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darksaiyangoku · 2 months

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RWBY Winter Tales

Witch of the Shadows

Blake walked along the path with her familiar, a shadow cat named Fergus. In the City of Vale, there were rumours of a Demon Knight that would appear during the blizzard and slay any unsuspecting travellers. She couldn't stand monsters like that and she agreed to hunt it down in exchange for a weekend at the Library of Forbidden Tomes. There was a treasure kept inside that was far more valubale than any gold in Remnant. Blake shivered violently as she stumbled in the snow.

Fergus; Are you sure you can handle yourself in this weather, my lady?

Blake: O-Of c-c-course. I-I-I'm perfectly f-f-fine.

For several more minutes, the two of them kept trudging along and all the while, the snow became thicker. Blake started to feel her feet soak with each step and it was making her uncomfortable. Unfortunately, she didn't know any fire spells to warm herself up. Fergus shook his head, disappointed in his mistress' lack of forsight.

Fergus: Tsk tsk tsk.

Blake: S-Shut up. A-Anyway, are we in the r-right area yet?

Fergus: We need to go further left. According the citizens of Vale, the Demon Knight's stronghold should be right over here. *runs*

Blake: What the- Fergus, get back here!

Blake tried to run after her familiar, but the deep snow was restricting her movement. She was struggling to keep up and the snowfall was becoming heavy, obscuring her vision. Suddenly, she tripped over what felt like a loose branch and ended up falling down a steep hill.

Blake: Agh!! Ow! *rubbing her head* Damn it! *turns around* Huh?

Blake was flabbergasted. In front of her was a small, decrepit stone house and on the windows were torn flags of a forked Imp. This couldn't possibly be the home of a demon, could it? Blake tried her best to stand up and, grabbing her wand, carefully walked inside.

It wasn't what she had expected at all. The inside of the house looked like a common living room. There was a table, a few broken chairs and a bookshelf. Sitting on a dusty bench was a young man stroking away at Fergus, who trilled delightfully. He had blonde hair, deep sapphire eyes and wore torn white tunic. His most distinguished feature, however, were his horns. He was a demon. Blake shook her head. She couldn't just attack him. Fergus didn't appear to be in any danger and he didn't look like he was a knight either.

Blake: Um, hello?

Demon boy: Huh? Oh. Hello there, witch. I didn't hear you come in. Why is it that you've come here?

Blake: Um... well, I... *lowers wand* I was sent to investigate the reports of a Demon Knight who was attacking unsuspecting travellers. I-I hate to ask, but do you know anything about it?

Demon boy: *shakes head* No, I don't. I was exiled from the Demon Knights 3 months ago.

Blake: Oh... I'm sorry.

Demon boy: It's okay. To be honest, they were a bunch of dicks anyway. By the way, is this your cait familiar?

Blake: Yeah, his name's Fergus. *snaps fingers* Return to me.

Fergus disappeared in a puff of black smoke.

Blake: Anyway, I know you're not a member of the Demon Knights anymore. But did you at least hear anything about the attacks?

Demon boy; Hmmm, if it was attacks on humans, I think I might know one in particular. His name is Cardin and he's... well, infamous is putting it lightly.

Blake: Why exactly is he infamous?

Demon boy: Put it this way, even among demons, he's quite brutal. No one escapes an encounter with him intact. He truly is a monster.

Blake: I see. *grips wand* I hate to ask, but would you help me in finding him?

Demon boy: Well, my combat skills are a little rusty. *stands up* But if you need my help, then I will gladly lend you my services.

Blake: Thank you, Mr...?

Jaune: Jaune Arc. *smiles*

Blake didn't know why, but seeing him smile made her heart flutter a little.

Jaune: Now then, *stands up* why don't you sit down and I'll get some dinner ready.

Blake: O-Oh no no no no, I couldn't possibly-

Jaune: Don't be silly, you just came in from the cold. A hot meal will do you some good. The kitchen's not perfect, but I can whip up something real nice. Do you like tuna?

Blake: YES! I mean- uh, tuna is good.

Jaune: Two tuna steaks with asparagus and mashed potatoes coming right up. *goes into the kitchen*

Blake's stomach grumbled as she heard the sound of pots, pans and the sizzling of the fish. Drool dripped from her mouth as the buttery scent touched her nose. She smiled excitedly. Maybe she had finally found the one.

