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My Marshall Lee cosplay/drag number has my gender in a chokehold rn.

Like where’s the HRT that makes me just look like this

#reblog if you agree that I should be able to look like a monster and have my insurance pay for it #marshall lee #adventure time #cosplay #drag king #transmasc #trans #I just wanna be a faggy vampire is that too much to ask for #my face

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a part of adult life you never really realize as a child is the constant need for bowls in so many different sizes. you're always doing something and going "man i wish i had the right size bowl for this" no matter how many bowl sizes you have

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Alright who wants to have a passionate fling over the summer?

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sometimes i like to imagine i’m a fictional guy’s PR manager because i’m a masochist and love the idea of how many ulcers the job would give me

#I AM spike’s pr team in my social circle

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crossfaded on a pastry + a little drinky drink

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What kind of HRT is there to look like a vampire?

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There needs to be 400 hours in the day so I have more time to do fuck all

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CHAPPELL ROAN Coachella — April 12, 2024

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people

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girlhood is touching your necklace whenever you feel nervous

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this tweet genre is so fucking funny i need more of them

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what a lot of people don't understand when they say "vibes" is that it's just a fancy way to say inherent biases and inherent biases are wrong sometimes

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need my dick sucked so bad but i have this stupid ass vagina