#it's a JOKE don't come for me

[deqncas]

man, was everyone on the set of supernatural horny for eachother??

#it's a JOKE don't come for me #supernatural #spn #WHO is dating WHO??

[gentlebeardschild]

is this a thing yet bc it should be

I've been watching ofmd with a friend(it's her first time watching it) and every time izzy is on screen she goes "OHHH SHIIIT,, A RAT" referencing the video above so i made it official 💀

#it's a joke don't come for me #ratman #izzy hands ratman material xoxo #ofmd #our flag means death #izzy hands #ofmd memes #ofmd meme #our flag means death meme #our flag means death memes

[horsemeatluvr23]

happy pride month????

#idk if anyone's already posted this on here #i've seen it on reddit and twt but not tumblr #sorry if you've already seen this #so proud of him for coming out #<- JOKE #don't kill me #smallishbeans #joel #joel smallishbeans #horsemeatposting

[egophiliac]

CROWLEY SSR THOUGHTS

there is zero basis for this, but I can't get this thought of my head

I don't know why I decided to draw it this way

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #(these will be relevant in a moment) #this isn't going to happen. but WHAT IF. #anyway i didn't get him (damnit birdman come home) so i had to look up his story #and let me tell you friends my findings were SHOCKING #crowley canonically likes vegetables which means that the crowley is revaan theory = BUSTED #crowley is sailor venus = CONFIRMED #(i know 'whip of love' is a saying but that's where my mind always goes) #DISCLAIMER: this is (mostly) a joke please continue to hold whatever theories and headcanons you want #but look. c'mon. look over here at this whiteboard i've covered in red yarn. #revaan being a picky eater has come up multiple times and there is an entire whole bit about how much he hated jerky and refused to eat it #and now they've made a point of talking about how crowley will eat almost anything and loOoOoves wild game meat especially #it's SO stupid but i can't help but read way too much into it #(this is tumblr if you don't want to see incredibly stupid overanalysis of anime guys then why are you HERE) #and i gotta hold on to something because otherwise whenever malleus and crowley are onscreen together i just keep going 'same hair color... #unless this is like. some kind of deep cover thing. #lilia doesn't recognize him because he saw him eat a green bean once and revaan would NEVER #crowley's secret is safe for another day #(serious hat on: i do think they're probably connected in some way) #(but there's something deeper going on that we're just not clued into yet that will hopefully explain things) #man forget revaan what if crowley whips off his mask and it turns out he was meleanor this whole time #wait hold on meleanor loves jerky. IT ALL FITS...

[vivid-vices]

bungou stray dogs as dogs (from this post)

#don't come at me for akutagawa it's a joke i love him!!! #bsd #bsd memes #bungou stray dogs #ellie.posts

[hkrieg]

Everyone's favorite (or least favorite) martial god...

#tgcf #tgcf spoilers #don't @ me about hua cheng I KNOW HIS IDOLIZATION ISNT LIKE THE SANITIZED/CHERRYPICKED IDOLIZATION FROM OTHERS OK ITS A JOKE ITS A JOOOOKE #he is a king who is realistic about the good and bad his god is capable of #all right here come all the character tags #xie lian #hua cheng #banyue #feng xin #mu qing #white no face #qi rong #jun wu #lang ying #lang qianqiu #bai wuxiang #tgcf fanart #things by me

[trifoliate-undergrowth]

Pin-Lee suggesting that Murderbot start reacting to its injuries more to let humans know it’s been injured after realizing that it’s been casually walking around after a fight leaving a trail of Fluids. It’s like “I could.. probably write some code for that I guess.” and Dr. Mensah is like “don’t worry about it if it would be distracting to you. Just.... tell us afterwards. We want to know how you’re doing” and it’s like “i can give status reports yes.”

Pin-Lee is like “I still like the idea of you giving an indication you’ve been hit. For example.” she points finger guns. “Bang oh no I have definitely hit you with a projectile. Indicate that somehow.”

Murderbot, with extremely flat inflection which would not immediately seem like a distress call to nearby humans: “Ouch. I Have Been Injured.”

Pin-Lee is like “hm no there’s gotta be some sort of. I don’t know, you don’t have to verbalize if you don’t want to, maybe there’s like an alarm noise you could make? or an “AAA!” sound? Okay let’s try again BANG”

There is a brief delay (less then a second) and then Murderbot responds with damage vocalization option 2.

“File:Wilhelm_Scream.ogg” blasts through the station.

