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jameone · 4 months

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#jame #jameone #oslo #kunst #style #photo #bimbo the dog #bimbothedog

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pxppetafterhours · 1 year

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Jackie buys one of these (below) and uses it as a full prosthetic.

Grinding on Jameson's ass randomly during the day while he's doing other things, the vibration making him slick in his pants as he make Jameon leak into his

Fucking Jameson down into the bed, faces pink and Jameson barely able to handle the pace. Jackie's so excited to get them off at the same time, fucking him like a dog in heat as JJ squirms and pants open mouthed. Each thrust presses the vibrations against his thick tcock and words are tumbling out of him. "Gonna cum in you baby, fuck, gonna get you all messy and full like a good puppy, you be good and milk my cock" Jackie curses over and over, cumming and squeezing the false cum thick and slick into his pet. Jameson shudders and silently cries out, face pulled out of the pillows by his hair as he cums, fluttering around Jackie's cock and collapsing. Jackie is turned on again by how fucking cute he is when he cums, and lazily keeps fucking the cum deeper into him, preparing him for round two.

#nsft #dapperhero #not sfw #t4t nsft

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jellyfishdoodler · 5 years

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Ladies and Gentlemen and all the beautiful people outside and between, it’s my honor to present to you the new barbershop troop of the Ego Universe:

The Septic Quintet!

I have fought with myself for like 2 weeks on this drawing but I’m SO happy with the results!! I hope you guys like it to! ^^

Bonus: Transparent polaroid version, playlist of songs that inspired me while working, and some headcanons/ drabbles under the cut! :D

Playlist of Barbershop/ songs that inspired me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gADlgxrnAdQ&list=PLQvnEz4p9_4d23rgrqkBGYxsW3nI1TvBj

*cracks knuckles* Here we go! (I talked about these headcanons a lot with the awesome @owletry and @pistachio-lan so I can’t take all the credit for all these. Thanks for putting up with my bullshit guys lmao)

Everyone’s parts (highest to lowest): Marvin as first tenor, Chase as second tenor (and lead of the group), Schneep as baritone, and Jackie as bass.

Schneep and Jackie are able to trade parts quite easily but they prefer where they are in the group.

While Jameson can’t *sing* with the group, he still is an important member! He not only acts as like a director for the boys, he also plays accompanying instruments like the ukulele, trumpet (yes Sean’s blue trumpet specifically), and sometimes kazoo if they’re singing more of a joke song for fun. He also whistles tunes when it’s called for!

And before every show/ performance they ask the audience if there’s any deaf folks in the crowd. If there is, Jameson perks up happily and sets aside his instruments and instead signs for those who need it.

Since it’s these dudes, I can’t imagine them being a totally serious barbershop quartet/ quintet- so their style is heavily influenced by comedy and the group “The Newfangled Four” (there’s a few of their songs on the playlist and they’re EXACTLY how I picture the egos are like on stage. Especially with Chase and Jackie beat-boxing like in TNF’s Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Schneep nudges them and they get back into their regular positions for at least a moment before moving to the next bit)

Schneep pretends to TRY and keep the others under control but in reality it’s just for the bit and he’s having a lot of fun being up there with them.

Jackie and Marvin have an on-going bit of where they go back and fourth about who’s the better singer of the group and often have mini sing-offs (they usually sing “Anything You Can Do” from Annie Go Get Your Gun and it’s a crowd favorite). Chase is egging them on and keeping the audience engaged while Schneep rolls his eyes and pretends to be all like, “MUST you two do this EVERY time?” It’s all in good fun tho.

Not only does JJ play instruments and act as a sort of director for the others, he also runs a lot of the VISUAL gags and hands out props to the others when it’s required. Also he put on big reactions to what they’re singing to try and have the audience do the same (like laughing, booing, cheering, and just over-all getting them involved while the boys sing).

