#its not even

[bellathepoet]

all a man needs is a little smirk and some blood on his face and im his

#sometimes babygirl is a 48 year old man #matt murdock #matthew murdock #yall know the ones #i like the violent ones #its not even #i can fix him #i dont want him fixed hes perfect #i just want him to fuck me like what #tagging every slutty man i can think of #joel miller #the salvatores #damon salvatore #stefan salvatore #all the tvd boys tbh #except matt #because duh #peter parker #moon knight #bucky barnes

[katsigian]

Tumblr start showing me posts from people I follow challenge failed

The amount of posts I've been missing is ridiculous. I'm on here everyday against my better judgement and some mutuals posts I can only see if I visit their page, why the hell is that. And don't even get me started on how my facking notifications aren't showing up. I've missed so many mentions and reblogs/tags because they just don't show up in my notifs unless I manually check my posts or filter notifs.

Plus it feels like less people are seeing my own posts so I guess I'm not alone in this dumb boat. I assume my posts just don't show up on people's dashes either judging by how hardly any mutuals see some of them. This webbed site becomes less and less usable everyday hate hate hate

#its not even #teehee hellsite amirite #anymore its just obnoxious and aggravating #the whole point of following someone is to see their posts and facking tumblr can't even do that right #katsi.txt

[weirdlizard26]

FIRST DAY OF CLASS IM ALREADY SO STRESSED,, HOW TF AM I SUPPOSED TO BOTH WORK AND STUDYDSKNJFGDGD WHY DID I TAKE THAT JOB OFFER FUCK!!!!!!

#wl26 #guy who is so overwhelmed #i need to get this assignment done for tomorrow and im just sitting here kgdjfnd #and now my boss sent me a link to a google sheets and i still havent figured out my schedule and i need THAT done by monday #hell on earth #ITS NOT EVEN #LIKE #WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD IT DOESNT SOUND LIKE MUCH ATALL #BUT YALL KNOW I TAKE ONE MILLION YEARS TO DO ANYTHING HOW AM I GONNA SURVIVE THISGKDJNFGDFGD #GUY WHO IS SO STRESSED #IM ALSO UPSET BC. MY EYES STARTED HURTING AGAIN #AND IM JUST SO. ARGHGRHGHRGHRHGRH #COME ON MAN YOU GOT BETTER. I WAS DOING SO WELL WITH MY NEW EYEDROPS. AND NOW ITS ALL BACK TO SHIT #FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #wl negative #I GUESS. DIDNT REALLY PLAN FOR THIS TO BE A VENT POST BUT HERE WE ARE

[absentmoon]

thinking about how he canonically gives me a key to his suite

#its not even #LIKE #WHY. ☹️☹️ #yyou could have just told me to knock WHYYY. WHY THIS. GGRGFGRFF #daisy.txt #🎰.benny

[fuzzy-little-wormi-guy]

i hate fireworks i hate fireworks i hate fireworks i hate fireworksihatefireworks I HATE FIREWORKS FJKGBJDGBKNGFBJKLGF

#worms wonderings #personal #4th of july #fireworks #antifireworks #i HATE THEM #I HATE #FIREWORKS #ive been shaking so bad every single fucking night since they started and theyre STILL #GOING #ON #ITS NOT EVEN #THE FUCKING 4TH ANYMORE #PEOPLE ARE JUST STILL DOING THEM #i already have too many things going on

[angelicgarnet]

the way people online talk about autism is getting really weird, like do they know that neurotypicals still have interests? that someone being passionate about a hobby doesn't mean they're autistic? you guys know that right

#woof #like self diagnosis is one thing #but saying someone is autistic because they talk about a specific hobby a lot is weird (and waters down the actual definition of autism) #and its no different than saying someone has ocd bc they organize their books alpabetically #or saying someone has ADHD because they got distracted by something #and people who aren't even autistic are honestly getting way too comfortable with autism jokes

[reblogforsamplesize]

🐛 caterpillar - the returning champion of the 2023 race at 41.6% of the votes

🐌 snail - runner up of the 2023 race at 38.3%, only 3.3% behind the caterpillar.

