#it's never truly anonymous!

[crying-in-the-clean-utility]

#remember! #it's never truly anonymous! #that's how you get written up for 'bad attitude' and 'disrespect!' #nursing #nursing memes #nurse life #medical humor

[canisalbus]

We know Vasco is obviously special to Machete since he rarely allows himself to be vulnerable with other people. But is Machete really that special to Vasco outside of him being an old friend/one of the many people he loves/is seeing?

Vasco adores him. It may be a little cliche but this is supposed to be sort of a "once in a lifetime/love of his life" situation for both of them.

I think they originally met and befriended each other during a very formative time of their lives, and even though the initial romance couldn't last, the impact and impression it left on them was strong. They subsequently lost contact but once their paths cross again over ten years later, largely by happenstance, they go absolutely bananas. Neither of them expected to see the other ever again, Vasco has missed Machete tremendously and Vasco's presence makes Machete feel more alive than he's felt in a decade.

During the time they were apart, Vasco was pressured into marriage and gradually started having flings of various lengths with other men, while Machete was first ordained a priest and then created a cardinal. They begin seeing each other again and because of their shared history, the relationship becomes deep, exclusive and committed fairly quickly. They definitely see each other as their life partners and eventually start to act like a married couple, within the severe constraints of their situation of course.

#Vasco has never had issues finding company #he's had lovers before Machete and because he outlives him by some 30+ years he likely has lovers after him too #but squarely in the middle of his life there's a ten year period he's madly in love with this one powerful but miserable catholic hound #he hoped it could go on until they're old and grey and still seeing each other in secret #Machete's downward spiral and resulting unexpeted and untimely demise breaks him in unprecedented ways #he learns to live with it but never truly recovers #answered #anonymous #Vasco #Machete #Vaschete lore

[the-magnusinstitute]

Omg sexy evil eye man hi

I’ve just logged in to this account and I see this? At 10 in the morning?

#magposting #answering asks #I’ve been informed about the ‘tagging system’ #According to Murphy this is where ‘we get unprofessional’ #So be aware. You are never truly anonymous. #tmagpod #the magnus archives #tma #tmagp #the magnus institute #elias bouchard

[yuwuta]

If megumi asked uzhsjdhshd omg I totally see it tbh him wanting you, but I don't think megumi would ever ask yuuji to share you, in any type of way at all. (not trying to push my own hc here!!) I feel like yuuji himself would be the one asking megumi. Yuuji knows that he's yours just as much as he knows you're his. And he loves you too much, a lot, it's purest type of love he has ever felt for anyone. And megumi is his best friend, he loves him just as much, right? Yes, not the same love between you and him ofc but yes. And I have no idea what they were doing but yuuji's just says, kind of out of the blue, that he'd let megumi fuck you. The reason being exactly cause he knows you're his, and you're just so so good that he needs to have someone to talk to (about you and always so respectfully) and who better that his best friend?

you’re opening the pandora’s box that is itfs + reader…. god….. 

okok i agree. if you’re dating yuuji, megumi would never ask, yuuji would be the one to bring all three of you together. definitely because he loves you and you’re his, and he loves megumi too, so it just makes sense that his two favorite people also get to have each other—but also, yuuji can tell megumi likes you, and he can tell you think megumi is attractive and since yuuji’s so nice, what kinder thing to do than to set you two up so he can watch (: he definitely enjoys being the mediator, also enjoys the somewhat awkward air between you and megumi, how yeah, maybe it’s a little taboo that the two of you are about to make out while you’re boyfriend watches, but yuuji likes that too… also he likes knowing that you both like him. like how lucky is he that his best friend and his girlfriend adore him so much :(( you two together makes so much sense in his head, because he talks to megumi about you, and he talks to you about megumi, and now, he can just pour all his love for both of you out at the same time

