#jessica's random thoughts

[jessicas-pi]

My top seven favorite Korkie theories that aren't "obitine lovechild" (because I like to come up with outlandish headcanons to subvert commonly accepted fanon)*

Korkie is just Satine's nephew. This sounds boring on its own but the fun part is that he is convinced he's an obitine lovechild.

Korkie is Obi-Wan's nephew (shoutout to @kazoosandfannypacks for this one; more on it here)

Korkie is Obi-Wan and Satine's nephew (more on that one here)

He's Satine's son but Obi-Wan isn't his dad, however Obi-Wan helped take care of him as a newborn during the year on the run and family is more than blood, so... Obi-Wan kind of is his dad.

Korkie is a random orphan that Satine decided to adopt, but immediately after saying the adoption vows she realized his unfortunate resemblance to Obi-Wan and introduced him to the world as her nephew.

(if you squint your eyes and hc Bo-Katan in her early 30s in TCW) Korkie is Bo-Katan's son.

Korkie is a clone of Obi-Wan.

*let it be stated for the record that I have no beef with Korkie Kenobi. I just think there's funnier options that we're totally missing out on.

#star wars #korkie kryze #jessica's non writing nonsense #jessica's random thoughts #(not sure which one this qualifies as lol)

[the-fatal-impact]

Paul looking at Feyd-Rautha: Oooh mom, do I really have to fight this weird guy?

Lady Jessica: Be grateful you don’t have to marry him.

Paul: What?

Lady Jessica: Nothing…

#dune #dune part two #dune movie #paul atreides #feyd rautha #feyd rautha harkonnen #lady jessica #feydpaul #random thoughts

[lyxchen]

IT'S THE SAME FACE!!! HE'S MAKING THE SAME FACE!!!!!

#i know it's the same actor #but look at him #he still makes the same face :3 #anyways #when i saw kilgrave make that face all i thought was 'campbell!!!' #they're not at all the same but they both make cute faces <33 #lea's random thoughts #kilgrave #campbell bain #takin over the asylum #david tennant #jessica jones

[homicidal-slvt]

*Taps mic*

*Deep inhale*

✨Women✨

#vee's random thoughts go brr #helena harper #claire redfield #jill valentine #ashley graham #sheva alomar #rebecca chambers #ingrid hunnigan #sherry birkin #alcina dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #cassandra dimitrescu #donna beneviento #ada wong #kate laswell #farah karim #valeria garza #sam giddings #jessica riley #abigail blyg #ashley brown #kaitlyn ka #laura kearney #beth washington #emma mountebank #dbh kara #juli kidman #tatiana gutierrez #esmeralda torres

[jinxthejubilee]

Random Thoughts 💋

So, we can assume that the Little D's have lives of their own outside of work, right? Like families, friends, hobbies, and so on. But could they get married? Like, to a normal demon? Are there rules against it?

I just imagine one of them pulling up with their Jessica Rabbit-looking spouse, maybe a succubus or an incubus, and no one would believe that this scrungly little creature bagged a top tier demon like that.

I don't know, I think that'd be adorable! 💗💗

#random thoughts #obey me #obey me! #obey me little d's #obey me ideas #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date? #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me! one master to rule them all #roger rabbit #jessica raine #who framed roger rabbit

[hobiebrownismygod]

BTSV Prediction

So, this is another scene that's been playing out in my head that I think would be really cool to see in beyond the spider-verse when it comes out. (hopefully sometime in 2025 cuz they started voicing again!!)

So Gwen is the leader of the new Spider-team, right? She's the one who rounded them all up and she's the one who's sending them to Earth-42 to get save Miles and eventually save his dad from the canon event.

But they're going to end up having to face the rest of the Spider-society. And this time, they'll be ready. Before, Miles caught them off-guard, but now Miguel and the rest are going to be doing everything in their power to prevent him from ruining the canon event.

But what if a lot of them are regretting their choices?