#imagine me sleep deprived at work cackling about this idea behind my mask #imagine me coming home for a nap an texting the words 'wilhelm scream' to my own email so I don't forget this #murderbot; done: AUUUUUGHH #Pin-Lee: WHAT THE FUCK #everyone: *laughing* #the murderbot diaries #murderbot diaries #personal (ok to rb) #'they're still using 2020s audio file format in the future?' look don't question it #it is intentionally unclear if this is 1. a joke 2. a 'fuck you' response or 3. completely serious. or all 3. on murderbot's part

[akiacia]

miscellaneous bmw (and xavier)

#akia art #olba #baxter ward #olba xavier #xavier valenti #olba mc #i started referring to them like this as a joke but i've unironically come to like it 🤣 #pls don't come for me bayerische motoren werke ag #(ty to the tags for xavier's surname! i was wondering if the game ever provided one

[hunter-sylvester]

They require VERY specific care & are NOT a light commitment!!

They need to be brushed DAILY (sometimes more!)

They need to be taken to gigs on a regular basis.

Their enrichment items can get VERY expensive 🎸🥁🎤

They need plenty of space to headbang.

They are LOUD. Don't even think about getting one if you live in an apartment, your neighbors will not thank you.

They CANNOT be pop-trained. There are ones that like it but you can't force that- it's not typical behavior for them.

YES they can make very loyal companions. YES they look like a lot of fun.

BUT they will get very grouchy if not looked after properly!! Think before you buy & do NOT get them from a breeder jfc don't even get me started. Metalheads should only ever be bred for recreational purposes, not profit.

#satire #this entire post is a joke please don't come for me #my post #metalhead #metal #shitpost

[feluka]

"the muslim world" excludes religious minorities in the region and "the arab world" is considered to be erasure by some ethnic minorities and "middle east" is a colonial term and "swana" is not recognizable enough i propose we name ourselves after the one thing that indisputably unites us all. the fairuz nation

#do not come at me with the 'do you id as arab or african' discourse please i don't want to actually get into this i just want to make a joke #and assert me allegience to queen fairuz #<leaving the typo. pirate with good music taste:

[ihavesomejays]

bootlicker

keebs i did it i fixed what yours was missing bro !!! anyways good evening wriolette nation i hope you're eating well because i forgot to eat my birthday cake because i was drawing this !! wriothesley was my genuine reaction when i discovered neuvillette's thigh highs im ngl ANYWAYS everyone go check out my good bro @k33bsi (artist of the original art this one is based on) who will provide you... mostly with mdzs ngl but hey fandoms intersect in the most unexpected of ways maybe you guys will be into that

closeups under keep reading

#artwork #digital art #doodle #art #rkgkillust #illustration #genshin #genshin memes #genshin impact #wriothesley #neuvillette #wriolette #neuvithesley #old men yaoi ig #i don't like the term yaoi for reasons but the joke was too funny for me to resist #i kind of want to eat my birthday cake now but i know it's too late and i will regret it because i will not be able to digest it #that's what it felt like when i wasn't able to draw more fanart because i had to sleep early these past couple of days #i've been cranking out the fanart fr lately #it comes at the cost of not drawing as much original stuff in my sketchbook #side note but hoyo really skimped out on the muscle with wriothesley #it was at this moment that i realized i forgot to give wriothesley some GRISTLE ON HIS CHIN FUCK #know that i intended for some gristle #you can't tell me that he doesn't have sideburns like abraham lincoln

[pinkd3mon]

Star Allies Guest Star teams

#kirby #kots #kirby of the stars #kirby fanart #taranza #king dedede #meta knight #magolor #susie kirby #bandana dee #welcome to Kirbtober where I'll post one shitpost per day #what do you get when you combine someone who likes to joke a bit too much and two people with dead relatives #you get what you fucking deserve /j #you guys don't know how much star allies mean to me #the character interaction potential #nothing fucking happens in-game but in my mind everything happens ñ #don't worry hal I know what you were cooking i get you... #in scale of power it's first Taranza then Magolor then Susie #but i feel like in a scale of bullying/strong will is Susie then Magolor then Taranza #magolor comes out as gay and susie says 'in that outfit?' #susie probably treats Taranza as a poor little meow meow and Taranza finds it condescending #but it's a cute girl paying him attention what's he gonna say?? stop?? #that cute girl is also a lesbian but Taranza needs to count his victories no matter how small they are #star allies may not be perfect but it gave me the triple threat team and for that it gave me decades of content #what else can i ask from my blorbos #meta knight is up on a star block because he has a complex #he likes to feel tall

[egophiliac]

