My biggest writing hurdle is getting rid of prepositions at the end of my sentences. My midwest ass can't do it. Yall out here saying shit like "Where is my charger?" Bitch....that sentence feels unfinished. It's "Where is my charger at?" Or we're fighting. Out here raw dogging life saying unfinished questions like "Where are you?" Excuse you. It's"Where are you at?"
Motherfucker.
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The other gods: Hades is the king of the dead, he is bad, he was definitely the one who did it all
Hades: hi guys, sorry for the tortuous path it takes to get to my house, would you like some pomegranate juice? A snack?
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had a category 5 lesbian moment looping midwest princess for the past couple hours so i drew some stills from this vid
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btw mutuals every time i see yall in my notifs i do this motion as a means to express my joy at a mutual enjoyment of content
its instinctual at this point
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she is so unspeakably lovely.
hello little monster, now bound to my soul. do not worry or be afraid. of course i will cradle you with gentle hands
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Just another day of me wildly misinterpreting lines from the game
Here's how it played out in my head
Petition to let Epel eat what he wants. Someone mentioned an apple fritter. He deserves an apple fritter.
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My Spidersona! :D
I'm calling him Phan Hạo Nhiên but ig Spider-Vietnam or Spider-Viet works too? :o)
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Prompt 235
“Mother, I have made a friend.”
Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully.
Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it.
Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window.
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The people want to see Mithrun’s second life (me, I’m people)
Inspired by this post. Mithrun having service animals is just perfect! Can’t believe I never thought of that. He always has a big team caring for him but in Melini, he needs to manage on his own at times when he’s not working and Pattadol is busy
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