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wu-sisyphus-gang · 7 days

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Blake: I season my cutting board not my steak.

Jaune: I prefer to season my mouth, eat the steak raw, then set myself on fire.

#knightshade #jaune arc x blake belladonna #rwby #rwby incorrect quotes

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madman479r · 1 year

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It was a seemingly normal day at Beacon during Lunch. Teams RWBY and JNPR sitting together as usual though instead of the two teams sitting across from one another, they were all mixed up.

On one side it was Ren, Nora, Pyrrha and Weiss.

Across from them it was Ruby, Yang, Jaune and Blake.

Even stranger was that Jaune was between Blake and Yang, who had recently became a couple, much to the joy of their friends, and normally sat next to one another. Now one would find it odd if someone sat between a known couple who tend to regularly sit together but Jaune had not situated himself between the two girls.

Rather they occupied both his sides on their own accord, taking their seats after he had sat down, Yang even squeezed herself between Ruby and Jaune in doing so.

Most of the table thought it was strange but decided not to point it out, believing that if the pair were currently in a row or giving the other some space then it wasn't any of their business.

But not Jaune, he was questioning something else entirely.

Namely why Yang and Blake's hands were rubbing his thighs and crotch.

When he was sure the others were distracted, he leaned over to Yang and quietly yet urgently whispered ."What're you doing?" He asked his fellow blonde, looking confused but not entirely disturbed by the heavy petting.

Yang gave him an amused look and said "Nothing, Jaune." She cooed quietly, her lilac eyes twinkling teasingly. She then slowly reached higher up his thigh where his hardening shaft rested beneath his pants, giving it a gentle squeeze.

Jaune gasped as Yang began stroking him, feeling his cock grow harder under her fingers. Yang gave a silent giggle and looked over at Blake, who was now stroking his inner thigh, her hand brushing up against his balls. The faunus girl just smiled sweetly, looking at the blonde pair in the corner of her eye but continued to look as though she were reading her book, leaving Jaune speechless as he watched the two girls go to work on his throbbing manhood, his heart racing.

He felt an unfamiliar warmth rush through his body as Yang continued to stroke him, her long slender fingers gliding up and down his length. Jaune took a deep breathe in, closing his eyes and wondering if this was all just a wet dream, not seeing how Yang and Blake looked at each other over his head, having a silent connection.

*CLATTER!* *CLANG!*

"Whoops! My bad." Yang said as she went down to pick up the dropped cutlery.

Jaune felt his heart freeze for a moment. Surely she wouldn't? Yang was brave and brazen but no way she would suck him off in the middle of the cafeteria, just before their friends. Oh it may feel great at the moment but the embarrassment of such a public display and Goodwitch's wrath outweighed the idea.

Thankfully, or sadly however you looked at it, Yang came back up with the cutlery in hand, making Jaune sigh in relief.

Only to gasp loudly as he felt a soft hand caress his cock, flesh on flesh.

"Jaune?" Jaune's eyes snapped to Pyrrha, who looked at him in concern. "Are you okay?" She asked.

"Oh! I-it's nothing, Pyr, j-just felt a p-pinch." Jaune stammered, feeling embarrassed.

Pyrrha nodded and went back to talking with Weiss, letting Jaune assess the situation. Looking down he saw his cock was now free from its denim and cotton restraints, feeling both cool air and warm flesh rub against it. Blake's hand was wrapped around his shaft while Yang's fingers were cupping his balls, wiggling her digits against the sensitive orbs.

Jaune understood now, Yang had used the the sound of dropped utensils to mask the sound of Blake unbuckling his belt and trousers.

His mouth went dry as he felt the two girls' hands move up and down his length, their slow yet skillful and sensual movements feeling wonderful and not making too much noise.

The pressure in his balls increased and he could feel the familiar tingling sensation creep into his loins, his mind going blank as he looked back at Yang, her face only having a tinge of red on her cheeks, signalling that she knew exactly what she was doing, but one could blame today's weather for that. While she faced Nora, who was regaling her latest dream, her lustful half lidded eye was on Jaune as she pleasured him. Her pink tongue poked though her lips and wetted them, making Jaune twitch as he imagined that tongue working along his cock.

Looking over at Blake, he saw that, still hiding her face behind her book, her face was more flush than Yang's but still had a mischievous glint in her golden eyes which glanced between Jaune and his pulsing length, her lips parted and Jaune could practically see the hot breaths as she silently panted. Was she getting off on the thrill of it alone?

