#j watches riverdale

[archiephd]

i just know they had to abandon the jarchie longcon for regchie finale with the steel chair because Cole sprouse walked out of the room mid pitch. i know it in my heart. and i forgive him. for charles melton

#j watches riverdale #not seen the new ep but i'm not even mad. regchie in love they litrally professed it #peace and love on planet earth

[biblicalhorror]

[UNIRONICALLY] Riverdale good

#i watch this show sober i experience eldritch horrors as i stare into the void #i watch this show stoned and this shit is citizen kane #j watches riverdale

[archieism]

ok.

#tabitha's like does this mean you're ready to come out....................... of the bunker? #OKAY #j watches riverdale

[dashiellqvverty]

ppl will make wildly inaccurate claims on the internet with so much authority and then be like i heard this in a sarah z video and i’m like. oh no wonder you’re getting it wrong then.

#britta lundin was already writing on riverdale when ship it was published!!!!! #the spn convention incident did not give us any riverdale moments she didn’t get the job bc of the book #it was a book by a riverdale writer not the other way around #i used to watch sarah z’s stuff sometimes even when i didn’t like it but honestly i can’t even do that anymore #i forget if i watched her spn finale vid and it was bad or i just couldn’t bring myself to do it #but as far as i remember she did NOT watch the show or have enough context #and SO MANY ppl use her video as their main point of reference and it s like. you have the facts wrong!!! #anyway j have no idea if it’s that or another video where she talks about britta lundin but #r.txt

[imreallyloveleee]

sorry but nothing about "let's spend our final moments together watching titanic" suggests to me that these people have had sex with each other even once

#i say this as someone who basically liveblogged her SO's first time watching it on ig stories #these couples are straight up awful lmao #anti j*bitha #riverdale spoilers #yes i will continue to insist that they never slept together bc there are no receipts #and also it's funny

[thelittlestspider]

thinking about trying to watch buffy again...

#kimi watches #i think if i treat it like riverdale #where i just try to focus on the silliness instead of being a hater #maybe i'll get through it #bc i love buffy as a character. i just loathe j*ss wh*don

[godheadjones]

i love rewatching season 5 but GOD every time i see jughead with that stupid fucking moustache and shit i call him an ugly ass rat fucker. i cannot stop it he just IS

#layla watching riverdale #i cannot take him seriously i want him to die when he looks like that 🥰 /j

[dykejugheadjones]

does YOUR phone autocorrect ‘j’ to ‘jarchie’? if not watch the real lives of RIVERDALE

#riverdale #jarchie #its a disease..

[vaultedthewall]

Chronicles of Amber Fancast

Prefacing this with what I actually want from a Chronicles of Amber series is that tweet about not actually wanting an all star cast but ten unknowns and a scriptwriter that is deeply unwell. But if I'm gonna pick and choose big name actors here is who I would like based mostly on vibes, attractiveness (to me), and the likelihood it would really upset certain subreddits. AKA everything important in life. Mainly just the children of Oberon in the first five books bc it's already long enough as is.

Corwin - Oscar Isaac

Charismatic enough to make me forget how much I fucking hate Corwin, also he can sing. Thanks to Moon Knight we know he can totally rock "Protag who is just as confused as the audience as to what is going on" which is v important for Nine Princes In Amber.

Benedict - Idris Elba

Tall, 100% Done With This Family's shit, can carry the vibes of someone who only doesn't have the throne because he doesn't want it and everyone agrees if that was different he'd just have it.

Eric - Taika Waititi

Can balance both absolute piece of trash bag of dicks while still being charismatic which is really what's important about Eric.

Deirdre - Kali Reis

You want a battle maiden you'll get a battle maiden. If anything the main problem here is there's no way on god's green earth you could convince me she'd need Corwin and/or Random to come to her rescue for anything, but hey adaptations are for changing things.

Fiona - Sophie Turner

For all the redheads I thought it'd be important to pick people who normally play affable everymen/heroes/people you're used to seeing as goodguys, even if the nature of adapting a book series that's older than most of the people you'd cast in it means the 'big twist' of who the traitors are is something everyone sees coming. So someone well practiced at ingenues would be perfect for the actual baddest bitch in charge.

Bleys - K. J. Apa

We're gonna give him a better dye job than Riverdale though okay I promise.

Brand - Jack Quaid

Absolutely 'just this guy you know' vibes. Easy to overlook. Would YOU believe he was the big bad? Come on.

Llewella - Halle Bailey

Yes I'm making a Little Mermaid joke, try and stop me. But also given how shafted she was in the books I think it's important to use someone who can do a lot with having few speaking lines (though hopefully again that would be fixed in an adaptation)

Caine - Vico Ortiz

Literally I just want to watch them doing all the scenery chewing bullshit you know Caine has to get up to while they are manipulating and spycrafting their way through shit. Can fully believe they'd pull a finding a copy of themself to kill and leave so people don't know they're still around behind the scenes. Especially in their Blackbeard fit, come on.

