#it's so funny tho cuz I went and listened to it again and STILL was like 'oh that's re-recorded'

[essektheylyss]

It's been a full year since the Mighty Nein show announcement and I am honestly still laughing that we all inexplicably identified that the lines were re-recorded for the announcement in particular in .02 seconds flat. This is still my takeaway a year later.

#can y'all believe it's been a whole goddamn year. what the fuck. #it's so funny tho cuz I went and listened to it again and STILL was like 'oh that's re-recorded' #even though there's BARELY a discernible difference. like frankly not even a describable one in most cases #it is somewhat clear with essek cuz the actual line does not end on 'ocean of the unknown' but also like #there's a notable gap in the original that's like... no it cOULD'VE been the same line but it's nOT #tbf when you compare them it's also sound quality. like c2 sound quality is VERY MUCH FINE but it's not 'recorded in a booth' good #but also if you're not directly comparing the lines (which like. we were not doing right off the bat) it is... definitely minute inflection #anyway I'm laughing #m9 animated #critical role

[crushedsweets]

ninakate or any wlw nina ship w/ good luck babe by chappell roan,,,,

oh god. ok youre so right that this works with any wlw nina ship, but im gonna go through the lyrics and describe some toxic ass ninakate scenario that comes to mind LMFAOOOO SORRY I LIKE TOXIC YURI

ok so in an AU of my AU where ninakate happens, it all starts after nina is stabbed by jeff. they make her heal in the proxy cabin cuz theyre worried jeff will break into ninas apartment and finish the job(he has no interest in doing that tho). tim/brian/toby/jack are busy with zalgoid issues, SO kate sorta...keeps watch on nina while she heals. cuz of that, nina starts latching onto kate. between kate cleaning the stab wound, bringing her water, wrapping her up in gauze, nina crying into kates arms unprompted, asking kate to sleep in the same bed with her cuz she cant sleep, nina asking kate quiet questions for hours while the radio hums and rain pours outside... they share an awkward, "meaningless" kiss. nina blamed it on emotions running high. kate didnt know what to blame

(this section is HEAVILY inspired by still a friend by the back seat lovers, the entire song is very my-au ninakate)

SOOOOO i wanna go from THAT SONG into good luck babe by chappell roan...

"you can say that we are nothing" after the kiss, nina would probably be like 'we should go to sleep' and the next morning laugh about it and tease kate and be like "thats so funny, i never kissed a girl like that before. was that your first kiss? oh my god kate are you serious?! we should probably keep that between us, huh? its okay, it wont happen again!" and kates just nodding along while her brain is going 100mph. but kates perceptive as hell and she'd easily see all the little changes that happen afterwards. nina's gaze falling, her hands lingering, little comments she makes. and it'd make kate feel kinda stupid. "guess im the fool, with her arms out like an angel through the car sunroof" toby ends up 'inheriting' an old rusty red pickup truck from tim. i doubt it would have a sun roof, but i could see toby and nat up front, while nina and kate are in the back (like, the BACK bed of the truck). nina would be giggling, tilting her head back and her hair is flying like crazy and her arms are out and kate cannoooot get that damn kiss out of her head, especially when nina looks like that.

im thinking maybe it happens again. the group was hanging out, but nat and toby went off somewhere else, leaving nina and kate together. and kate offers to walk nina home, but ninas like 'what if i spend the night instead?' and kates immediately like Oh jesus christ okay. and they talk . and chat. and banter. and nina would bring up that stupid kiss and say something about 'i wouldnt mind doing that again. i mean, as friends.' and kates head is spinning.

and despite all of this, nina is still in a bad headspace. before, during, and after her relationship with jeff, she has HORRIBLY low self esteem and a need for attention/validation, and she will seek it out anywhere. she'd blame it on a million and one things "oh its just for fun, oh i was just drunk, oh its not that serious, he was cute, i got his number!". especially when trying to heal her bruised ego after the whole jeff thing (alongside a few huge arguments with toby calling her out on her BS). and kate listens, and even though she's really blunt and straightforward, she doesnt feel mean. not like toby or nat or jack. so even when kates like "that doesnt make sense" "that seems stupid though" "why would you do that" ninas just laughing and being like "it just felt right in the moment! im having fun, kate!". she thinks kate just doesnt get it, on account of never being in a relationship, but kate knows whats going on. she knows why nina is the way that she is, but all she has to say is . GOODLUCK LMFAO. shes not here to control or convince or plead with anybody, and def not nina. and i think that would kinda irk nina a little. she'd kiss kate, then a couple nights later talk about a guy she met at a bar, and kate just side eyes her and is like 'have fun' and nina wishes there was more

ok whether their kisses turn into anything else, i think theyd both continually agree to keep it a secret from everyone else. it would just be a huge mess that neither of them want to address, especially kate dealing with toby. but i think once kate starts getting a little affection and whatnot that she's never received (she's been in the chaser mode for over half her life, mind you), it would feel incredibly suffocating but also incredibly freeing. like she feels like something new has opened up to her, something that she got locked out of years ago. and nina has the key, unfortunately

ok this is where the song and story falls apart a little cuz ninas not getting married to anyone. i guess this could be a hypothetical where she goes back to jeff for a moment in time, but.. ehh.... dunno how i feel about that. and i dont think the 'i told you so' fits kate cuz she just kinda lets nina do whatever. asks questions and is like ??? and maybe has a bit of an attitude when saying 'good luck with that', but she never tells her what to do

i know "the feeling" is more about being into girls and how you cant hide from it, but i dont think the whole lesbianism thing would be their issue. in a ninakate interpretation of the song, i think 'the feeling' is either ninas issues with romance and self worth, kates ache to be with someone despite thinking she has no right to it, ninas guilt for leading kate on, and of course their literal romantic feelings...

anyway. anyway. um. cries. i just i really. i really im just. im fond of lesbians alright.

#asks #ninakate #creeped #sort of. its an au of creeped where ninakate is a thing. LMFAOOOO #ill leave the tags at that cuz im really embarrassed by this

[cocogum]

how long have you been watching wakfu

Hey moth ✨✨

I’ve actually been watching Wakfu since 2012.

The first time I heard about it was when I used to have Netflix and even then, that was back when the streaming platform didn’t have Season 2 yet lol

What drew me into watching it was mainly cuz of the cover. This one specifically 👇

It used to only show Yugo opening a portal and because of the style, it made me wonder what the story could be about (at the time I used to think Yugo looked pretty cute so that was also another reason lol).

I remember how my first instinct was switch the language to English when I first watched it. THAT WAS THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE. The reason why I switched it for english tho was because netflix was primarily English so I thought that the French language of Wakfu wasn’t the main one (and I thought it sucked without even taking a second to listen to it 💀 ) Thankfully, as soon as I heard Alibert and Ruel talking, I IMMEDIATELY went back to the settings cuz I knew I fucked up. I ain’t listening to this trash again lol

So I switched it to French and i realized it was a thousand times BETTER than the English version. That’s when I realized Wakfu was french.

I loved the places and the people. It was something I’ve never seen before. The French dubbing was so smooth and funny I loved it so much. The “fillers”, which let’s be honest weren’t actual fillers, were also so fun to see with the whole gang.

Even at the time, I used to believe there would eventually be something between Amalia and Yugo lol cuz ain’t no way you guys constantly hug like this for the dumbest reasons.

When Season 1 ended, I really hoped they weren’t gonna do us like that because I really wanted a season season. At the time I didn’t think ankama already did Season 2 (since 2011 💀) cuz I thought Netflix was always on time so it took me some time to wait for it but a year passed by and it finally got here!! I was so happy that day you had no idea. I had to wait for a whole year before it dropped so my ass was pretty much traumatized after seeing Dally die for the first time I legit thought that he was gonna come back cuz of Nox’s machine but nope 💀 I remember being so sad when I first saw that ending. I really didn’t want it to end, I got too attached to these guys (Amalia was still my favorite back then cuz she was too relatable)

So i watched Season 2 in 2013 AND I LOVED IT. Again, they couldn’t disappoint me. It just got better from that day on.

That’s when I slowly started to dig deeper into Wakfu because there were so many references to things that Yugo and the others were saying that I didn’t even understand. I then learned that Wakfu was based on an MMORPG with the same name,Wakfu, and that there was a prequel to it, Dofus. I also saw how they even had a side story called “Mini Wakfu” which were just shorts from Season 1. I watched that mini series on youtube back then.

Because of Season 2, I was now sure that there will be more to it because so much has been said and yet so little has been explored. So I waited, bought myself some time by watching other shows.

That’s when the ovas happened.

And oh my god I was not ready for it.

The ovas released in 2016 on Netflix but had already been a thing since 2014. Blame Netflix.

And again, there were so much more references that made me feel so confused like who Otomaï was, Ogrest (who was only a giant mention in Season 1 to me), Maskemane, Echo, Sipho, Harebourg, etc.

I was confused but so intrigued because it made me learn that the Krosmoz was A LOT BIGGER than what I thought it would be. And that’s what I like. I love how a story has multiple timelines, has complex strange plot holes in certain places that makes you want to become a theorizer, has so many diverse characters and relationships. Things like those are why I fell in love with the legend of Zelda and fnaf franchises.

That’s how I learned about the mangas, comics, different games (Dofus, Wakfu, Krosmaga, Dofus touch, minor Dofus games on the App Store, etc.) as well as cancelled games (Islands of Wakfu, Wakfu: Les Gardiens, etc). I even started learning more about the Dofus era by going through Dofus shows like “Dofus : Kerub’s Bazaar”.

Right after the ovas, I watched Goultard’s special episode, Ogrest’s special episode, and Nox’s special episode. Then, I saw the Dofus movie featuring Joris and his mom before watching the show. After, I read the wakfu manga that was supposed to situate itself between Season 2 and the ovas. At the time, there were only four volumes so I binge read them all on a google drive that someone was kind enough to share publicly (that google drive doesn’t exist anymore). All of this happened in 2016 btw.