Both hands changed techniques, now Yang was rubbing his shaft while Blake's palm rested on the head, her fingers stroking the glans.

Jaune, despite feeling himself losing his mind to the pleasure, noted how Yang's style had a tighter grip, not enough to hurt but to feel like she was trying to milk his cock and gave longer strokes.

Blake's style was gentler and it felt like she was working a delicate instrument. She caressed the tip gently with her fingertips, occasionally swirling them around the ridge of the head.

Jaune couldn't stop a groan from leaving him, once again catching his partner's attention.

"Are you sure you're okay, Jaune? You sound like you're in pain." Pyrrha asked in concern.

Jaune wasn't in pain, quite the opposite really. "N-No, I-i just h-have a cramp-p." Jaune lied.

"You should stand up and give yourself a stretch, that'll help." Pyrrha recommended.

Oh yeah, stand up and show himself to his friends and the entire cafeteria? No thanks. "N-no, it's one of t-those cramps whe-er-ere it's b-better to stay still u-until it p-passes." Jaune assured.

Jaune struggled to focus on what he was saying, as both Yang and Blake alternated their motions, moving their hands faster and slower as they pleasured him further, his shaft twitching more and more by the minute as pre-cum dripped from his tip, smearing both smooth hands pleasuring him.

"Hey P-money, do you mind if me and Blake help train Jaune?" Yang asked, her tone casual as if she weren't rubbingher index finger along the slit of his cockhead.

Jaune looked horrified, wondering why Yang was drawing attention to herself, surely Pyrrha would see something was going on under the table?

Pyrrha however didn't seem to notice anything, only looking confused by Yang's request. "Oh?"

"It's just that, we think switching it up will help him." Yang explained.

"I was thinking of testing him on his flexibility and taking on two people at once." Blake spoke up, her eyes peering over her book, her hand giving Jaune a gentle squeeze.

Yang followed up. "And I was going to help him with his stamina and endurance." She said, squeezing Jaune's balls this time.

Pyrrha looked unsure of what to say, perhaps worried about Jaune's health.

"I don't know... I mean-maybe i should come with and see-" Pyrrha started but was interrupted by Yang.

"Oh, come on, Pyr. Jaune's a big boy~." She purred, emphasising her point by squeezing Jaune once more. "I think he can go a few sessions without you hovering nearby."

Pyrrha still looked unsure and a tad bit miffed but nodded nonetheless. "Alright then, I guess it's fine." Pyrrha said stiffly and turned to Weiss again.

Yang smiled and let go of Jaune's testicles, but kept her hold on his cock. "Thank you." She said, giving Jaune a wink.

Jaune could feel the pressure building up in his balls and tried to keep his breathing steady, but it proved difficult as Blake's fingers worked their magic.

He stared at Yang as she slowly pumped his cock, and Yang could see he was nearing his end, so she sped up, her long slender fingers pumping furiously and with more precision, the slippery digits sliding up and down his hard shaft.

Jaune bit the inside of his cheek to stop himself from moaning and thrushed against the combined handjob as he neared climax. He wondered how he was going to make it through the next couple minutes, especially with Blake's soft hands on his shaft.

The thought of cumming in front of his classmates, despite being hidden by a table, made him nervous but he was beyond the point of no return.

Suddenly the two hands left his swollen and violently twitching cock. Jaune whimper quietly but a thud by Blake's side made him look to see the Faunus had dropped her book.

"Whoops." She said before disappearing under the table.

Just then, Jaune felt his cock be enveloped by a moist warmth all the way down to his base.

"Nrgh!" Jaune clenched his teeth as he felt Blake plung her mouth onto Jaune's cock, her tongue flicking wildly around the head of his erect shaft as her lips slid up and down his member.

Jaune shut his eyes, unable to control himself any longer.

She didn't slow down though, her warm mouth sliding up and down his throbbing cock while her tongue lapped at his swollen crown. Jaune's toes curled as he felt his orgasm approaching quickly, he was going to shoot right into Blake's hot mouth.

Yang suddenly pressed herself up to his side, his arm sandwiched by her breasts as panted onto his sensitive ear, speaking low enough that no-one else could hear.

"Cum for her, Jaune." She breathed.