Have you heard of the "Crowley is Malleus' dad" theory going around? Where Prince Levan (or whatever his name is) didn't actually die and just went out to get some milk and is now known as Dire Crowley, the silly man? The implications of that theory is absolutely hilarious when you think about it

hold on, we can figure this out, we just need LISTS

PROS THAT CROWLEY IS SECRETLY REVAAN/LEVAN/LAVERNE/WHATEVER:

unspecified fae of some kind, with similar coloring to Mal

the animal masks are apparently a Briar Valley thing

has some kind of big blackmailable secret that was alluded to in episode 4, and then as far as I know never brought up again

(unless this was just Azul bullshitting, which is extremely possible)

based on Diablo, which...maybe means something?

has canonically worn Dad Shorts

CONS:

(gestures to Crowley's entire personality)

NO LISTEN Revaan was the guy they sent off on diplomatic missions and to take care of delicate political situations, and...look, I love this dweeb, but would you trust Crowley to be in charge of negotiating your war treaties

despite my brain insisting on reading his name as "Raven", Revaan's title does imply that he was also a dragon (or super into longan berries, I'm not ruling that out)

currently unclear why Lilia "my closest friend Revaan...he is no longer with us...I used to make fun of him for being kind of a priss about eating jerky..." Vanrouge has somehow not noticed or said anything

Malleus' Aloof Anime ~Aristocrat~ vibe had to come from somewhere, and by all accounts it was NOT his mom's side of the family

???:

turns into a bird in the opening, I don't know if that means anything but it's kinda cool, I guess

all that aside, if Malleus and Yuu are any indication, then the Draconias have...questionable taste in their social choices. so anything is possible!

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers #disclaimer that this is half joke and half speculation so like. please take it in good spirits and don't yell at me #right now i'm leaning away from crowley being revaan because i think the evidence is currently circumstantial at best #but who knows what the future will bring! #man. whenever i consciously remember that crowley is diablo it also reminds me #that his name is supposed to be pronounced like dear and not like the word dire #which always fucks me up a little bit. this is the worst thing about him bar none. #damnit crowley #anyway every time a new part comes out i rewatch the opening just in case there turns out to be any more foreshadowing #(there never is) #(but that ONE really quick bit where you can see overblot azul means i always have to look) #which is to say i have been carefully reanalyzing all the crowley bits and i have reached the conclusion #that i still have no idea what is going on with him #he may be the world's biggest mastermind or the world's biggest idiot and these are not mutually exclusive #(this is a strictly pro-crowley post btw) #(i'm allowed to make fun of him because i love him dire-ly)

[tommykinrd]

Hen having Buck's back vs. Buck not having hers ↳ For @alkaysani, my partner in nuance ♥︎

#911 #911edit #evan buckley #hen wilson #* #*parallels #alielook #tuserzee #tusersonny #usernicolo #usersmia #queerbuck #usersray #userisaiah #fourteenthofaugust #userbon #useraish #userfnuggi #userriel #usermadita #tuserella #janielook #quicklings #userbuckleys #userrin #singinprincess #tuserambs #coming out as not only a*ti maddie but also a*ti buck #this is a joke if you don't know me #this was born from the fact that buck would've shown 100% support if it was bobby or eddie's leadership being questioned

[lavendorii]

I'm sorry you had to find out this way maya

#THE FACT THAT THIS ISNT EVEN A JOKE IS BEYOND HILARIOUS TO ME BTW #EDGEWORTH WAS REALLY LIKE ''i need your help please come back'' AND PHOENIX WAS LIKE ''OKAY!!!! :]'' #txt #ace attorney #narumitsu #soj liveblogging #lavendorii hall of fame #emmie don't look #containment breaker

[originalartblog]

(domestic skk?? here???)

Sometimes it's hard to be vulnerable but they're working on it.

#i decided i'm nice again #@carrotkicks you destroyed me with chuuya plushie angst i'm riposting with the chuuya plushie comfort that possessed me #also coming out as someone who draws dazai's hair like they're dog ears it's like atsushi's single hair stripe and tail-belt #look up french spaniels look at their ears and tell me that's not dazai #(chuuya can be a cocker spaniel. or a cavalier spaniel. to match.) #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #bsd chuuya #bsd nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #bsd dazai osamu #skk #soukoku #nawy's comics #i put chuuya in that outfit when thinking how akutagawa has civilian clothes so chuuya must hang out in something else too #but since i gave him the same thing for my AU it can be whatever now #aaaaaugh i've been looking at this for too long i can't say if it's good or not WHATEVER #getting out of your comfort zone is hard. i don't do domestic stuff. i do jokes and concepts and canon stuff.