but also…. i’d like to think that yuuji’s maybe not so nice when it’s the other way around—when he and megumi get together first, and you’re megumi’s best friend. he’s not mean, but he does like to tease... how naughty of megumi to ask out yuuji knowing he’s still got a crush on you, and god does yuuji like to tease him about it :/ jerks him off and taunts about how he knows megumi’s dirty little secret—that he’s in love with his best friend and fantasizes not just about having you, but about watching his own boyfriend fuck you too… 

yuuji knows megumi would take his feelings for you to the grave if he could (he’d have done the same with his feelings for yuuji if yuuji wasn’t the one to ask him out), but where’s the fun in that! you and megumi are sooo cute together after all, so yuuji doesn’t mind trying to get you two to confess to each other too. uses his proximity to megumi to get closer to you, takes advantage of his bubbly disposition to be physically affectionate with you, uses megumi’s feelings to his advantage to tease, to wink, to smirk whenever you and yuuji hug a little longer, when he texts megumi that he’s meeting up with you for lunch, when he gives you his jacket and doesn’t ask for it back… there’s so much fun in watching megumi blush and whine and get off at the thought of his best friend and his boyfriend together. and the thing is, yuuji genuinely does like you, too, he sees what megumi sees in you, and he thinks megumi is crazy to have not asked you out before, but he supposes everything happens for a reason, because now, this way, yuuji gets to be there and watch it all happen under his guidance. there’s something about the power, about being the bridge between you two even though you and megumi have known each other for much longer, about being in control of a dynamic that could have, but wouldn’t exist without him…

#anonymous #can u tell... ive thought about this before.... GODD #the locked folder in my notes app dedicated to itfs + reader..... maybe she will see the light of day after all LOL #my itfs heart.... anon u dont know what you've done.............. #also the divide between the way the 3 of u come together is like.... #if ur with yuuji its just like.... hes got too much love for either one of u #and even when he gets to share u with megumi its not enough he loves u both and there's no real proper way to ever fully share or express i #but watching u two fuck is about as close as it gets to feeling like all his love is coming full circle #but the other way... when hes with megumi and can see that megumi still wants u and then yuuji gets to know u and wants u himself.... #now h'es got too much power and its power that neither u nor megumi truly see or understand until ur all in bed together #which is crazy bc in theory u and megumi should be stronger should know each other better should be the two friends sharing him #but it's not. it's yuuji who brought u three together and it's yuuji that knew about ur feelings for each other before u and megumi did #and in some weird twisted way u owe it to him and he definitely likes to reap his rewards #and even when u three are together he doesn't stop teasing... #sometimes he makes megumi be meaner to u... coaxes him into thinking he should teach u a lesson for never being able to see his feelings #u owe it to ur best friend to show him how much u love him dont u.... #but then other days he'll turn it around... make u the baby and soothe ur tears... #because its only fair u take the both of them bc they love u sooooo much they just wanna be good to u #but also how fun is it for yuuji to remind you that megumi knew he liked u and still asked him out... maybe u should want revenge for that #maybe u take it out on megumi maybe u take it out on yuuji idkidkidk #anyway... #itafushi x reader #yuuji x reader #megumi x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuji.ask

[almea]

The way bmblb predicted the bees' confession word for word like :

"Now the flowers are in bloom

And you've chased away my darkness and gloom

When the wind blows through the trees

And your voice is like a song in the breeze

My doubts disappear every time that you're near

Clouds seem to run from the sky

The thought of your kiss

Sends my soul into bliss, I get high"

IT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED,, THE CLOUDS, THE FLOWERS, ALL OF YANG'S DOUBTS

IM CRYING SO MUCH RN TT-TT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL

(I ALSO REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE USE TO SAY IT WAS ABOUT HER BIKE AND IT MAKES ME CACKLE

Either Jeff was like "I'm going to TECHNICALLY spoil this in a non-canon song and no one's going to know it's a spoiler until after the fact" or the writers were like "Okay, but Jeff already gave us the sappiest, most romantic imagery possible."

I'm going... to fucking pass out. I cannot deal with this. What the fuck y'all?

