#jared kleinman hcs

[homo-phoneic]

Jared likes pushing his friends drinks off tables like a cat. They are all used to it by now but it's still really annoying

#DEH #dear Evan hansen #Jared Kleinman #headcanon #musical #musicals #DEH musical #dear Evan hansen jared Kleinman #joke hc #theater kid #cat behavior

[spacexriri]

jared kleinman listens to mcr /hc

#dear evan hansen #deh #jared kleinman #headcanon #hc #jared is a borderline emo tbh

[astrochemstry]

Jared Kleinman HC: having a crush on him, you don't wanna admit it but everyone knows

I was lying in bed and then i got this idea and it sounded really cute so i made it a reality asjdfbasjh im having a brainrot

Reader is gender neutral and its romance

OK SO JUST IMAGINE

YOU LIKE THIS GUY

YOU DON'T WANNA ADMIT IT BCS HES COCKY AS HELL

BUT EVERYONE KNOWS

E VE RYO NE KNO W S

YES EVEN HIM

OK lets go to the start so

SO I HAVENT FINISHED THE BOOK AND STUFF BUT

I DO THINK JARED WENT TO SCOUT CAMP AS A KID TOO

SO you met there

And as in met

He accidentally uh

Well yk those log things you gotta walk on??

He slipped and accidentally bumped into you

And you fell on the mud lmao

Bro was trying vv hard not to laugh actually

“Kleinman, apologize to (Name).”

“Sorry.”

hE AINT GOOD AT THIS FORGIVE HIM PLS

Ok so like youre still mad but

Throughout your time there he makes it up with

aCTS OF SERVice

sO some hcs here are from @/bemorecronch pls check them out vv good at writing jared and hilarious as hell

So one of their hcs is that if he likes u he randomly gives u food

oH diD I NOT MENTioN??

THIS GUY LIKES YOU TOO

So like one time you dropped your snack and like vv frustrated bcs you fell in mud and now your snack fell in mud

So he goes up to you and shoves his spare sandwich onto you

Youre like ???? but then he jsut raises and eyebrow

“Don’t you know how to eat or did that dirt change everything in you??”

You choose whether you smacked him or not

But like after that and everything, he sat with you and just ate with ya

Then the crushing started

SO YEARS PASS

WELCOME TO HIGHSCHOOL OR WHATEVER TOOK PLACE IN DEH

yOU MEET AGAIN

“Arent you that mud person from camp??” “Arent you that asshole who shoved me??”

Sassy conversations

Murphy siblings live for it tbh

They love you

And then heres the thiNG

SO ONE TIME AT THE CAFETERIA

You guys just sat together and ate bcs i mean thats what you did at camp too

You guys we’re vv close and be reminded you have a crush on him

So liKE your body started to heat up and ik for some skin colors it wont be visible youre blushiNG BUT SINCE YOURE SO CLOSE HE CAN FEEL THE HEAT

Hes concerned bro “are you okay??”

“Yes im fine- just-” tHEN HE PLACES HIS HAND ON YOUR FOREHEAD

TO CHECK YK

Totally not an excuse to touch you

coIUGHGHcouG HH

So like you just froze?? Bcs oH SHIT ohIUSHAHH????

Alana was there and you were like oh thank god

But alana

aLANA KNOWS

ALANA SEES IT

But dw she doesnt like say it out and tease you

Takes you away and stuff “Oh god! (Name) are you okay? Lets go to the nurse.”

She doesnt take you to the nurse lmao

“So, you like someone?”

React how you want she aint gonna fall for you denying it

anYWAYS SHE DOES KEEP IT A SECRET

But like its you who, well, makes it less of a secret lmao

Like youre very expressive abt it

Everyone knows

The school knows

And you guessed it!

JARED KNOWS

Bro is happy as hell you like him back but don't forget hes a little shit

Teases you tbh

Like if youre sitting down and reading or smth hes just like “oh whats that??” and gets vERY CLOSE

From acts of service to physical toUCH

If you like passed a test or something he just awkwardly goes up to you and pats your back

“Good job” “uh thanks”

Hes silently crying inside bcs of that

Ok but like one day lets say Alana encourages you to confess

So you do and like when you see Jared youre just

Oh shit oh fuck oh no nope nO

But like he sees you and he just goes to you like “whats up??”

Its just casual

Too casual

So you didnt wanna confess in like a crowded hall lol so you tell him to meet you at some place like uh idk you choose

So Jared

Aint dumb ok

An asshole but this shit is fucking smart

And first thing he thinks is ‘theyre gonna confess. Definitely.’

No doubts bcs he knows u like him lmao

So you meet

And bro got a huge smirk on his face

“Soo- what did you want to talk about?”

Hes just so calm?? And casual? That youre freaked out and suspicious bcs you expect him to spit out some mean things and stuff

“Uh- this is- wait uh” “go on.” “weLL- uH”

Then he laughs

You guys know what im talking about

“You sound like Evan” hes wHEEZing

“LOOK i LIKE you okay???”