After that, I waited for more news of Wakfu but my dumbass got sidetracked because of binge watching other shows while waiting. I was joining multiplie fandoms while unconsciously waiting for more of Ankama. And that’s how I missed Season 3 that came out in 2017 💀💀 I’m so dumb my god all I had to do was wait another year but noooo youtube had to show me the new season trailer in 2018 instead!

I went back to Netflix, freaking the hell out, binge watched the whole season, got emotional, loved Oropo for kissing Amalia cuz I knew there’d be drama, absolutely adored the whole percedal family being a family, trying not to laugh at Adamaï’s look for the first time, expecting Ruel to get hard over money, and LOVED the drama between Yugo and Amalia. I WAS A FAN OF THEIR SHIP SINCE SEASON 1 FOR CRYING OUT LOUD which is why I was so happy that we finally got to see so much more of their problems being addressed.

After that, I knew I needed more so I went back to reading comics. I bought the actual volumes 1 to 4 of the wakfu manga (because I wanted to have a physical copy of them even though I already read the story) and then waited for the fifth one. As soon as volume 5 released in 2019 (July 4), I TOOK IT FROM AMAZON’S HANDS CUZ VOLUME 4 WAS KILLING ME WITH IT’S ENDING- (I’ve been waiting since 2016, I wasn’t gonna wait any longer).

In 2020, I joined the best wakfu amino on the amino app, and then mainly went looking for Ankama related things like their anime Radiant (I started reading the manga first and ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT FOR ITS ORIGINALITY. But I still can’t believe that it got released back in 2013 tho…) and then watched the anime that came out for it (the opening song was good but I hate how the anime changed some things to the story. The manga is better but the anime gets its fair share of popularity so I guess that’s good).

In 2021-2022 I think that’s where I heard about the kickstarter for Wakfu Season 4 and I was mind blown when I saw the trailer for it.

In 2023, I bought Ogrest’s volumes 1 to 4 because I’ve been waiting to read and know more about Ogrest and what was the deal with the Sadida dolls since I heard about those from some people. My god the manga was so good!! I’m still waiting for that volume 5 but I’m extremely certain that it will come very soon now since Mig, the illustrator for the Ogrest manga, has been giving small sneak peeks here and there lately. It was also in the same year that I learned about the One More Gate game and watched Oropo’s special episode.

Then came 2024. And that’s where I went ape shit. Now you know everything ✨

The latest thing I bought from Ankama shop in 2024 now was the standard version of the Amalia figurine, the vinyl disc pack containing Krosmoz osts, and the Wakfu S3 artbook (tho the artbook was actually not something that you can find in the Ankama shop. I had to dig deep on Amazon and find a seller willing to give it away).

So yeah my history with Wakfu is a pretty messy one and has always been all over the place mainly because I was so slow back then to realize when the releases were happening and how the lore was actually constructed lol

Like it took me so much time to understand that Wakfu was only one piece of a bigger puzzle set and being unaware of so many things back then is still something I tend to regret. I understand that it was because I was still a snotty kid back then who didn’t know much about the internet but I can’t help myself to think how easy it was to keep up the pace 💀

At least I won’t have to think I’m late anymore because I’ve got a better idea of how it all works now.

Wakfu has been playing a huge part in my life because it’s always been at the back of my mind no matter what fandom I was in at the time. Sure, it was at the back burner but I never had the intention of forgetting about it. It holds way too many memories of the simpler times and has a lot of great ideas I think I’ve never seen other shows have.

#i literally gave a full timeline of this lol #wakfu #ankama #krosmoz #wakfu yugo #wakfu amalia #wakfu eva #wakfu evangelyne #wakfu ruel #wakfu ruel stroud #wakfu dally #wakfu percedal #wakfu adamaï #wakfu adamai #wakfu season 1 #wakfu s1 #wakfu asks #wakfu ask #wakfu season 2 #wakfu s2 #wakfu season 3 #wakfu s3 #wakfu season 4 #wakfu s4 #wakfu amalia sheran sharm #amalia sheran sharm #yugo

[goremet-chef]

just found someone who makes monster hunter lego builds do NOT speak to me im. this. GRGRGRG

anyways heres some gifs i have of monsters cuz im in love with this series forever and always (super long ramble SFJKS ive been writing this for hours)

odogaron + ebony odo is like.... you dont understand. thats me i kin so many monsters from MH its insane like.. thats literally me nothing reflects me better LOOK AT THEM. rathalos, odogaron, nargacuga like any red scary thing i resonate with deep in my soul its insane

this one is one of my headmates favorites. shrieking legi really came thru when he was having a bad time and i love this for him. ITS JUST LIKE... so many of the monsters resonate with us on such personal levels, that its hard to even explain. i am selfish, and i do view monster hunter as my game (got that autism special) like these are my creatures they were made for me

REAL TALK THO, these two were genuinely actually made for me look at this shit

unknown (black flying wyvern) and valstrax my beloveds. fucking god tier

the fact that i already resonate with the rathalos so hard, and it turns out theres a black and red edgier cool version of it/????like are you insane when i discovered this thing i was. SO UNWELL IN MY CHANNEL ON DISCORD i literally rambled about it for AN HOUR STRAIGHT. then when i found out about valstrax i rambled about that one for an hour too SKFJS like wow they are so cool. autism is real

also have this one, xeno'jiiva is so. MHW was my first MH game (say what you will) and god damn. im gonna be real idk if id be so into it if it wasnt for MHW, cuz like.... the main appeal of the entire game series to me is the monsters themselves. like im. when i first started i was TOO SCARED TO FIGHT THE GREAT JAGRAS (yknow. the first large monster you fight 😭😭 like the 3rd quest. insane) because ive never been into fighting games and having something large PURSUE ME didnt sound pleasant

crazy that i went from being too scared to play it again to LITERALLY playing for 72 hours almost STRAIGHT with minimal pee and sleep breaks, and giving myself carpal fucking tunnel cuz i was just. obsessed. AUTISM IS REAL

went from couldnt stand 10 minutes of it to 400 hours in game SKFJSD

and i would do it again bitch!!!

so what im SAYING. alright. is that im not a fighter in games (well NOW i am, but before i super wasnt) but what drew me in was how i could just.. watch. how i could see all the big scary monsters sleep and eat and walk around and fight eachother. how i could get their tracks, listen to their sounds, ETC. like it was so. IT WAS THRILLING and ive never been more in love

like for context my first special interest is fnaf and i wouldnt be anything like myself if i never got into fnaf like life changing shit. but i gotta say, i mean. ive played the fnaf games and i love the story and EVERYTHING this is not a diss on my first home!!!! but i played MHW to the point of exhaustion, to where i needed to have an arm brace and even then despite the HORRIBLE PAIN in my wrist, i still kept playing

i played so much i literally managed to rub the s and w letters of my siblings keyboard KSJFSF like it was for real. i miss that, like a lot. i dont play as much anymore because i mean. i have it on my laptop. my laptop is a gaming laptop and it can run!! but its better for my

yknow i dont think i have an actual reason and im literally about to cry thinking about it SKFSFJ the good computer with the good graphics and running is my siblings and id need permission, yknow how it is. PLUS im a bit stuck? i need an urugaan ruby for my barioth mission lmao but ill get there

monster hunter world is so beautiful. the environments are fucking stunning, the visual upgrade for the monsters was INSANE and just watching them be animals? it brings me so much joy KSJSJSJ

one of my favorites is the rotten vale, which is funny cuz i remember the first time i ever went there i was so. PARANOID. i use sound with pretty much everything i play since my eyes might not track everything thats happening, so hearing the ambience for the vale freaked me out so much, i stayedat the camp for SO LONG and good thing too cuz the radobaan makes its way down that path and i was shook SKFJSF

also the big fucking dalamadur skeleton in the vale is so. UGHHHH

i love horror and rot and decay!!! its frightening its unsettling but even still the vale is such a necessary part of the ecosystem!!! like wow monsters come there to DIE? are youINSANE

(dalamadur is like one of the biggest monsters for reference. the whole upper part of the vale is made of its skeleton cuz its a big snake its so UGHHH)

also the???? STOMACH ACID POOL?

they were cooking bro,,,,, such a gorgeous and unsettling environment goddd

like GOD i cant think of anything better, the story for MHW is so good man. the tracker said "its an ecological marvel" and i took that personally (i repeat that so much about random shit its not even funny how long ive been doing that for)

or how like... any of the docile monsters (tobi kadachi, banbaro, kulu ya ku, ETC) i genuinely if i go on expedition, and i see theres a docile monster in one of the locales, ill go there and just follow them around the ENTIRE TIME SFKSFS

heres SEVERAL pics of me with banbaros at different times KSJFS

that isnt even all of them with JUST banbaro 💀💀💀 its my favorite activity

and sometimes i get hit with the banbaro / nightshade paolumu / coral pukei combo!!!! thats a triple docile whammy!!!!! thriving

also heres a cute viper tobi shot :] love viper tobi

also also i cant believe i never said anything yet but VAAL HAZAK??? my actual liege look at this mf

MY LORD!!! vaal is so fucking cool man. and the KICKER??? DOCILE

whenever i do this quest i do just follow it around for a while (which. ive had to do this quest A LOT cuz i thought i get vitality crystals from it (yknow cuz i got some from it) so i have probably 100% killed more vaal hazak than any of the other elder dragons SKFJSF

vaal hazak is so cool cuz its covered in rotten meat and uses the effluvium (corpse gas) as its like. life source. it pulls excess effluvium from the vale into itself and expels it when theres not enough, so its keeping the ecosystem tame its so cool UGHH

also one of its moves it plays dead its so fucked up itll fall over like you've knocked it over and then just lay there but you hear its inhale and it looks up and BLASTS YOU with its effluvia gas beam (WHICH. THAT THING HURTS!!!!!! for real the effluvium attack is so. plus it also halves yr health? like if vaal hits you with that shit itll give you miasma or whatever and it HALFS YR HEALTH BAR and you gotta eat a nulberry to negate it

im not one for switching shit around in my like item bar tho (MAINLY cuz most the time ive played MHW was with my siblings mouse and its scroll bare was broken so swapping items was hard) so i just put on like 3 effluvia resistance gems and it cant give me miasma. problem solved SKFSJF

i did get so tired of fighting it cuz yknw its a hard fight its an elder dragon, but i will say like the MUSIC? thats one of the things like. when we fought megan in the forest, they gave us battle music and THAT is why i kicked ass and abandoned all my fear, monster hunter instincts kicked in and i tanked alright like it was NOTHING, battle music just hits different

vaal hazak theme is so fucking good!!!! "keeper of hades" ARE YOU INSANE? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND????? i cant believe this shit!!!!!!!!