It's been almost 10 hours, why am I crying even more now??? IS IT FINALLY SINKING IN???

#Anonymous #Annie babbles about RWBY #Bumbleby #rwby spoilers #I am truly in shambles #I have never been more in shambles than right now

[cockworms]

rat that dispenses blood like a faucet and you cant turn it off

this has been sitting in my ask box for like 2 or 3 years now. i couldnt bear to post it i love looking at it its like a brother to me. but if you love something you should let it go

#also i was going to do art for it but i wanted to make it truly spectacular amd i know im never goung to get around to it 😭😭 #anyway i love you anonymous #fav #rat ask

[yeowangies]

you ask raditz to wear a condom and he’s like.. a what? once you explain it to him he thinks you’re fucking with him like i gotta wrap my dick in something? doesn’t say no but is just… confused… lol 💜

"You want me to wear a what?" Raditz is looking at you, confused and a little annoyed, and it's hilarious.

"A condom."

"The hell is that? A costume?"

"No." You laugh, covering your mouth in amusement. "It's, uh... something made of latex to put on your... penis."

"Is it like a kinky thing?" His eyebrow raises high in his forehead, before his grin turns mischievous.

This is not going how you expected.

"No, no! God... It's for protection!"

"Protection?"

"Yes! It prevents pregnancy and infections and-"

"You're fucking with me, aren't you?"

You bury your face in your hands and groan. Luckily he hasn't lost his erection during your definitely not at all explanatory description.

But after Bulma got pregnant in what could only be a case of incredibly bad luck, you just had to be careful. It's a miracle you haven't gotten pregnant yet.

"I'm not, it's literally a rubber 'coat' you put on your dick."

"I know you must be making this up." Raditz points an accusatory finger at you, and you jolt, surprised. "I gotta put something on my cock? And it's not kinky at all?"

"It's not, it's-" You stop in your tracks, an idea popping in your head. A bad idea but might as well. "You know what? It's definitely kinky. Totally like a cock ring."

"The fuck is a cock ring?"

"It's... I'll show you. Some other time."

#truly how do you explain what a condom is to someone who's never seen one. #drabbles #yes. i'm capable of those. sometimes #raditz x reader #replies #anonymous

[kraviolis]

Belos: I’m going to raise Luz as my daughter and ensure that she remains pure and loyal to me.

Also Belos: I’m going to let the 7-years-old clone of my brother take care of her I’m sure he’ll be able to do that.

you joke but thats LITERALLY his entire thought process at first. he's so isolated and arrogant that he couldnt possibly comprehend the idea that luz wouldnt see him as her father despite the fact he literally told hunter he was going to be her older brother and never once encouraged hunter to see him as anything but an uncle.

i attribute this to the fact that philip is an orphan who only ever knew his blood brother as his only caretaker, so he sorta took having a brother for granted and didn't realize that was something you could want rather than something that just Is.

(also caleb was the only person philip ever truly knew + loved and even well into his 300s he never once picked up a child psychology book and realized that Perhaps His Worldview Was Skewed Because Of That.)

he literally like. could not comprehend the idea that you could even choose your own family outside of like. being adopted by someone. thats the other thing with him being so annoyingly christian in this AU, he was taught that your blood family (esp yr parents) is always the most important thing in your life & you should always be grateful to them no matter what.

(this is another factor into why he keeps making grimwalkers. in his own twisted viewpoint, it's him giving caleb another chance. and another. and another-- at least in this specific characterization of him.)

philip thought that him adopting luz would mean she would immediately be eternally grateful to him and call him father and the whole nine yards. but he forget to actually express that expectation until it was too late (aka until he heard her call him uncle for the first time)

honestly, hes not MAD about it. he's just sorta :( about it bcus hes not actually insane and can still logically think like "she did say she had just lost her real father to an illness its perfectly reasonable for her to not want to replace him" (he doesnt think it outloud but he also enjoys living thru her vicariously

but also later on as she gets older it gets to a point where he's like "ok its been years now why isnt she trying to replace him yet" bcus he thinks its a normal + healthy part of the grieving process to replace the person you lost (figuratively or, in his case, Literally)