“Everyone does” “No i mean- the- the like like”

Bro acts like he doesnt understand

So uh yeaH you kiss hiM

Look he knows u like him but hes still shocked bcs daMN

In the end, he just goes “oh i know you do. Everyone does.” with a smiLE

Smack him smACK hiM

#this is the longest ive ever written but im pROUD #jared kleinman headcanons #jared kleinman x reader #jared kleinman hcs #dear Evan hansen headcanons #deh x reader #deh headcanons #dear Evan hansen x reader #x reader #headcanons #fanfiction #hcs #fanfic

[fly-like-a-grayson]

Jared Kleinman headcannons (Panic Attack)

A/N: Under a read more because trigger warnings (I need to remember to write triggers/warnings on my writing) I’m not sure if these are good :/

TW: Panic attacks 

-You were stressed with school recently

- Final exams were coming up and you really needed to get high grades on all of them

- The night before, you were trying to do a last minute cram for history

- You realized that you barely were able to remember anything and then your doubts came to life

- You thought that you’d fail and then you imagined all the things that would come with that

- Your parent's disappointment, you doors of opportunity closing, teasing from people that somehow found out your grades, you letting yourself down

- Then the panic started

- At first, they were just sniffles, then it turned to whimpers, then simple crying, and finally sobbing

- You started to shake as your sobbing grew louder

- You were very thankful that your parents were visiting neighbors, so they couldn’t hear you at all

- You just assumed it was an extreme sob, but the more you were left alone with your thoughts the more your anxiety heightened

- Then you felt your hands tremble

- Your eyes felt sore from how tight you were clenching them shut

- Your breathing quickened at you could feel your chest ache

- You weren’t in control of your own actions

- You didn’t even feel like you were in your own body

- You didn’t even notice you had texted Jared asking him to come over

- You don’t remember him climbing in through your window

- You weren’t even able to yell at him for putting a hole in your window screen

- When Jared saw you, every happiness he felt was sucked out of him

- He immediately pestered you with questions

- “What’s wrong?”, “Did someone hurt you?”, “Do I need to hurt someone?”

- He didn’t even notice you were having a panic attack until he crouched next to you and saw your shaking hands

- He pulled you close to him

- He remembered you saying something about “grounding” when you have an attack

-  “Hey, Y/N. Tell me 5 things you see.”

- You continued to sob, not paying attention to him

- He took your face in his hands so you’d look at him

- “Come on, Y/N. Five things you see.”

- It took you a moment to get the list out of your mouth

- “You, my desk, my radio, my clock, and my pens.”

- “Good, 4 things you feel.”

- “Your hands, my fuzzy socks, the carpet, um…”

- “Come on, you’re doing great. One more thing.”

- “I’m, my sweater?”

- He held you close as he went down the rest of the list

- “Three things you hear?”

- “Your voice, the fan, the music from next door.”

- “Two things you smell?”

- “Your terrible cologne and the blueberry candle.”

- “That’s mean and the last one, one thing you can taste.”

- “Um, the pizza I had before for lunch.”

- He rubbed your back, “Now, repeat.”

- You had to repeat it about 3 times until you felt yourself calm down

- Your shaking hands stopped

- The grounding worked, but being around Jared helped also

- Jared rubbing your back helped your breathing go down to normal

- When you were finally calm, Jared wouldn’t let you even look at your study guide

- He pushed all that onto the floor and pulled you onto the bed with him

- He ignores your protests and places kisses all around your face

- You tried to push him off, but you actually enjoyed it

- He smiled and continued

- Jared nuzzled into your neck

- “I love you”

- “I love you too”

- He pulled you as close as he possibly could

- He wanted you to feel better and forget all about your anxiety

- You held onto him just as tightly as he held onto you

- Jared is your rock

- You felt safe with him

- He felt the same with you

#jared kleinman #jared kleinman imagine #jared kleinman x reader #jared kleinman headcanons #jared kleinman hcs #dear evan hansen #dear evan hansen imagine #dear evan hansen x reader #dear evan hansen headcanons #dear evan hansen hc #will roland #will roland imagine #will roland x reader

[reprisedpiece]

Jared Kleinman being comfortable about his figure (HCs)

Request: “Do you think you could do a Jared fic/HCs about him being very comfortable/confident about his figure? I feel like Jared find always have him being an insecure boy and I just wanna see him be happy and thrive. Thank you!”

