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Struggle is real

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Whenever people dress up as Angels and do photoshoots. I'd be very happy.

However. I remember a post talking about how wings on a human body are meant to be 2x bigger than the human body. And I've never been able to get that off my mind.

I look at Sephiroth. He's a one winged angel. MAKE IT BIGGER PLEASE.

I look at cosplayers and their wings don't drag on the ground. I mourn.

Please someone fix me. Small wings are cute.

#i also blame gacha for this.

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If you count second hand smoking. Where you breathe in the smoker's smoke. Then yes. I technically have smoked before

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laios in ep 15

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It’s so funny in modern AUs when people are trying to keep the high drama emotional beats of 2ha but they all work in a fuckin office or something so it’s just like Mo Ran…..It was this project manager who wronged you. In life or unemployment I won’t blame you….

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😭

I was half awake pleaaasee 😭 I don't even remember writing this down. I'm confused reading what I wrote. I'm so sorry 😭

Men paying for sex and liking porn is cool actually

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Idk bout' you but I wanna be silly.

Men paying for sex and liking porn is cool actually

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imagine if the shen family was actually a part of the mafia. and shen yuan just never knew.

like his Family is rich and they are all super close. he’s even in contact with some of his distant relatives pretty often, which is kinda cool for him, he’s sure that this isn’t the case for most families so he considers himself lucky to know the extent of his family tree. sure, some of them seem to have lost a marble or two but what family doesn’t have a couple oddballs in their midst, you know?

and its not just sy’s comical obliviousness that contributes to this. his family is well aware that sy is not suited for this life style- especially his siblings. they grew up watching him get himself into all sorts of weird situations and putting himself at a disadvantage simply because he’s too nice. he can try and deny it all he wants (just like how he denies he’s gay- c’mon sy everyone can tell you are not straight) but his sense of justice would only burden him if he were to work for the Family. not to mention his sense of self preservation is absolute shit and they don’t want to have to babysit him his whole life- and he probably doesn’t want that either!

so they send him off to college, help him find an apartment, and basically do everything they can to help him start off on his own, away from the Family. his siblings had to do a whole lot of convincing to let this happen btw- this kind of thing usually isn’t allowed, but sy doesn’t know anything that could be used against the Family, so they make an exception in his case. better for them to not have a deadweight sticking around either is what they say but they all dote on him anyways and refuse to admit they care about him. sy definitely picked up this line of reasoning from them btw.

shen yuan is a little upset and confused that his Family seems eager to send him off (it’s not like they can’t afford for him to live with them after all- both of his older brothers still live in the Family’s massive house and even his aunts and uncles are living there??). he manages to recover quickly though. at least now he can read his web novels in piece without prompting any dick jokes (his cousins had a field day when they found his account with all of his pidw comments…). now he just needs to figure out how to live by himself.

it’s not that sy is incapable of taking care of himself- it’s just that he’s so used to having other people with him that he never understood how much they were doing for him until they were no longer around. but that’s fine, living on your own is just another learning curve and sy is willing to rise up to the challenge. which he did, by the way! he found a job and pays his taxes and even though that isn’t much he still gives himself a mental pat on the back for it. he is still in contact with his siblings, he never misses an update for pidw which he totally doesn’t get excited for and his life is going great.

……until he accidentally eats some expired food and dies.

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All honesty, liking porn is alr as long as it's legal.

Suicide for men ain't really cool tbh.

Unless it's for people who deserve it like criminals.

Then go get 'em

Men paying for sex and liking porn is cool actually

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:(

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let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum 

they quote gay movies

they watch cat videos on youtube 

they take selfies

I’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? 

come on there’s no way you can’t ship them

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someone is ranting, someone is pining🤭