"W-w-what?" Jaune stuttered, trying to ignore the sensation of Blake's wet tongue caressing his cockhead.

"Cum for her, Jaune. Don't hold back that delicious load and cum in her mouth." Yang urged, still grinding against his side.

That, along with Blake's soft, warmth velvety mouth sent Jaune over the edge.

Jaune grunted, and began to unload into Blake's waiting mouth, thrusting his hips forward as if to bury himself deeper into her maw.

Blake instantly swallowed, swallowing every drop of the salty fluid as it poured out of his shaft and down her throat.

After a few seconds of Blake swirling her tongue around Jaune's sensitive and spent cock, the dark haired girl emerged from under the table but no-one other than Jaune and Yang had noticed.

Jaune then saw how Blake's cheeks seemed a little bloated. A quick opening of her mouth showed she hadn't swallowed all of his essence.

Blake than stood from the table and stepped towards Yang. Jaune wondered what she was going to do.

His question was answered as Blake planted her lips right onto Yang's in an open mouth kiss.

While others looked away awkwardly at the PDA, Jaune watched on and could see his cum being exchanged as well, Blake was feeding Yang his cum.

Yang didn't seem bothered by the fact that she was getting a mouthful of Jaune's seed by her girlfriend's mouth, instead she kissed Blake harder and deeper, sharing Jaune's cum between them.

Jaune only briefly wondered if he had died and gone to heaven.

Blake pulled away first after a minute, panting lightly, her lips glistening with Jaune's semen, which she licked clean. She then said "Going to our dorm. I'll see you there soon?" She asked. Everyone else thought she was addressing Yang and Yang alone but she had directed the question to both Yang and Jaune. Both blondes nodded, though Jaune was still in a daze.

Blake smirked and walked out of the cafeteria, her hips swaying with each step, leaving Yang with her prize.

Yang then turned to Jaune and opened her mouth, showing her mouthful of cum before closing her lips, gaving an audible gulp and once more opening her mouth to show she had swallowed the load.

"You ready for a training session, now?" Yang asked.

Jaune nearly forgot to stuff his cock back into his trousers before he practically leapt up from the table with Yang.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake bellodona #not sfw #jaune x yang #jaune x blake #jaune arc x yang xiao long #jaune arc x blake belladonna #dragonslayer #knightshade #rwby dragonslayer #rwby knightshade #stung knight #rwby stung knight #jaune x yang x blake #jaune arc x yang xiao long x blake belladonna

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smh0217 · 2 years

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Jaune: Roses are red, Violets are fine, Til be a 6, Cause You're definitely a 9.

Blake: Roses are red, Violets are blue, If I am nine, Then so are you.

Jaune: Roses are fed, Your poem is dope, Thanks for the compliment, But you didnt get the joke.

Blake: Roses are red, and now I am sad, that my dirty mind, hasn't gotten that.

Jaune: Roses are red, So you say you get those?, Then you can tell me, Your favourte pose.

Blake: Roses are red, I like gin, choking is my favorite kink.

#RWBY #Blake Belladonna #Jaune Arc #RWBY Knightshade #Blake Belladonna x Jaune Arc #Jaune Arc x Blake Belladonna #source: Tinder #incorrect rwby quotes

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ludibriadormonoteista · 2 months

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Lie Detector

Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Jaune: Does it still work?

Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.

Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?

Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-

Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.

Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?

Jaune: HUH?!

Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: So it does work.

Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.

Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: Just once?

Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A couple more-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A dozen-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Dozens-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!

BZZZZZT!

Jaune: *shook*

Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?

Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!

BZZZZZT!

Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!

Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Ren: I think we heard enough-

Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.

Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!

…

Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?

*THUD*

Nora: …Alright, who’s next?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #lie ren #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #This was definitely not plagiarized from youtube shorts- BZZZZZT!

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arc-misadventures · 2 months

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Dreams Of The Youth

Young Weiss: I want to marry the, Rusted Knight when I grow up!

Winter: Are you sure you want to do that, Weiss? You never know who you might meet when you grow up. You might find someone better than the, Rusted Knight.

Y Weiss: That's not going to happen!

Winter: If you say so.

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In the Ever After

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Rusted Knight: Nice to see you again, Team RWBY, it's been a long, long time.

Blake: Jaune...?

Yang: No way...

Ruby: You're alive!

Weiss: Marry me!