Note: i got so tired writing ‘five years’ (long ass mike faist x reader fic) that i decided that im just gonna finish one of those headcanons request and here it is ! also, prepare yourself bc guess who’s posting ‘drop your pants’ (ben platt x artmajor!reader) part 2 in a few days ;---)

MASTERLIST

okay let’s do this

jared being confident about his figure is one of the cutest shit you’d ever witness

that boy would be SO proud of his muffin top

like one day, you’d be baking in your place and as you put the batter in the lil muffin wrappers, he’d casually just lift up his shirt

“babe you know it’s a good muffin when its shape looks like this”

he says as he points at his cute lil chub

and when he finds a muffin that represents his chub a lot, he’d be so excited

“Y/N LOOK IF YOU PUT A HEAD, ARMS, AND LEGS, ITS GONNA LOOK LIKE ME”

lots of drawings and doodles on said chub

he’d draw eyes on his tummy and make his belly button the mouth

he’d make it talk

especially when you’re feeling a bit down

“y/n talk to the tum tum”

“jared what are you doing”

“cmon talk to it”

“no leave me alone”

“please”

“for fucks sake kleinman what do u want”

“babe pls i literally spent minutes drawing the face, appreciate it. do you even know how hard it is drawing a face upside down?”

speaking of belly buttons, he’d probably volunteer to let you do body shots on him im jus saying

i just see it

((((obviously, doing that would lead to waaaay more stuff ;---) but that’s not why we’re here))))))

AND ONE OF THE CUTEST SHIT THAT I IMAGINE

ofc it was a common thing for you and jared to hang out on your/his bed

like u guys wont even be doing the nasty, you’ll just lay there and rest

jared would sometimes cuddle with you, shirtless

and you’d be happy as hell bc he’s so warm and cuddly

he’s hold you close to his chest or sometimes you’d lay your head on his stomach and he’d play with your hair

either way works for you two

but some days, he’d be on his phone A LOT

like he would be playing a game or watching videos

so when you want a lil attention from him, you’d blow raspberries on his tummy

he’d bite his lip to keep himself from smiling when you do so, trying to seem like he didn’t notice you

but you’d continue doing it and eventually he’d be in a fit of giggles

he’d then pull u up to his face and give u a kiss

“man i can never ignore you when you do that”

ALSO, ticklish jared?? he’d squirm a lot every time you poke his side

when ever he’s feeling a bit mad at you, you’d always poke/tickle him

and he’d laugh but quickly put on his angry face

“y/n, no.”

but you’d still do it anyways

you wouldn’t stop until he groans and smiles at you 

he’d just be so comfortable being around you with his chub out bc he knows you love him and everything about him

bonus stuff ! (for ppl who aren’t too confident with their bodies aka me)

he knows that just bc he’s confident about his figure doesnt mean you would be confident about yours

he wouldn’t expect you to be as comfortable as he is

him being open about his body might but less pressure on you so you’d also feel a bit comfortable around him

but he knows there are days where you just can’t

and he wouldn’t force you to be comfortable around him

he’d respect that sometimes you wouldn’t want to be touched/held around your middle

he also wouldn’t question too much whenever you wear something super baggy to hide urself

instead, jared would just whisper how much he loves your body

he’d tell you his favorite parts and such

he’d also talk about how he loves your chub, even when you don’t

“babe it just means i get to love more of you why wouldnt i want that”

he knows he cant change your mindset in a blink

but he can help you manage it

and slowly show you ways to appreciate your body

like whenever you’re feeling down about your figure, he’d suggest that two of you would go for a run and/or eat something healthy (even if he doesnt like it; he just wants you to feel good about yourself)

he’d be super snarky to people who makes mean comments about your figure

“bITCH i’LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT-”

“jared omg it’s okay let’s just leave-”

“NOT WITHOUT GIVING THIS ASSHOLE WHAT HE DESERVES”

he’s just

he wants you to appreciate ur body as much as he does, if not more

he’s willing to do anything, he’d be patient as hell

he wants you to hear good things bc you’ve had enough of the bad things coming from ur own head

that’s why he won’t be afraid to bite off the heads of ppl who have nothing nice to say

jared loves u too much to let you hold urself back !

#im not sure if this is considered as long or short this is the first time ive ever done hcs #jared kleinman #dear evan hansen #deh #will roland #jared kleinman imagine #jared kleinman x reader #jared kleinman fic #jared kleinman hcs #jared kleinman headcanons #dear evan hansen imagine #dear evan hansen fic #dear evan hansen x reader #dear evan hansen hcs #dear evan hansen headcanons #deh imagine #deh fic #deh x reader #deh hcs #deh headcanons #will roland imagine #will roland fic #will roland x reader #will roland hcs #will roland headcanons

[hxveidoneenough]

