#jay hates this btw.

[fruit-colored-ninja]

Lloyd seems like the type of guy to keep a spider as a pet. I think he has a tarantula.

#ninjago #jay hates this btw. #he hates it even more every few months when lloyd texts the ninja gc like ‘hey guys Toby got out again keep your eyes out’ #(toby is the tarantula’s name) #(also he’s joking he has never lost his pet spider but he does think it’s funny hearing jay scream from across the bounty) #i can’t remember if it’s at all canon that jay hates spiders or if it’s just that one scene in s6 where he’s (understandably) freaked out #but that aside he just seems like the kind of person to let the loudest ear-splitting screech you’ve ever heard because a 1 mm spider #crawled across the table #anyways. back to lloyd. it just seems in character for him to have a soft spot for animals that other people label creepy. #also he thinks they’re cool as hell

[mabbbish]

wonderful day to remember ninjago has a canon highschool au

#mad as hell i posted this like two days ago and tumblr ate it then logged me out of my acc???? #lloyd has dyed blue hair inspired by mr snail dood inspired by that one ninjago scriptwriter that said he would btw. if you even care #anyway there are many scenarios buzzing in my noggin about gaps in the movie i’m filling them all with hcs #like i am so sure nya could go into service or social work or law or security because shes a genius when it comes to laws and rights #but she has anger issues and she hates authority so she can’t get a job anywhere #that’s why she loves being a ninja!! #plus her steel cap boots are for stomping on people!!! #hate zane’s characterisation in the movie it’s creepy asf in this he’s just everyone’s favourite lab partner #anyway more hcs in art cominbb soon #ninjago #the lego ninjago movie #tlnm #lego ninjago #lloyd garmadon #ninjago lloyd #ninjago jay #ninjago nya #kai smith #nya smith #ninjago kai #ninjago cole #ninjago zane

[sludgeware]

inspired by real events

#sludgeart #mspaint art #art #my art #marina ida #falin touden #bridget guilty gear #reisen udongein inaba #gigan godzilla #coach z #jay eazy #dungeon meshi #guilty gear #homestar runner #touhou #splatoon #shrimp #transgender #clarification i have nothing against people shaving their legs if you want to do it its fine i just think leg hair is awesome #also i have to shave my legs because of sensory issues and it sucks so bad i hate the earth #my commissions are open btw. in case you wanted stupid bullshit like this

[buggymikey]

dumb stupid dumb jam comic 😭😭

#marble hornets jam #theyre so dumb #they also hate eachother #btw i do NOT think theyre boyfriends!!!!! #they just depend on eachother #they also kiss eachother #mh tim wright #mh jay merrick #mh jam

[drawbauchery]

#jay-reid #art #danganronpa #chihiro fujisaki #teruteru hanamura #ryoma hoshi #aoi asahina #akane owari #kaede akamatsu #byakuya togami #kazuichi soda #(i don't hate him btw he just had potential they never delivered on sdlknf) #celestia ludenberg #hiyoko saionji #angie yonaga #makoto naegi #hajime hinata #shuichi saihara #shu's tied w/ ryoma this is important

[nyaskitten]

Heyyyyyy guysssssssies !!!! These are my new Jay and Cole designs I headcanon Cole as black btw which is why I put extra effort into his design and also Jay is the shortest ninja by a lot I headcanon Cole as 5'7 and Jay as 4'7 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

#ninjago #raine's shitposting #raine's rambles #this physically fucking hurt me to draw. #i hate this so bad #this is satire btw... #dont take me seriously #should this go in the art tag.... #fuck it idc anymore #raine's art #ninjago art #cole ninjago #ninjago cole #jay ninjago #ninjago jay #jay walker

[marsbotz]

theyre literally dating. argue with the wall

#IF UR READING THIS I DONT POST NINJAGO ANYMORE PLS FOLLOW @LEGOGENDER INSTEAD #SORRY I JUST FIND THAT PHRASE FUNNY #idgaf what u ship or whatever #ninjago #geodeshipping #TAGGING IT LAWLLL i love this gif lets bring it back #when this aired i was screaming crying bringing houses down #until this we had had SCRAPS for ages #the one scne of jay holdinh cole in pe #or the other way round i forget #s11 was pretty good. for moments but atill only a couple #geode is so funny in canon it dropped off so hard after s10 #probably also why its not popular anymore.. SAD! #s7 did any one watch s7. theyre SO real #s7 is GOOD btw guys you just hate joy and whimsy

[skretri]

the silly pathetic guy ♡

#honestly . i am more like a incelbur fictionkin or irl but i dont want to admit kt #i always say “noo i am not him i am not that stupid pathetic guyyyy” but then i am acting like him and im like “oh shit well maybe i am?” #i hate him so much(bc he's so me and i HATE IT) #it's a slash jay btw #i love him so much #but I don't want to be EXACTLY LIKE HIMMM ARHGGGG #that's it . I just wanted you guys to know this hgshshg #now i want to use incelbur in every team group or just anything #fanart #my art #incelbur #simpbur #bursona

[mikakuna]

my guilty pleasure is only child jason with bruce. wdym he has siblings? those are bruce's students throughout the years. bruce is jason and jason's alone!