Jaune: It's nice to... Wait, what?

Blake: Wait, what?

Yang: Excuse me?

Ruby: W-W-What?!

Weiss: I said I wanted to marry the, Rusted Knight when I was a kid, and the sexy bastard is right in front of me so I'm gonna marry him! You got a problem with that?!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: no...

Weiss: FUCK YEAH! I'm finally marrying the, Rusted Knight! You're also taking my last name!

Jaune: Okay...?

Ruby: The hell is going on...?

Blake: We have got to get out of this place...

Yang: Jaune Arc Schnee... Sounds nice.

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #weiss schnee #ruby rose #jaune x weiss #weiss x jaune #rwby whiteknight

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lovingdabeessss · 1 year

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RWBY MEMESSSSS

Blake I hope you’re prepared for yangs trust in her loved ones not planning on abandoning her at every second being SHATTERED cause yangs mental health is NOT surviving the news

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #rwby bumbleby #bumbleby #yang x blake #blake x yang #ruby rose #rwby memes #summer rose #raven branwen #uncle qrow #qrow branwen #weiss schnee #jaune arc #summer up in heaven as Raven CONTINUES her bullshit after she dies #she’s got to be so pissed

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superiorsturgeon · 5 months

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Showing Affection

Blake: …and then Yang actually picked me up and carried me through the puddle! 🥰 It was so romantic~!

Yang: *flexes her arm* 😁

Weiss: Ruby actually managed to contact the cake chef my family employed in Atlas and made my favorite when I was having a difficult day. It was the most wonderful thing anyone has ever done for me!

Ruby: *blushing a bit, but proud* 😊

Nora: Oh yeah? Rennie made me a whole stack of heart-shaped pancakes! He didn’t even cut them to shape, he made them look like that in the pan!

Ren: 😌

Blake: Does Jaune do anything romantic for you, Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: The other day at lunch he sorted all the most tightly-curled curly fries out of his order and gave them to me!

Blake/Weiss/Ren: …uh…that’s nice?

Yang/Ruby/Nora: *all crying* 🥹 That’s the most romantic thing we’ve ever heard…! 😭

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danurso · 5 months

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NWN Challenge

*At a nice bar in Atlas*

Ruby: You’re still dealing with the fallout of that mess?

Blake: Of course. As the head of the white fang I can't just clean up a mess and ignore what caused it and who was affected by it…..*sigh* The last thing I want is people thinking we’re slipping back into what we used to be years back.

Yang: Good thing your pops is really good at de-escalating, well that and Weiss’ PR team.

Blake: Yeah. Where is her by the way? I wanted to thank her personally for all the help.

Ruby: She said she was coming, something came up during work.

Yang: Or someone. If Jaune went to visit she might be an hour or so late.

Blake: That. . . . . . probably isn't the case.

Yang: Why?

Blake: *nods* Because she doesn't look like she just had a good time.

The trio then turned to see a familiar heiress coming in, looking like she was about to murder someone.

Weiss: *sits down on the table*

Bartender: What will it be mi-

Weiss: Vodka. Pure. And make it a triple.

Yang: Yeesh. Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

Ruby: What happened?

Blake: Who did you kill?

Weiss: He's not dead, the doctors said just broke a few bones.

R_BY: . . . . . . . .

Weiss: . . . .what?

Blake: . . . . .i was joking.

Weiss: Oh. . . .right. . . . .

Ruby: Wait, wait, you tried to kill someone!?

Weiss: I didn't! I just exaggerated a bit while dealing with a jerk.

Yang: What happened?

Weiss: . . . . .*sigh* I was venting to Winter about some private things about Jaune, as soon as she left an associate came in, he must've heard something about what we're talking, because as soon as we were done talking business he tried asking me out.

Yang: Doesn't everyone at the company know you just married?

Weiss: They do and he knew about it. But he insisted saying we could do something “fun” and that he could “Give me what i needed” since my husband wasn't doing so.

Ruby: Oh gods. . . . . .

Yang: Hah!

Blake: Like, I understand why that made you angry, but did you have to send the guy to the hospital?

Weiss: Not really, but i’ve been having a really stressful week and even after i said no multiple times, he kept pushing, and the moment he got too close i catapulted him out of the room with a glyph, though because of everything i miscalculated and sent him through a wall instead of the door.

Yang: *laughs* Please send me the video whenever you can! I wanna see that.