Julian - Conrad Ricamora

Did I just cast my absolute most favorite Mister Darcy as my number one blorbo Julian? Call the fucking cops on me idgaf. His resting bitch face and sarcasm are second to none. Also watch Fire Island (2022) on Hulu.

Gérard - Jason Momoa

Along with being the biggest canon kinda implies he's also the hottest of all of Oberon's sons so absolute massive dreamboat Jason Momoa it is. Also for the lolz of him and Vico being the navy people.

Florimel - Jamie Clayton

Did you ever see a woman so beautiful you started crying?

Random - Bex Taylor-Klaus

They can absolutely go through the journey of youngest sibling in the jester position/fuckup because who cares > most responsible one after all.

BONUS

Bill Roth - Wil Wheaton

Look I adore his narration of the last five Amber books!!! I want him somewhere so the reliable chillax lawyer from earth who somehow just rolls with becoming the family lawyer for what amounts to gods of reality. I know I said I actually want a bunch of unknowns for the actual series but I will cry at whoever I must to make this happen. Please.

#chronicles of amber #fancast #roger zelazny

[archiephd]

when your serial killer dad is easier to threaten than. your blonde mom

#j watches riverdale #also been there

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

Lexy's Christmas Sleepover!! (Attempt #3)

Hello, everyone!!!! It's that time of year again!!! Now, I know that in the past two years, I haven't been very reliable at getting out my Christmas requests, and I greatly apologize for this. But in previous years, I've also tried to make myself write a bunch of full length one-shots which for me usually means 3k+ words, SO, this year, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I can't guarantee a full length one-shot on every single request, BUT I will at least write a drabble for any requests sent to me this year!! I can guarantee this for sure!!!

NOW, Since I'm a multi-shipper, I will write for mannyyyyy different ships in each of my fandoms and it would take awhile to list every single one of them, SO, instead, I'm going to list each of my current fandoms that I'm comfortable writing for and then you can send me either a ship or a character you'd like a reader insert fic for. Poly ships, platonic ships, and platonic/family groups are perfectly okay as well!!! If you happen to send me a ship or character that I'm not comfortable writing for, for any reason, then I'll let you know, but I doubt that will happen, tbh. So, without further ado, here are the fandoms and prompts!!

[Some of the dialogue prompts I'm using came from this list]

When requesting, please tell me: Fandom + Group/Ship/Character + Reader Gender (If Needed) + At least 1 Prompt (I will accept multiple!). You may request as many as you'd like!!

Duration:

11/28/23 - 12/31/23

KNY/Demon Slayer

Fandoms:

Seven Deadly Sins

Four Knights Of The Apocalypse

Miraculous Ladybug

Riverdale

Bungo Stray Dogs

Marvel

The Vampire Diaries

The Originals

Legacies

Legend of Zelda (Mainly BOTW + TOTK)

Stranger Things

Supernatural

Scenarios:

MHA/BNHA

1.) Decorating The Tree

2.) Dancing In The Snow

3.) Present Shopping

4.) Gift Giving

5.) Wrapping Gifts

6.) Making A Gingerbread House

7.) Gingerbread House Competition

8.) Snowball Fight

9.) Sledding

10.) Mistletoe

11.) Christmas Baking

12.) Christmas Market

13.) Making Snowmen

14.) Christmas Party

15.) Watching Christmas Movies

16.) Dancing To Christmas Music

17.) Going Ice Skating

18.) Christmas Dinner

19.) Making Christmas Dinner

20.) Fake Dating For Christmas Ball

21.) Secret Santa

22.) Both Reaching For The Last Cookie

23.) Making Christmas Decorations

24.) Christmas Carolling

25.) Decorating The House/Apartment

26.) School Winter Dance

27.) Christmas Office Party

28.) Stranded On Christmas Eve

29.) Christmas Drinks

30.) Christmas Photo Shoot

31.) Christmas Tree Farm

32.) Cookies For Santa

33.) Christmas Dress Up

34.) Fireplace Snuggles

35.) Accidental Christmas/Eve Confession

36.) Winter Walk

Dialogue:

A.) “Stop trying to get me to walk under the mistletoe.”

B.) "That should be our Christmas card this year.”

C.) “Why’d you turn the music off?”

D.) “I know we said no presents this year but…”

E.) “I hate Christmas shopping.” - “I love Christmas shopping!”

F.) “Do you want to put the star on the top of the tree?”

G.) “What do you think? Like the tree?”

H.) “Open your stocking!”

I.) “It’s snowing!”

J.) “What are you doing?” - “Making a snow angel.”

K.) “Do people even use nutcrackers?”

L.) “Do you still believe in Santa?”

M.) “You’d make a cute elf.”

N.) “Look! Reindeers!”

O.) “Is that supposed to be a snowman?”

P.) “Do you have any carrots?”

Q.) “This is the best gift you could’ve given me.”

R.) “You have snow on your eyelashes, looks cute.”

S.) “Come here by the fire.”

T.) “Please don’t make me wear this, I look ridiculous.”

U.) “You’ve really made my Christmas this year.”

V.) “I thought you were going home for Christmas.” - “Well, I couldn’t leave you all alone.”