Jared x NotNerdy!Reader HC

ANOTHER REQUEST again I've never really done HC'S so like I apologize ahead of time -You and Jared had a creative writing class together this year - That was how you two really met and became friends, and more or less a couple without the official label on it - like sometimes he would hold your hand and you had kissed like a time or two but neither one of you really like brought it up ever - it was something that was moving p fast and like there was a lot you guys didn't know about each other - Well one day, you wear your dad's star wars shirt to school because you couldn't find any clean ones of yours and the shirt was pretty cool so why not??? - the whole day goes by pretty well until you get to creative writing and Jared sees your shirt and he is like - '!!!!!!!! U lIkE StArWaRs' - He starts going on and naming off characters you've never heard of and you just slowly shake your head - Jared is so confused now and he just like tilts his head like puppies do ( u know the German Shepherd ones with the EARS) - you start to explain that you've never really seen any of the movies and it was your dad's shirt - jared's jaw like basically hits the floor once you finally sit down beside of him - "What about star trek?" - you shake ur head - 'Game of thrones?' - 'nope' - ' Doctor who?' - 'who's the doctor?' - 'Harry potter?' - again u just shake your head and jared starts like spazzing -Hes like throwing his arms around and basically screaming about how dissapointed he is until your teacher yells at him to shut up - the rest of class is spent with him going on about all these things he thinks u should know - ' Have u ever even played a video game????' - when you shake your head no this boy loses it and literally groans so loudly - when the bell rings Jared grabs your hand and pulls you out of the school towards his car informing you that you were gonna 'fuckin' learn today son' -when you get to jared's house he like pulls you downstairs and you don't even get a moment to say hello to his mom before hes shoving you in his room and slamming the door. - ' you best be getting comfy!!!!! you're gonna be here all weekend!!!!! a bitch is gonna fucking learn!!!!!" - about like 6 hours later and you're both sitting on his bed with a bowl of popcorn - Jared let u borrow some clothes so you're wearing a pair of his sweatpants and a tshirt that you really dont wanna give back bc it smells just like him - he does that stupid yawn and put his arm over your shoulders thing but u just laugh and learn into him - u guys finish the first two star wars movie he had put in when he finally speaks - 'so what do u think u fake nerd' - 'it's ok' - ' JUST OKAY?!' He screams as he starts to go on this rant about his favorite characters - Jared likes JarJar Binks don't fight me on this - the two of you end up staying up all night watching the star wars movies until you fall asleep on his chest and he just looks down at you and smiles - to himself he just whispers 'maybe (y/n) being clueless was a good thing.' bc you're so hot and you're in his bed!!! wearing his clothing!!! - he just really likes u and he's glad he can show the person he likes all these things that he likes without being shot down -that's all I got for now im really bad at HC'S i promise I'll get better

#jared kleinman #jared kleinman x reader #kleinman #Jared kleinman hcs #Jared kleinman imagine #Jared kleinman drabble #dear evan hansen #deh #Evan hansen #Connor murphy #my writing #headcannon #deh headcanons

[readbyred]

Meeting Jared at summer camp

Fandom: Dear Evan Hansen

Pairing: Jared Kleinmanx Gn!Reader

Warnings: none

A/n: this is a part of a larger fic I'm working on so I’ll keep it vague

It's like this kid has made it his mission to ruin your summer

He’s crude, rude and always acts like he’s better than you

And on top of all that he seems to always be around to make a snarky remark when you are trying to enjoy life with your friends

But the thing that annoys you the most is his bragging

He always claims that back home, he's treated like a god

He has a lot of friends that are cooler than yours and insists on having a super hot vixen girlfriend that is, just by the way, hotter than you

You wonder why here at camp he doesn't even have a half of that

Not that you think about him often! Pff, he’s just some guy you hate

Anyways

As you start to get paired up more (in order to break the obvious tension between you two) you notice he’s sort of… Alright

He makes you laugh and doesn't always seem so inattentive like he did before

Worryingly enough you started to find him interesting

He still looks down on you but his act is slipping

You two still are not friends of course!

Just two campers who have to spend time together, nothing more

But it would be a lie to claim that inviting him into your friend group hasn't crossed your mind

You doubt he would accept though

As lonely as he seems he’s equally proud

So you do nothing and let the summer go by

Only a few days before departure you were proved wrong

After a failing out with your friends, your group scattered around, not wanting to sit together

You decided to sit alone

That's when you heard someone plop down on the log by your side

“God, (Y/n) you look pathetic”

It's none other than Jared Kleinman, of course

Whether you decide to ignore him or actually dignify him with a response, he can tell something is off and stays by your side

Finally you ask him, why he did that

“I just felt bad looking at you (L/n), you were sitting here all alone”

He tries to play it off as if he was doing you a favour

But he’s not looking at you when he says that

And his voice doesn't seem so convincing

It's pretty clear he needed company as much as you did

Or more

So you smile

Maybe Jared isn't so annoying after all

#i love him your honor #dear even hansen x reader #deh headcanons #deh hcs #deh x reader #jared kleinman #jared kleinman x reader

[c-e-c-r-o-p-i-a]

what are your kleinphy headcanons? (if u have any)

I DEF DO

- Connor secretly thinks Jared’s very very funny. he refuses to admit it

- these two are the enemies to lovers type. Jared flirts by picking on people he’s into, and Connor’s defensive, so he takes it as an insult at first until Connor accidentally laughs at one of the insults and they both end up laughing about it together

- “Kleinman” and “Murphy” when they’re flirting. u can rip this HC from my cold dead hands

- Jared’s parents adore Connor, and Connor’s parents are not fans of Jared

- TRY AND TELL ME their first kiss doesn’t happen when they’re fake-threatening each other and Jared notices how close they are and goes “are we about to kiss rn? Lol” and connor goes “you tell me”

- tall n skinny meets short n thicc??? HELLO????