Ruby: Well, jerk aside, is everything okay? You sound like there's been stress even before that.

Bartender: Here miss. *Puts down her drink*

Weiss: Thanks.

Blake: Is everything okay at home? You said you were venting about Jaune, is everything okay between you two?

Weiss: No! The last three weeks been awful! HE has been awful!

Blake: Wait what?

Yang: Wow, That's a surprise.

Ruby: But why? What's wrong with Jaune?

Weiss: He’s been the worst! I keep having to deal with issues at the company! Cleaning the mess my father made! And then, after an awful day of work, what am I greeted with!?

Yang: A blown up house?

Blake: Another woman?

Ruby: Jaune wouldn't do that blake! Geez. . . . .Oh! Was it maybe a dead body?

Weiss: No! As soon as I come in he greets me with that stupid! Bright! And warm smile! He hugs me tight goes on about missing me soooo much! He covers me in kisses! Takes me in to show the warm bath he prepared for me! The house which is basically spotless and the dinner which was my favorite! Aaaarggh! Just thinking about it makes my blood boil! *Chugs the drink*

Ruby: . . . . . . . .

Yang: . . . . . . . .

Blake: . . . . . . . . . .that's it?

Weiss: Oh no. No no no, it gets worse. After dinner he brings me a whole cheesecake! Freshly made! And after we ate he took me to the living room and massaged every corner of my stressed body! I felt like I was melting! Oh gods the nerve of that man!!!

Yang: Wow, sounds like a nightmare.

Weiss: I know! Because it is!

Blake: *deadpan* Is it though?

Ruby: Err, Weiss? Are you sure there's a problem there? Because you make it sound like he's doing something bad but apparently he's been really sweet to you.

Weiss: I know! And it's unbearable!

Ruby: But why?

Weiss: BECAUSE IT'S NOVEMBER RUBY!!!

R_BY: Ohhhh. . . . .

Blake: He’s doing that dumb challenge too? I thought it was just Sun.

Ruby: *sigh* Nah, Oscar was doing it too.

Yang: Sounds like a headache. Lucky me and Arslan don't struggle with that stuff.

Blake: Yes, because she's not a guy, they tend to be incredibly stubborn about the stupidest things. Well, as stubborn as you can be with someone who knows all your weaknesses.

Ruby: Got him to give up?

Blake: Around a week in, would’ve been sooner if i wasn't busy with the fang. Oscar giving you trouble?

Ruby: Nope. He went for ten days straight, then he walked in on me coming out of the shower and he snapped. *Chuckles* I wasn't even trying to make him lose.

Weiss: *eyebrow twitching* Good to know I'm the only one suffering here.

Yang: Come on ice cream. You know that guy is basically addicted to you, if you give him a push in the right direction I'm pretty sure he’ll just crumble.

Weiss: And you think I haven't tried!? Skimpy swimsuits, Lingeries, Nudes throughout the day, dirty comments, cosplaying his favorite characters, offering to do the most questionable things! I used every last trick in the book and he STILL didn't cave in!

Yang: Oh, wow.

Blake: I knew he had a strong will but this is still surprising to hear.

Weiss: It's so frustrating! I get to come back home every day to the most wonderful husband in the world, who pampers and looks after me, doing everything I wish and making me the happiest woman in Remnant! And you tell me I can't ride him to oblivion after all that!? It's unfair!!! Utter Injustice!!! I wished I knew who came up with this challenge so I could strangle them until they're blue!!!

Yang: *chuckles* I can't tell if you're angrier at not getting laid for three weeks now or at him for not falling for your charms.

Weiss: BOTH!!!

Ruby: I mean, you said you tried everything but it doesn't sound like it.

Weiss: I did Ruby. I most certainly did! And wore basically anything you could imagine, I went as far as to wear things that, if images were leaked online, my life would be ruined and Blake would never talk to me again.

Yang: . . . . . . .you wore a-

Blake: *covers her mouth* Please don't, I’d rather our friendship still exist by the end of the night. For once in my life i do NOT wanna know.

Yang: *pushes her out* Wow. You really pulled all the stops.

Weiss: And it did nothing to him!!! *Depressed sigh*

Ruby: I mean, so far it sounds like all you did was dress up and act sexy to try and make him cave in.

Weiss: What else was I supposed to do!?

