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wutheringmights · 7 months
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sometimes i'm kinda tempted to change out my icon, but then i will lose the I'm Sorry Women Hat and i can't let that happen
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rottenbutrecovering · 2 months
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I absolutely live for this message about my abuser's poetry
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istadris · 1 year
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American animation movies : noooo we can't have a cartoon character say "kill" or "die", children are going to be scared, use softer words and euphemisms
Super Mario Bros Movie :
NOW YOU DIE.
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smoshidiot · 6 months
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what fucking timeline am i in where smosh themselves reassured that they don't want to force me to read any ianthony smut
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cornertheculprit · 1 year
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i think the funniest interactions in jfa happen when phoenix and franziska start ripping into each other in court while the judge just sits there going. h. hey. guys? there's a trial going on. um. is this gavel on. hello? like this scene where they're just fucking death glaring at each other:
Judge: Um... Uh... About what you were talking about... I didn't quite get it...
Phoenix: ...
Franziska: ...
Judge: Um, n-never mind. Let's continue with the testimony...
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androgynousblackbox · 7 months
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Watching video of guys debunking cheaters in the speedrun community is so fucking funny. Like most of them are these at least close to their 40s guys with super monotone voices, no attempt at humor even, saying with the most serious straight faces possible that this fucking space money Ompilula doesn't usually collect as many strawcherries and for the run to be valid they should have more magical lemonmoonpies from the tree (named Larry) before. As you can see on their timer right here when the boyfriend of Ompilula, the space mime Nonose, throws confetti to celebrate by the end. Like how you even do that. How do you all read that, record yourself saying it and keep it together.
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ablednt · 2 years
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The funniest thing about plural characters existing without being explicitly stated as such in media is all of the singlets trying SO hard to make sense of it they’re playing 3D chess over here trying to comprehend and it’s so funny because plurals just understand it instantly
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wereh0gz · 1 year
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Geraldoom is my favorite ship now
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zero-cycle · 2 years
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I don't think I'll ever be over Marcus Fireworkss calling tumblr 'scary' and 'terrifying'....completely unaware that a good 50% of his regulars and one of his mods are all tumblr mains
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boilingheart · 1 year
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an honor, soldier o7
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dragonlover44 · 2 years
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my brother and his fiancée, are basically having a shot gun wedding, since they need to be married so he can get a visa to visit her family overseas. it’s ridiculous and they had like at max one and a half months for planning and everything. they have a tentative date now.
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spyglassrealms · 1 year
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had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing
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artkaninchenbau · 3 months
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Crocodile finds a strange stray cat an 11-year old Nico Robin (AU where they met 13 years earlier. Robin's been on the run from the World Government for 3 years. Crocodile's 27 and has not set up base in Alabasta yet)
It seems like I have become possessed. By some sort of demon.
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seagiri · 23 days
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they turned mickbell into a girl in the latin spanish dub so... congrats mickbell???
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liquidstar · 5 months
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Yes, Greece still exists, we didn't all die 2000 years ago. Yes, people speak Greek. You people are so fucking stupid for real. So many of you claim to love ancient shit but can't even acknowledge the actual living culture of the people whose mythology and classics you romanticize. You keep leaving annoying comments about how you just forget Greek people still exist, thinking you're being quirky because you love ancient stuff soooo much that you forgot about the people it came from. You think about it so little you don't even realize that an actual Greek person has to read this shit, making it clear how little you actually care about the culture beyond the romanticized (and westernized) mythology. Don't claim you love Greece, don't use our mythology anymore if you can't acknowledge that we're still around without making it about how little you think about us. It's mind boggling that you'd think a Greek person would read this and think you're anything but obnoxious. Explode.
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payasita · 11 months
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
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