweeter. And when they earn his approval he's bitter on their behalf. Forced to be a hero, some beacon of light before you've even explored life and it's simple pleasures? Appalling.

Karlach... oh boy Karlach burns hot when they tell her exactly how old they are. Its stupid- its unfair- ITS BULLSHIT quite honestly. The nickname Soldier becomes so much more. This kid doesn't give up. They can't, Mama K will do everything in her power to stop it. They need a friend in these tough times and shes more than willing to be that person. Gods....

Shadowheart is a little surprised, but she's the one that underestimates them the least, for sure. They're not that much older than when she was taken in by The Dark Lady and her followers. She knows that you become strong when you need to be. It may be unfair but that doesn't make them any less capable as long as they understand the task at hand. She will see to it that they stay on the right path. And when her faith shifts she realizes neither of them deserve to struggle.

As for Halsin, it makes his heart ACHE in his chest when someone so young comes to his rescue. His knee jerk reaction is that they need training, gudiance... protection. But he quickly realizes that's only half true. They are young sure, but they are not helpless. He will help them in anyway that he can whether it be in battle against The Absolute or by carving them little wooden animals while they sleep and leaving them in their tent. They deserve a little happiness amongst the chaos.

Minthara (assuming she has been recruited at Moonrise) is surprised more by the fact that they chose to show her mercy than by their age. Given her upbringing, survival and violence go hand in hand and if this kid has survived this long, faced power of absolute and survived? Than they are worthy of her respect, hands down. She may not always agree with their methods but she will certainly not hesistate to stand beside them.

#i would include jaheira and minsc but i dont know if i have much to say for minsc just bc i havent recruited him yet #teenage tav definitely makes Jaheira feel her fucking age though LMAO #shes been dealing with bhaal for way too fucking long its certainly not a childs job to clean up something shes been trying to fight for #several hundred years #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #tav #tav headcanons #teenage!tav #shadowheart #lae'zel #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale of waterdeep #minthara baenre #the druid halsin #halsin #karlach #wyll ravengard

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beaft · 29 days

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if i think about job hunting too much i get so angry that my face blows up and goes bright red like a person in a cartoon. so i try not to

#no role should require you to write multiple mini essays about 'a time i exhibited good customer service'#(or whatever)#entry level jobs should not require 3 years of experience.#recruiters should email you after an interview to let you know if you got rejected or not.#you shouldn't have to change your cv for every job you apply to.#you should not have to spend over an hour writing an application for a minimum wage job.#your company should compensate you for the cost of your commute #interviews should be judged based on your skillset rather than your ability to answer cryptic questions in a socially acceptable way #ahhhhhhhhh. ahhh ahh ahhhhh

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fujii-draws · 1 month

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OKAY! Chatot rant in tags below! Read at your own discretion.

#okay starting from the beginning of where ppl usually dislike him. apple woods chapter.#he doesn’t give hero/partner the CHANCE to explain themselves despite them being relatively good recruits up until that point.#and that legit might be my only gripe with that chapter bc!!! stories need conflict! I LIKE the conflict in apple woods!!!#hero and partner being punished so something they didn’t do!#the misunderstanding! how team skull (Skuntank) actually outplays the main duo with a clever yet rotten trick. I LOVE that it segways into-#one of the more sweeter scenes of guild members looking out for eachother. I LIKE APPLE WOODS CONFLICT.#but chatot just. not giving them a chance. is so dumb.#I’d personally fix this by having a lil montage of hero/partner fucking up on jobs. A LOT. and chatot giving them a pass every time.#and let the perfect apple incident BE the one where he puts his foot down and doesn’t listen to them. bc he’d given them loads of chances.#and doesn’t want to hear any excuse.#but yeah. I legit dont mind him during that chapter except for that really stupid and frustrating moment.#NOW. CHAPTER 17.#UGGGGHHH WHERE DO I BEGIN #Him not believing hero and Partner about Grovyle and the future being in ruin? FINE. ACTUALLY GOOD. BC CHATOT WOULD BE SKEPTIC.#IT FITS HIS CHARACTER!!#BUT WHAT DOES SUCK. IS HIM GOING ‘Dusknoir isn’t the bad guy. he didn’t do anything wrong’#WHEN HE LITERALLY KIDNAPPED HERO AND PARTNER RIGHT I N F R O N T OF HIM.#(NO LITERALLY. HIS CHARACTER IS IN THE FRONT ROW WHEN IT HAPPENED.)#and him. having the GALL to tell hero and partner they must’ve been ‘seeing things’ and downplaying the HELL they went through.#despite them being missing for hours/days. his own guild recruits. and his angry sprite showing up.#like. I think that’s when I genuinely despised him.#that and him going ‘OH I BELIEVED YOU THE WHOLE TIME HEEHOO :)’ shit was so fucking annoying.#just playing it off as a joke the second the guild started to believe hero and partner.#IMAGINE IF HE W A S ACTUALLY TESTING THE GUILD’S TRUST. SHOWCASING HIM AS THE MORE RESPONSIBLE AND RESPECTFUL RIGHT HAND OF THE GUILD.#and yes. Brine cave he saves hero and partner. but at that point I just didn’t care anymore.#he fucked those two over so much. that I didn’t care what ‘valiant’ sacrifice he had.#and he grills Team Skull for what they did OFF SCREEN. they couldn’t even give us THAT.#<<< THAT or him outright saying sorry would’ve been nice. IKIK his ‘actions’ or whatever but.#eughh again this is all imo. I’m not trying to make people hate him or change their mind.#I’ll get into positives in the second post cause I’m running out of tags