The whole barbershop thing was Chase’s idea and it came out on a whim while the five of them were all drinking together one night. They were all messing around singing random songs and bar shanties together and Chase noticed, “Oh damn we actually sound good?? Dudes, let’s make a band.” And after a lot of research and a some more (sober) practice they all decided, “Oh hell yeah, this is gonna be cool.”

They started out just going out and singing in bars/ on the streets spontaneously (after JJ helps start with a pitch pipe). It always drew a crowd and turned heads and it was awesome! And eventually they started getting invited to events and parties to perform for.

Anti isn’t in the group for a few reasons. 1) He’s an asshole. 2) Can’t sing worth SHIT (sounds super auto-tuned lmao). 3) He thinks the whole idea is stupid and he fuckin’ hates their dorky-ass outfits. (Marvin: “I’m not a fan either, but at least I make it look good.”)

But since they got an extra outfit/ hat they use what would have been Anti’s hat as a tip jar. But being the ass that he is, Anti would claim the money was his. “It’s my hat, so it should be my cash.” (Chase: “... Bitch?”)

Chase and Henrik’s favorite song to sing (about Anti) while JJ plays the ukulele aggressively is “No More ... To Give” by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. It’s just.. so perfect. And animation worth... Hm.

Smol angst/ fluff time! :D Song

It gets hard sometimes, yaknow? Some nights Chase’s depression gets the best of him so he just mopes in the kitchen drinking in his sweatpants. The others find him and share some sad looks before Jameson gets an idea. He casually saunters over with his hands behind his back while whistling a tune that they all recognize with silent snickers and grins. Chase perks up at Jameon’s whistling and the other’s singing, starting the first song they ever learned as a group. Marvin taking the lead to start with Jackie and Schneep joining vocals soon after, “Whenever life gets you down, keeps you wearing a frown, and the gravy train has left you behind. And when you’re all out of hope, down at the end of your rope, and nobody’s there to throw you a line...”

They all pause and look to Chase with hopeful expressions and the father shakes his head with a grin and continues the song, “If you ever get so low that you don’t know which way to go, come on and take a walk in my shoes. Never worry about a thing, got the world on a string ‘cause I got the cure for all of my blues~”

“All of his blues~” They all sing in soft harmony for a moment, crowding around Chase in a sort of hug before taking a breath in unison and singing as a group, holding back their laughs to try and make it through the first part, “I take a look at my enormous penis~!”

“And my troubles start-a melting away~”

They found this song when first getting into barbershop and it never failed to make them all burst into laughter by the end of it. Singing it together always cheered them up almost instantly because of how ridiculous and silly it was. Yes it may have been a little immature, but c’mon! It’s a good song and they sound DAMN good singing it together. They never sang this one in public, of course- unless it was requested at a bar or something- so they keep it more to themselves as an inside joke and therapy song that always pulls out a giggle from them

And I think that’s everything! If you read through all that.. wowie. XD I’m sorry? I’ve just been really into this idea while working on it and I really wanna draw all of the ideas but I’m so lazy/ fleeting motivation idk if I’ll ever get around to it ^^;; But if you have any ideas/ headcanons for this dumb idea of mine, please share!! I’d love an excuse to gush more about these musical bois lmao

If you got to this point put a “:d” in the tags so I know how crazy you fuckin are lol

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beginagainbugle · 4 years

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Can we fire JJJ??

We would like to refer you to our last post.

We at the Daily Bugle understand that not everyone will agree with every article we write. That is why we encourage feedback from all our readers, and why we have often posted and replied to Letters To Our Editor. We encourage everyone to speak their mind and exercise their First Amendment Rights to the fullest.

That being said, there is a difference between constructive criticism, civil disagreement, and harassment. Notes such as this one fall distinctly into the latter category. Rather than wax poetic on the dangers of jeopardizing a man’s career and livelihood, we at the Daily Bugle would like to take this moment to speak a little bit about our Editor-In-Chief.

