I have gotten to the point that I've stopped packing lunches cause I know I'm not going to have the time to take a lunch
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you know you're good at your job when every single person tells you "thank god you're back"
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be nice to your liver tho or you'll end up on my floor!
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yep. that's me. the only person on the schedule.
night 3 of 4 is lookin a little rough....
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WAIT PEOPLE ON TUMBLR ARE REAL FUCKING PEOPLE
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was reminded of something that happened last week at work.
having just finished my admission and med pass, charge texts me with the following:
"I'm sorry but you're next up for an admit, you'll be getting 12 from the ER."
she follows this up with:
"Official diagnosis is penis problem"
now little bit of explanation here, when the automated text for the charge gets sent out, if the patient doesn't have an active principal hospital problem, the diagnosis is populated from the triage nurse's notes.
however, I do wish I worked with a few more queer folks because I had to stop my fingers from responding with "Level 2A packer incident."
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We had a patient last night who was a textbook case of electrolytes imbalance as a result of nausea and vomiting. And I didn’t say this to the patient because I didn’t think they’d appreciate it, but it’s kinda great when the way you are so so sick is like exactly like the textbooks say it’ll be. Like not good that you’re having sudden new onset muscle weakness and tingling, but buddy this is gonna get sorted out with an efficiency you won’t believe. We fixed like 85% of the stuff wrong with this patient by midnight and we marveled the whole time about how this patient was seemingly concocted in a lab so I could walk my trainee through a highly manageable crisis
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sorry pharma/dental students, tell me in the tags,
and sorry for lumping together pharmDs, dentists and anyone else i might be missing, tumblr has a limited number of poll options and i wanted to include "other/see results" lol
also, put in the tags why or why not
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vote on your braggable nursing talent that you can't tell anyone because they won't listen!
Sometimes I want to tell people, “You think that’s cool? I can completely change a diaper and a bed in less than 10 mins with a two hundred pound sedated person still in aforementioned bed.”
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lol myself and most of my coworkers looks sleep deprived. the only slaying we're doing is being slain by overtime.
So in nursing school do they tell you that you have to have bleach blonde hair and shitty eyelash extensions to get your license or something? Or do these bitches actually think they're slaying?
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