#qna #anonymous #little lamb au #toh #also luz is sort of catholic in this AU bcus she was raised like that #as in camila + manny would take her to church on sundays and she did sunday school sometimes and they'd encourage her to pray #but they never like. enforced it on her. it was more of a cultural thing for all three of them than a spiritual thing. #but belos is DELIGHTED when he hears baby luz praying out loud before bed on her first night in the castle #he tries to casually ask her about it like 'what is this God can you explain it to him' #but then as he listens to her little five year old explanation of God and Jesus she drops enough hints to make him realize #'Oh Good Lord She's Fucking CATHOLIC?' #'god truly is testing me by guiding this lamb into my care but no matter. no child is beyond redemption' #cue belos trying to push her more towards protestantism by attempting to have religious debates with a fucking. five year old #who has no concept of religion beyond 'jesus died for my sins which means i shouldnt lie to my abuela about taking an extra empanada' #sorry i love belos forgetting that religion exists up until luz arrives in the demon realm #and then he realizes Oh Fuck Thats Right. Im Doing This For God & Jesus Not Just For Fun #and then suddenly remembers everything his pastor from 400 years ago ever said to him

[jellycreamjammedart]

Just say you think cp is ok as long as the minors are fictional you fuckin pedophile

Normally I ignore hostile or pre-judgmental asks on the off chances I get them, but I'll make exception for this one because it seems like a good opportunity for some much needed nuance-- also because I get this person's disgust, I really do.

But you, my fella, must understand that this isn't about the morality or even lack thereof behind dark fictional content, at all. You must realize that wanting dark and taboo fictional content (yes including that one you mentioned) not being allowed to exist actually does nothing to improve or protect irl lives, much on the contrary actually. No, I don't think there's any possible moral reason behind fictional cp content (nor do I find it 'ok',) but once again, this isn't about morality.

Please take a moment to read this thread (it words this topic better than me) then think it over. Trust me, it's a better use of your time than annoying ppl online with words you can't even bother standing up for with your name/face.

#like yeah i get your kneejerk reaction n outrage #but you must not let your disgust alone call for morality esp with fictional content #believe me i dont like pedophiliac fiction and wouldnt want to engage or come across it personally #and i def dont think it should just be posted wherever without abandon without the proper trigger/content warnings filters tags #or outside the proper spaces #if the contrary happens the problem isnt the dark theme itself existing but an INDIVIDUAL problem of the author being forgetful at best #or an asshole at worst #but i understand this kind of content has to be safe to exist when properly handled even if i dont like it nor would look at it #bc if you allow censorship even the tiniest margin there it will never ever just stop or stay there #it will 100% of the time always try to spread and take more #you dont need to engage or like or even agree with dark content at all! #but you must understand that either even the darkest and most grotesque and disgusting type of fic is safe to exist #or NO forms of fiction are truly safe to exist at all #yes even the fictional content you'd deem pure and kid-friendly could be at risk then #anon #anonymous #jellycream answers #psa #idk what other tags should be here im drawing a blank srry

[goldrushzukka]

Is aidays your favorite piece youve written? Idk if its the latest or most popular but i def see more of it, but i also love your other works! Which one is your favorite?

aidays is probably my best work in terms of actual quality of writing, and definitely miles ahead of anything else in popularity & engagement which is why you see so much more of it. but my favourite will always be isn't this the vision that you wanted.

i love vision zukka so so so much they're my happy place. vision is pure joy for me. i was so new to the fandom when i wrote it, I just remember being so excited to fuck around with these new silly little gay people my brain wouldn't let go of

#without vision there would be no aidays btw. i would never have written aidays if i hadnt done vision first #she is truly the mother of all of this #mine #asks #anonymous