monster hunter stop being the coolest franchise ever challenge KSFJSF

i did do vaal hazak fight with no music before cuz i was trying to see and. THE MUSIC DOES SO MUCH? literally there was like no adrenaline without the music it was just. :| oh. im in the vale. thats the dragon. hes gonna breath attack. okay LIKE IT WAS SO LACK LUSTER IT WAS INSANE

i never realized how much the music did for fights but its so.. vital bro like it gets you in the fighting mood it compliments the monster and the area its !!!GRAAAAHHHH

monster hunter soundtrack is literally so fucking good. BANGERS back to back literally every song is so fucking cracked its epic

dont even get me STARTED on "proof of a hero" that song makes me stim so fucking hard man it makes me feel so fucking good. my sibling made his ringtone for me that song and AUGHHH crying sobbing

like yeah this is proof that im a hero!!! literally makes me feel so proud and FOR WHATTTT

idk im such a firm believer in the importance of sound design, sound design is EVERYTHINGGG and MH does such a good job with that shit, the monster roars and environmental ambience, audio cues to what attack is gonna happen, the music its all. perfect 10/10 godtier shit

anyways this is my monster hunter ramble, it most likely will happen again. love this game with all my heart

#monster hunter #MHW #MH #monster hunter world #another love letter to this game #even tho ive written like 50 things like this in other places #JUST AS LONG TOO SFKJSF #Youtube

[saltynsassy31]

Drop your Pokemon thoughts! OC, fave Pokemon, fave region, fave characters! Anything pal

(Pokemon has me on chokehold, every update they will drag me back to the rabbit hole)

Wow calm down buddy, I am still very new to pokemon XD

I think I mentioned, but Decidueye is my fave for no other reason other than he was my first pokemon in Unite and I loved his design, he's my baby

Idk much about regions and stuff like that though, the little I know of it would have to be Alola for fashion alone, I'm more of the type to use loose clothes for warm weather because I'm Brazilian and where I grew up in is a fucking desert lmao so it reminds me a little of home

For characters...sorry I don't have any :( again, I'm new still

I wasn't allowed to indulge in pokemon, I've only watched a handful of episodes that would, by chance, air during the time I stayed at my grandma on Saturdays where I had no restrictions on the TV

I dont remember anyone's name besides Ash's lol, so even if I did have a fave, I wouldn't be able to tell the names. Tho I think I did like that one girl, I think she was a princess? Sorta? She has a Dino looking pokemon too and had big, purple hair. I also likes the red haired girl, she was funny.

I do have other fave pokemons tho, Snivy was the first pokemon I became obsessed with, when I saw their design I was in LOVE. I remember googling up images of them to trace or try to redraw, and I drew it so many times so that when I went to school I could draw it by memory. One of the boys, who was sorta ostracised cuz of his disability, saw me drawing in the corner of the classroom during recess. I tried to keep this interest hidden cuz my mom didn't allow it and would get mad in me indulging on it, so I panicked when he asked what I was drawing and I tried to hide it, but he was really cool about it and was also really kind, with how aggressive he could be, I never connected with someone more than I did then. He told me fun facts and started to explain things I never once understood but listened to it anyone cuz I loved the pokemon.

Another one was from this other boy, I started to be more open about my interest of pokemon but still hid it from my mom, idk how we started talking but eventually said boy gave me one of his pokemon cards. It was jiggly Puff. He said that since girls usually liked cute, pink stuff, that I would like this one (and he was absolutely right cuz altho I was treated as a tomboy during that time, I love pink, cute stuff and the girliest of girls stuff, hell, I still tend to go for pokemon by apperance XD).

I cherished it so much until my mom found it, she told me to give it back to the boy and I begrudgingly did so but he insisted I kept it cuz "if I liked it, I should keep it, just hide it from your mom"

She found it again but this time I tried to convince her to keep it bu saying one of its ability is to sing you to sleep, after that, whenever we stayed up late, she'd tell us she'd pull out the "pink ball" to make us go to bed XD

During our haste to move countries, a lot of my stuff got thrown into a shed and I havent found that card since :( I'm a little sad I didn't take it with me now in hindsight, but yeah, I hope I'll find it again one day but there is little chances of that happening considering the mess I was greeted to when I went back to collect some stuff after years

My friend did find the exact card I had tho, it was this one

As for OCs...well, I only have my persona who I already made a post about here and...that's about it so far XD

Also! Please do not be shy go info dump bout pokemon! I'd love to have more people to talk about pokemon! I wanna do more stuff, find people to roleplay with ocs, etc. Etc. Pokenon has been eating my brain away and i only got a handful (barely that) of people I can turn to vkskskak

#salty rants #salty answers #pokemon #PLS DONT STOP WITH THE ASK BOX #i like #love it being spammed #ask box

[goldenhypen]

NEW EN O CLOCK WAS SO CUUUUUTE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔💔💔 HEEYUNKI SUCKED PLS 💀💀 The staff were so funny too omg

"has the face of a mafia" 😢😢 foul. The way jake accused jay too omg it was so??? BUT WONNIE WAS SO GOOD AT HIDING IT I GENUINELY DIDN'T NOTICE? FLABBERGASTED. ALSO THE STAFF PUTTING "ni-ki acts like mafia (even when he isn't one)" 🙁 NAWH HE DOESSSS HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AND EVERYTHING 😢😢 that's why no one believed him during enhamong us 😐 boy was too suspicious. AND THE LIE DETECTORSSSS PLS 🤞 sunoo main slayer cuz he never lies AND JAKE CALLING JUNGWON CUTEEHDJSHFJSHRHEB "he's so cute right now" ☹️☹️ so true so true so trueeeee jake always calls the members cute it's just so 😭😭😭😭 the episode was so FUN !!! Heeyunki are inseparable even during enhamong us they stuck together (and then killed riki) 🤨 when ni-ki went "it's always us 3 together" GIGGLED LMFOAOAOA THEY WERE SO PREDICTABLE THO.... ESP THE FIRST ROUND 😬 but then again that's honestly what i expected of them. jay, jungwon, sunoo and sunghoon surprisingly did well?? Speaking of sunghoon HE WAS SO CUTE DURING THIS EPISODE ABT TO SCREAM FR ARGHSHSBS 💔💔 Not even gonna Mention riki cuz i swear he had me fighting the urge to jump through the screen and squish him (and sunoo too tbh,,, but shh) THEY WERE ALL SO ADORABLEJDKWHEJWNSJE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 TEARS TEARS TEARSSS

‼️contains spoilers for the newest episode of en-o’clock, ep. 36‼️

HEHEHEHE MAY I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ASK FROM YOU 😏😏 SKSJSKJDDK BUT YES OMG YES YES TO EVERYTHING YOU SAID YES wonie was really good at hiding it, it was actually kinda scary,,, but also extremely cute and 🥰🥰 at the same time whaaat?? me??? have a crush again on jungwon?? like i ever stopped sksjsk nooo but idk is it weird that there’s smth about them being good at deception that’s unusually attractive?? it’s like when they’re good at games or sports,, that’s just so attractive i swear 😩

SKSJSKDJ THE THING WITH NIKI ACTING LIKE A MAFIA EVEN WHEN HE ISNT ONE SKSJDKDJ it’s so accurate tho 😭 that mischevious lil brat- /lh

PLS YEAH JAKE CALLING WONIE CUTE NO BC SAME :( wonie thinking about his answer for that one had my heart beating out of my chest he was so adorable. so so so adorable. and his lil “yes” ugh. i loVE HIMMM wait skdjjd also when heeyunki were still discussing their answer for one of the rounds and wonie kept counting down but they wouldn’t listen dksjskd i love how that’s what they were literally just talking about sjjdjdj them not listening smh /j

ugh yes the heeyunki moments ahhh so cute and so fun. they’re one of my fav trios in the group. i just love their dynamics and their friendship in general. so cute. but pLS IK THEY WERE SO BAD 💀 SKSJD IT WAS HILARIOUS HOW THE OTHER TEAM KEPT PREDICTING THEIR EVERY MOVE CORRECTLY SKDJSJDJ

YES SUNGHOON OMG PLS THEY WERE ALL SO ADORABLE I CRY 🥲 and they were all so funny too. i was watching it rlly early in the morning when my family was all still asleep and yk how hard it was to suppress my laughs SKSJSK it was like torture but hey it was still a good time skdjdkdjj aLSO JAYWON IS SPECS !! OMG- I NEED MORE BELIFT GIVE US MORE ENHA IN SPECS PLS 🙏🏻😩 they looked so good 😩

#pls i can’t wait for the next ep #it always kills me knowing that i have to wait all the way til next thursday for another ep 😢 #em answers #may! <3 #lovely moots

[webslingingslasher]

hiii it's sleepover anon again :’) another long update ahahah. i was able to talk to them the day after my bday thru vid call!

