#it's not cute and im tired of seeing it

[mnmix]

anyone else getting weird vibes from some of the harry styles jokes going around

#and by weird vibes i mean biphobic vibes #listen. i hate him as much as the next guy. talentless hack #but if he's actually queer or not. that doesn't change his shit music and behavior #but ppl going like. 'hed better not come out as bi' or acting like coming out as bi would be like. a PR buzz thing instead of actually #coming out. i need you guys to log off #like why's bisexuality not good enough for you. why is it queer lite™. why is it always the butt of jokes for celebrities to come out as #it's not cute and im tired of seeing it #like same vibes people gave making fun of gerard way for dressing GNC. fuck gerard way. but really? #mix.txt

[fandomrose]

Sunday - Love Hypnosis

Sunday hypnotises you (consensually) to relax you.

No spoilers.

No description of reader or readers troubles so project what you are personally struggling with as you see fit.

No angst just fluff. I thought this concept would be cute. I've seen many a yandere Sunday hypnotises you, and that's great but consider - consent and fluff.

(This isn't a jab, I too enjoy a yandere fic from time to time but I also want to see fluff and I haven't seen this done in a fluffy way yet.)

I don't know why I'm mildly obsessed with this man but I am. (Cough Cough, I read maximum ride as a kid and now I automatically fall in love with winged characters. Cough Cough.) I need him to hypnotise me please and thank you.

(I have a few fics in the works that I need to finish but I'm struggling.)

As usual enjoy. Love ya 💙

"Darling?" Came the light and airy tone of your beloved. Though there was a hint of worry in his voice as he took in your face down, slumped form. "Are you alright?"

He could tell very well that you were not alright. But he would coax an answer out of you one way or another. Though the only answer he received was a groan.

"Darling." He sighs but chuckles at your obviously aggravated self. "Allow me to help you." 

Your body goes limp as you let him move you from a sofa to your shared bed. "My darling. Tell me what's gotten into you."

He chuckles as you groan out a single word relating to your issues. "Life."

"Oh, my darling. You'll let me soothe you for the night won't you?" He only felt it was right after the many nights you had soothed him. 

Patient, kind, understanding. Three words that when asked by others what you think about each other, you'd both say about each other. A pure give and take without a scoreboard, that's how you operated. You were both busy or stressed for one reason or another so that's how things had to be.

The simple love you shared was enough most days but sometimes things went wrong.

Sunday had performed hypnosis on you before so he knew it worked but he'd never engage unless you agreed. You knew the question he asked meant he wanted to soothe you via hypnosis, and with the state of your mind you would happily agree. 

"Please do." 

He wouldn't offer if he didn't have the energy you knew this, a rather large argument took care of that when he'd overworked himself then passed out after hypnotising you once and a medic had to be rushed in. Needless to say, you weren't happy with his carelessness. And seeing how upset you were he agreed to be more careful with his health.

You didn't want to think anymore so as you lay there looking up at him with your tired eyes and weary mind, he smiles. He caresses your face and hair before taking a deep breath and reciting that familiar chant.

"Oh triple faced soul, allow me to take hold of this one's mind and soothe them of all worries and burdens. The word Beloved will be the catalyst for control."

With that simple incantation your mind belonged to Sunday for a short while. Your mind felt fuzzy and slow but not unpleasantly, the way it would when you achieved complete relaxation. 

Like he had done before, he would take you through your nightly routine with this hypnosis.

"Beloved, follow me to to the bathroom." He helped you up while your body automatically followed his words and stood up. 

Walking was about the most complex task you could complete, he wasn't Xipe Themself, so his power only went so far. 

"Beloved, lift your arms." 

You do as told and he aids in stripping you, ready to be cleaned. 

"Beloved, sit on this stool and close your eyes." 

You again do as told his voice muffled through the layers of hypnosis, but soothing nonetheless. "I am going to wash your face first darling." He always narrates what he does before doing it as not to startle you.

You felt a cool, wet, cloth glide over your face and you can't help but sigh with satisfaction. You feel it gently caress your cheeks and softly rub your eyes tickle behind your ears. You hear the cloth being rinsed and wrung, the muffled sounds of the water soothing you further.

