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brennan lee mulligan: old king cole was-
me: omg a mechanisms reference
brennan lee mulligan: -a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he so he called for his pipe and-
me: king you’re getting the lyrics wrong this is so embarrassing for you
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also picked tons of blueberries and made a compote… added smoked chilli powder and a little red wine for added dimension
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877158 · 9 months
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nhl players as textposts: the penguins’ core part 2
pt. 1
pt. 3
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cocainetiddies · 1 year
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I gave in and bought totk
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theladyinwhite13 · 9 months
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how could you hate HIM?!?!
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in my head james is brown and you can't argue, and i am choosing to ignore everything jkr made, atyd is canon and just lovers is atyd fanfiction, just so you know, and yes i am insane, why do you ask?
WAIT NO NOW YOU’RE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE I’M A BAD PERSON!! Ok, one, my only real impression of james is that chapter where he bullies snape. two, i’ve never read atyd. and three, when you say it like that, it sorta makes me sound like I don’t like him BECAUSE you think he’s brown, which is NOT TRUE!
unfortunately, you’ll have to give me a week (read: a month) to read something that paints him in a nicer light and THEN I can start to like him more
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xnoel · 1 year
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I didn’t expect to like Black Knight this much (I’m on ep 5)
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antiticketmaster · 2 years
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How am I just finding out Sara Bareilles covered Clean last year
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corpish · 2 months
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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21
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carouselcometh · 6 months
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Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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starbuck · 6 months
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i say i like tragedies and everyone’s all like ‘why do you like sad stories? are you depressed?’ and never ‘how was the catharsis? was the catharsis fun?’
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pangur-and-grim · 4 months
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I'm turning 30 this month, and for some reason have become suddenly interested in material possessions. like what if,,,,,,,,my couch was nice. what if my sheets were nice. is this what happens to you??
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kavaleyre · 1 month
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• The Hanged Man •
“Compared to what Falin went through? This is nothing.”
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mag200 · 1 year
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one thing about orpheus and eurydice is you guys are all like “i’m different i wouldnt turn to look at her” because you are all familiar with the story of orpheus and eurydice. but orpheus wasnt familiar with the story because he was in it lol.
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ciderbird · 4 months
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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helixsnake · 11 months
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I remember someone saying "mad scientists in fiction aren't scientists because there's never a control group"
I think if you've created an elixir that turns people into goat men you have sort have gone past the need for a control group. The control group is not going to placebo themselves into goat men. You can probably not run the control group, and safely assume that none of them would have turned into goat men. That said, having a control group for that would make the mad scientist seem extra crazy and be really really funny, especially if he was carefully testing them for goat like features from the dyed water they drank instead of the elixir
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bewarethecircles · 9 months
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I went through every possible emotion in those last 20 minutes, plus some that I made up on the spot! how are y'all?
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