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scottishmushroom · 3 months

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#good omens #good omens 2 #good omens memes #crowley #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #jim short for james short for gabriel #jim good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley

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gahellhimself-blog · 6 months

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I have an important question that I never dared to ask but.. it's in my head for long now. Hope someone can help..

Is that someone ever asked @neil-gaiman if Jimbriel had made an effort or if people had just seen some kind of giant living Ken Barbie?

#good omens #good omens 2 #jimbriel #gabriel #jim #jim short for james short for gabriel #neil gaiman

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raz-writes-the-thing · 7 months

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Crotch-Punching Distance

Aziraphale x Crowley x GN!Reader

Summary: Jim, short for James, James short for Gabriel- or was it James, long for Jim and short for Gabriel? Is really getting on your nerves

CW/AN: this is just a bit of a crack fic request

Requests are OPEN

Gomens tag list: @coffee-and-red-lipstick

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You are really fucking tired of Jim, Armageddon, Heaven, Hell and everything in between. Well, except for Zira and Crowley, of course. But you were tired of the sheer metric tonnage of bullshit that seems to follow them no matter where they go, what they do, or who they talk too.

Hell, even those they don’t talk to. For God's sake, Gabriel, or Jim, or James had just shown up at the bookshop doors one day unannounced. It was enough to drive a person to pack up and move half a continent away (or half a Universe away, if Crowley’s plan was to be taken into serious consideration) just to get some peace and quiet.

Anyway, it was safe to say that Jim was annoying the shit out of you today. Every day, yes, but today specifically. It may have been a good question to ask as to when Jim did not annoy the shit out of you. The answer to that question was ‘not very often.’ Wow, you think to yourself. It’s a good thing Aziraphale can’t read your mind. He’d be absolutely mortified at the amount of poor language and blasphemy filling up your mind this morning.

Speaking of your Angel… He and Crowley were doing their utmost to ignore Jim, short for James, James short for Gabriel. Or was it James, long for Jim and short for Gabriel? Whatever. Your two loves had left Jim/James/Gabriel to your mercy and were not entirely certain whether that was a good idea or not yet. Only time would tell.

Currently, Jim was standing before you and continuing on with his ridiculous project of arranging the books by alphabetical order of the first sentence of the first chapter. It was driving you mad, but Aziraphale had just told you to leave him be. He’d fix it up later.

“You know,” Jim says, stopping his work to turn to face you. He was looking at you with a glint in his eye that meant he had something that he thought just absolutely had to be said. “You are the smallest person I’ve ever seen!”

You blink once, twice, and then pinch the bridge of your nose with a sigh.

“No, really-” he says enthusiastically. “Like… hmm, what are those things? Oh! Yes, like children! But bigger.”

You glare up at him. It was true you were on the rather small side, but that didn’t mean it needed to be pointed out like that.

"You know, Jim,” you reply, giving him a very tight smile. “You’re talking mad shit for someone in crotch-punching distance."

Jim cocks his head and blinks in confusion. “Crotch-punching distance? What’s that?”

Your smile grows tighter, if that’s possible and your fingers twitch, itching to just punch him.

“Would you like to find out, Gabe?”

Jim splits into a wide grin, echoing your question with an enthusiastic “oh, boy!”

You wouldn’t actually punch him. It’s not his fault he doesn’t remember what an arse he is. But it doesn’t stop you from fantasising about it either.

“Alright, love?” You hear a suave voice from over your shoulder. You sigh, and nod.

“Peachy, Crowley, but I’m tapping out. Your turn for Jimsitting.” You give Crowley a peck on the cheek and escape before he has the chance to protest. You can hear his spluttering from the other side of the shop.

“I’m going to make some tea, Zira, love. Would you like some?”

Aziraphale looks up from over his glasses and smiles warmly, the thought of tea appealing indeed.

“Oh, that would be wonderful, dear. Thank you.” He goes back to his papers, trying to decipher something terribly interesting, you imagine. You give Aziraphale a peck on the cheek too for good measure on your way past.

That Jim, though. He better watch it, because you did not take bullshit lying down, that was for sure.

