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I think it's really nice you thought you could create an unfuckable and untwinkifiable monster, and I always think people should dream big, but I think it might be time to put this one away.

I am endlessly fascinated by this version of me that exists in the head of some fans, of this naive yet stern-faced Writer(tm) desperately trying to make them take my work seriously; frantically trying to stop them being horny for my creations. Like, mate, cmon. Ive been doing this for a long time now, and I made my peace with the monsterfuckers years ago. Am I trying to make an unfuckable monster? No. Cause I'm not an idiot.

I just make my messed-up grotesqueries for my little horror stories and assume someone out there probably wants to fuck them and that's fine. Me trying to stop them would be just be a waste of everybody's time, so I just wish them godspeed and go add some more pus to Mr Bonzo's stitches.

It does make me laugh that none of you know what a twink is, though.

#reblogging this vers so i can be lazy and save jonny's tags to boot #jonny sims #he's right about the twinks and should say it #tma #tmp #the magnus protocol #the magnus archives

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YES COLE PLEASE HE NEEDS YOU.

(Cole is a character from Dragon Age Inquisition, the very best boi)

#baldur’s gate 3 #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #cole the spirit #astarion #not my art #oh

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after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

#superbat #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #pfftnot my art #dc comics

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

#dungeon meshi #poll

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You forgot Sailor Moon

#poll

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#eclipse 2024 #i'm not crying you're crying

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I miss when library books used to have little paper pockets inside with a list of all the people who borrowed it and when... I hate that this is now exclusive knowledge of librarians. I do care that a miss Mariana borrowed this book in 1985 and then Dario in 1997. They're my brothers and sisters

#libraries

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Okay, it's not Loki again (forgive me), but just what a gorgeous man. This world needs more big beefy men.

#hsr #honkai star rail #hsr gallagher #not my art

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

#poll

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I love it when people ask shit like “Which world would you rather live in? Star Trek or Star Wars?” When like, Star Trek takes place in a world where mankind has erradicated diseases and war and explore space to make contact with new civilizations, and in Star Wars everything is old and dusty and every 20 years a new angry white man murders half the galaxy.

#star wars #star trek #yeah

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we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like

#i mean the reason more games don't have poly options is because of the level of coding required to go into them!

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Miss Audrey

Cute pet pics pls?

#cutie #cat #kitty #black cat #audrey the cat #she turns 16 this year

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I'm so sorry for your struggles OP just adding in that Bilie Eilish has also come out as queer since the post was made with a hilarious "I didn't realize people didn't know." And "I like boys and girls leave me alone" since this post was made so there's another for Actual Queer Artist (who do not include Taylor Swift)

all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.

#music #queer community #lgbt+

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#0 #i tried weed a couple times after it became legal and it turns out i'm basically immune to it??? #i needed a massive amount to get 'a little tired' #i was tired before i started that time #and half a unisom would have made me more sleepy than that #so sticking with alcohol #wish weed did anything it seems fun #poll

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Read Dark Heir! Or alternatively, Will’s Maxed Out Lying Stats v. The World 

#dark heir #dark rise #will kempen #cs pacat

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#trophies #pfft

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how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink

1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry

2. wrong

#weeps #it's true