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hellboundhimbo · 14 days

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yall ever think about how it’s sorta implied in some yyh bonus shit that kuwabara watched the chapter black tape. because i do. i think about it way too much.

what do you MEANNN kuwabara and sensui watched a video together while he was kidnapped.

like, given the image provided afterward it was probably just a bad joke abt kuwabara getting forced to watch porn or smth, but i like to think it’s more interesting than that…

the idea of kuwabara being forced to watch chapter black and still never backing down/wavering from what he knew to be right. hello. im insane.

#AND IT WOULD MAKE SENSE TOO BC AT THIS POINT SENSUI WAS TRYNA RECRUIT HIM #quit your job. join my death cult.#— sensui probably #anyway ya uhh it’s probably a stretch but i think it’s cool #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kazuma kuwabara #fishboy talks

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nat-20s · 4 months

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*collapses to my knees, covered in blood* how the fuck do people find jobs

#genuine question #how the fuck does job hunting even work #more ideally: how the fuck do you find a recruiter

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lost-external660 · 24 days

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Updated PC sheet! Recently made my new guy Noah as a sort of PC/LI oc because it'd b cool to romance a cult boy in this game

#I love playing as Noah w/ the thought of deceiving everyone...#Cult recruiter Noah on the job!#degrees of lewdity #degrees of lewdity pc #dol #dol pc #ill start tagging my PCs too #noah the devoted #luca the delinquent #my art

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neechees · 11 months

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What with White ppl still insisting Vikings allegedly had chin tattoos (even though there's absolutely no evidence for this & any primary sources we have that are remotely close to this is regarding eyeliner & eyeliner only or tattoos not on the face, so their best evidence is white ppl instagram posting appropriated makeup looks) it's also annoying to see this come up with conversations about colonization & ppl acting like Vikings adopting Christianity was any way similar to Indigenous people & our history of colonization & forced assimilation.

Like interesting opinions on Norse Paganism & Christianization of Scandanavia you got there. Please remind us what happened to the Saami & how you act about that, please.

#like Vikings were also the colonizers dude & a lot of the time they WILLINGLY converted to Christianity themselves #when they didnt recruit Christians into the Viking job

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asmidge · 8 months

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I think Hoffman was the one making dioramas actually, he made the bathroom diorama in Saw I and he made the one for the fatal five in Saw V. Making dioramas is his one normal hobby

#before his sister died he’d make model trains and planes and then create little diorama sets for them #when jigsaw recruited him he was like ‘oh? you know what we could use a guy who makes models’#his job is to help John kidnap people and make little dioramas for their traps #mark hoffman #saw #bleats

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ithinktheygotthealias · 8 months

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SO it looks like Sabine has ommited Jacen from what she told Ezra about Hera

WHAT IF WHAT IF she ommited his marriage to Kallus from what she told him about Zeb?

#kallus is looking after the children while zeb trains recruits #it’s a steady job as far from danger as their personalities will allow them to get #good for a new family #also near-ish lira san #star wars #star wars ahsoka #star wars rebels #alexsandr kallus #zeb orrelios #kalluzeb #hera syndulla #jacen syndulla #sabine wren #ezra bridger

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eliounora · 3 months

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being highly educated, I am convinced I get rejected from every job I seek because I'm overqualified