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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pt XII good omens sEAsOn 2 (the non-traumatic part) episode 1

Alright yes I know, I know, it's been two days since the livestream. I was reading fanfiction. Don't blame me, love made me crazy, and all that. I'm enjoying myself as much as I can before we get to the season 2 finale. But here we go, season 2, episode one, maggots:

[on reading this back after finishing, a lot of text is my being in love with Crowley. mainly, points 3, 4, 9, 14, 17, 18, yes I have issues, feel free to skip that for an absolutely concise and precise summary]

Before the livestream starts, everyone decides that there will be no spoilers whatsoever on the chat, even hidden with the black, because I have a tendency to keep clicking and revealing them. I'm sorry, temptation and all. I have emotional support fruit, an apple, two kiwis, two sapotes and two bananas.

When the livestream starts, it has to be restarted, because I am an incompetent nincompoop and have somehow managed to muck up my settings. And it is absolutely imperative that I watch the opening scene.

So then I do. And immediately have to consume my emotional support apple because I am so fucking in love with Crowley. Already? someone asks. Yes bloody already, I need that apple.

Thanks, guys. I'm broken. Crowley. Just. She looks so peaceful and untraumatised, so delighted with the plans, so full of wonder at what she's creating. Let there be light, she says, and rather than seeing Crowley turn off a streetlight with a flick of his fingers, we get to see her create nebulas. Aziraphale looks at her and he's just instantly so spellbound, and who would bloody blame him? His wings just do a slight dip of realisation that he's fucked when Crowley says the gorgeous line. Look at Crowley. Worried about the apocalypse. Smiling at Aziraphale, and we can see Azi's concern because something as pure as that has to be protected and Aziraphale knows what Heaven will do to Crowley if she dares to ask questions. Crowley is angelic and filled with light and Aziraphale sees that and tries to keep her safe with his words.

Hey spoiler alert, it doesn't work, Crowley's wings are greying even as she protects Azi and Crowley falls and I hate everything and I am filled with unbridled rage.

UNDERSTAND? RAGE.

I am speculating how much pain and torture Crowley went through when she fell into Hell that first time. I am told to not ask questions I don't want answers to.

Maggie sells records, Aziraphale is a cutiepie, and Maggie is very gay for Nina.

Crowley is lounging on a park bench, suit and skinny tie, just being all sexy and demonic and probably contemplating nihilism.

Crowley spreads awareness about duck health. No bread, guys. Frozen peas. He also angsts a lot to Shax (whom I keep mixing up with Michael) about the meaning of life. Someone points out that this is very Barbie of him. "do you ever think about death". Ah, Crowley.

More lesbians gaying. I would kill for Nina's hair.

JIMBRIEL IN THE HOUSE. I WON'T SAY ANYMORE ABOUT HIS ENTRANCE BECAUSE THIS IS NOW A TOPIC OF CONTROVERSY. BUT JIMBRIEL IN THE HOUSE.

Aziraphale, ah I love him, absolutely fucking panics and has the loading symbol over his angelic little head at all times. FINALLY, THIS SHOW IS A COMEDY.

Crowley is leaning on his Bentley and mmmmhm his arms and his lounging and his personality I am back to crunching on my temptation emotional support apple.

Sorry back to the summary. Jim finds Aziraphale funny and says he loves him. Someone points out that this was the fandom upon encountering my dumbass self. "You're funny Asmi we love you."

Aziraphale is a little bitchy babygirl, really just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing. Just absolutely slaying through every Jimbriel scene. 100000/10.

Six shots of fucking espresso in a big cup. Crowley, I love you. Can I love Crowley any more than this? Yes I can. My love for Crowley is like the universe, infinite and yet ever-expanding, explosive with entropy.

Crowley holds the door open for Aziraphale and holds his plate and honestly what absolute husband (gn) behaviour.

CROWLEY MEETS JIMBRIEL WHO IS FUCKING DUSTING AND LEAPS BACKWARD AND JUST RELIVES TRAUMA WHILE JIM IS CHILLING AND AZIRAPHALE IS STILL GAY PANICKING. I LOVE THIS SHOW.

MARRIAGE QUARRELS ABOUT ADOPTING JIM, JUST ANOTHER DAY IN THE FELL-CROWLEY HOUSEHOLD.

Coffeeshop AU lesbians time.

Heaven is horrible.

MURIEL IS BABY I LOVE THEM HELLO CUTIEPATOOTIE.

There is an ethereal paper file.

Beezlebub beezles their way into Crowley's car and is very concerned in Hell about finding Jimbriel.

Nina's partner is a toxic ass don't worry about it.

Sulky Crowley says he's back and apology dance time mmmhm.

Miracle hide Jimbriel time, but they've got to be subtle. They do the miracle. Jim is glad to have friends.

They are very proud of themselves for their subtle miracle.