[insinirate]

PLZ tell us about the expensive clothes Nai buys Vash, that he never wears! 🙏🏾 Also anything else he does to pamper Vash, I am all ears 👂 he must be the most loving dogboy owner. Also, in this au, with Vash more head empty, is Vash more at peace? I know the premisis is dark, but our boy had some self love issues before dogification. Is a side benefit that he likes himself more now?

you could say that!

he doesnt question a lot of his scars or that hes missing an arm; as far as nai tells him thats just how he is and thats good bc hes vash

self-doubt, competence, future, ambition, appearance, doesnt matter to him now! all he knows is be good and nai will take care of it all

#it irks nai that vash will never love himself as a truly intelligent being would #but thats fine. he can love vash enough for the both of them #kv #medical malpractice / #anonymous

[canisalbus]

IDK if I'm phrasing this correctly, but in my brain, Vasco is, like, the personification (caninification?) of an afternoon chilling on a back porch swing.

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#ah #that's adorable #I can totally imagine him doing that #answered #anonymous #Vasco #to me he usually conjures the feeling of being warmed by sunlight #winters in northern Finland where I'm from tend to be pretty rough at least for me they are #they last about six months or so #sun starts to set earlier and earlier until it gets dark before 2 pm #in december the sun barely rises at all it's like this brief moment of twilight at noon between two 22+ hour nights #it gets harder to wake up in the morning and your energy levels plummet you go into battery saving mode #polar night messes up your brain seasonal depression gets really bad #and the cold and dark goes on and on and you feel like you'll never feel warm or happy or properly awake again #but eventually it starts to veer towards spring and on one day you notice that the sun is shining??!?! #not like bleakly and weakly but proper sunlight with warm hue and capability to actually warm the things it touches #you've forgotten what it looks like when it's truly light outside #and it's the craziest feeling to see bright natural light it blinds you and pierces right through into your very core #being kissed by the sun for the first time in months feels unreal it feels SO GOOD #I don't know it's probably not that big of a deal for people around me #but I personally react to things like changes in temperature and the amount of daylight pretty massively #I like to think that Vasco is a first ray of sunlight hitting you after you've spent what feels like an eternity in someplace cold and dark

[wholesomepostarchive]

the most wholesome thing is seeing that the wholesome post blog runner is probably one of the nicest people ever :3 i’m generally Terrified of sending asks especially to a blog that Does Things like this but seeing you talk in the tags instead of just reblogging and moving on makes you seem very friendly and approachable !!!! and i hope u know i appreciate that :] i hope you have a wonderful day and both sides of your pillow are always cool and that if you see a random cat on the sidewalk it won’t run away from U ♡

woah, META-WHOLESOME!! thank ya for the compliment, i try my best to carry out those kinds of traits i value!!!!! i’m SUPER super glad that ya did!!! THANK YOU THANK U!! always appreciating how much of an impact this lil blog has on top of appreciating u for sharing as much with me :-)

it’s always a TRIP getting to hear that something i do that i wasn’t even really mindfully doing makes all the difference?? i’m just really, REALLY grateful for all the different kinds of posts that get sent my way and seeing cool + uplifting + sentimental + OVERALL WHOLESOME posts that i express my thanks + ramble a bit in the tags haha !!

i ALSO hope you have as terrific of a day as you’re able to! and i hope you’ll enjoy seeing more posts pop up!

AND YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE but i got new pillow cases like a week ago THAT DO JUST THAT! AND THERE’S A NEW CAT ON THE STREET WHO HANGS OUT WITH ME SOMETIMES (i’ve been planning to see if he has a microchip, but i know for a fact that the neighbors who feed all the stray cats on our street already have a cage + are well-versed in TNR, so i’ve been thinking about asking them first because the thought that someone could be out there looking for their pal is enough for me to “do it scared”) !! SO THANK U NOT ONLY FOR THE SWEET SENTIMENTS BUT ALSO FOR THE UNEXPECTED HILARITY OVER THE FACT THAT THEY’VE COME TRUE???