they basically said that they were talking abt me bc it was just randomly brought up when they were tgt waiting for me to arrive to bff1's house on the day of the sleepover/dinner party, and they thought that me being delusional over the guy was funny.. i mean, sure yeah it is pretty funny but 1) someone *must* have brought it up bc how else would that convo even happen while they were waiting for me 😭 i don't believe it was "random".. 2) they were still laughing abt me behind my back ? i mean, yk we could've done that together lol bc i rly was silly ngl. but i said that i'm not ashamed about it even if they think i was being too much bc first of all that guy actually showed interest and he implied lots of times that he did like me sooooo it's only natural to feel that way ? 🙁 i wasn't going to not let myself not feel anything abt it bc i just wanted to have fun 😭 and even if he was sus, which we all thought at first b4 i got close to him, i stuck around w him bc he was the only person i knew in one of my classes cuz we were also classmates in the previous term.. then we got close bc we helped each other n yk stuff happened but it was also for the sake of common decency. and i rly was just fucking around to find out bc i wanted to know even tho he was sus.. and now i know and there's actual proof that he's just not it. i wasn't going to cut him off or smth without reason or proof lol i'd end up being the bad guy despite what we all thought ab him at first :// but now i do have a good enough reason that i can back up n thats why i stopped talking to him. simple as that

also bff2 alr felt bad enough bc she realized that drunk her isn't a good person so i didn't feel the need to crush her abt the stuff she said abt our other friend lmaooo.. i could've but nah she was alr depressed enough i'm just glad she's aware now. i did mention it tho and i said it was just plain mean..

but it's also quite funny to think they were making fun of me for being so head over heels when they don't even have experience 😭 they don't even know what it's like to have someone interested in them at least.. like one time when i was talking to him for like 2 whole days, bff2 once told me she was jelly of me and him bc she's never gotten to talking stage w anyone.. n then after all that they were laughing abt me like lol ok :\\

anw i just told them that i don't appreciate how they talked abt me without my presence bc whatever they said to each other was smth they could actually say to my face.. it's smth i'd laugh abt too yknow.. but they apologized tho which is good but honestly i don't rly trust them now after all that.. their insecurities spilled onto their perception of me + our other friend like yikes i don't rly want insecure friends who laugh abt me behind my back i want supportive and non-judgmental ones!! it's not even hard to be kind 😭 glad i went to that sleepover n that i went thru him tho even tho it was just bs bc i found out the truth abt my friends.. bottom line is i don't have trustworthy friends so i'm just going to keep my distance.. we r still 'friends' i don't want to cut them off but i'm just not telling them anything anymore and i'm not talking to them unless they msg to talk to me first or if i need them for smth lol

anw thats it for this whole drama thank you sm for listening omg HAHAH 😭😭💗💗 also jsyk i am one of the emoji anons haha i just didn't rly want to associate the drama w it but yes. tysm for the safe space u created on here<33 and thank you for taking ur time to always talk to us even if it's a lot to go thru one by one🥹🫶🫂❤️‍🩹

WAIT UR AN EMPJI ANON?????? NAH CAUSE NOW IM TRYA FIGURE IT OUT

also!!! let’s go boundary queen!!! nice to know it was all bc they’re jealous.

#thanks anon!

[serpentthecrow]

Today's gonna be fun

Edit: omgf Idk if I am stupid but the first episode just might come out in precisely an hour and 1 minute if my math's not wrong. I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

Edit ep.1: so. I just finished that. Damnnn okay. I can already tell this will indeed be the best game adaptation of all time. If I didn't see the visuals at the Sarah scene (yk what I mean) I would think I am listening to the cut-scene in the game and not a life-action adaptation of it. The acting is fucking unimaginably great and Ellie is just unbelievably cracking me up. Casting Pedro Pascal as Joel should be rewarded by the Nobel prize for perfection tbh. I love how they kept it true to the game but still added somethin new. Idk how am I supposed to wait till next week, but I will be updating this post after every episode. I it's already obvious to me why this game got so high reviews. And yeah I also cried when I heard the intro soundtrack, almost forgot that.

Ep.2: holy fuck. I love this shit sm. I knew it was gonna happen but Tess stunggg. It was a cute little trick they did there, including her more in the whole episode. The graphics in this show are amazing, so familiar, now just life-action. I am telling you; SHIVERS when I heard the clickers, it was pretty comforting to know what we're afraid of just by hearing it, it was no less scary nonetheless. As always, Ellie's so funny. I always found her personality being so dynamic in the situation she's in. She's both though and humorous. Joel was.. Joel, I think there is nothing to add to that, other than the fact that all of the characters are portrayed amazingly. I have to say, -it sometimes happens that the first episode sets a higher standard and the rest of the show can't keep up- with last of us that didn't happen. It was equally good as the begining. Can't wait for Monday(for the first time in my life)

Ep.3: THIS MF SHOW MAN. the fucking queer joy I felt the whole ass episode, I was smiling sm. Until I wasn't. You see, I like being traumatized the same way, just in a different media. The emotional connection I formed for almost an hour just got smashed. I don't think I even cried more during a show/movie/book. (I cried like that during Crooked kingdom, but I dare say I cried more today). "I am old. I am satisfied. And you were my purpose." I was sobbing. And then when I wiped my face and thought 'okay it's Ellie and Joel again, no more sad shit' it all crumbled with a "-to keep Tess safe". I couldn't fucking breathe. The begining of the episode tho. Ellie fucking slays and so does Joel. When she had her 'dora the explorer' moment I thought 'okay and now there's gonna be a jumpscare and imma shit myself' I DIDN'T EXPECT HER TO GO SO BADASS THO.(to explain, I saw a bigger part of a playthrough of this game years ago, don't remember much and I didn't wanna rewatch for it to feel like the first time). Also, we just saw post-breakout!Joel show some emotions! Hurray! First, he twist his face into a somewhat smile much more than he did before, actually allowing himself to show amusement at Ellie's antics and second, he low-key looks like he's about to actually cry outside the house, but goes to distract himself with something else. That's about it for this ep, just fucking masterpiece. Also YAY SEASON 2! TLOU 2 SPOILER- *idk if to be happy or sad cuz I don't wanna play golf*

Ep.4: so late sorry. Oh my lawd the masters of getting caught in situations of others in action. Can I just say I went "aw that's a cute lady with a very cute voice" and then went "OH OKAY I TAKE IT BACK IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW WHO U WERE" I got pretty much nothing much to say to this one except the begining!!!! I love the scenes in the forest. First, Ellie finally shows she's afraid and Joel sees it's so unlike her that he lies into her face about being safe then and sacrifices his own sleep to make it a truth, at least for one night. Second of all, the cooking scenes. 20 years old ravioli were gold. And then the coffee sceneeeee. "It smells like burnt shit" and then immediate shot on Joel who's SLURPING the coffee so damn loud on purpose. Also the genuinely surprised "you don't like coffee?" Is so me whenever my friends say it. The end tho. "Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?" I COULDN'T BREATHE. and Joel's lil "Jesus" "this is so stupid" was so great. And the GIGGLES. MELTING.

Ep.5: this was a ride. I am so glad it came early, with the anticipatory ending they pulled last week. This was so good. "He just sounds like that, he has an asshole voice" lmao slapped so much. Most of it was pretty calm too, but when Henry said "idk what you're waiting for man. I am the bad guy cuz I did a bad guy thing" I almost YELLED at the screen "YA U DID A BAD THING BUT WITH A GOOD INTENTION". the ending thoooo. I can say I gasped and flipped off my phone when that bigass motherfucker showed up, ripping people apart. Loved the slow motion before he climbed out, the anticipation moments are amazing in this series. Seeing Ellie so afraid, was really new, both from the game and the series. I am not used to such expression of emotions at all. Also love the way Joel covers her and she's dependent on that cover,looking over at him to have her back. He goes 'go, I've got you' pulling tunnel vision on solely her and her savety. And when u think everything is gonna be okay, "when you turn into a monster, is it still you inside?" I CRIED. The way Ellie doesn't show her fear, the way she's strong for Sam but the way she tries her best to save him. She's told she's special, told she's the cure so she tries to save him. And it fails. I WANTED TO JUMP THROUGH THE SCREEN AND HUG HER THE WAY SHE CRIED. In the end, Kathleen was low-key right. My babes looked fresher than ever after digging two graves tho. "I'm sorry"- Ellie is feeling useless. Contemplates what is this 'imune' shit for anyway when she can't save the people she wants to save. Joel the master of miscommunication pulls a 🤨🤨🤔 and doesn't say shit. They are both just incredibly emotionally constipated.

#the last of us #the last of us hbo #tlou #tlou spoilers #orie's rants #the last of us spoilers

[kreideprinzessin]

✨Streamer Albedo headcanons✨

I've still got some requests, ik, but I REALLY need to take my mind off that for once and post about Albedo cuz… I love this man so much and have many thoughts about him hehe

Content: This starts pretty general but I promise there’s x reader stuff down the line as well (I put a divider, so if you’re only interested in that, you can just look out for the divider ^^) This is mostly fluff or just general headcanons

Thank you to everyone who entertained these brainrots, streamer Albedo lives rent free in my head

He never expected to get far with this —  Originally he just joined one of Kaeya's streams for a co-op game

Albedo was a little nervous, but eventually just ignored the fact that there were hundreds of other people listening and fell into his usual relaxed banter with Kaeya

To his surprise, a lot of people seemed to really like him, so with a bit of encouragement from Kaeya he eventually started streaming by himself too

At first it was weird for him to just talk while playing games, sometimes forgetting to say anything for a few minutes altogether —  But eventually he gets used to it, just sharing random thoughts and theories he has while playing

He doesn’t use a facecam at first since he’s feeling shy, but eventually grows more comfortable and starts showing his face too (which most definitely sent a bunch of people into a frenzy because “oh no, he’s cute”)

There’s something relaxing and comforting about his streams —  His soft, smooth voice, lofi or game music quietly playing in the background, the dim LED lights in the back of his room

He mostly plays horror games of all kinds, no matter if it’s the latest popular game or some niche indie horror that no one has ever heard of before

Doesn’t overreact to the scary stuff —  He just takes the games seriously and offers his insights and theories on where the game could be headed/if there’s any hidden messages

This man is immune to jumpscares, doesn’t even flinch most of the time —  If Albedo gets scared by a horror game, you KNOW it’s gonna be good

Sometimes he’s not in the mood for that tho and would rather have a more chill stream, so he puts on some Stardew Valley (He’s getting married to Sebastian, sorry, I don’t make the rules) or maybe Animal Crossing

Shares an island with Klee, so it’s a bit chaotic —  Albedo went for a comfy cottagecore vibe, but Klee has spread random stuff all over the island so you’ll have like… A quiet little stargazing spot by the sea and next to it are a robot and a dinosaur toy “fighting”

This is getting awfully specific but their villagers are: Aurora, Fang, Vesta, Molly, Lucky, Olivia, Pecan, Ruby, Sherb and Genji

Anyways, he likes to spend these more chill streams just talking with people, asking about their day, telling the latest funny thing that happened with Klee, etc.