THEY ARE SO FUCKING USELESS. FUCKING USELESS LITTLE GAYASS DISASTERS JESUS LORD IN HEAVEN. LITERALLY IN HEAVEN ALARM BELLS ARE EVERYWHERE.

GREAT JOB, GAYS. GREAT JOB.

End of episode one. Take this screenshot.

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oceanwithinsblog · 4 months

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guys i've just been struck by a haunting query

y'know how i'm rewatching good omens for the nth time and i'm reaching the final episode, but something just came up to my mind and i can find no satisfactory answer...

in s2 ep1 (i believe) azi and crowley wonderfully perform half a miracle each, but obviously heaven notices and sends its best unit to check on what's happening in the bookshop. personally, i've always thought that said joint miracle was /that/ powerful because the metatron had already appointed aziraphale as gabriel's substitute archangel somehow (in my view, the metatron's offer to aziraphale at the end of s2 is just a pure formality as he had already made up his mind wayyyyyyy before going down on earth and meeting up with azi themselves). therefore their half a miracle was much stronger than crowley's.

here's where trouble comes. ever since i've rewatched that scene with my brother (who is doing an incredible job at keeping up with all sorts of gomens stuff on his first watch), i've been wondering if that's really what happened there. what is the actual reason why the combined miracle halves are so distinctive, fierce and recognisable?

my brother suggested the idea that aziraphale and crowley have little to do with it - the only reason why the miracle resonates so clearly and strongly is because they are performing it on gabriel (while holding both his hands). i guess he means that gabriel still has some of his powers left (as throughout the show he gets part of his memory back at random times and recites lines from the bible + he hasn't actually forgotten everything about himself) or that he is a very special entity of interest for heaven therefore whenever someone interacts with him there's a sort of alarm going off (?).

another idea that i got recently is, quite honestly, a very romantic one as aziracrow are both involved in doing a good deed. since love is the strongest power ever, in any universe and reality, and these two idiots' feelings are clearly mutual (without them knowing), maybe the miracle turned out to be so huge and mighty because what they're feeling for each other influenced the miracle itself and sort of multiplied its efficiency? i mean, i'd make sense somehow as later on we find out that another power couple is involved (gabriel and beelzebub). aziracrow's love for each other sort of mirrors beelzebub and gabriel's, i guess? but both their relationships are supposed to be a secret since heaven and hell should not ever collaborate (and i'm not even mentioning dating here).

what do you think? what is, in your opinion, the reason why the joint miracle halves worked but got inevitably noticed by heaven?

(it could also be that the answer has been given in the show and i'm too big of an idiot to find it out so please put up with my me. i'm just a dumbass in adoration of two more ineffable dumbasses.)

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #gabriel #beelzebub #gabriel x beelzebub #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable just ineffable #ineffable soulmates #ineffable partners #ineffable divorce #ineffable dumbasses #miracle #jimbriel #jim short for james short for gabriel

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layaboutace · 7 months

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good omens fanfic authors, i see your human au's with the ineffable husbands raising adam and warlock and raise you single father of jim short for james aziraphale and single father of Muriel Crowley

#im raising this to myself i want to write this #ineffable husbands #good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #jim short for james short for gabriel #muriel #fanfic

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absolutebozo · 8 months

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A bunch of little ones for y'all today.

I physically cringe when typing y'all but it's easier to type than you all or you guys. He says, taking his time to type all this out.

Aziraphale: You know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works.

Jim, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

Muriel: So, what's for dinner?

Crowley, after Aziraphale left: Regret.

Crawly, after the 14th century: I slept for almost a century but I might still be tired so lets go for one more century just in case.

Aziraphale: Crawly, that's a coma.

Crawly: Sounds festive.

Extra:

My Good Omens book gets here today, supposedly. I actually can't wait. I'm bouncing off of the walls.

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thewomanwhoboughttheworld · 7 months

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Last night, I was talking with one of my favourite people and I think I've figured some of Good Omens characters's zodiac signs.

Jim, short for James, short for Gabriel: I think he's a Libra, because Libras tend to maintain balance (that's basically his job, to keep balance in Heaven), he's detached while dealing with situations and has a great sense of aesthetic. But I think he's a Scorpio rising, which means he's also a little bit mysterious and tends to hide his emotions.

Lord Beelzebub: definitely a Scorpio. They're rebellious, passionate, revengeful. They're not one to mess with as they can be fairly aggressive. And they're definitely a Libra rising, since they still need to avoid conflicts and keep a certain balance in Hell. Plus they mirror Jimbriel and I just love that for them.