#kleinphy #dear evan hansen #deh #connor murphy #jared kleinman #hc

[bi-wheeler]

Some random kleinsen/jared headcanons:

-Jared's favourite colour is green (like a forest green) and when they were younger kids teased him about it bc "who likes green lol thats the worst colour". And one day Evan heard and said that green was a nice colour bc it was the colour of trees and the kids teased them both at that point like "lmao Jared is that why you like green bc ur boyfriend likes trees? Gay" type of shit. So Jared started lying and saying red was his favourite colour. But one day ("present" time) Jared gives Evan one of his shirts cos he slept over and Evan asks him "why do you have so many red shirts (also a headcanon of mine that Jared wears a lot of red specifically maroon) and Jared says its his favourite colour and Evan is just like ???? What Jared no its not its green??? And Jared is touched that he remembers but obv covers it up with a sarcastic comment like idk I cant come up with one I'm not that smart. Yea.

-okay this one is not only mine cos I've piggybacked off of others hcs I've seen but Jared has a cat named spaghetti but he calls her spakitty (like spaghetti... Yknow if u didnt get the joke) and he loves this little gremlin of a cat. Also I hc that she's a black fluffy cat and he always complains about her fur getting everywhere but he also forgets to brush her like ??? So whenever Evan comes over he brushes her fur bc its soft and she purrs and its comforting. Spakitty almost loves Evan more than Jared... Almost. And Jared is absolutely livid about it like " I FEED you you little shitstain why do you love him more than me" and Evans like "she doesn't she just appreciates that I brush her Jared..." And Jared just huffs and puffs about it.

-okay okay also also they get outfits for Spaghetti like Jared always gets the stupid costumes and like the ones that have legs at the front so it looks like a person walking and like those stupid hats that make cats mad. And Evan buys her cute outfits like dresses and like super super cute ones except one time he got her a costume where she looked like a tree like the hat was big and "leaves". She hated it. Also Jared buys her a polo shirt like Evans and its adorable. One time evan fell asleep on Jared's couch while they were watching say yes to the dress and spaghetti (wearing matching polo shirts with evan) fell asleep on top of Evan and Jared took a picture of it. When they start dating Jared makes it his lock screen.

- okay going off the last one so Jared enjoys watching shitty TV like reality tv and competition shows. He likes to pretend he only watches it to make fun of the ppl but he secretly gets so into it. And he starts talking about it so often to Evan that Evan gets curious and mentions wanting to watch them. So Jared makes him binge watch some of them with him and Evan gets so into it too. He can't watch them all the time bc sometimes its too much drama for his anxiety but most of the time its kinda good for him like to get his mind off of his own problems by watching other peoples problems lol. Evan really likes 90 day fiance bc sometimes it ends happy and that makes him happy.

- they also watch say yes to the dress bc like the dresses are nice and its addicting to watch like when they put it on they can't stop for at least 2 hours. and they criticize all the ugly dresses. Jareds always like "ew omg why would they even pull that dress out of the crypt its so ugly" "omg do you see those ruffles they're hideous" and Evan tries to be like "uhh yea its kinda ugly but like look the bride likes it she looks happy!" And Jared's like "how unfortunate". And and and Jared loves to bitch about the family members that are annoying like the moms that are overbearing (cos his mom is overbearing... Jared honey you're projecting) like "omg why won't her mom shut up ITS NOT YOUR DAY" and with this Evan gets super into it too bc he totally agrees like the moms should be stopped.

-okay next one please... Jared mom is overbearing like he loves her but she literally will pester him about everything and when she wants to know something she will stop at nothing to figure it out. Thats why Jared straight up lies to her instead of telling half truths or being vague bc if he's vague she will not let up. Anyways she's nice just a bit too much. And she's always trying to set him up on dates with kids of her "friends". And I say "friends" bc sometimes she's like "Jared honey you remember that lady who works at the supermarket... You know the one who always cashes us out? Well her daughter is lovely and single she was telling me all about her she sounds wonderful why don't you go meet her? Huh why noooot if you don't put yourself our there Jared....." And he hates it he absolutely despises it. (Also yes this has been in a fic I think it was a fake dating kleinsen fic I read and I love the idea so much its now a part of my headcanons if anyone want to know which one I can find the link)

- Jareds parents are split up and his dad is a dick... But not always. Jared has some good memories with him but at the same time he also has a lot of animosity. His dad lives like an hour drive from him but he doesn't see him all that often. His dad has some... Bad views (*cough* kind of homophobic *cough*) but its not like "oh I hate gay people" its more like "I don't hate gay people but why do they have to be so obnoxious sometimes" or one time when he was young (like 12 and he already realized he liked guys) his dad was talking with some buddies and one of the buds said Smth abt his daughter being gay and jareds dad said "if Jared turned out to be gay I mean... I wouldn't disown him... But I wouldn't want him to be gay. I would rather him just be normal." And Jared fucking lost it in his mind like he struggled with that so hard cos he just wanted his dad to be proud of him and he felt like a disappointment. Which is why I hc that he struggled a lot with his sexuality growing up and took a while to come to terms with it. But when his dad and his mom split and he started disliking his dad, he started giving less of a shit abt what his dad thought and he was more open with it whatnot.