John Jonah Jameson II was raised by his mother Betty Jameson and his stepfather/uncle David Jameson. David was an officer of the United States Army and a decorated war hero, however at home his temper was volatile. He regularly abused his wife and step-son, and it was these actions that first opened JJJ’s eyes to the fact that “No one’s a hero every day of the week,” and “Even the real heroes can’t keep it up all the time.” Nevertheless, JJJ pursued noble interests and persevered, becoming a Boy Scout and joining the boxing and photography clubs in his local high school. He fought back against bullies, and one altercation involved three other men ganging up on him. JJJ managed to fight them back, and impressed the future Mrs. Joan Jameson. The two were wed shortly finishing school.

While still in high school, he began his journalistic career as a part-time reporter for the Daily Bugle. He attempted to continue his pursuits in college, but was unjustly rejected from his college newspaper because of a rivalry with the editor. However, with money obtained from personal assets and large inheritance, he was able to purchase the Daily Bugle many years later, rescuing this publication from a financial fallout. He revitalized the Bugle with his sense of direction and strong leadership, and despite what detractors may say, his top priority has always been an relentless, fearless pursuit of truth.

J. Jonah Jameson is outspoken. He is unafraid to speak his mind, as we all should be. For decades, Jameson has used his newspaper to crusade in support of civil rights for minority groups and against organized crime. His latter efforts have led to several attacks, including once nearly being killed on the orders of the infamous Kingpin of Crime. His brush with death, however, did not deter him from continuing to publish attacks and exposes of organized crime.

He was a devoted husband to Joan, and the two of them welcomed a son into the world, John Jonah Jameson III. John was one of the youngest applicants ever to be accepted into NASA’s astronaut program and he is a distinguished member to this day.

It is his love of family that led to Jameson’s outspoken criticism of superpowered individuals. His wife was killed in an altercation with a masked vigilante, the case remaining open and unsolved to this day. As for his son, John’s first mission into space was nearly derailed by a mechanical malfunction. A masked hero managed to reattach the Forward Guidance Package back to the craft, and John was miraculously able to regain control of the vessel. However, John’s accomplishment was all but forgotten in the face of the shiny new ‘superhero.’ This event led to Jameon’s first editorial denouncement of superheros. He was grateful that his son’s life had been saved, but appalled that the general public so easily forgets the real heroes in these stories. People like John, who do not wear masks and do not have superhuman abilities, but still risk their lives for the betterment of all mankind.

Since then, Jameson has increasingly spoken out against the glorification of superheroes. He tries to call attention back to our first responders, our police force, our EMTs and doctors, our astronauts and military service-members. The ones so easily forgotten because they cannot shoot lasers or fly into the sun. Glorifying the superhumans of the world leaves us susceptible to overlooking their flaws and mistakes, and Jameson is more than aware of the dangers of such literal hero-worship. He has pointed out time and time again that attacks on this city and around the world happen because of the presence of these superheroes. Would Loki have targeted our city, if not for the Avengers? Would Sokovia have fallen, if not for the hubris of Stark and Banner creating Ultron in the first place? Would Gotham be in the state is in now, if not for the multitude of villains with a personal vendetta against one masked man?

Jameson has never said that these questions would be easy, but they are of the utmost importance to ask and answer. He has published editorials calling into question the moral and ethical concerns of involving children in these superhuman fights. Yes, many of these young people have powers, but is it fair to ask them to take the entire world upon their shoulders? And is it fair, for the rest of us in this city, to constantly be caught in the battles between those who have powers that can devastate entire city blocks?

To be clear, Jameson has never once called for the extermination of superhuman people. He has even championed Mutant-rights, in accordance with his principles of civil rights. However, he has always maintained that practical measures must be taken. Should Charles Xavier be allowed to carte blanche to create his own superpowered army, in the guise of a school for runaway youngsters? Should the Avengers and the Justice League be allowed to proceed with zero oversight from the people they claim they’re sworn to protect? Jameson says no -- and so should you.