Michael: that's a tough one, but I think Michael's a Virgo. They're perfectionists, they want everything done in the way they decide and they're so, so cunning. I think Michael is possibily a Leo rising, as they want to be in charge, they're proud and have a strong self esteem.

Uriel: Uriel's a tough nut to crack, I'd say. I like them as a Cancer, as every Cancer I've known is usually calm and poised, fully trusting in the righteousness of the situation surrounding them. But I think they might be a Capricorn rising, as they tend to be cold towards the other people and have an excellent self control.

Maggie: I think she's a Pisces. She tends to think about the others first, she's very sweet and sensitive. She loves love, romance and everything sweet and is just a general sweetheart. (It helps that my friend is a Pisces too and she checks some of these boxes). I don't know what her rising could be, though.

Nina: I like her as an Aquarius. She wants her freedom, she doesn't want to be restrained and is very independent. She's different from the others and doesn't matter, she doesn't care what other people think of her as long as she's true to herself. Same as Maggie, I don't know what her rising could be.

Aziraphale: my sweet boy's a Pisces. He's very similar to Maggie in some aspects, sometimes he forgets about himself just so that the other can be safe. He's a dreamer, he gets lost in romance (as we see in S2), he's clever but sometimes his tendency to live in a nice fantasy takes over. He's a good natured person who's always tested by negative situations. But he's also a Taurus rising, meaning he loves material pleasures, mainly good food and good music, he's patient, faithful, loyal.

Crowley: my precious baby is a mess, that means he cannot be anything other than a fire sign. I like to see him as a Sagittarius, as he's so joyful before the Fall, he gets excited for everything that's laid in front of his eyes. Even after the Fall he's an optimist, he believes that everything will turn out fine in the end but is constantly faced with the brutality of reality. He's ironic and he often turns to irony to hide his discomfort. He's a rebel, an independent soul who will turn to loneliness as he can't find anyone who goes at his own speed. But baby's also an Aries rising, he snaps, gets easily angry and an overall impulsive person.

I don't know about the other characters, I should dig deeper, and I don't know if it makes sense but oh well. I like how it turned out, I think these signs represent them quite well.

Master post: here

#they're all a mess anyway #and they all need therapy #maybe I am the one needing therapy #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens s2 #crowley #aziraphale #gabriel #jimbriel #jim short for james short for gabriel #beelzebub #lord beelzebub #michael #uriel #zodiac signs #zodiac omens

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greenthena · 6 months

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Tick Tock, Humans (or: A Clue)

Re-watching S2 while doing chores. In ep. 2, Uriel, Michael, and Saraquel visit the bookshop and the clock is visible in the background with the time 7:20, which we believe to be in the morning.

Things happen, Crowley and Aziraphale go to the puh-buh, and then they return to the bookshop to sort out how there's going to get Nina and Maggie to fall in love (and also for Crowley to confirm that, yes, Jane Austen was also an author...you think you know someone).

When they return to the shop, the clock is once again visible, showing the time 4:27-ish, which, if it's the same day as we're meant to assume (or are we???), is in the afternoon.

Okay, so here's where it gets weird. They get talking with Jimbriel and Aziraphale asks him what he knows. Jimbriel rambles about "Everyday" for a moment before mentioning he knows about the three people who were in the shop "just now."

Jimbriel: Oh, and I remember those three nice people that were in the shop just now.

This seems to surprise Aziraphale, who replies: You do?

Jimbriel: Yes, they were in the shop just now.

I don't where you get your hot chocolate from, Jimbriel, but 9 hours ago does not qualify as "just now."

So who was in the shop just now? What's the missing puzzle piece?

#good omens #a clue #jimbriel #gabriel #archangel gabriel #archangel fucking gabriel #jim short for james short for gabriel #miracles dont' work like that #how does aziraphale know miracles don't work like that? awfully specific knowledge

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starcrossedidiots6000 · 9 months

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Forever tormented by the fact the Crowley's reaction to Gabriel being in the shop is, yes, because he's a demon, but actually because he's probably been terrified the angels would come for Aziraphale, and now the main one is in the shop, the same s.o.b. who told his best and only friend to shut his mouth and die, which Aziraphale doesn't know bc Crowley was in his place.

