I know when I post personal things, it's usually bad or Halloween costumes. But I actually have some good news for a change.
We payed off our mortgage today. i was going to say something about what a goofy old person thing this is to be excited about but fuck that. This is a huge relief. When the payment went through at the bank I literally threw up my arms and went YES! I've been smiling like and idiot all day.
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How's the GF?
Perfect in every way capable
I may be biased but I just like her so much you guys 😍
J is good! She started a new job with a nonprofit helping low income folks get free WiFi and she makes Sexy Grown Business voice during her zoom meetings which I appreciate. She has also been my best friend, biggest fan and ultimate ‘hey let me test drive this porn idea on you’ supporter. We both go through depressive periods and we both go through overwhelming emotions but over time it feels like we’re just getting better and better at communicating and navigating our way through that as a team. Some days it feels like she knows what I need even before I do, and most days she makes me feel more ‘me’ than I do. Couldn’t pick a better peach if the whole tree fell on me.
We’re very domestic now because we’ve been living together for over a year but we still do date nights, game nights, puzzle dates and lots of things together with the dogs, so it always feels fresh and new to me. Honestly though, the nights we spend snuggling and watching tv are always the most satisfying. Recently we tore through the White Lotus (Jennifer Coolidge 🙌) and are working through the third season of His Dark Materials because we’re both massive Pullman fans, but we’ve also detoured into some stupid fun shit like Bee and Puppycat, Koala Man, and recent reinvestment into rewatching American Dad and Arrested Development (say that back to me but faster). J also plays a lot of city-building and civ-style games so we watch those YouTubers and she’s made me get invested in a SIMs play through recently so that’s how you know it’s love.
Anyway I highly recommend her, 11/10 stars, seven thumbs up.
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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Okay. Okay. I get that we all love Crowley calling Aziraphale 'angel' (bcz WHO FUCKING DOESN'T?? I MEAN, "Blasphemy? That's not not like you, angel." KILLS ME EVERY TIME) and obviously everyone wants Azi to have some cute little pet name for him (**ahem** 'dear' **ahem**) BUT JUST HEAR ME OUT.
BUT WHAT IF. The cute little pet name is literally just?? His name?? Like, I can't be the only one noticing how many times Aziraphale starts his sentences with 'Crowley,' even in the middle of a conversation with no one else around he could be talking to??
ANDANDAND he's the only angel who calls Crowley by his name as opposed to 'demon' (Yes, I'm talking about the fucking metratron rn) or 'the demon Crowley', 'the enemy', etc.
BUT THE THING IS, Crowley never TOLD Aziraphale his name the first time they met- we don't even know what his name WAS back when he was an angel- we know he's changed it before, and the original 'Crawley' doesn't seem particularly suited to an Angel ("well, you were a snake") so we don't even fucking KNOW the name heaven called him back when he was the starmaker.
Even hell barely call him Crowley, with the first scene of Ligur (literally one of the demons Crowley interacts with the MOST after Beezlebub and probably Hastur) featuring him asking "what's he calling himself these days?" (probably just another representation of how little hell actually cares about him, but moving on)
OVERALL, the only person (angel? being? idfk) to CONSTANTLY refer to him by name- whilst talking TO him, not ABOUT him- is Aziraphale. Personally, I think that constitutes a 'cute little pet name' 😇😇
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my stats final paper is due tomorrow and I sort of know what to do but I think I'm missing so many steps, someone please remind me that it's better to hand in something wrong and maaaaaayyyybe pass than to get scared and hand in nothing at all :(
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my only rationale for mr bonzo is jonny sitting mournfully at his laptop like ‘surely… surely they won’t want to fuck mr blobby’
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