His favourite people to stream with are Kaeya and Mona, tho sometimes they’re also joined by Venti and Amber —  These streams can get a little chaotic and tend to awaken the snarky gremlin in Albedo who (lovingly) roasts the others every opportunity he gets

Sure, you thought their voices were somewhat similar and it was kinda weird how Kaeya would always just grin and nod when you talked about your favourite streamer again, but Albedo just really didn’t seem like the type to do this

As for you —  You knew Albedo before he started streaming, but never fully made the connection that the cute guy you shared a science class with was also your comfort streamer who you watched religiously

You had a small crush on irl Albedo, which only got worse when you eventually learned that he was, indeed, the same person whose streams you watched until you fell asleep

And Albedo… Well, he had a crush on you for a while as well, so when he eventually brings up the courage to ask you out on a date, you’re more than happy to agree

Once you start dating, you can be seen more and more frequently in his streams, usually just passing through the background or bringing him some of the hot chocolate you made, letting your hand linger on his shoulder for just a moment before you disappear again

Your appearances tend to be followed by a barrage of “Awww” “You guys are so cute!!!!!” “Look at the way he’s smiling, that man is WHIPPED”

And they’re not wrong, because Albedo is absolutely whipped for you

His chill talking streams now have a new favourite topic for him, aside from “Klee did this recently” and “Cool science facts” —  It’s “Guys, my significant other is so perfect!”

You watch these streams, hugging your pillow as you grin like an idiot upon hearing your boyfriend go on and on about how awesome you are

If you’re comfortable, he’ll even let you sit next to him while he streams, or even play games together with you

Either you guys play co-op games, or he’ll let you play his favourite (horror) game while watching your reaction with the widest grin on his face

Ngl, part of why he likes playing horror games with you next to him is cuz you’ll cling to him when you get scared, or bury your face in his shoulder after seeing a jumpscare —  He finds it absolutely adorable

Wanna join my taglist? You can find it right here!

More of my streamer series

Taglist: @yaeism @thelost-in-time @gravity-gacha @tinydiors @xxsweetdreamzxx @xiaoslxt @xialatvs @the-mourning-stars @evisnotok

#albedo #albedo x reader #genshin albedo #albedo headcanons #genshin Impact albedo #genshin impact #more about jupe: albedo brainrot #wondering if I should write about cooking Youtuber albedo as well #or is that too similar? idk #also singer albedo my beloved <3 #technicay the singing could be part of this albedo too tho #jupe stop talking in the tags

[mettywiththenotes]

Fuck it. Aoyama, Tomura and Izuku interaction - I feel like Tomura and Aoyama are both the chaotic ones but there's a difference. Tomura chooses chaos, Aoyama is naturally chaotic. Somebody pray for Izuku - EVEN THEN THO, Izuku is chaotic in his own way. Selective with who he listens to, does his own thing, etc - Aoyama suggests self care tips for Tomura. He once told Tomura to "moisturize your face more" and Tomura nearly decked him. Said it was a skin condition, couldn't do shit about it. Aoyama's like "okay" and pays attention more to Tomura's nails and his unbrushed hair - In other areas, Aoyama helps with self care. Helps Tomura with his untrimmed nails, brushes his hair ("HOW have you lived like this for months??" "It looks fine." "Just because you have SELF CLEANING HATRED HAIR doesn't mean it can't tangle!"), and both he and Izuku work on trying to find medicine for the skin condition, to see if it helps* - *NOT to make Tomura look Beautiful, but just to see if they can help with his health - Half the time it's Aoyama going "DAMN BITCH YOU LIVE LIKE THIS??" and Tomura telling him to shut up. Izuku is really trying to make sure a fight doesn't break out

- Aoyama is not intentionally trying to get a rise out of Tomura, rather he is calling it as it is but ready to leap behind Izuku should Tomura snap

- You also have Aoyama feeling like he doesn't truly know who he is because of the whole Conform thing and Tomura going "Damn bitch. You live like this?" - Anyway Tomura is side eyeing Aoyama's parents hard, he puts the blame on AFO and society but goddamn if he's not passive aggressive about the kid’s parents - You've also got Izuku who, despite being a little better about asking for help, feeling like he needs to do stuff on his own and maybe he still feels a little like a burden no matter how many times he's reassured. To which Tomura is like "Damn bitch. You live like this?" - Tomura doesn't know who to specifically blame for that except society as a whole so he's still on his society hating agenda but x2 - listen I know Tomura's got some shit to sort out himself but I'm a simple girl. I see a trio with one older person, I naturally drift to thinking of ways that person would take care of the younger ones - He's already an accepting person so yeah - Izuku and Aoyama are absolutely the ones who distract Tomura so he doesn't scratch his neck - Aoyama and Tomura both have nightmares about AFO and go to each other for comfort, or at least relatability. They also go to Izuku to distract themselves or talk about it

- Out of all of them, Aoyama is the one who went to jail. This is very funny to me - Tomura-Izuku protection duo for Aoyama. Tomura-Aoyama protection duo for Izuku. Izuku-Aoyama protection duo for Tomura. I take no constructive criticism on this - Izuku "if I hear about somebody mistreating another child I am going to go ham" Midoriya - he hears about Aoyama and Tomura's experiences and is like "Ah shit here we go again" - They have a group chat and they talk shit about AFO constantly - Aoyama is the only one who has attacked AFO, sassed him and lived. This is very funny to me too - Tomura and Izuku have told AFO to stfu tho and good for them - Tomura did try to decay Vestige!AFO but idk if that counts. Probably

- As far as roles go, Aoyama is probably The Excited One, Izuku is The Calm-ish One, Tomura is The Tired One

- I don’t care what you say, Tomura would accommodate for Aoyama’s chronic illness. Can’t run into the fray cuz your stomach is hurting? Okay you stay here and me and the brat will handle it. Can’t eat this specific food? We’ll find something else for you, don’t worry. Need to take a break? Whatever, I brought my nintendo and I need to level up before tackling the final boss, take all the time you need (alternatively: Aight I’ll go with Midoriya and we’ll come back for you)

- Wondering about how the cheese thing would go. Does Tomura even like cheese?

- Anyway I like to imagine Aoyama tries to feed more cheese to Izuku who keeps trying to politely decline and Tomura finds it very funny lol

- Aoyama tries to offer Tomura cheese one time and Tomura doesn’t know what to make of it until Izuku explains that offering cheese is how he makes friends. Tomura is so confused

- Since Tomura seems to like sweet stuff, Aoyama also starts offering cakes. This, Tomura likes. So of course he takes the desserts and Aoyama has this lil happy smile on his face. Tomura hopes this doesn’t mean they are friends now... (they are)

- Idk thats all I got for now

#this has been in my drafts for ages #anyway what if them #bnha #shigaraki and midoriya #aoyama yuuga #mettys posts #metty posts #idk

[dilxq]

How haikyuu boys would react seeing you talk to another boy💛

Ft. Suna, Sakusa, Tanaka, Akaashi

>Suna<

You were at school waiting for the class to finish so you could go to suna and ask him if he wants to eat lunch together. It was like an execuse to see him, but he didn’t mind. He would always look up from his phone, give you a kiss on your cheek and reply with a simple but still heartwarming „sure thing cutie“. But today was a little bit different, when the bell rang you stood up to walk to his class but when you arrived he wasn’t there. That never happens, he would always wait for you in his class because he knew you would come to see him. Before you could think about where he could have been you heard someone call your name so you turned around to see atsumu. „Hey y/n wassup, yer lookin‘ for rin ?“ of course he would already know so you gave him a smile and answered “Yeah, do you know where he is ? He actually knows that i always come to see him.” He told you that the teacher caught him playing on his phone during class, he also added “about time” and the two of you started to laugh. Atsumu told you he would return soon so you should just wait,and right after that he offered to wait with you so you wouldn’t be all alone. You thanked him and so the two of you started to talk about funny things and laughed at nearly everything. About 5 minutes later, you heard the door open so the two of you turned around. Suna stood there with his phone back again in his hand. He looked at you then at atsumu and then back again at you. He sighted and took you by your wrist. “Im hungry. Let’s go eat.” You turned you head back to look at atsumu and see how he formed a “jealous” with his mouth and you could see how he had to hold back from laughing. After suna dragged you out of the classroom he pushed you against the wall and looked at you with narrowed eyes. “Why were you alone with him in a classroom” So you thought about what he probably would think of after seeing his girlfriend sitting on a desk with another boy alone in a classroom. ‘Oop-‚ you said to yourself. He got closer you could almost feel his breath on your face. You gave him a smirk and decided to play a little with him because it was really rare to see him being jealous. So you started to talk „nothing new“. He looked you in the eyes „wtf y/n ?“ you could slightly see the pain light up in his eyes so you regretted it and hugged him „i was looking for you rin and atsumu told me that the teacher took your phone“ you could feel how he sighed in relief “so i waited with him for you” He pushed you back to look at you and you could see how his eyes looked at your lips. You really wanted to kiss him so he came even closer and when you were about to kiss he turned his head and kissed you cheek. He took your hand and started to walk to the cafeteria. Now he was the one smirking. „Lets go eat.Im hungry”.