W.) “I’m never letting you convince me to go carolling again.”

X.) “Here, you can have one of my gloves.”

Y.) “What are you wearing?”

Z.) “Did you get us matching pyjamas?”

AA.) “You look so beautiful in the snow.”

BB.) “It’s bold of you to assume I haven’t eaten my entire advent calendar.”

CC.) “Christmas hot chocolate is not normal hot chocolate. Where are the marshmallows?”

DD.) “Smell this candle, it’s amazing.”

EE.) “Aren’t you going to write your letter to Santa?”

FF.) “I’ll let you sit on my knee.”

GG.) “You’re my Christmas angel.” - “Wow that was…intense.” - “Just take the compliment.”

HH.) “But I wanted to be Santa this year!”

II.) “Did you make me a tinsel crown?”

JJ.) “I can’t get the star on, would you give me a hand?”

KK.) “Looks like you’ve had a few drinks!” - “You haven’t had enough if you’re noticing. Come on, bar’s over there.”

LL.) “Will you make me a hot chocolate?” - “Name all the reindeer and I will.”

MM.) "I've never understood the tradition of opening presents on Christmas Eve. Why would anyone do that?"

NN.) "I've hid all of your presents where you'll never find them." - "They're under your/our bed, aren't they?"

OO.) "Someone ate Santa's cookies last night and it wasn't me."

PP.) "It's Christmas Time!" - "Oh god."

QQ.) "In the name of Christmas Spirit, I demand you come with me."

RR.) "You know what that means?" - "Christmas?" - "Christmas."

#purple_strxnger #riverdale #4kota #loz #loz botw #loz totk #sds #7ds #nnt #4koa #kny #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #stranger things #marvel #mcu #the vampire diaries #tvd #tvdverse #the originals #tvdu #legacies #cw legacies #mlb #miraculous #miraculous ladybug #bsd #bungou stray dogs #christmas sleepover #writing sleepover

[archieism]

and giggling and twirling my hair and kicking my feet

#when the riverdale does the jughead paradox an angel gets its wings #j watches riverdale

[jugheadjones]

as someone that watched it all, it's a bit confusing but i believe Tabitha said in the first ep that she needed to "untangle all the various timelines that got jumbled" by the comet but when she came back said that she was unable to and instead "wove them into a single timeline" and fortified it. not sure what that would mean for other universes like RiverVale but my understanding was that there was only one timeline in RiverDale now, not multiple ones with multiple endgames like she said in S6

rivervale should be woven into riverdale I assume.. except its this stuuupid 1960s version of their world. she saved them sure, but broke the timeline and took us back pre civil rights act like thanks girl! /j. archibald almost died in the war and for what?? to return to this america?? pfft

#you're not in the united states anymore you're in riverdale 😈 #answered

[how-the-feathers-have-fallen]

re: the larry stylinson story. edited slightly for readability

idk what was going on in my head as I wrote this

WHAT. in the NAME. did i just read.

them living in (i’m assuming) Riverdale. In some shop. Neigh, a bakery!? the daily ritual of The Sweet. just stunning. this world truly feels lived in /j

no but really Archie is just. so y/n coded.

omg. horrible thought bestie. Troy Bolton coded Archie “heads in the game but his hearts in the song” Andrews becomes the 5th member of 1D replacing Zayn after he leaves. sorry.

anyway. Harry Styles sweet shop owner just. does not compute in my brain. i need to know your thought process behind their career choices intimately.

Patrica’s ice hordeing has me on the edge of my seat ngl. what is she up to. OH MY GOD I JUST REMEMBERED. ITS CRACK. sorry jingle jangle.

this reminds me, actually that i recently watched a video essay on larry stylingson or whatever and i finally understood some of that alien speech people be spouting at me. are you proud of me?!!! i did not expect that many destiel parallels tho.

in conclusion i need MORE of this. pls

also it’s been so nice to hear from you again lex i missed you!!

#lexi 🖤 #lexi’s writing

[hydesjackiespuddinpop]

11, 16, 25

11. Link your three favorite fics right now

Of mine: jealousy, jealousy, riverdale dupes, flowers (a drabble but still)

Of others': star wars and cherry gloss, "I Am Standing on the Edge of Returning or Just Running Away." (cowriting this with @randomwriter23), and Something (by @einsteinsugly) (E/D getting the wedding they deserve is so 🥹)

16. How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Share one of them? 20+ probably idk

One of those ideas is a Jay/Leia Princess Bride au. I watched that film in class a few months age and I thought storyline would fit them.

25. What fic do you wish you got more of a response on?

Quite a few but definitely my J/H and G/N stuff. I even started writing a car wash fic with both pairings, which I really need to update at some point lol.

#answered #emma 🥝 #writing tag #lovely moots 💕

[rosandguilarehead1968]

it is 1:43am and im feeling miserable and also miserable BECAUSE im miserable hashtag its complicated should j watch riverdale or turn on a light and read

#wizardspeak #like im not going to sleep soon that's just not fucking happening. lol.