#this or just dick and jason as bruce's children #in a no capes au dick and bruce are overprotective of their jay baby #my family is so large that i can only handle large fictional families in small doses #this isn't me hating on the other bat kids btw #jason todd #red hood #bruce wayne #bruce and jason #batman

[duusheen]

we made each other happy, Jay

#ts4 gameplay #ts4 challenge #ts4 legacy challenge #ts4 screenshots #it buuuuurrrrrnnnnssssss #you stupid pixel jay pollock what have you DONE to my baby miracle 😩😩😩 #Lindsay was right #jk he's not an ass just... well that's life i guess #mir looks so young and she is! but she doesn't look like a mom of three at all :'( #btw i love/hate this post omg idk why #it took me ALL FKING DAY #and i hate it #but i love it #😕😕 #let's see if these two can survive until adulthood 👀 #pollock legacy #gen4 #miracle holm #brisa pollock #luna pollock

[aroacewxs]

wanting to talk about your favourite character, but

can't articulate thoughts into words

can't stay on a single tangent

keeps forgetting details

overthinking your characterization

"I don't know how to describe it ok like you have to read the story to fully grasp it"

"do you want to see my daughter" "sure" (shows photo) "there they are" "is that your daughter" "yes" (end of conversation)

can't express your adoration for a character properly except through "I Hate Them I hate them i hate them i hate them i need them GONE"

#jay does a think #this is about rui btw #hate that guy (loving) #kamishiro rui #rui #wxs #actually this is literally about every single character that has kept me awake at night #shoutout to marcy wu and eda clawthorne i hate you both #oh my god and kel. kel from omori. the baller of all time #kel is my everything. genuinely. i will always be a kel fan first anything else second

[ava-ferin]

any non romantic albatrio fans out there please raise your hands i need to see more of my own kind

their dynamic means so much more to me when they aren’t dating or pining or anything, they’re just buddies :] they’re friends and that friendship is the strongest damn bond you’ve ever seen

I’m a firm believer in “platonic friendship is just as (if not more) important than romance” so maybe that’s skewing my beliefs but like albatrio where they’re the best friends you’ve ever seen to the point where they ARE in love, just platonically. like brothers and sisters are. they hug, they fight, they’re odd and confusing to a stranger but to everyone that knows them it’s “kinda just how they are”

bonus they’re all collectively Ollie’s older sibling figures but they have different styles of raising children so gillion is trying to train him in the art of the blade and being a hero and whatnot while jay practices gentle parenting and chip trains him in the art of being a little rascal

the riptide crew is one big family and i would not trade that for a canon romance any day of my life

#no hate to albatrio shippers #i love you guys #we are on the same team #that team being team we love the albatrio #this is just my personal thoughts #also that Ollie bit is basically already canon I just felt like talking about Ollie #albatrio #jrwi riptide #jrwi #just roll with it #jay ferin #chip bastard #gillion tidestrider #jrwi show #can u tell I’m aroace from my shopping opinions #i tried to type shipping #but my shopping opinions also I guess #i like target but Michaels is more fun to run around in #anyway #my aroace shipping opinions will NEVER apply to waning crescent btw. that’s tragic lesbians and I love them

[butchered-icarian]

something about the way roy and jason seemingly going on w their ~dates~ while patrolling and young ghostbat in their days going on ~dates~ while patrolling etc etc

Example(s):

#jay peter todd his father's son! #for the record i think khoa doesnt give a fuck about anything that isn't bruce but he'd chuckle sensibly #royjay #jayroy #roy harper #jason todd #ghostbat #bruce wayne #minhkhoa khan #i hate that tag btw #minh-khoa khan #that's more like it #dc #croissant rambles

[pink-wysteria]