>Sakusa<

The two of you were in the same class and you sat next to each other but he would never talk to you during class because he wants both of you to focus so you just keep your attention to the teacher. While writing down your notes your pencil cracked and you didn’t have another one so you turned to sakusa. “hey uh.. do you-“ you tried but he didn’t even try to turn his head to you “concentrate y/n” was the only thing you got from him. You didn’t want to bother him more so you turned to your other side, to your classmate. You asked him for a pencil and he gave u one of his. You thanked him and he even told you that you can keep the pencil. Both of you talked for a bit until the teacher told u to stop. So the two of u turned back to your own things and you continued taking your notes. You could feel the gaze from sakusa but you tried to ignore it as good as you can but u couldn’t take it anymore so you turned to him and asked him what his problem was. He didn’t answer until class was over. As you started to pack your things you turned to your boyfriend to see if he was ready to go eat but he was just sitting there, not looking at you. You walked to his desk so you would face him “Baby are you fineeee ?”, he looked up to you and finally said anything “why did u ask him if you have a whole ass boyfriend to ask for a damn pencil”, you looked at him with a serious face and told him that you tried to but he just ignored you. Then he realized that it really was all his fault and also the reason for his jealousy. He looked down and apologized quietly with a annoyed “sorry”. You just couldn’t anymore so you sat on his lap and hugged him. You could feel how his hands reached to yours waist to get you even closer. “so will you answer me next time i talk to u during class?”, you asked him. He looked back up to you and teased you “nah”, he said with a light smirk on his beautiful face. “only if you kiss me here and now”, he added while coming closer to your lips.

>Tanaka<

On your way to your boyfriend tanaka, you bumped into a random guy. You didn’t recognize him but you could tell he was a student at karasuno since he was wearing the same uniform as you. You apologized and tried to continue walking but he took you by the wrist. A little bit uncomfortable you looked down to your wrist and saw him squeezing gently. „ Hey little one, let me invite you to a meal“, he said while coming closer, „ you know, to say properly sorry“, he smirked. You tried to push him off of you, but obviously he was stronger, so instead he grabbed your other wrist and now you were trapped. You told him to let you go and that you have a boyfriend but he didn’t listen so you started to get mad. Is he being serious right now ?! „You should really let go if you don’t want to get injured“. He started laughing. „HAHAHA WHAT ARE U GONNA DO SHORTY ? PUNCH ME ?!? awwwwe“ He got even closer „Hmm? tell me what are you gonna do ?“. You could feel you blood boiling inside you , what if tanaka sees the whole thing.. what would he think.. - no. He would kill him probably. And now you remembered that you two were going to meet up so he should be looking for you by now. As expected you hear him shouting from the other side and the boy infront of you started to cursing „The heck is wrong with this dud-“. The poor boy couldn’t even end his sentence, instead he was panting on the floor and you couldn’t even count to 3. “WHO ARE U AND WHO GAVE YOU THE PERMISSION TO LOOK AT Y/N ?? HUUUUH ?!” You walked over to him and hugged him from the side. He also put his arm around your waist “ Did he do anything ? or was he trying to do anything, cuz if yes..” You told him that he didn’t do anything and that the two of you should go now “ Alright… good for him tho cuz NOT EVEN NOYA COULD STOP ME IF I WOULD BEAT HIM UP NOW”. Damn that must mean something. You started to laugh and drag him away but he kept glaring at that boy. ahhh how much u loved him.

>Akaashi<

School was over and you went outside to wait for you boyfriend Akaashi. You went over to one of the schools vending machines to get something to drink. As you decided what you want someone came from behind you. “Hey y/n, wassup “, one of your friends greeted you. The both of you talked for a while. When you told him that you wanted to buy something to drink, he turned to the vending machine and asked you what you wanted but you kept telling him that its okay and that you have your own money. “No no, i insist”, he smiled. So he went with strawberry milk. As he handed it over to you, you thanked him and opened it. ‘mhmm why is he taking so long ?’, you thought. Slightly confused your friend looks at you “hey y/n are you fine ? are you waiting for anyone by any chance ?”You snapped out of your thoughts as you told him thats its fine and he will come soon. “He ? Who is ‘he’ ?” Suddenly you feel a hand wrapping around your waist. It was Akaashi, ‘finally’, you thought. “I am ‘he’. Nice to meet you y/n’s friend, I am Akaashi, y/n’s boyfriend”, he smiled , “If you excuse us we have a date were going on now, lets keep in touch” Wow. You were impressed of how smooth and cool he got you out of there. But you remembered him mentioning something about a date, so you asked him “Were you joking about the date thing earlier ”.He looked down to you and gave you a small peek on your forehead “No actually not, are you free today ?” And with that the both of you enjoyed the day <3

And i hope u also have a great day, night or whatever !

~💛

#anime #haikyuu #suna imagines #suna rintarō #sakusa scenarios #sakusa kiyoomi #hq tanaka #tanaka ryunosuke headcanons #akaashi keiji #akaashi x reader #hq akaashi #jealousy #ahhh i love em #yes pls #2d men just hit different #okay stop #ILY #have a great day

[thickness-protection-program]

So I only have one other hoe story but it’s more funny and painful to recall than sexy 😅. Before that I just wanted to say I’m loving all these stories and I’m wishing the best hoe behavior for everyone (even peeps who aren’t actually hoing around).

Okay but between R and S and when I was with my ex (which there’s something hot there but it’s not really hoe behavior) there was a guy went out on a date with. We had some fun at a restaurant I’d not been to before but truthfully we probably weren’t gonna go out again. Guy was cute just giving me libertarian vibes and that’s a can of worms I’m not getting into right now, but the date was fun.

Anyways it’s in the middle the day when we were heading back to my car (parked in a lot next to a church) and we got to kissing and then we both pulled our cocks out to enjoy and he had a good size one himself but he was obsessed with giving me a blowjob. In the middle of the day, next to a church, with a busy street behind us, so of course this is the one time I don’t listen to my common sense.

Shitty political views aside, the man definitely knew how to use his mouth for more than just talking 😂, and while I was really pent up too so I was fucking rock solid the entire time, INCLUDING when I’m seeing people walking by on the sidewalk and hoping no one turns to come get in their car. So I’m enjoying myself, he’s got me on the edge and then there’s a feeling like a pinch or something it’s hard to exactly remember but it didn’t feel good. I was already shooting fucking torrents of cum while holding the dude face down bc there’s someone walking back and forth from his car to the church taking stuff in so that killed the rest of the mood. Dude seemed happy he got to suck me off tho so there’s that.

Anyways after we went our ways my dick was like genuinely sore and I wasn’t as horny as I usually am that evening I was taking a piss and realized there’s a mark on my dick. A motherfucking tooth mark on my motherfucking cock head right on my slit. I was PISSED!!! And freaking out bc I was still sore for several days so I immediately went to get checked just in case, bc of course the one time I don’t do things the long way a dude bites my cock and it fucking aches for the next three days.

I know I share a lot of horny things y’all but at the time I was still new to everything and I DID NOT KNOW HE WAS INTO BITING! It wasn’t until I had a lil freak out and had to talk to my friend about it that he mentioned some guys cum harder when getting bit and I was still pissed cuz dude didn’t even ask. So I’ve taken that to heart and I’ve made sure to take it the long way when talking to other guys.

This is kinda embarrassing but I thought I’d share bc who knows, maybe someone else had something similar happen and doesn’t know how to feel about it? It’s a small goofy hoe story. Nothing like my last one or my experiences with my ex.

SCREAM these biting stories are gonna be the end of me 😭😭 like I trusted you to give me head and you give me tooth?? But is that true? 🤔 Do you really spunk harder when bit? I have no interest in finding out the scientific way but I'm genuinely curious lmao. Jesus take the wheel and the teeth

#tell me your hoe stories

[gay-salt-amber]

Thank you so much! Can I request more? Maybe in the idea of the kids growing up as friends even as students?

I like to think Jamil's just trying to make sure his kid(s) is/are safe

You can request as much as you want! Thanks for all the asks

So, a lot of the kids first met in like kindergarten/grade school or on field trips

The one with the most kids is prolly Leoruggie and Jamikali which isn't even that many its like 3-2 kids

And yeah, you're right in your ask of Jamil just wanting to make sure his kids safe. Especially when the kids hang out with the Leoruggie fam since Ruggie is more lenient on rules (there's still some rules tho) he just wants the kids to have fun and have the life that Ruggie never got to have and Leona just thinks its funny

Jamil on the other hand has to baby-proof the house and has to get after Kalim every once and a while for spoiling their kid to much

Lilia is just everyone's favorite grandpa/uncle/whatever title

Rook and Vil's kid does his friends makeup when they go out to party

the whole squads theme is "Don't Threaten Me With a Good Time" (Totally not cuz I'm listening to it while typing this ;w;)

Riddle x Floyd x Cater... Their child is the definition of chaotic mom friend

Because of this Trey x Jade's kid is the actual responsible one and stops the squad from being overly stupid

Floyd has slid a couple kids teensy bits of alcohol on their 16th birthdays when nobody was looking

Oh Great Seven, you better PRAY for NRC when those kids get there, the only one who can put up with them is Sam since hes the youngest

The Ramshackle dorm becomes their dorm away from dorm (home away from home?) while at NRC and the amount of partying they do you'd be surprised the place hasn't burned down... No wait, they burnt a hole in one of the walls once... Meh its not the whole dorm :>

Idia x Azul x Malleus 's kid definitely helped their whole squad cheat on a test once, they didn't get caught and they felt like they were walking on egg shells all week

Everyone was balling their eyes out at high-school graduation, Jamil was just crying on Kalim's shoulder like, "shut the fuck up, don't mention this EVER again." Same thing with Leona and Ruggie

Rookvil got married when the kids were toddlers and the photos of all the kids in lil wedding clothes and Rookvil's kid as a flower kid in a little frog costume (Epel picked it) we're the CUTEST thing