"I am going to wash your upper body now darling." And, as before, you feel the damp cloth glide over your neck and upper body, letting him move you has he sees fit. Soft humming coming from him lulls you deeper into his hypnosis. The cloth glides down and caresses your chest before moving to wash your back. You'd make sounds of relaxed satisfaction if you could but your exhausted body coupled with the hypnosis has made your brain devoid of any thought or control. Just how you want it. 

He moves back to the front of you with a new cloth. "Beloved, spread your legs, I need to clean you." 

Your body complies without hesitation and that's what he does, making sure to be extra gentle around this sensitive area. He is thorough but doesn't linger long this time, not wanting to spark anything in you this evening.

Standing to switch the cloth again, "I'm going to wash your legs and feet now darling." Still being as gentle as ever his hands and the cloth slowly makes their way down your legs massaging them as they go. A light massage is given to your feet as well before he finishes and pats you dry with a towel before he deems your body clean.

"Beloved, open your mouth wide." 

He orders next, your mind too fuzzy to think of what else could be doing. You hear more water then feel a hand on your chin. "I'm going to brush your teeth darling." Then light scrubbing of your teeth and tongue can be felt, he is thorough with this area too. Not wanting to be the reason you have cavities he takes his time. Not too long later he finishes with you. You can hear things being put away and muffled sounds of him walking around you, maybe inspecting you. Before he stops in front and, 

"Beloved, open your eyes and stand up. Its time to go to bed."

You're led back into the bedroom now that he is satisfied that you are clean. "Beloved, are you ready to sleep?" 

Compelled to answer, you do. "yes"

"Beloved, do you want to sleep with me?"

"Yes"

"Good, let's get to sleep then shall we." 

The sounds of fabric and draws is all you hear for a moment before he guides you into bed with him. 

"Beloved, lay down." 

When he's satisfied you are comfortable You feel his soft skin against yours, the wings on his head lightly brushing your face in reverence before he pulls them back. It isn't often he blesses you with his naked body, the vulnerability gets to him at times. 

Once you've laid down and he's pulled you close he asked one more question.

"Beloved, are you ready to be released from hypnosis?"

"Yes"

As the words leave your lips he begins the incantation to remove his influence on your mind. 

"Oh triple faced soul, this one has completed this ones tasks and can now be freed from the shackles of my control with no burden."

Everything goes still as your senses return slowly, reacclimating you to reality. A few minutes pass of him softly stroking your head and neck while you come back to him.

"Thank you Sunday" a soft whisper conveying how grateful you are before you promptly pass out the exhaustion and relaxation hitting you full force as you melt into the bed and his arms.

"Oh my beloved, I'd do anything to see you happy and relaxed like this more often. I am grateful for all you do for me so it's only natural. I love you, so much my beloved."

He whispers to your sleeping self, pressing small kisses to your forehead, cheeks and nose. Watching the small twitches at the contact makes his evening and he feels like he too can finally relax.

#hsr x reader #hsr sunday #hsr sunday x reader #sunday x reader #honkai star rail x reader #i needed fluffy hypnosis so i wrote it myself yay #i headcanon him as someone who would excessively use pet names because he finds them cute #and a sense of ownership but shush #but hes really just a tired dude whose life is spiralling out of control and i just want to hug him and stroke his wings #maybe reverse comfort for him next #i have a Neuvillette amd a clive rosfield fic in the works #i want to write for Aventurine but im a bit scared #also ratio #i love him more than i did when he was introduced thanks 2.1 #anyway excited for patch 2.2 Sunday. wanna see him go even crazier but also see him nice and relaxed you know? #the duality of man #this isnt my best work ever but im happy ish with it and just want to get it out. #if you do have constructive criticism thats fine please and thank you #they could never make me hate you sunday #i love him even more after 2.2

[the-kipsabian]

#orange cassidy #kris statlander #evil uno #john silver #aew #all elite wrestling #aewedit #wrestlingedit #wrestling #night gifs #they were so hecking cute enjoy #my beloved #sweet little clementine #alien queen #(also i know technically the gunns are there shh im erasing them i dont see them sorry not sorry im too tired to care) #(rp blogs dont reblog; saving and other personal use with tag credits is fine)