Regulation and oversight are not unreasonable measures to take. If superhumans are held to a higher standard of behavior, it is because the consequences of not doing so have proven to be disastrous. Jameson has experienced this personally, beginning with his stepfather, a man who should have upheld the highest of standards and instead sunk to the lowest of lows. The superheroes we have come to know today are a blessing and a curse, and while they do a great deal of good for our city and the world, they also cause an immense amount of property damage and personal heartbreak. While other publications are too fearful to speak out, and instead want to explain away every devastating mistake these heroes have ever made, Jameson and the Daily Bugle have made it a mission to hold these people accountable. Accountable for the lives lost, the businesses ruined, and the cities terrified of the next ‘Incident’ that could happen at any second.

If the superhumans of the world do not like to be held responsible for their deadly mistakes, then perhaps they should be the ones fired.

-- Written by an Intern who would like to remain anonymous at this time

#beginagainbugle #beginagaineditorial #topic: accords #char: j jonah jameson #Anonymous

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pandoraborn · 4 years

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I'd love to see some JJ and Schneep fluff, if you want to!

“Could you hand me the broom?” Henrik asks, frowning at the shattered plate on the floor. Jameson, with his head hanging, silently hands the broom over so Henrik can sweep it into the pile.

“It was an accident,” Jameson whispers. “I swear, I didn’t-”

“It is okay,” Henrik says with a wave. “It’s not like we cannot replace it.” He shoots Jameon a grin. “We all drop things from time to time. It is us.”

“I can buy you another,” Jameson offers. “I’ll try to come back with money. I-I don’t know-”

“Please,” Henrik interrupts. “No one is mad at you.” He turns to look over at the other three, who are standing at the entrance of the kitchen. None of them are paying attention, too wrapped up in their own conversation to even blink at the sound of a plate dropping to the floor. “Do you still think you have to win us over somehow?”

Jameson shrugs, looking down. “I guess. I just want to belong.”

“You already do,” Henrik says. “If anything, I’m the more outcast of both of us. I see all of them less than you see them. You also spend a great deal of time with Marvin, do you not?”

“I guess.” He presses his lips together, before licking them and managing a shaky smile. “I wish the rest of you could come with Marvin sometime. I’d love to show you around my city.”

“You know what?” Henrik rests the broom against the countertop. “Why don’t we arrange that with Marvin? Right now. None of us are busy.”

Jameson perks up. “Really? You’d do that for me?”

“Ah, of course. We’d just have to...” Henrik frowns. “...put the animals somewhere first.”

“I can help with that!” Jameson’s already bolting out of the kitchen, ignoring Jackie’s startled ‘Hey!’. “I’ll be right back!” Jameson calls over his shoulder. “You’ll love this, Hen, I promise!”

#writersofjack #septic egos #fluff #friendship #jameson jackson #doctor schneep #miishae writes #nonnie

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smallgayblanket · 5 years

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Are there any ships in the au? 👀 (Let's hope this ask doesn't dissappear...)

!! Ships

Okay well, I was totally thinking that Marv and Jackie got p dang close- so possibly Marverse.

But I’m also a sucker for Schneep and Jackie being close too?? soo they might have a nice platonic bod later on. (Blame Septic-dr-schneep for that bit, i already loved the pair but their platonic bond stuff just works so fucking good-)

Jameson and Shawn! They were indeed close because I am a huge stan for Oldtimers. (However, I do also have a weak spot for Damien/Jameson right? so I was wondering if the two groups ever collided that Jameon may end up with Dark? but it may not be..the best of relations..not like toxic but..not great.)

And i diiiid consider some Chase and Anti? Again if..Anti is soft. But I mean..some evil Anti warping lil ol Chase is always fun too yknow? Orrr perhaps I’d shove Schneep and Chase together, maybe, they’re a pretty good ship but idk.

Angus ofc is a lone wolf, unlikely to have much ship? although I do see him being a good like..uncle figure to Robbie.

If we skaddale over to the Mark gang, I already mentioned Bim and Yan probably being a messy thing.

Wilford..Perhaps with Dark? again, up in the air because I do adore Jameson in that mix, but hey maybe its a poly who knows. not me. not yet >

I am a biiiig supporter of Edward and Google. But.. I also fucking love Hosty and Edward.. so..I’m..torn there really bad.