🪱 worm - placed last in 2023, with only 20.1% of votes

🪲 beetle, 🐞 ladybug, and 🐝 bee are new competitors!

#alright you guys asked for it here it is #if this blows up ill have to reckon with the note spam #my polls #bug race 2024 #it even gets its own special tag #and i turned on blazing! #emoji based polls #feelgood polls

[calamitys-child]

Adhd will have you too burnt out to eat or shower but give you the hubris to decide you can homebrew an entire d&d system on the back of a receipt

#it has to be dnd for the joke to work as well even though its like my least favourite rpg system of ones ive played

[cemeterything]

i have so much respect for quick-witted people who can just improvise a joke on the spot. when i tell a joke i have to do background research and rehearse it like i'm defending a thesis.

#🐉 #and then its not even that funny

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

#like yeah i WISHED i could do that sort of stuff #but i felt so completely isolated from everyone else at my school bc ppl were so nasty to me #its fine cos im doing all the stuff i missed out on now that im in university #but some ppl dont even get that chance #maybe its not that serious but. idk. just dont be a dick #but also ppl who didnt do that stuff acting like theyre better than ppl who did is fucking annoying and also a dick move. btw #📼

[qiinamii]

we'll do fine.

#fionna and cake spoilers #what hits me a little is how similar fionna and simon's stories are in the case of finding nuance in their lives #when both have gone through their separate but still valid pain no matter the extent it had been #and its that they met each other they get to see how it compares and they're no less worth of the peace and fun they dreamed of #even in the form of simplicity and just being normal #“i wouldn't have met THE fionna and cake” “we wouldn't have met THE simon petrikov” #it hits me harder that after the dandelion scene would've been their last time seeing each other physically #and how assuring simon sounded when fionna didn't know what to do with the literal world in her hands #tho im sure prismo isnt that much of a rule jerk lol i still drew out the revelation anyway with this tiniest addition #also the fact fionna's world is influenced by simon's thought processes and conditions so now things are a little better for both of them #fionna the human #fionna campbell #simon petrikov #qiiarts #the lil flashback of #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time

[tetriminas]

dating Miles Edgeworth headcanons (Miles Edgeworth x fem reader)

He leaves you for a man

#tetri.txt #ace attorney #miles edgeworth #miles edgeworth x reader #sorry. no im not actually. make more x readers for men or even just gender neutral #im actually genuinely baffled at thw amount of fem reader miles stuff when 90% of the fandom sees him as gay. its nuts #1k #10k #20k

[liquidstar]

Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.

#this post is edited because you're all annoying. maybe I'll turn it back someday #it sucks that people can't even be normal about a funny family story once the fact that we're greek comes into the fold #suddenly its all about blorbofied mythology shit and idiots saying ''GREECE IS REAL???? 🤯🤯🤯🤯'' yeah percy j*ckson didnt make it up #maybe it would be less annoying if they weren't all saying it like I'd think it's funny that they don't know we exist instead of like #disturbing on a personal level. like what the fuck #man if you can't acknowledge we exist in real life just name your oc Icarus something else idgaf #so yeah explode. Skase. Voulos'to. Valto mesa sto katamalakismeno mouni tis mana's sou. Psophise. etc.

[noknowshame]

why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it) #The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

[sufferblr]

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps

#peepaws get no peace even after a terminal diagnosis #its the average hospice activity #breaking bad #brba #saw #saw x #sawposting #my posts

[mountainshroom]

They deserve to have a quiet moment for themselves (and Zuko is seriously questioning his taste in men)

#this was my klance 🙏🙏 #i actually enjoyed drawing this a lot #i never have fun with colouring so even tho its not the best the important thing is it was fun to do #look at zukka making me have fun with art!! #zukka #atla #avatar the last airbender #sokka #zuko #art #my art #fanart #digital art