[sporeclan]

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All grown up <3

#clangen #clan generator #warriors oc #warrior cats #sporeclan #only two of them got to get their names :(((((((( #you all have no idea how much i wanted to instantly burst into tears when spottedfrost saw mousegrove doing her best. sobbing. wailing even #also i love you piperkit. she cant stop talking about snails ever to the detriment of her family's sleep schedule and i love her for it #sc moons #sc:mousegrove #sc:piperkit #sc:finchkit #sc:spottedpaw #sc:spottedfrost #sc:cliffpaw #sc:cliffthicket #sc:foxspeckle #sc:oakfox #sc:minklake #sc:fadedtuft #a little fun fact i looked through the files to see what mushroompaws name wouldve been and it was mushroomprance... so cute </3 #im keeping cinnamonpaw's name a secret for now in case he ever returns #edit: i forgot to add the ages and genders................ sigh.............. its what i get for drawing while tired and exhausted

[skitskatdacat63]

"We are not the easiest opponent for everybody else, let's put it that way."

#the quote i think is a ref to carlos and the penalty haha so had to add it #ah also this interview kinda confirmed what i was thinking earlier #about him keeping expectations low and taking any kind of success as a win #even if that means a few points #very pragmatic yknow #he said h'd be happy w being in the lower top 10 #WHAT IF IM NOT HAPPY W THAT FERNANDO? WHAT IF I WANT YOU TO ASPIRE TO GREATER HEIGHTS #but nah im happy as long as its in the points but....id be happier if it was top 3- #nah bcs he had me getting excited over a p5 the other race #but honestly very nice and comforting to see him so happy all the time #also god im so tired and its so late and i still feel ill so the cuteness aggression hes giving me is insane #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2024 chinese gp

[svampira]

it's not like you're going to remember this, anyway

#the caption doesn't make sense cause this is the only thing elias remember but whatever we can sacrifice oc canon for sounding cool #IM SO TIRED. ITS 3 AM #vtm #vampire the masquerade #vtmb #toreador #vtm oc #art #artists on tumblr #anyways his features are a little off but its mostly the pose #the puzzle piece is sillay but cute. just like meee :3 #/elias #scarabocchi #whatever see you tomorrow pleaseee dont flop #oc lore #elias lore

[l3onart]

"Marriage"

#buddy daddies #kazurei #kazuki kurusu #rei suwa #miri unasaka #yes i know rei's ring is on the wrong hand. i pretend i do not see it #also be kind!! #i havent uploaded english comics in a whhile uwuauauaueaewahahah #im so tired #but they? are cute #give buddy daddies a chance

[bloodanddiscoballs]

This probably doesn't count but Pyro/Scout? Or Demo/Sniper (I love my boys)

I’ll get you that Swordvan later but I kinda got carried away with this one so have this lovely bit of Flash Fire! Scout may talk enough for the both of them but Pyro certainly has some stuff to say as well. Click for better resolution

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 pyro #flash fire #scout x pyro #team fortress 2 #pyro uses all pronouns so that’s why you see he she and they #also I headcanon pyro is from Mexico #also idk if anyone saw that bit that the VA for Spy and Pyro did where Medic called asking for date advice #and Pyro go graphic with sex stuff #and Spy refused to translate because it was BAD #so thats what inspired this #Scout and Pyro are cute but also very kinky is what im sayin #its what they deserve #also i literally could not care less about inconsistencies #im so tired #Dez Art

[randomrangerwhite]

Love going into the Farcille tag on here and just seeing posts about how we should let the guys be shipped with the girls or how we should stop hating on the men when shipping Farcille and like just stop it.

Yall never had this much energy defending women in mxm pairings. So why is it every 3 or 4 new posts I see here on the Farcille tag some fan trying to defend why we should uplift the men and give them more attention as if they already don't have enough in series and within fandom?

#like for real im tired of this stupid discourse #especially on lesbian visibility day??? #i just want to see some cute farcille work or headcanon #and i see posts about how Shuro is actually a poor uwu boy and we need to stop being mean because of Farcille #nah we need to be meaner to men like how Fujoshi are to women #im like half joking btw #rrw rants #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon

[sasukimimochi]

B...bunny...