King?? I’m not sure? One of the Jims and him??? could be cute??? Unless I wanna throw Bing in the mix, haven’t mentioned him >-> (But there these also Bing and Chase and oof that’s good too..)

I’m still up in the air about adding Eric tbh, seeing as his story would work so well that the bus explodes when the bombs drop and he survives it ?? (Also maybe later on finding his dad being a shitty gang leader, could be interesting.)

#Anonymous #Ego Apocalypse AU #ships #theres so many fucking ship options #i dont know where will fall best tbh #idk about adding bing or eric v unsure #I mean i also have blank and nes from the crankcrew #but again not sure #theres so many bo ys

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miishae-archived · 6 years

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EGO FANFICTION

Chase x Marvin angst.

Marvin needs a ride home, so he calls Chase. He never thought about the ramifications that would occur over such a dangerous request.

It was only when he was just getting out of his show when Marvin realized he didn’t have a ride home. His car had broken down earlier this week, and he’d kept forgetting to take it to a shop to get it looked at. Now was that moment when Marvin regretted procrastinating, because it was now one in the morning, and he had no way home.

Pulling out his phone, he scrolled through the list of numbers, trying to find someone to help him last minute. Schneep was out, as he had to work in the morning. Jackie had said he had a night patrol to take care of. Jameon was most likely sleeping, which left Chase.

Chase rarely slept anyway, and he had a reliable truck.

Dialing his number, Marvin held his breath as he waited for some sort of response. The cell rang once, twice, three times....and right before Marvin hung up to try someone else, Chase’s voice finally picked up.

“....h’llo?” The vlogger’s voice was a heavy slur. Marvin’s heart sank when he realized that Chase had been asleep.

“Chase? It’s Marvin. I need a ride home.” It was either that or hail a taxi, and Marvin was too tired himself to really bother with spending another possible hour trying to flag one down. “Can you come pick me up?”

“Wh’re are you?” Marvin could hear rustling on the other end, which told him Chase was forcing himself upright in an effort to wake up more.

“At the theater.” Marvin sighed heavily. “Sorry bro, I know you were--”

“It’s cool.” Chase’s voice cracked as he yawned loudly. “Be waitin’ outside. I’ll see you in twenty minutes.” The line went dead then.

Marvin paced back and forth, keeping his phone gripped tightly in the palm of his hand as he waited. He needed it on him in case someone called to tell him Chase wasn’t coming. His mind only grew worse with even more horrible thoughts, the anxiety building up over the next several minutes. Marvin was about to call Jackie when he saw the familiar brown truck pull up to the front of the theater.

Sighing in relief, Marvin hopped into the passenger seat, pulling his seatbelt on. He pulled his mask off now, letting it rest on top of his head as he pulled his hair loose from its ponytail. “Do you want me to drive?” He asked.

Chase shook his head. “You hate drivin’ my truck, remember?” The vlogger snorted, turning his gaze away from Marvin and focusing on the drive home. Marvin just relaxed in his seat, letting the blur from the streetlights and rumbling engine lull him into a dreamy daze. He stopped paying attention to what Chase was doing, too.

Marvin should have insisted. He should have grabbed the wheel to keep Chase from driving off, should have demanded to take over, even if he hated driving the truck so much. It would have been better for both of them. His stomach churned painfully when he was brought back to reality, staring in horror at the crumpled front of the truck bending around a tree.

They hadn’t crashed hard enough to do major damage, but hard enough that the truck was definitely not drivable anymore. Marvin felt like he was in a trance as he watched the smoke billow into the cab, burning his nostrils and eyes. The smoke was also erupting from the engine, flowing upward rapidly as if trying to escape something worse from inside. The magician half expected the entire truck to burst into flames right then and there.

It was the sound of retching that snapped him out of his trance. Head whipping to the right, he realized Chase had stumbled from his seat and onto the ground below, and was currently spewing his own horror at what had just transpired.