Ruby: Did you forget who you're married to? It's pretty easy to get him to bend and do what you want once you pin his weakness down.

Weiss: . . . . . .that sounded very wrong, especially being about my husband.

Ruby: What? I never abused that weakness mind you! He's my best friend, I could never!

Yang: Unless he has your favorite cookies.

Ruby: *pink* That's different!

Weiss: Spit it out already!

Ruby: *sigh* . . . . .fine. but he ever asks, you didn't learn this from me.

Weiss: *walks in* I’m home.

Jaune: *wearing pajamas* Hey, how was your night? *Hugs her* Everyone doing well?

Weiss: Yeah. *Kisses him* Everyone is doing well.

Jaune: I left some food for you in the microwave, wasn’t sure if you would eat out so i made something.

Weiss: It's fine, we got something to eat on the way back.

Jaune: I’ll pack it up for tomorrow then. *Walking to the kitchen* By the way, Whitley called. He said something about a guy you sent to the hospital. Is everything okay at work?

Weiss: Yeah, someone tried hitting on me earlier, and I accidentally used too much force to push him off when he tried to get too close.

Jaune: *storing the food* Ouch. Almost makes me feel bad for him. . . . .almost. *feels a pair of arms wrapping around his torso from behind.* . . . . . .Weiss?

Weiss: *inhale* . . . . . .*deep exhale*

Jaune: *serious* Weiss. . . . .that guy didn't hurt you, did he?

Weiss: *chuckles* Good to know my knight is still there to protect me if I ever need, I thought he ended up buried under my cute husband.

Jaune: Weiss-

Weiss: He did nothing, just a few sweet words which I already forgot. I just wanted to hug you.

Jaune: If you say so, then I believe you. What do you wanna do now?

Weiss: Bed. I’m tired, could you come with me though?

Jaune didn't answer, he only turned around and picked her up in his arms, making her chuckle in response, he took her to the bedroom and helped her out of her clothes and into her nightgown, and soon enough, they were both in bed cuddling.

Weiss: *Chuckling*

Jaune: What’s so funny?

Weiss: Nothing. I’m just happy.

Jaune: That's good to hear. You seemed a little stressed these last few days.

Weiss: Yeah. . . .but I'm fine now. In fact, I couldn't be happier.

Jaune: Really?

Weiss: Of course. *Hugs him closer* I’ve got a nice house, a good job, great friends and above all else *Looks up to him* the most wonderful husband in the world.

Jaune: *pink, scratching his cheek* Hehehe, I’m just doing what I can. It's not a big deal.

Weiss: It is for me. . . .for someone who grew up in a cold house, surrounded by people I couldn't trust, having someone that I can trust and love this much is everything.

Jaune: Weiss. . . . .

Weiss: You never ignore me, you always know when I'm not okay, you look after my every need, you go above and beyond to make me happy, and you know me even better than I do myself. I must've been a saint in a past life to be blessed with someone so wonderful as you are. I wanna stay like this and hold on to you for the rest of my life. *Angelic smile* Thank you for marrying me, my love.

Jaune: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Jaune: *naked on the bed and spooning her* God damnit. . . . .

Weiss: *sweaty and giggling*

Jaune: I can't believe I fell for that.

Weiss: Fell for what~? I was being honest, you know?

Jaune: I know! And that makes it even more of a dirty move!

Weiss: My heart bleeds for you.

Jaune: *groan* I was just a week away. I resisted everything you threw at me and this is how I lost?

Weiss: Yep. I thought there was no way out until a certain someone reminded me how weak you are to someone being genuinely emotional with you.

Jaune: It was Ruby wasn't it? Every time i have her favorite cookies she'll go on this emotional speech about how much it matters to her that i’m her best friend and all we went through, and when i realize i already gave her the cookies.

Weiss: I won't confirm nor deny anything.

Jaune: Ugh, figures.

Weiss: *turns to him* Oh please, you say it as if you didn't like it.

Jaune: Of course I did, I've been craving you for weeks.

Weiss: Good to hear, I felt the same.

Jaune: Just don't do that next year or I'm telling Blake about your secret costumes.

Weiss: You’re doing that again next year!?

Jaune: *chuckles* That's your main concern?

Weiss: Of course I am! These last three weeks have been hell!

Jaune: If that's the case. . . .*on top of her* Then let me take you to paradise.