We already saw in the end of across the spiderverse that a lot of the spiders were feeling guilty. Even Jess was shown doubting her decision when she watched Gwen talk to Miles' parents.

So what if we get a scene in BTSV where Gwen, the leader, convinces the other spiders in the spider society to join her side?

Gwen confronts the entire spider-society, while Miguel is off doing something, and gives an awesome speech. Something along the lines of, "If you could go back and save Uncle Ben, would you? If you knew that you could save him, would you?"

And when one of them responds saying "Its a canon event" she'll be like "we don't know that. We don't even know if canon events are real. Spider-man doesn't let people die. Fate doesn't exist. Look at me. Destiny hates me, and I'm still trying. I'm not just going to let myself die and you shouldn't be letting innocent people die just because some algorithm says to. That's not what being spider-man is."

And eventually, part of the spider society will join her cause while the rest stay with Miguel. And we have a spider-war.

I think that would be kind of cool.

#just random thoughts #btsv #btsv prediction #spiderverse prediction #atsv #across the spiderverse #spiderman atsv #miles morales #beyond the spiderverse #gwen stacy #spiderman #miguel ohara #atsv miguel #miguel o'hara #miguel spiderman #miguel spiderverse #spiderman 2099 #miguel o hara #jess drew #jessica drew #miles molares #spiderverse #across the spider verse #gwen stacy headcanons #spiderverse headcanon #atsv headcanons #spiderman: across the spiderverse #spider man across the spider verse #spiderman across the spiderverse #spiderman across the verse

[sweettjrose]

I know some people criticize Minnie's design saying it is too similar to Mickey. And while I personally don't really mind it, I get where people are coming from. I even like when artists do a bit more to differentiate her like give her bangs, freckles, or even a different body type or skintone.

But as someone who is very used to many annoying cartoon tropes. I vastly prefer Mickey and Minnie looking similar over the unfortunately very common trope of letting the male characters be silly little guys while the female characters are just average sized conventional attractive women with maybe some animal ears, nose, or something.

#mickey mouse #minnie mouse #cartoons #random thoughts #before anyone says something #i know technically Jessica and Roger Rabbit fit that trope #but they actually play around with the idea and acknowledge it #so they are fine in my book

[number1jaymerrickhater]

Ok so thought I had while finishing my last MH rewatch… Imagine how absolutly FUCKED it would have been if Entry #86 was the last Entry

Like everything’s the same. Tim kills Alex, falls down the stairs and stays there, then then The Operator pops up in the background and Tim vanishes.

In order to make this make sense (bc yk someone has to post it) maybe a figure could show up, pick up the camera then walk away. Black text, Everything is fine, series over. That’s it. Roll credits.

Thank god every single day for Entry #87 bc if 86 was the ending idk if I would have been able to emotionally recover from that.

#maybe to tie up the jessica angle the text ‘everyone is gone’ could pop up before the ‘everything is fine’ #idk just a random thought I had #it would have been sooooo fucked up #marble hornets #marble hornets spoilers

[bubblexly]

#thought we were passed random raps that dont fit the sing but here we are #still love the song tho #and amber's vocals match jessica's vibe #get it? got it? good #jessica jung #a: beep beep #amber liu #soshi #Spotify

[keitheaverage]

ok but look at them parallel playing as a first date. & they're even mirroring each other!! 🥺

Yumyum smiles and delicately arranges the flowers. She looks at Tack. He flicks his hands and three beautiful embroidered flowers appear on the slipper. Yumyum watches and absently places three flowers in the same position in her arrangement. Then she realises his work has affected her work. She's emulating him and it makes hers better. Then he sees the effect. They look at each other. LOVE.

they are peak bi4bi autistic romance. no further notes.