“Chase!” Marvin quickly unbuckled his seatbelt and flung himself across the seat, sliding out the other side and crouching down by Chase. “Hey, hey, it’s okay,” he tried to reassure him. “We’re okay.” He awkwardly patted Chase’s back while fishing his phone out of his pocket.

Chase didn’t have a response to him. He was definitely not handling this accident well. He didn’t get up off the ground even as Marvin called for an ambulance, then Henrik. Through each phone call, Marvin murmured to him, reassuring him that it wasn’t his fault at all, and that Chase was okay.

Marvin knew it was his fault, after all. Even with the distant sound of sirens fast approaching, he wished he could just disappear.

#septic dr schneep #sorry if tagging you isn't okay #i just really am excited about writing again #miishae writes #chase brody #marvin the magnificent #angst #septic egos #septic ego fanfiction #sleep deprivation #car accident #there will be a part 2 #maybe

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whiteswankol · 3 years

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Moday Motivation

“Don’t look at Monday morning just as the day that you must go back to work, be thankful that you have a job to go to, so you can provide for yourself & just be thankful that God chose to wake you up” – Jameon Ferguson

#mondaymorning #mondaymotivation #MondayMood #whiteswan

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jameone · 1 month

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Spraydog by JameOne

#jameone #jame #graffiti #art #oslograff #kunst

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blairemclaren · 3 years

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Jameon Davis Death – Killed In Long Beach Accident

Jameon Davis Death – Obituary | Accident : Dead-Death has learned the passing of 26 year-old Jameon Davis who has died in a motor vehicle accident that occurred in Long Beach. - click to read more

Jameon Davis Death – Obituary | Accident : Dead-Death has learned the passing of 26 year-old Jameon Davis who has died in a motor vehicle accident that occurred in Long Beach. Authorities identified the victim following the fatal accident. The friends and relations of the deceased have so far, taken to different social media timeline to post tributes and condolences the Davis’s family. Jameon…

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longbeachpost · 3 years

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Authorities on Tuesday identified a man killed in a collision near Signal Hill as 26-year-old Jameon Davis, who is known under his rapping alias as Ketchy the Great, a member of the Los Angeles underground rap group, Stinc Team.

According to Long Beach police, Davis was standing in the roadway shortly after 5 a.m. Monday when he was first struck by a 28-year-old man driving a 2004 Nissan 350z traveling northbound on Long Beach Boulevard. The impact threw Davis into the southbound lanes, where he was struck a second time by a 28-year-old woman driving a 2018 Nissan Sentra, police said.

Paramedics pronounced Davis dead at the scene.

Further details about the crash, including why Davis was standing in the road, were not released. Police earlier said they did not believe drugs or alcohol, nor distracted driving, were factors in the crash.

In addition to his collaborations with the Stinc Team, Davis was a prolific solo artist. His breakout 2017 track “If I Go Broke,” was met with acclaim, and in 2018 he was also featured on 03 Greedo’s 2018 album, “The Wolf of Grape Street.”

Davis had been out of jail for five months before his death, after serving nearly three years in prison following his arrest in 2018 for spray painting graffiti in a rap video for a song called “The Right Decision.”

Because Stinc Team has been identified as a gang by the former Los Angeles County District Attorney, Ketchy was charged with vandalism with a gang enhancement and witness intimidation with gang enhancement, which contributed to the rapper’s long sentencing, according to the music publication Pitchfork.

While still serving his prison sentence, Davis released his solo mixtape “Free Sauce.” Less than one week ago, Ketchy and Stinc Team leader Drakeo the Ruler released a music video for their song, “For Real.”

RIP Ketchy the Great. One of the brightest LA talents of the last five years: a ball of 1000 watt voltage with a razor blade growl, who never failed to steal a track — whose promise was first undercut by the DA plot to persecute the Stinc Team, & now this. An unspeakable loss. pic.twitter.com/DTBuKVBhBk

— Otto Von Biz Markie (@Passionweiss) February 15, 2021

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