#and i get it!! running a gimmick blog (as i’ve heard it be described) is v v different from the other blogs i’ve got going!! #ik i’ve said it in the past but i genuinely think what makes for the lack of ambiance is the fact that i didn’t really? start this blog out #as a gimmick blog in mind?? it was kind of just for me to ‘archive’ Solidly Wholesome posts in one place #by the dates i saw/read through them + let them flow over me. because there’s already a timestamp ya know? #but the Vision was that i’d go through this blog + see that a year ago on a particular day was Important #which is still something i do when i have the the time BUT now i ALSO get sent wholesome posts!!! which WOAH #became a collective effort whether you’ve mentioned me in one post or climbing up to the triple digits now haha!!! i appreciate them all #TRULY :-) #and i’ll also admit that i don’t really remember if i kept the ask + submission channels open because i thought ‘hey maybe i’ll get one #or two someday from someone?’ or if i kinda forgot to close ‘em because i think i only block Anonymous automatically for all the blogs #i’ve got?? THAT will probs be a mystery for a long time to come if not forever BUT am glad it’s all worked out in ways i never saw coming!! #also APOLOGIES FOR NOT ONLY RAMBLING IN THE TAGS BUT THE ASK!! #Apple Pie is defs a priority for me rn and i’ve done some research + talked to my neighbors about TNR being the best bet in our area #last we spoke anyhow which was some time ago #also my parents apparently got into taking stray cats to a TNR program a few cities over so i’ll ask ‘em too probably??? #BUT FIRST THING’S FIRST: checking for a microchip #10/13/2023 #asks #wholesomepostarchive

[anonymouspuzzler]

what made you wanna do museum administration? administration in general? would you recommend this career path to anyone?

administration in general just turned out to be something I was fairly naturally good at - I imagine some of it is because adhd Forces me to be extremely organized and laser-focused on What's and When's and Putting Things In Folders And Spreadsheets For Reference. between this and being Creatively Minded I ended up in various jobs in various fields where administration was The Name Of The Game to some degree, which gave me a lot of background in a lot of different things that nevertheless benefited from my administration skills. this, in turn, ultimately led me to get a part-time museum job when I went back to school and needed money, and when I was there I realized that All My Various Jobs In Combination contributed to things that needed to be done in a museum admin/management/curation environment! (and bonus: was Massively Creatively and Intellectually Fulfilling For Me!) as with so many things, recommending it very much comes down to who You are as an individual; ie. if you need the exact same thing to do every single day most museum work probably isn't gonna be for you, since a lot of museum work (especially in smaller museums) requires wearing many different metaphorical hats (which is something i enjoy in both a metaphorical and literal sense. as you all may have noticed)

#anonymous puzzler answers #it is very funny how things you never expected to lead to each other in life Do. In Fact. Do That #life truly is full of doors like that one day said I think

[cluster-b-culture-is]

cluster b culture is somehow my gender is also cluster b

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#cluster b culture is #cluster b #npd #aspd #bpd #hpd #Mod Reef #anonymous #MOOD #our gender is just. nothing gender left kenochoric/masc BUT it's also every personality disorder we have but shifted slightly to the right #because autism #our gender is NPD and ASPD and SzPD and StPD with a little bit of an autistic swirl. you get it #anyways gender and identity are complicated and i've given up almost entirely on concrete labels for it by now #there's a few big ones that are pretty overarching that we use (kenochoric and masculine for example) #but we'll never be able to truly get into the nitty gritty of it #and we're (personally) fine with that

[auroblaze]

hope this worded properly xD: are you still in the yugioh/puzzleshipping community to talk about them?

afsjgfg yeah I think so!! Haven't got the chance to draw them much lately but ofcourse I still enjoy it!💜

#auro ask #anonymous #most hyperfixations never truly leave me it's a problem JHFJHDG #yugioh #puzzleshipping