#the thief and the cobbler #ttatc #random thoughts with kei the average #lmao not me fandomblogging like it's 2011 rn :'n) #I just think they're neat! #I heard someone say that this movie was Aladdin for neurodivergent queer ppl and tbh?? they were so right #there is not a single character in that movie who couldn't arguably be some combo of nd and fruity which *I* personally am a big fan of #would love to see tack/yumyum get added to those bi4bi/t4t lists along the likes of sophie/howl & gomez/morticia & roger/jessica #they scratch that same itch for me idk

[madsipie]

i hate how shippable every until dawn character is because you could literally combine any of them, and i mean any, and it'd be an interesting ship dynamic. this game.

#until dawn #matt taylor #emily davis #mike munroe #josh washington #ashley brown #chris hartley #jessica riley #sam giddings #like. ANY of them can go with any of them. #this is actually crazy #my brain is going haywire with these possibilities rn #i had the random thought of matt/chris and it works. #emily/ashley? it works. enemies to lovers can fix em up real quick #sam/jess? hell yeah it works. i love me some blondes #josh/mike? fuck yeah it works! sure! #everything is possible. and that scares me.../j

[jessicas-pi]

So the Ahsoka show (and a dream I had last night) gave me an idea. Imagine: AU where in Chapter 11 of The Mandalorian, Bo-Katan tells Din to go to Ahsoka... but also says that if Ahsoka won't help, then he should try finding her apprentice, Sabine Wren, on Lothal.

So after Ahsoka refuses to train Grogu, Din goes to Lothal before he tries Tython, which is therefore where everything with the Darktroopers goes down, which means that (a) Sabine is able to give Hera a heads up that the Empire is Doing Something, and (b) Sabine ends up inadvertently roped into the events of the rest of Mando S2. The Grogu rescue mission sort of helps her feel better---at least to feel like she's doing something. Din, meanwhile, sees someone just like him, who needs to keep busy to keep her mind off her trauma, so he decides to call her up for a little "help" whenever he feasibly can claim he needs it, or for some Jedi Training™ with Grogu (who didn't go with Luke, due to no trip to Tython and no seeing stone), or whatever excuse he can make up, which ends with Sabine getting pulled into BoBF and Mando S3, too.

Highlights include:

Din & Sabine: *win the fight with Moff Gideon together* Sabine: *takes the Darksaber from him, just to disarm him* Sabine: WAIT ACTUALLY NOPE NEVER MIND *throws the Darksaber as far as she can & refuses to pick it up again*

Sabine: You want ME to teach your kid? Din: Yes. Sabine: You do realize that I can't use the Force? Din: Yes. Sabine: And that my master stopped training me because I wasn't good enough? Din: Yes. Sabine: And that I have absolutely nothing to teach him? Din: Yes. Sabine: ...nothing I say is going to deter you, is it? Din: No.

Sabine: I just... feel... lost. Boba: Well, you could always work for me on Tatooine. Fennec: Have you ever considered an assassin business partnership? Bo-Katan: It's gonna take me a loooooooong time for me to get over you winning the Darksaber again, but you are my best friend's daughter, so if you choose to, you may come with me. Greef Karga: The Nevarro school could use an art teacher, you know. The Armorer: You are always welcome to take the Creed and join our covert. Din: How do you feel about being adopted? [later] Ahsoka, to Hera: Should we be concerned about the number of questionable figures trying to take in Sabine? Hera, having Maul flashbacks: Trust me. It could be a lot worse.

Sabine: You need to go to the Living Waters? Yeah I know where that is, I can take you. Din: That's a relief. Otherwise I was going to go ask Bo-Katan about them. Sabine: Oh? Let's ask her anyway. I'm totally down to bother Bo-Katan. Any time, any day. Kalevala HERE WE COME-

Din: While I appreciate your modifications to IG-12, Sabine, I'm not so sure about the words you've added. Grogu, delightedly smacking his new button: KRIFF. KRIFF. KRIFF. KRIFF. KRIFF.