#hello #I couldn't sleep #even drawing this was a struggle tbh im rly tired but i just couldn't sleep #happy easter i guess LMAO #late easter really #just wanted to do something bunny related i dont actually celebrate #doesn't stop the grope wwx train #bc im so out of it i dont really see this as my style it looks weird lmao #still kinda cute tho #GOM x Bunnies? #Happy GOM au with bunnies *sleepy nod* #mdzs #bunny #lan wangji #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan zhan #wwx #lwj #wangxian #mo dao zu shi #the grandmaster of demonic cultivation #mdzs fanart

[starscelly]

happy birthday tyler seguin (:

31 random (mostly giggly) gifs for tyler’s golden 31st birthday ⭐💛

#THIS TOOK SO LONG but i think im happy with it? #i wont know until it posts if tumblr fucks up the quality so #i watched so many open ices #i made all of these gifs with my bare hands #my favorites (not to make but in general) were: #cowboy hat ; tattoo vid ; the dude perf clips ; the clip where he does not pull his shirt down all the way #also i had the stupid listen to the tyler seguin showww tune stuck in my head #the entire fucking time #i never want to see his gay little face (affectionate) every a fucking gain #also let me know if this needs to have a read more bar added? i have no concept of how long it is? #its 5:30am est as im writing this and im so fucking tired? #i think ill schedule to post at like. 9. or something. 9:19 maybe would that be cute #whatever youll see #tyler seguin #dallas stars #cel gifs #this is my magnum opus #also feel free to ask where i got clips from i will see if i can remember (:

[i-suc-at-art]

i wonder if ppl on tumblr would still interact w my acc if i posted stuff other than dpxdc/dp

pls answer it will help me also i will still post dpxdc stuff im just wondering if ppl would be interested in other stuff (if you wanna see other stuff go check out my insta i.suc.at.art)

#danny phantom #dpxdc #i’m just trying to reach more of my followers tbh.. #i wanna see what yall think #I REALLY REALLY ENJOYED STAND BY ME THE 1986 MOVIE ITS SO CUTE #marvel?? #ig i could tag that but idk #idk if it’s ok for me to tag stuff that is really only relevant bc im asking abt what yall wanna see #i’ll still make dpxdc stuff #new chapter of dead tired heist will be out tomorrow #/today bc it’s 1:47 #… #xmen #marvel #oc/sona #personal art

[stars-n-spice]

CRYING

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT MAN FUCKING HELL!!! FUCK THE BAD BATCH AND THEIR FUCKING WHITEWASHING!!!

I JUST SAW THE WHITEST TIMESKIP OMEGA FANART!! AND THAT'S FUCKING SAYING A LOT CONSIDERING HOW WHITE SHE ALREADY LOOKS!!! AND THE FACT THAT I'VE ALREADY SEEN SO MUCH WHITE ASS LOOKING OMEGA!!!! LADY WAS NEARLY AS WHITE AS THE BACKGROUND CANVAS!!!

#got hot ass dilf hunter and for WHAT?? #WHITE LADY OMEGA?!?! #not even worth it at this point #fuck this #i'm so upset #she looks like someone I would be afraid to be around 😭😭 #i wouldn't trust her if i was near her #can't have shit in star wars #don't get me wrong i loved that little conversations #and seeing omega all grown up was so sweet #but fucking hell #that's not my daughter #whose goddamn white baby was that 😭😭😭 #star wars animators use melanin challenge (IMPOSSIBLE!!) #and i'm sad because it was cute art too #im tired guys so sick and tired #i love you bad batch but you fucking suck #tbb #tbb s3 #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 spoilers #tbb omega

[skitskatdacat63]

2024 Chinese Grand Prix - Fernando Alonso

#hello here are your daily old man gifs!!! #every time im like no no i shant gif this no one will care #he always sucks me back in w his cute face #i just love his polite listening smile ITS SO CUTEEEE #this is MY race debrief #anyways about the race itself #im still a bit sad about the whole strat thing like agh idk if he could have done any better if not #but it was really so much fun to see him cut thru the pack like that at the end with fresh tires #it just felt so effortless and it was so hot. especially that part where he almost completely wiped out but saved it so easily??? #but ofc the best part was the unintentional war criminal lockup #apparently it wasnt fully his fault but nah im blaming it on him cause its so funny #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2024 chinese gp #also man aston takes so long to upload their fernando debrief vid #i wanna stay up for it cause i missed the other one and it was too far gone to gif #so i wish i could catch it but ah i gotta sleep its so late

