Thinking about it i am nervous about pulling for General lilia hahaha
Why??? This is not my first date with him or anything.
I have said and thought some unholy stuff about him before 😆😭
Common Hana why are you like this??? Ahhhhhh
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Anyway I’m a clown because this is how I chose to costume myself as a female Orc for a renfaire
In my defense, it was nearly 100 degrees out and being sexy is fun
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When neither of you have a condom but he promises to pull out, swears he can do it and tries so fucking hard to be a man of his word— and he is. Clinging to that final piece of resolve as he fights the allure of your warm, wet cunt. Moving his hips back as he begins to pull his slick-soaked cock from your ruined hole, ready to fist himself and spill his cum all over you.
But you make every ounce of his resolve crumble all around him when you tighten your thighs around his hips, lock your ankles behind his back, giving him no choice but to drain his balls and fill you with everything he’s got to give.
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And so we return, as all things do, to Centaurworld.
[X] Should I draw Nowhere King Black Pearl? Vote now!
ALSO! White Pearl’s design is once again cosmicwhoreo’s
Actually I’m not leaving this in the tags. I loved doing those funky backgrounds, but it also means a diversity loss because he fucking speared her on bisexual beach DX
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We were robbed of a Hueso Jr. episode because good god I need he and Leo to interact.
I can just imagine an episode where a very busy Hueso has no choice but to ask Leo to babysit, and Leo’s like heck yeah I’d rock at that.
And of course Hueso is constantly like oh god what if something goes wrong that’s PEPINO he left with his CHILD.
So continuously throughout the episode he imagines the worst case scenarios for what could possibly be happening.
Every time Hueso imagines another catastrophic scenario the scene cuts back to Leo and Hueso Jr just calmly watching a movie or playing a game or something else equally as innocuous.
Eventually the worry gets to Hueso so much that he cuts his business short and races back home to see -
A peacefully sleeping Hueso Jr smiling as he lays snuggled up next to a shockingly quiet Leonardo.
He’s pleasantly surprised, and agrees to ask for Leo again next time he needs a babysitter.
Or, as it seems he may need to, when Hueso Jr. wants Leo to visit.
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Genuinely believe that the biggest and most heart-wrenching immediate twist from those first two 16-years-later to the flashback episodes start is Jiang Cheng’s character/personality
Jiang Cheng when you first meet him in the future is a stern and serious man who does not smile or seem to willingly speak to Lan Wanji, who would lightning whip a stranger who he suspects is possessed by Wei Wuxian, this great and terrible villain
Jiang Cheng in the past is immediately a sometimes serious but frequently silly boy, who excitedly follows his big brother Wei Wuxian around everywhere and copies what he does and clearly loves him so much
the knowledge that something is going to happen to shatter that idol worship style big brother love is immediately obvious and hangs over the show sword of Damocles style
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