Din: You had me at 'battle droids.' Sabine, giggling: yOu HaD mE aT 'BaTtLe DrOiDs'

Sabine, watching Din make his 'your song is not yet written' speech: This is sooo much better than the holodramas. Axe Wolves, side-eyeing her: You don't get out much, do you? Sabine: Nope. Want some popcorn?

.....ANYWAY, my point is, Sabine gets dragged into All The Mandoverse Shenanigans. Which is pretty funny on its own, right? But it gets better.

Because it just so happens that Din is on Lothal with Grogu when Ahsoka shows up with the map. and he kinda just....gets pulled along for the ride. So then HE'S in the AHSOKA show, mostly just trying to make sure Sabine doesn't do anything crazy, following her when she does it anyway, and being confused about Everything. Which lends itself to additional hilarity--

Din: Nightsisters? I heard they were witches. Ahsoka: They are. Din, internally: Oh my manda, I finally KNEW something!

Din: The evil Jedi are chasing us! Sabine: They're not Jedi! Din: They're not? But they have laser swords like you! Ahsoka: There's still a difference! Din: What difference? Ahsoka: Jedi use the Light side! These are Dark side users! Din: There are different sides of your sorcery??

[Sabine and Ezra reunite] Din: I'm so glad you finally found your husband, Sabine. Sabine: Ezra: Din: The crabs: *start gossiping* Sabine: He's... he's not my... husband... Din, confused: But you've clearly been living the Mandalorian marriage vows? One when together, one when apart, sharing all... Sabine: Yeah, no, that's- that's just coincidence. Din: Hold on. You live in his house, and you keep all his things, and you refuse to leave Lothal for more than a week or two at a time because it makes you miss him too much- Sabine: *makes stop talking gesture* Din: -and you gaze lovingly at the enormous mural you've painted of him, and you left everything behind the second you knew you had a chance to save him, and as far as I can tell, you've been utterly devoted to him since the moment he disappeared ten years ago- Sabine: *stop talking gestures intensify* Ezra: Wait, Sabine, is this true? Din: -and you're telling me you two aren't married? Sabine:

#jessica's random thoughts #twice the mandos twice the chaos #sabezra #dinbo #anyway yeah that's My Nonsense For The Day

[soggyqun]

I never fully believed my buddy when they said Blake/Lynn hate existed but now that I’ve witnessed it myself I’m like whaaaat

Like I 100% get it if you hate the game for the story but they as characters is like ??? so random to me

#like they really don’t even do nun??? #she heard him say Jessica in his sleep and y’all are like she’s toxic boooo ??? #if I heard my husband call out to a random woman in his sleep I’d be 🤨 too like that’s sketchy #and she understood once he said it was abt their childhood friend she wasn’t like mmhmm like they seem good to me #and then Blake only wants to save her the WHOLE game while having his childhood trauma resurface at the worst times #i thought they were reacting accordingly to the situation #also Lynn seems chill to me like she a bruh girl with a hiiiii guy #idk maybe I’m just ovulating and feel protective over my little meow meows like they got some fucked up endings #blake langermann #lynn langermann #outlast #outlast ii #outlast 2

[xxshewritesinblacknwhitexx]

The only bitter thing I am when it comes to Justin Timberlake is the fact that he married the most boring, the most mediocre white woman he could find.

#personal rant #justin timberlake #jessica biel #random thought

[homicidal-slvt]

Damn, your back must hurt from carrying the game.

#dylan lenivy #laura kearney #abigail blyg #max brinly #josh washington #sam giddings #jessica riley #mike munroe #jason kolchek #salim othman #joseph oda #jamie tiergan #erin keenan #conrad man of medan #fliss man of medan #kara dbh #vee's dumbass jokes #vee's random thoughts go brr #kyle garrick

[solitudeandseclusion]

hannah waddingham's rebecca welton and gina torres' jessica pearson would make such a good power couple

#hannah waddingham #rebecca welton #ted lasso #gina torres #jessica pearson #suits #random thoughts