-also on the sexuality thing I hc musical Jared as bi. I just always have and it may be me projecting but IDC. So like this played into his childhood trauma of trying to be "normal" and not like boys. Bc he still liked girls so his thoughts were like "okay so I just have to love a girl thats it and then dad will still be proud of me" but yeaaaa nope that didn't work bc Evan exists.

-I also hc Jared's dad as being kind of mean abt Evan while they were growing up like he would never do it to Evans face but whenever Evan would leave their house Jared's dad would talk to Jared or his mom abt how "weird" Evan was. And he would say shit like "if his dad had stuck around he could've showed Evan how to man up" and dumb ass shit like that and one day Jared got mad at him and told him "Evan has anxiety he can't "man up" just leave him alone" and his dad got super embarrassed about it but was like "don't talk back to me blah blah blah"

-moving on from sad parental stuff onto nice parent stuff, Heidi actually loves Jared and how he gets to bring Evan "out of his shell" a little bit more. Jared occasionally sleeps over at Evans house and heidi always says yes bcs its nice for Evan to have company while she works late. And she loves to see Evan peaceful or happy so she got into the habit of taking pictures of them whenever they're together or videos. But like never to share anywhere and with their permission... like she sees them happy watching TV on the couch and she goes "say cheese!" And Jared usually puts up the finger guns and Evan does a peace sign.

- anyways anyways going off the last one, one time Jared and Evan are on the couch joking about some stuff and Evan starts laughing like... Really laughing. Something Heidi hasn't heard in years. And she starts recording them while Jared's on the floor clutching his stomach and evans face is red and she starts crying bc she's so happy that Evan can have moments of light and happiness like this. Oh and she's caught them sleeping on top of each other a few times on the couch and has most definitely taken pics of that. When they start dating Evan definitely makes one his home screen background.

@maybe-i-should-try-harder

#sorry for the very long post #also also i know ive seen on ur blog that you hc jared as gay so yea my bi hc counters that hope you dont mind! #and i hope u (and anyone else reading) enjoys these! #if you need me to tag anything pls let me knos #know* #kleinsen #jared kleinman #deh #evan hansen #nikki speaks

[nothingunrealistic]

from bwaySHO’s Jared Goldsmith: The SHO Must Go On...line!

bwaySHO: We are gonna talk about more than Dear Evan Hansen in just a moment, but I have one final question, which is: as an actor, what is your favorite song to be in or moment of the show?

GOLDSMITH: I do love Sincerely, Me, ‘cause I think it’s just a fun burst of energy. […] There’s this one scene in act two, in school, where Jared has some really funny lines, he references Fiddler on the Roof, and he says “miracle of miracles” and it’s really delightful and just funny, almost as if Jared and Evan were in Fiddler on the Roof together in middle school, which is very funny to me. And I like Good for You, it’s kind of Jared’s final moment, and you kind of see a little more of his vulnerable side, which is nice to show.

#new jared & evan friendship hc just dropped! #dear evan hansen #jared kleinman #evan hansen #shout out to milo for watching this first and bringing this information to my attention #jared goldsmith

[connor-murphy-trash]

Hey guys! I want to get back onto this blog a bit so I figured that tumblrs “#ShareYourPride” challenge would be fun! But instead of doing them daily (because let’s be real, I WILL forget) I figured I would do this as an ask list! So tell me what days question you would like me to answer and I will be more than happy to!!

Also if you would like me to use these to write head cannons for any of the fandoms I write for feel free to mention that in your ask!!

Here’s the list!!

#share your pride #shareyourpride #pride #pride month #pride asks #ask list #deh headcanons #connor murphy #dear evan hansen #evan hansen #deh #jared kleinman #newsies hc #newsies #racetrack #race #racetrack Higgins #crutchie #jack kelly #bmc headcanons #bmc #be more chill #liz is writing #liz speaks

[astrochemstry]

Halloween with: Jared Kleinman

HAHA JARED KLEINMAN!! Will be doing this for my favourite characters tho :)) also so i can tell people,, pLEASE REQUEST SOMETHING. I AM DYING.

“Happy Halloween fuckers!!”

He loves trick or treating

Once went as a bowling ball

Once went with his scout uniform

Evan: ???