When Riddle and his boyfriends first adopted their kid(s) Riddles panickily went to everyone else (who had already adopted/had kids) from NRC and asked how to be a good parent cuz his mom sure as hell didn't do a good job at that

The kids go apple picking with Epel, the kids have mini baskets

Once Leoruggie and Jamikali's kid were in a high-school class talking about royalty stuff and their teacher who was from a place where magic wasn't really used nor was royalty normal started laughing thinking they were lying

They were proved wrong later that year

Najma is definitely the cool wine aunt and everyone loves her (as they should u-u)

They all grew up with the understanding that gender norms don't mean shit since at least one (if not both) of their parents are trans, genderfluid, NB, etc. a good example of this is Leoruggie's kids and Leona will beat up transphobes who call him a woman or his child by the wrong gender

So y'know how Idia likes cats? Yeah his and whoever else's kid who has a cat takes their kids out on leashes around town and its hysterical to anyone passing by

None of those kids are straight

So much "Oh, Great Seven no!" and, *Silently watching to see if their stupidity works out so they can join* coming from the parents

Since a lot of my ships are, "Calm one(s) trying to control chaotic one(s)" its the same thing when they get a kid just x2

Sometimes they do google meet/discord call parties and their parents come in to just hear one of the other kids saying, "What if I don't have a dick or balls?" (got that from Mommy Princess Angel) over video

The kids do spa days together with the Rook and Vil, they tried to get Epel in on it but yeah..... no

A lot of them start to work at the lounge when they get into NRC

I'm not saying which kid, Floyd x Cater x Riddle but one of them stole Jafar's staff from his statue in NRC and EVERYONE looked for it for like a week and then it just... reappeared

On the rare occasions they punish their kids for stuff Jamil sometimes has to be reminded by Kalim that, "keep in mind we mainly Kalim did chaotic stuff like this when we were their age, go easy on them." Jamil and the kids appreciate that

Farena has very little interaction with the Leoruggie kids since Ruggie just doesn't want to have to deal with Leona and his brother having screaming matches. The kids spend a lot of time with Cheka though!

I feel like Kalim tends to apologize for things that aren't his fault, but he doesn't do it as much as he did when he was younger... one or more of Jamikali's children got this habit

They def do karaoke together

Family BBQ's are a MUST for them

Once Jamikali's kid got really sick and Jamil was COVINCED that the food was poisoned and that he was a bad dad for not taste testing the food and Kalim said, "Sweetheart, you made everything, its not poisoned."

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Welp! Theres some headcanons for ya! Hope you like them u-u I baked them myself :D -Amber

[thesevenumbrellas]

@random-nerd-3 came up with a dark!AU where Caleb is emotionally abusive towards Willie, so I came up with a few hc.

TW: ABUSE, PANIC ATTACKS

We definitely see the emotional manipulation already in canon with him using Alex against him and also threatening to stop him skateboarding.

Caleb convincing Willie that it’s for his own good because if he left he might get in trouble and he’s already died once and he let everyone down when he died, hurt so many people from being stupid and careless, wouldn’t it just be better if Caleb was in charge?

Willie breaking down one day because he’s so used to being told he’s doing everything wrong that it’s moved past anxiety to just acceptance. Like he knows he does everything wrong so there is no changing it so he doesn’t care. But Alex is so genuine with his compliments that it’s overwhelming. Usually he just brushes them off but one day Alex looks so so earnest and just says “you’re amazing” and that’s all it takes for Willie to start sobbing because he’s not and he doesn’t understand why Alex believes that. He feels like he’s lying to Alex somehow but he doesn’t know how. And that’s when Alex realizes that Caleb is a problem.

Willie who doesn’t realize that Caleb is emotional abusive until Alex explains that’s exactly what his own parents did to him. And Willie being angry for Alex but can’t be angry for himself. Because he’s so used to it and doesn’t understand that he is worth the anger.

Willie arguing with Alex that Alex doesn’t get it but Alex is super patient and understanding cuz he went through the same thing so he slowly goes over every single reason why Willie deserves love and safety.

Willie being touchstarved from after years of being locked up in the club without anyone.

Alex starts to always *always* touch Willie even if it’s just a hand gently on his arm or their pinkies linked. They never let go of each other.

EXCEPT when Willie gets overwhelmed and then he will tap Alex twice to show that he needs a break and Alex will let go immediately.

Willie asking Alex permission to do simple things like enter the room or offer his opinion but it’s done really subtle so Alex doesn’t even notice until AFTER the big talk and he has to sit Willie down AGAIN and explain he doesn’t have to ask permission because they always want to hear his thoughts. And this turns into Alex encouraging the band to ask Willies’ opinions on stuff so THEN Willie starts offering lyrics or places to play and becomes a huge influence in their music.

Willie not liking to stay inside even to listen to them practice because he’s conditioned to think of inside as belonging to Caleb where as outside the club he’s free. Which is also why he only likes to break into empty places even tho lifers can’t see him anyway. So Alex notices that and asks if they can practice with the garage door open and they move the couch outside so then Willie starts watching more.

And Carlos joins and even tho Carlos doesn’t know Willie is there they sit next to each other all the time and Willie will joke along with him.

Setback days where they go find a forest or somewhere outside away from people. Alex skips practice. They go and lay in the grass and sometimes they hold hands or cuddle but sometimes Willie can’t stand it so then they just lay side by side. Sometimes they talk together but sometimes Willie cant even speak, so the Alex fills in the gaps. He tells Willie every funny story he can remember from practice and every good moment they’ve had as a band.

Willie has learned not to believe words, because Caleb lies all the time. He doesn’t believe it when caleb says good job or “I’m not mad” because it’s always a double sided sword. So when Alex figures this out they develop a touch system instead. Two taps means he’s overwhelmed, but there’s more. Two brushes on the arm is him asking Alex if he’s mad, and then alex will either verbalize what’s bothering him (usually anxiety wise) or squeeze willies wrist once.

Another sign they develop later on is when willie isn’t sure what the boys are talking about. Like if they’re being affectionate with each other but Willie doesn’t quite understand. Or if they’re joking with him and he doesn’t quite get it. He has literally not socialized with anyone “his age” in decades and Caleb was always dangerous to talk to. The dancers and singers knew better than to develop friendships. To Willie starts to tap Alex three times if he needs something explained later. Then Alex will have to explain sometimes something simple “no Reggie and Luke don’t actually hate each other they were just bickering over song titles it’s okay they’ll be best friends again after they wrestle over it.” But sometimes it’s heartbreaking. “No Luke still likes you even though you didn’t laugh at his joke fast enough. He didn’t notice I promise and even if he did, that’s not something he would ever be angry at you for.”

Willie doesn’t have panic attacks like Alex does so he never had any idea they were panic attacks. There’s no actual panic. In fact it’s the opposite. He goes emotionally numb and just shuts down. He can’t talk, can’t do much, he just feels as if he’s shut up in his own brain. So when this first happens Alex recognizes it instantly because at least some of it is familiar. He poofs Willie away without a word to the boys and brings them to a quiet spot. Then he steps a few feet away and just talks Willie through it. It’s over an hour later when Willie feels well enough to actually speak but then he’s brushing it off like “oh I’m fine that just happens sometimes.” And Alex has to explain “Babe that was a panic attack.”

After that they add ANOTHER signal of just one tug on a sleeve. They both use it on each other and it means “I am about to have a panic attack.” Then they’ll make some sort of excuse and poof the other out

Anyway Willie relearning what love and safety means with Alex there to support him.

#Willie whump #jatp #julie and the phantoms #willex #Willie jatp #Willie/Alex #Alex jatp #ask to tag #abuse tw #panic attack tw #gaslighting tw

[saltynsassy31]

WAHH ok ok late but here i’ll ask some random more specific questions! DX i’m not very good at coming up with them tho

what’s the relationship between Fishsticks & Hagi in specifics? :7

how did Skipper and his friends form a band again? i think i forgort

how did Emp & Skip realize they liked each other ;3? hehee

what was he like before? like before losing Marcy or getting outta the Octarian army

i’m happy to listen to anything about ur guys so if u feel like saying more please do :3

Oooooh yes! Okay that makes it easier for me to answer XD

Just- gimme a sec cuz it's gonna be LONG hope you don't mind XD

The two's relationship is kinda funny actually lol, it started as a joke as all things does with my fucking ocs lol

Hagi doesn't like Fishsticks, like, at all, and to better understand why I'll talk a little about Fishsticks

He started out as a villain in the story, he is more of an antagonist now? But isn't a full blown villain, but he still does a lot the same as before. He's bad, no doubt about it, his mindset is of that "as long as I am honest about my intentions, it isn't my fault if people decide to take on the offer"

He is honest with his work, he doesn't lie to get people working for him, brutally honest guy

He knows his work isn't good work, but it's honest work, he is a very respected man on his buisness, especially since he is willing to show mercy and care more for his workers than other bosses, which makes him attractive to work with, but just because he treats em better doesn't mean he's always a good boss either, he shows favouritism and isn't shy about it either, he still talks bad about some of them and isn't scared to show his disappointment, he doesn't punish them though, unless they try to conspire against each other or him.

He roped in Skipper in his lowest moment, he had been chasing the boy since they met and took the opportunity he was abandoned and alone to recruit him, he treated him better than his other boss after all, and he doesn't seem to notice that he took a liking to the boy a little more than he bargened for until much later.