[strawglicks]

People are already whining abt the flag on grahams plushie be for real 💀

#ohh it doesnt represent me .. ok plushies arent made to represent you it represents him #plus its being released like. right at the start of pride month . so its def related to that #god forbid people get a cute pride flag with their plushie that represents said character #‘b but what about me im not lgbt’ … take it off? #if you see a pride flag and IMMEDIATELY have an issue with it. thats uh. thats a problem! #graham is lgbt and always has been suck it up . #heres to hoping this will drive out any homophobes who are FOR SOME REASON in this community #ugh i just needed to complain a bit #its so tiring. so exhausting . im tired of ppl complaining abt how lgbt people express themselves #this isnt just an issue with the plushie this is a general thing #ESPECIALLY approaching pride month. this always happens #theres a SPIKE in homophobia bc theyre desperately trying to silence us #i just want to enjoy pride month but its so hard to bc homophobes get so much louder . #and it ends up just being. exhausting. anyway #heres to a hopefully happy pride month this year . #i just need to avoid some places .

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

really wish my one friend would quit flirting with me. and trying to goad me into hanging out more. and assigning us fictional characters that are oh-so-coincidently either couples or with romantic tension. and then interrupting our gameplay to ask me repeatedly if I think they’re “like us” (which they rarely are…). and matching my icon on discord without asking (again, usually by insinuating a couple connection). and giving me random things I do not want and did not ask to receive (and then forcing me to take them???).

#storyrambles #it’s not creepy. just for context. it’s just irritating because I’ve told this person repeatedly that I’m not interested in romance. #this person is also naturally a huge romantic so it is next to impossible to tell whether it’s actual flirtation or just flirting for fun #flirting for fun is cool. I wouldn’t mind that. but if I do it once this person will take that as an invitation to do it an excessive amoun #but yeah after being given 12 roses out of the blue when I said ‘no don’t buy me flowers’. there’s only so many things that can mean #‘it’s nice to see your face you always cover it!’ …I’m masking. because of covid #I’m narrating a game and suddenly ‘I like hearing your voice I should call you every day so I can hear it for 10 minutes’. …no. #‘you have to take the snack I brought you know it’s rude to refuse a gift’ I have never refused a gift. It is rude. But also I didn’t ask. #‘you know this game is one you can play without talking so we can play more often!’ we already play games once a week for usually 3 hours. #‘but it’s not talking so it’s less social energy’ no. that is not how it works. #sorry for the rant im just. tired. #you know those people who are so pleasant to hang out with and then they try way too hard #and that’s actually what makes things awkward? rather than when they’re just being themselves? #yeah. that’s this friend here. #usually I go along with the bit but when I can never tell when the bit is actually a bit #and you insist on me taking on the ‘girl role’ for most of them #I am not going to play along. #UGH don’t get me started on the ‘you’re cute when you’re flustered’ #I wasn’t even flustered. I was trying to do mental math while running on four hours of sleep and he was staring directly at me #it’s uncomfortable. #also. I never want to hear that again. fuck. ‘you’re cute when you’re angry’ ‘you’re cute when you’re upset’ ALL THE FUCKING TIME AS A KID #will I be so cute after I kick you in the nuts? will I? #(for clarity I don’t want to kick him. I want to kick those other people.) #I need a lot of alone time. I really do. I can do 3 hours and then I will be drained for the rest of the day. #‘how did you grow up? did you not talk to your mom for more than 3 hours a day?’ #first of all. that’s different? #secondly we actually regularly do separate things without talking to each other. or go in separate rooms to take some time to ourselves #also I don’t have to be on high alert for if I’m going to be flirted with. so. #ugh. I like him as a friend. I really do. I know this all makes it seem like the opposite. I try so hard to be as nice as possible. #but UGHHHHHH