Jared: Don't look at your Park Ranger like that, Hansen

He asked you to be someone from Heathers one time

“Be the Heather to my Veronica please”

He said please

hes being kind

If not he will set your alarm for 3:00am and play stacy’s mom

You have no choice.

You guys tried to play croquet but he played it as if he's bowling

You lost one croquet mallet bcs he managed throw it somewhere over the fence

You guys went as Beetlejuice and Lydia too

Both of you went into a haunted house

He acts like hes some buff guy who isnt scared lmao

He actually starts sweating the moment you guys got tickets

You guys got in and nothing happened

He was relieved for a moment

“Maybe its broken. Could’ve seen you freak out or something.”

Then some guy jumps in front of you and he screamed

Very loud btw

You guys don't go to another haunted house until hes over it lmao

Also he loves candy!!

Whenever theres houses that leave some baskets of candy outside

He tries to find gummy bears

Would actually fight a kid for one tbh

But you or the others stop him

You guys watch horror moviessss

He aint scared of IT after chapter 2 actually

Halloween bowling btw

No one competes with him on bowling stuff

Bcs he always wins

Dunno if im gonna add more actually probably will but thats it for now!! Feel free to add more!

#jared kleinman x reader #jared kleinman headcanons #jared kleinman hcs #fanfiction #fanfic #x reader #sorta #headcanon #deh headcanons #deh hcs #deh fanfic #deh x reader #dear evan hansen headcanons #dear evan hansen x reader #dear evan hansen hcs #PLEASE REQUEST

[fungalfunghoul]

Connor has definitely begged Jared to let him give him a stick n poke tattoo and Jared only agreed to it because Zoe called him a chicken

#deh #dear evan hansen #dear evan hansen hc #zoe murphy #connor murphy hc #connor murphy #evan hansen #jared kleinman

[justanotherhamilfan]

Dear Evan Hansen characters in online lessons hc

EVAN

-Teachers have to ask him to turn on the camera

-he won't turn on the microphone

-he just leaves the meeting when he panics

JARED

-he often forgets to mute the microphone, and when he laughs at memes everyone can hear it

-sets on Avatar funny images, for example some funny meme cat, pepe frog

-doesn't pay attention in class because he's busy browsing memes

ALANA

-She's ALWAYS first to the meeting

-always turn on camera

-she'll probably set his ID photo as his avatar, or leave her initials

CONNOR

-usually doesn't connect for lessons

- has the logo of his favorite rock band as his avatar

- never turns on the camera

(if I screwed up my English here, write, I'll correct it, it's 1am and I want to sleep)

ew shit, I forgot about Zoe

#headcanon #hc #dear evan hansen #deh #dear evan hansen headcanon #deh headcanons #connor murphy #connor #alana #alana beck #jared #jared kleinmeme #jared kleinman #kleinmeme #online school #online lessons #its sucks #microsoft teams #zoom classroom

[jaredkleinmeme]

what would ya honeymoon with jared or jeremy (you can choose!) be like?

let’s go with jared, i love that dude

You guys went to the city for your honeymoon actually, New York City to be exact

The original plan was Hawaii, but you guys decided last minute to change your plans

There’s nothing better than an over expensive NYC hotel that’s not that good

But you didn’t spend much time in your hotel room anyways

A lot of your time was spent in Times Square

It was cold when you went because you had your wedding in November

but it was worth it

You went to Gregory’s Coffee, which was really good

Jared was really excited when you guys went to M&M’s World because he loves candy

You guys saw Waitress and on the way back to the hotel you made him listen to the cast recording because you thought it was really good

He secretly really liked it

Jared almost started crying because it was really cold

So you guys had to stop at a McDonalds so you could warm up

And then he made you take him back to M&M’s World so he could buy more candy

#💛 emily’s post 💛 #dear evan hansen #jared kleinman #jared kleinman x reader #jaredkleinmeme hcs #idk where dear evan hansen is set #ive been trying to figure it out #so i hope that its not new york

[friendsforanotherday]

Anonymous said: wrol cousin angst you say? *eyes Emoji*

i’m only gonna talk about the main trio of Nato/Jer/Jare because they’re the ones i’ve been thinking about most and it gets very complicated when you add everyone else in but

consider the plot of bmc where Jeremy has Jared and Nato as his cousins, has had them in his life as long as he can remember, he used to live like a street or two away from Nato until he was four and his parents moved from Long Island to New Jersey, only about an hour away but the distance feels bigger when you’re small and you miss someone. (Jared has always lived further away but that’ll come up later)

Jeremy gets the squip and, just like with Michael, it makes him cut contact and avoid the cousins

Jare and Nato are Very Confused and Concerned about this, the last they heard from Jeremy was him signing up for the school play and then nothing?

also, remember that Jare and Evan canonically didn’t really talk/weren’t really friends during Junior year and, if we’re believing Evan when he says that Jared doesn’t have any other friends but him, then all Jare has junior year is Jeremy and Nato and Jeremy’s squip isn’t letting him talk to them right now