Weiss: *pink* That wasn't enough for you?

Jaune: Nowhere near enough to make up for these three weeks. You gotta work Tomorrow?

Weiss: Not really, they have to fix the wall in my office so. . . . .

Jaune: Good. You won't have to make up an excuse then. Might need one for after tomorrow though.

Weiss: *red* . . . . . . .I’m in danger aren't i?

Jaune: The plan was to win the challenge and slowly ease back into routine. You tricked me into losing so now I’m giving you what you want, all of it.

Weiss: *redder* C-can we talk about this for a mome-AAHHHH~!?!?

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juanarc-thethird · 10 months

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Why are you angry?

Jaune: *Eating pie* Why are you angry? You said you wanted a cream pie.

Blake: *Holding a pie* Yes, but I thought you meant the other kind.

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darksaiyangoku · 6 months

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RWBY: Grim Tales

The Hunt

Blake walked forward to the castle gates. Surrounding them were several skeletons, hissing and rattling their bones. She couldn't help but smirk. It had been a long time since she had some fun. Drawing Gambol Shroud, Blake leaped into action. The skeletons raised their bone weapons and tried to attack her, but Blake was too fast. She dodged each of their strikes with graceful speed, her jet-black hair flowing.

Blake: Hah! *slices two skeletons in half*

The skeletons stood their ground to continus their attacks on Huntress to little success. Blake was easily reducing these grunts into piles of worthless bones, not even bothering to shift Gambol Shroud into its gun form. With fhe last skeleton falling, the castle gates had finally opened. Blake walked inside the courtyard, still keeping a firm grip on her sword. Cold laughter could be heard all around her.

???: You seemed to have made quick work of my undead army, dear faunus. I must say that I'm impressed.

Blake: If that's what I call impressive, then I feel let down. Your army of rattling bones didn't put up much of a fight. Hell, Ruby could beat them. No gargoyles? No ghosts? Ghouls? Not even any giant bats?

???: *laughing* You think they were here to stop you? Oh no, they were merely a distraction. The one who is going to end yoir life tonight is me!

Purple smoke appeared in the center of the courtyard followed by tremors. The smoke melded into large, purple robes and standing before Blake was a large, hooded, skeletal figure with burning red eyes. Blake backed away slightly.

Blake: Lich.

Lich: Long time, no see my dear Blake. You're looking ravishing tonight.

Blake: How are you still alive? I destroyed your soul-container years ago!

Lich: Oh that? *laughs* A clever decoy that my dear sorcereress provided to lure you into a false sense of security. I used what little magic I had to create an illusion and used my time to grow stronger. Now that I've returned, let's continue our battle from lobg ago! *snaps fingers*

A circle of black mist surrounded them, staggering Blake slightly. The Lich wasn't messing around, he really had improved. The undead monstrosity lunged its large hands towards Blake in an attempt to crush her. Luckliy, she managed to dodge in time. She tried to parry his second blow, but got knocked to the ground almost immidiately.

Blake: *grunts*

Blake stood up, determined not to lose to the Lich. She parried several more of his punches, but she could not find the perfect opening to land a strike of her own and Gambol Shroud was beginning to chip away. It seemed like all hope was lost. Suddenly, she heard the sound of a wolf's howl and looked up. Above the rook was a blonde-coloured werewolf. He leaped down and clawed onto the Lich's back, making him scream in pain. The Lich shook himself wildly until he threw the beast off. In a weakened state, he reverted to his human form.

Blake: *sighs* Jaune, what took you so long?

Jaune: *stands up and chuckles nervously* Sorry I'm late, I had to get you something. *picks up spellbook* You left this back at my house.

Blake: Oh... *blushes* whoops.

Jaune: It's alright, sweetie. I hope you weren't having too muvh fun without me. *turns to the Lich* Who's this creep?

Blake: No one of consequence. So what's the play?

Jaune: I'll block his strikes and you attack with Gambol Shroud. That should weaken him a little. Know any spells that can take him down?

Blake: Holy Light, but it's weaker at nighttime. Still, it should causw him a bit of pain.

Jaune: That's what I like to hear! Okay, I'm going in!

Blake: Wait!

Jaune: Hm?

Blake: *kisses Jaune's cheek* Good luck, babe.

Jaune: *smiles and blushes* Alright, YAAAAAAH!!! *leaps into action*

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