What must Crowley have thought? That Gabriel had come back to finish the job? That Crowley would have to watch as his angel was destroyed in front of him knowing this time there are no tricks or body swaps that can save them? That even if this 'Jim' was playing nice, the second he turned his back the fucker would remember why he hated them and say or do something worse, and this time Crowley isn't there to take it in his place?

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scottishmushroom · 3 months

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What’s our favorite angel thinking? Wrong answers only.

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #jim short for james short for gabriel

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genderless-crisis · 6 months

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GOOD OMENS 2 SPOILERS!!

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I’m so sad we’re not gonna see anymore of 🧍‍♂️Jim🧍‍♂️ short for ✨James✨ short for 😇👁️Gabriel👁️😇.

And No more 🪰Beelzebub🪰 either.

Since their both banned from earth and everything.

… Unless?

#good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #go season 2 #good omens #beelzebub #beelzebriel #gabriel #jim short for james short for gabriel #jim short for gabriel #jim good omens #beelzebub good omens #gabriel good omens

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clairedelune-13 · 7 months

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Jim’s Mug Appreciation ☕️

#jim short for james short for gabriel #good omens 2 #jon hamm

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theriverspath · 6 months

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Good Omens November 2023 Writing Challenge. Day 2

Cozy Bureaucracy

The former Supreme Archangel padded his way out of the bedroom, down the hallway, and into the kitchen. From there, he could see through the glass doors that looked out onto the back patio. He spotted a lone figure perched on the top step of the broad stairs that led down to the garden. Their back was to him, and a white, angel-winged mug sat next to them. He smiled when he saw them extend a hand and make a small gesture. Steam began to rise from the cup.

The doors made a soft swfoosh sound as he opened them, and a rush of cold morning air wafted over him. He gathered the duvet he had brought with him around his shoulders and walked out to join them. Without turning around, the figure announced, “I made you a hot cocoa. Been keeping it warm for you.” They lifted the mug and held it out to the side.

He shuffled over and joined them on the step. As he sat, he took the mug. With his other hand, he held out the blanket so his considerate maker-of-cocoa could snuggle against him beneath it. He settled it around both their shoulders and attempted his first words of the day.

“Thank you.” His eyebrows drew together in frustration. His voice sounded raspy, a bit hoarse. He took a sip of the hot, sweet drink to clear his throat and tried again.

“Thank you. This is lovely.” His companion smiled up at him in acknowledgement.

“I wasn’t sure which name you wanted this morning, so I left it blank.”

“Hmmm…” He gave the implied question some thought. “James, I think.”

Beelzebub nodded and lifted their tea in a cheers motion. Lilac letters manifested across the white surface, proclaiming it to be James’ Mug. James smiled and took another sip.

“And what about you? Any preferences today?” Beelzebub half-shrugged a shoulder.

“Ze, zir, I think.” James repeated the words, letting them settle into his mouth. They sat together on the porch, watching the dawning sun burn off the mist that had settled in the little valley around the cabin.

“You snore in your sleep, you know that?” Beelzebub’s tone was light, mischievous.

“No, I don’t.” James looked at zir, affronted at the suggestion. Then, his expression changed to confusion. “What’s snoring?” The former Prince of Hell laughed, zirs joy igniting a warm glow in James’ chest.

“You make a noise while you sleep,” ze explained, “without your knowledge.”

“Oh. Is that a good thing?”

“Yeah, I like it. You sort of buzz like a sleepy fly. It’s…” Beelzebub paused. Zirs head tilted to the side as ze searched for the right word. “Comforting.”

“Well, that’s alright, then.” James held out his free hand within their duvet cocoon, and Beelzebub placed zirs hand in it.

“Fancy going into town this evening? To see if the public house serves chips? I’d like to try ingesting some.” Beelzebub nodded at the suggestion.

“Sure, why not? I’m feeling adventurous today.”

Following these prompts

Cross posted on Sendarya's Patreon discord

#good omens #good omens fanfiction #good omens fanfic #archangel gabriel #jim short for james short for gabriel #beelzebub #ineffable bureaucracy #good omens fluff #writing challenge

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amalteaolenska · 6 months

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#good omens #fanart #digital art #chibi #archangel fucking gabriel #archangel gabriel #jim short for gabriel #jim short for james short for gabriel

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ittegaps · 7 months

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Day 10: Jim and Muriel. They both love knowledge sm

#look at these cuties #talking about stuff #so happy #art #digital art #digital illustration #ibispaintx #artwork #october challenge #good omens #good omens fanart #muriel #jim short for james short for gabriel

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