Jared and Michael are also pretty close friends because they both care about Jeremy and he trusts Michael to make sure Jer’s ok when him and Nato aren’t there

(maybe they confront Jeremy instead of Michael on Halloween and someone finally addresses that Jer is Not Ok after his encounter with Chloe and actually checks up on him)

They’re not sure what to do and Mr Heere’s also concerned about Jeremy but they were planning to come down to New Jersey to support Jeremy in the play anyway because they know he’s been excited about this, not just about potentially getting the chance to get close to Christine but also because he’s genuinely into theatre

They get to experience the fucking nightmare that was The Play, at least what they could see/hear from the audience, but Jared won’t forget the sound of Jeremy screaming anytime soon

Nato drives him and Jare to the hospital and ho boy is Jare Freaking Out

grilling Michael for the truth when they get because Jared Knows this wasn't just some normal drug and he's never see Jer do more than pot with Michael

him telling Jer to hurry up and wake up because doing the ribbits by himself doesn't feel right

jareds mom having to call the school to explain Why his missing a whole lot of classes bc he refuses to come back home until he Knows jeremy's fine

them trying their best to play it cool when jeremy does wake up to not overwhelm or upset him but jared is just there cryin

nato kinda freaked out bc he hasent seen jared crying that much since he was like 12

Jare crying himself out until he falls asleep in the chair holding Jer's hand

AND THEN

we get Nato crying in Mr Heere's arms bc holy shit! having to be the strong one for Jare while he's also scared out of his mind is hard!

like Jare's been freaking out since people started dropping to the floor screaming and he's Definitely not gonna be over hearing Jer screaming anytime soon and him being exhausted from crying is really the only reason he fell asleep because he Refused to for a good few hours incase anything happened to Jer

Nato trying to stay strong because he knows that him crying is just gonna make Jare cry more and make it harder to get him to calm down

him still trying to play it cool when Jare's asleep but Mr Heere just gives him a soft lil son and pulls him in for a hug and he's Gone

i'm very into these kids having adults they can depend on and feel safe with and Mr Heere got a lil lost for a bit but he's trying his best

doesn't matter how far into his twenties Nato is, he still needs that and Mr Heere cant exactly comfort Jeremy right now and doesnt like seeing his nephews in tears

now remember when I said Jare living like 6 hours away was gonna come into play?

It’s deh canon time, senior year, baby, and Jare’s having a fucking Horrible time

sure he got some quality bonding time with Evan in at the start but not being able to let Jer and Nato know what’s going on? after Jeremy’s bad year when they all promised to reach out to each other instead of suffering alone when things are going wrong?? Yeah

it all comes to a head after his and Ev’s gfy fight, like this boy is Not Doing Good, y’all

he’s canonically left home alone for a whole weekend with access to his parents liquor cabinet after he gets his heart broken by Evan, ok? i Worry for my boy!

luckily so do Jeremy and Nato

like they Know jared’s home alone but its fine hes been home alone before but then nato gets a weird call from jared and hes obviously Not Okay then nato calls jer, worried, and they decide to go to jared's because their baby cousin needs them

and like Jeremy tells his dad they're worried about Jared and want to make sure he's ok and Mr Heere has this flashback of Jare in hysterics over Jeremy at the hospital and not leaving until he Knows that Jeremy's ok and the idea of him being home alone when he's Obviously not doing well?

Mr Heere might be ready to fight his former in-laws

cue a tense as hell drive where Nato tries to fight his own worries while trying to stop Jeremy from hyperventilating in the backseat because he’s no use if he stops to think too long about what could happen to Jared before they get there

they pull up to Jare’s house and Nato and Jeremy are out of the car before it’s even stopped, there’s no time to think about their safety when Jare’s the one at risk

Jare’s pretty drunk when they find him and has already pretty much been crying since the fight

but he sees them and starts fucking Bawling bc they came to get him

they end up spending the weekend with him until his parents come home, they almost lost Jeremy last year, they’re NOT risking losing Jared

to quote Sun/ @folie-a-dois who contributed A Lot to these 2am hc’s and some of these are basically verbatim messages we’ve sent each other:

“its about the love and tenderness and the family bond between the wrol characters particularly the sad teenage misfits that deserved better, and the boys having someone to turn to bc them not really having anyone in canon hurts too much to think about.”

#the asshole speaks #wrol!cousin trio Rights!!! #the only consistent tag i have for Thoughts about these three #bmc #jeremy heere #mr heere #deh #jared kleinman #the black suits #nato obenkrieger #this is a fucking LONG boy so #long post tw #alcohol mention #anyway thanks to Sun Moss and Zoe for writing better hc's and enabling me with these three bc i love these boys so fucking much #are these all coherent? probably not but i have Feelings #also i thought about Jer and Nato's reactions to what happens to Jare in Kayla's Omissions and i feel Big Sad y'all