Since the two first met, Hagi took a dislike de him, they were married and divorced the first second they met XD

They have this dynamic of annoyed X flirtatious, Fishsticks is head over heals for Hagi and loooooves to annoy him ever chance he gets and Hagi has never hated a man more (that's a lie, he hates Skipper's first boss more), he kinda begrudgingly hangs out with Fishsticks for his son, they do grow fonder over time, but he still doesn't like the work Fishsticks does, but has come around to help his lackies after a rough work day when he is called upon (being a doctor and all and the buisness they do putting them at risk if going to a public hospital)

Fishsticks recruit those in need, taking advantage of their vulnerable state, but Hagi can't deny he's also done good working considering how poor the Splatlands are and many needing work, Fishsticks determination to change the system and all, even through not so... favourable means

He's not good, but he's not bad either

As for Skipper and his friends, well, i think you already know Cherry, her being the first he met since she was working with their old boss way before he joined, she helped him a lot

The other two, El he met after Cherry "died", having been fond of their music, after they suddenly stopped producing music, with Skipper publishing a goodbye song visibly lacking his band mate, he went searching for answers. Now I don't know if he goes to Cherry or Skipper first, but I'm leaning on the idea that he met up with Skipper first, asking for him to start his band again and that he's willing to do Cherry's part, he refuses saying that no one can replace her. Some time later he finds Cherry and tells her she knows where Skipper is and reunites them, at that point he's willing to drop the band idea, but to his surprise they start up again and invite him in

He offers them protection and to help keep their anonymity being a very popular hacker in the underground community

Ame, she is found when they were looking for a drummer, no one auditioned except her, but because she was still a child they refused since they didn't want her getting involved in their work, but she persists and eventually they let her in, especially since she is good on the drums, it's inevitable she gets involved but they do their work to keep her as safe as possible

How they realised they had feelings? Honestly it keeps changing depending on what sad romance song I'm listening to XD

But for the most part, I'm pretty sure it's Skipper who does first, breaking their friendship once it starts getting a little too close after he realised that in his line of work, he'd get hurt, but he still longs for him, noticible in the type of song he writes

He still wishes for Emperor to love him regardless, he's created this version of him in his head that if Emperor knew the type of work he did, found out of what he has done, he'd leave him, he doesn't want to face that reality and leaves before any heartbreak on both ends

But Emperor chases him regardless, especially after finding out how much he truly loved the guy

But I also like the idea that Emepror loved first, and when he found out what Skipper does he is mad and they have a huge fight, making Skipper's worst fear come true and he leaves

After a while Emperor tries to forget him, they cross paths a lot, unknowing to him, and eventually get tangled up together and are forced to help each other out, still feeling bitter, but after a while, they actually talk it out and realise they still love each other, Skipper tries to part ways again once Emperor got hurt, but Emperor keeps chasing him regardless

Idk, I really like enemies to lovers and I've been trying to do that with them but it's a little hard, what I wrote is prone to change a lot, I'll be honest, I wish I had a little help with it but my friend that usually does help me with this stuff knows nothing bout splatoon lore and the manga, so it's a little hard-

And now for how he was like before? Well, he was still a very violent little thing XD he worked hard to be where he is now, my personal interpretation of splatoon is that females are the dominant species (which they are btw! It is stated several times by devs that the girls are stronger lol and even irl, female octo are the dominant ones, idk bout squids tho) as we can see being that there are only female octolings fighting

Of course there are exceptions, as we see with DJ Octavio, but I feel they have to work a lot harder to be in those positions

Which is the case for Skipper, for him to be a seaweed octoling at such a young age, he was basically a prodigy! And he loved it! He loves the adrenaline that comes with working as a soldier, he loves being seen as strong and doesn't like it when it is implied otherwise

Massive ego, but also pretty caring towards those he cares about, he wasn't afraid to show affection or show that he cared (which you can see isn't the case anymore as his old boss made him believe that showing he cared was a weakness, showing he cared for Cherry got her killed after all, and he already had some hesitancy as he had lost people he cared for, he was scared to get close again), he was pretty curious too and loved to learn about people's anatomy thanks to his dad being a doctor, as well as plants and sometimes alchemy, which led to him later be known as the guy with poison

He didn't change all that much besides being weary and depressed and having major PTSD lmao, personality wise, it's still mostly intact, he still likes to look and dress the way he does and still loves music

#salty rants #splatoon oc #this got so much longer than i thought #but it was fun! haha

[avungerthatgotaway]

It all started when...

A/N: hey guys!! i'm back with new oneshot. this one includes mentions of bullying too. i have a lot of ideas about bullied reader, prolly cuz i was bullied myself, and i kinda find inspiration of it now😂

Summary: Russo brothers "host a show" for avengers cast, and they see beginings of cast in MCU.

Warnings: my broken humor (this is a HUGE warning), mention of bullying but not angsty way

Set anytime between Age of ultron and Infinity war.

You were at the show Russo brothers "hosted". It was basically occasional game between avengers cast they would post on youtube, but oh well.

There were: Evans, Mackie, Sebastian, Tom Hiddleston, Scar, RDJ, Renner, Hemsworth and you. As only teen actress on the team, everyone wanted to sit next to you. This time, however, you were between Seb and Tom. Evans was next to Seb, while Renner and Hemsworth were still bickering about who will sit next to Tom.

There was also a huge monitor across from huge sofa you were on.

Joe and Antony were yet to tell you what's going on.

"Soooo" Joe started after introducing everyone to camera. "tonight we are going to go to the beginnings of the avengers cast. Specifically events between employing them, and telling the world about their roles."

All of you looked confused, so Anthony continiued.

"MCU has a certain policy, where we do not allow actors to immidiately talk about their roles. So to ensure this for the lead role actors, we hire some kind of, let's say private detectives. They basically film you in public places, for evidence if you break the contract."

Everyone was staring at them in shock. You were shocked, how did you never notice?

"So, tonight we are gonna see a few funny incidents. Of course none of you told anything, you wouldn't be here tonight if you did."

"So let's start. Chris, you had hard time hiding your role from your brother Scott, didn't you?"

and the madness began

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You just finished watching a particulary funny video, where Sebastian had to tell him mum he didn't get the role. She was threatening to beat up Russo brothers with a broomstick, claiming that "MY SEBBY IS THE BEST ONE THEY WILL EVER GET!".

The laughter died down, and they moved on.

"Y/N." Joe began. Ah, it was your time. You couldn't wait to see what do they have in store for you.

"You are the youngest of the avengers cast. You were 1st year of high school when you got this role, correct?"

"Yes." you said with a smile.

"We know that only you and one more girl from your town auditioned, and both got roles. Her role wasn't big, crossing the street in Spider Man movie. But yours is one of the most important. How did your friends find out you were both accepted?"

"Well, you posted actors statistics. And you wrote there were 2 kids from (your/hometown). You said one was the lead role, and other was not. They knew it was only us 2 on auditions, so it was pretty obvious. I didn't tell anything tho." you said. It wasn't easy speaking about other girl, since she was your biggest bully. But you didn't want to talk about that, so you went on with the story.

"We know you didn't. The other girl was very hard to cope with, from what we saw." on this Tom Hiddleston, Seb and 2 Chrises turned their heads towards you, faces laced with concern. You didn't look at them, hoping video wouldn't show too much. You never told your castmates about bullying, thinking you'd annoy them or something.

"Let's watch it, then." your train of toughts was stopped when Anthony turned on the big screen again, video starting to play.

You were in school, sitting on a bench with your friends, who were bothering you to admit that you got the lead role in MCU.

"But I didn't! I told you. I'm just an extra, what is so hard to believe in that?" you answered for 100th time that day. You couldn't tell them the truth, out of fear of getting fired before anything even started.

"Oh, nothing except that (your/bullys/name) got the lead role then." your b/f/n retorted.

"Cmon, Y/N, you really want us to believe that? That they would choose mindless, dumb bully instead if you." other friend of yours asked.

"How would they know she is bullying me? Why would they care after all, that's of none importance out there. But maybe she is better actress? Or they just like her better? There's nothing wrong with that."

Your friends didn't even get to answer that when (your/bully's/name) walked by, bragging about her lead mcu role (she didn't get) to anyone who wanted to listen. And there were plenty of people who wanted to. She knew you couldn't say anything, so she lied to everyone, saying she got the lead role. You and your friends cought a little bit of her "filming adventures". (filming wasn't even started then)

"...and then after Sebby showed up in my trailer, he kissed me so passionately. You see my make up is smeared, right? It was him."

"But didn't you say you got home yesterday afternoon?" one girl questioned.

"Oh, but he was just so passionate, I couldn't take it off. He texted me this morning, saying he couldn't take my lipstick off either. Tomorrow I have a kissing scene with Tom Hiddleston to shoot. And oh my God, that Chris Evans was just starring at me the WHOLE time. I think he likes me..." and their conversation faded away as they went on.

Your friends were giving you pointed looks.

"Okay can you now see why we don't believe you?" one of them asked.

You just stared helplessly at them,trying to think of an excuse.

"I'm just gonna. Go. Homework and some other stuff that I'm totally not using to get out of this conversation." you said, now half joking, knowing that if there was a hope of them believing you, it was now gone.

The video ended, everyone laughing their heads off at the stupidity of that girl.

"I just want to declare that I kissed no minors in anyone's trailer." Sebastian said seriously, after laughing.

"And I didn't ogle anyone." Evans added.

"And I most definately didn't shoot a kissing scene with minor, ever." Hiddleston piped up.

"I think that is pretty clear. We found out later on, that her family payed, just so she could pass by in movie since she was so untalented. Since then, we have to watch over every cast member's audition, no matter how small their role is." Joe said.

You laughed some more, and then watched RDJ's oldest son and his reaction.

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You and other cast members went for drinks afterwards. They all took some cocktails, and you were sipping your orange juice. Suddenly you felt a hand on your shoulder. It was Evans, looking kinda serious.

"In that videk your friends mentioned bullying. Why didn't you tell anyone that you were getting bullied?" he asked. Suddenly all eyes were on you.

"Well, it just didn't seem like a big thing. I didn't want to bother anyone with my petty problems." you said and smiled a little.

"Kiddo, you ain't bothering us. we are family here, we talk aboyt everything. Please ask for help if you ever need it." Jeremy said.

Everyone else voiced their agreement. You talked a little more about it, but then started joking around, talking about random stuff. The night was great, and you were happy to have them there with you.

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