I feel like I'm non stop posting about Riptide but it's consumed my mind body and soul rn so forgive me but also

out of the main dynamics in the show - chip and jay's siblings, chip and gillion's gay lovers, and the albatrio as a whole, I think the friendship between gillion and jay feels somehow like the purest form of friendship. they're not siblings, they're not romantic, they're just two people who love and trust each other wholeheartedly enough to know that they can lean on each other when they're at their lowest and have no expectations from the other apart from their unconditional support. like, I love the dynamics that each of the trio has with the other, but it's so heartening to see just a wonderful, encouraging friendship that's just a /friendship/, you know? like, there's no 'she's like a sister to me', there's no jokes about them getting together, they just are two incredible friends and I love that. I love that they don't feel the need to explicitly state that it's platonic because of course it is because people are allowed to be friends without having to quantify that they feel no romantic interest in each other.

we've watched them become best friends over the course of like a hundred episodes and so when gillion tells her he will fight for what she wants or when jay tells him that he is exactly who he needs to be, it just feels so much more rewarding because it's just so earned from their characters

idk man i just love all the characters on this show I don't know any other better way to express it T.T

#no hate to jay/gillion shippers #and no hate to the other dynamics also btw #i love all of them i just wanted to hughlight jay and gill #i love all my dumbass pirate captains #riptide #jrwi #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #jrwi gillion #jay ferin #gillion tidestrider #jrwi jay #inconsistent i capitalization #rain falls

[shesalewa]

Before I actually post about Dad Gun Ig I should explain why I think he'd be a great dad.

SHE.

DID NOT.

CRY.

In his arms.

WHY IS THAT?!

BC GUN IS ACTUALLY GOOD WITH CHILDREN.

LOOK CLOSELY. YENNA. RIGHT??? YENNA. IS SLEEPING PEACEFULLY IN HIS ARMS. HECK SHE'S EVEN HOLDING ON TO HIS SHIRT.

(yes I actually took a screenshot of this, all for the sake of proof for when I actually make an au of dad gun and j as obviously obsessed, of course I actually just found it cute but that very scene itself made me want to write a fanfic of Dad gun)

Either way. DAD GUN. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

#my childishness is showing and i hate it #Dad gun #gun park #gun lookism #lookism #lookism webtoon #i will try my very best to make Gun act more canon #there will be gay sh-t in the fanfic btw #but also #the gay ships will just involved the famous ones that i actually like and that is #gun x goo #jay x daniel #and Jakuel #that would be all

[boyfridged]

see, the thing is that (up until countdown at least) there’s no symmetry in jay and bruce's respective ways of grieving.

jay is perpetually trapped in the bargaining stage of grief, trying to reach out to bruce from beyond death.

bruce is way past this. he has settled into a quiet, passive type of mourning, devoid of hope for a reunion. and to stay in this state, he had to necessarily disregard jay’s true image – an image of an earnest, bright child, his son. the memory of jay has been reconstructed in his mind a thousand times and sealed in a folder labeled as “soldier” (or even just a personal failure). it's ugly. it's unfair. it's a coping mechanism.

so to me, the issue isn't that bruce wants his dead, sweet little boy back – the issue is that he barely remembers him. if he did, maybe he would be willing to take a leap of faith and search for that person in jason who came back. but he's not even trying to reconcile the image of 15yo jay with red hood – or rather, maybe the image of a volatile kid that he created in his grief fits with the red hood a bit too accurately. maybe it's a bit too convenient. it works perfectly well for his own self-preservation and sanity, to think that jason has been doomed from the beginning.

jason, on the other hand, is cursed with remembering. one of the very sparse concepts that i found interesting in rhato was when in #3 (2011) jason chose to give up on his happiest memory – skipping patrol to watch a movie with bruce. maybe it's because recalling these tender, sweet moments is what gives him hope, and motivates him to keep bargaining and trying to reconcile with bruce. and bargaining with reality is exhausting. the readers and jay know that it's a lost cause – both because neither bruce nor jay are the same people anymore, but also because, ironically, batman, the symbol of hope, doesn't have any left when it comes to getting his son back. bruce, in his grief, essentially closed the door. jay, in his grief, is banging on them.

#hm. you know i personally think that jay is shit at compartmentalisation. he's trying like his life depends on it!! and he's failing #bruce on the other hand is way too good at it. #to me the tragedy is. jason is still jason when he comes back. but the world is not the same and it's closing him off #who he becomes is a consequence of it.. #god i'm afraid this post came off to much like bruce bashing but #closing the door on relationships is to be expected when someone is dead! #it makes sense. #disclaimer: you can just treat tarnishing jason's memory as bad writing btw and ignore it completely #i think it's fair game because it is also a result of dc writers hating jason. #personally – i think it's quite interesting to incorporate it into my reading #for the angst! #jay.zip #jay.txt #dc #phantom pains #cemeteries are for the living