#it’s not gonna work honey

[oddthesungod]

blue and green 💙💚

#critical role #critical role fanart #dashrym #orym of the air ashari #dorian storm #ashton greymoore #critical doodles #suggestive #i suppose #ashton honey you need to freshen up ur nail polish #also is it weird to feel self-conscious about posting too much art??? #during the week i'll tinker with various drawings inbetween work #and then come the weekend i'll just have a bunch of em that just need a couple finishing touches #and then i'll have a ton of shit to post #but also be like 'odd stop youre gonna spam ppl' #and it makes me feel self-conscious #I DONT KNOW MAN #anyway........ hey how you doing #seen any cool birds lately?

[cokalee]

OC vintage ads!

#there goes my art tag #oc #finished works #ocs #honey eyed tea merchant #my beloveds... #ying lie #hai ran #original characters #original story #original art #concept art #concept illustration #Hai ran is a gu qing player and she's PRETTY MEDIOCRE I'M NOT GONNA LIE.... #but it is her job #Ying lie is very good at his job (tea merchant and officiator of tea ceremonies) but he's also two faced as hell (haha)

[sepulchritude]

So since I have (had?) a perfection file in Stardew, here's what I can see that's new in 1.6 right off the bat!

There are two new menu tabs. One tracks your animals, and the other tracks your special items. It looks like there are a lot of new special items, too!

The farmer tab now has a few helpful trackers for which bundles you've completed, your house upgrade level, what floor you've reached in the mines, and the number of stardrops you've collected! I have no clue what the star gauge is for! :D It might be something entirely new, because I don't know why else it would be empty on a perfection file. I also have no idea if the little trees in the corner mean anything. Possibly it is a seasonal thing? On my other file, they're palm trees instead of pine trees, so I assumed it related to Ginger Island.

As for the collections tab, there are 10 new shippable items, 4 new fish, no new artifacts or minerals, 1 new cooking recipe, 9 new achievements, and 2 new secret notes :0

There are also several interesting new crafting recipes, but I haven't dug through to find them all! There are also probably more waiting to be found as I play. The ones I'm excited about are the tent kit (looks like a one-time use, portable sleep spot so you don't pass out!) and both the bait maker and deluxe worm bin (I love fishing). The crafting tab has also been organized really neatly in a way that I appreciate! It's visually AND logically appealing :D

There are also several mentions of moss and forest neighbors(?) that are very much intriguing me! If you're reading this, you probably know what this stuff is about, but I just opened up the game! I can't wait to find out :DDD

#i have my work cut out for me to get the file back to perfection #otherwise mr qi will repo my golden chickens D: #he's gonna take *checks animal tab* #narcissus icarus light glimmer shimmer chris jr preminger frumpums chicken-little banana veruca honey and columbo D: #stardew valley #stardew valley 1.6 #sdv #sdv 1.6 #sdv perfection #sepulchritudinous #undescribed

[novantinuum]

gnawing at the bars of my cage

can we please Stop telling SU blind reactors all the fandom drama and SU crit that came out of every episode so we can allow them to just enjoy the show like a normal person at their own leisure and make their Own opinions thank u

#anyways if i see a SINGLE person comment anywhere from SU s3 to s5 that 'warning the end of s5 is rushed' i will rush right in with #'IN YOUR OPINION' #bc like i know i've beaten this dead horse against the wall a million times but It's Not Rushed Honey it's literally just Fine #it's an Ending #it's Entirely Serviceable #rushed would be if steven pulled a deus ex machina out of his ass at Garnet's wedding and magically healed all corrupted gems by himself #with the power of uwu or whatever #but NO he has to work for his healed corrupted gems #the ones that caused the damage Fix the damage as reparations for the harm they perpetuated #steven learns he is Not His Mom and gains a more stable sense of self #that's all p good and thought out shit to me #i think the ONLY thing that i can remotely point to as potentially 'well damn that was a lot all at once' #was the new fusions one after another. but like come on. why you gonna be mad about that. just enjoy it and have fun brenda #they thought they literally had No More Story and wanted to leave the fans this one last gift #and instead what they get is fans whining that it's 'rushed' #rushed has a shit ass connotation these days #why can't we just say what we mean and call it 'lean storytelling' #it's all the story we needed to get a cohesive ending but without any fat #and like i LOVE me some fat sometimes #but like!! even non fatty meat tastes good! #my god #jen rambles #edited tags to clarify my meaning ahahah

[billseacaster]

you can tell nandor and marwa aren’t gonna last because she says she values intelligence in a partner

#wwdits #honey. it ain't gonna work out

[ithinkdogshouldvote2]

I straight up DO NOT believe that Terry Jr. is in hell. They're going to get there and he won't fucking be there. He won't be there because willy lost all his leverage, hes gonna bring back Terry Jr. and hold him as a bargaining chip because he KNOWS scary cares about him.

Scary cares about Terry jr so much that she asked willy to bring him back, and when she knew he wouldn't, that broke their partnership. Scary loves Terry jr more than she fears willy and willy KNOWS that.

Why wouldn't he hold Terry Jr hostage? He's done it before. If some guy who's not even scarys real dad means so much to her that she'd forget all the fucking favors hes done to help her ungrateful ass get stronger then he KNOWS she'll make the trade of the doodler for Terry jr.

It works mechanically too. He's definitely strong enough to know wish if he's a sorcerer or wizard, but if he's a warlock, he has to look to his old buddies. Luckily, Bill is a bard who would have access to the spells ressurection and raise dead. While barry is a druid who would likely (depending if hes level 17 or not) have access to the spell true ressurection. All he'd have to do is convince one of them to cast it. They're scared of him. They likely would if he threatened them.

DO YOU HEAR ME?! WILLY STAMPLER IS GOING TO FUCKIGN REVIVE TERRY JR TO USE AS LEVERAGE FOR GETTING THE DOODLER SEND POST!!!!!

#bro i am onto NOTHING #me when i grasp at straws #scary honey im so sorry i called you ungrateful i didnt mean it #NO BUT LISTEN IT WORKS #IVE CONNECTED THE DOTS #(i havent connected SHIT) #im gonna feel so fucking smart if im right #dndads #dungeons and daddies #willy stampler #willie stampler #terry marlowe #scary marlowe #terry jr #terry stampler #the doodler #dndads theory #over analysis of dnd mechanics and dad-based storytelling #shitpost #kinda #mostly a theory #mostly unironically crazy speculation #dnd #ron stampler #i dont know if willy is a wizard sorcerer or a warlock but anyway you spin it theres a fuckign way for him to revive my boy #can you tell im wrecked over terry jrs death? is it obvious? #hes gonna come back #(manifesting) #update: just remembered that barry has the cuffs on his ear but hed still probably be able to ressurect terry #he wont be able to heal willys missing hand but i think he could loophole it with terry

[peppermint-whiskers]

HELP I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO BE THIS DETAILED

UNDYNE'S KILLING ME LMAOOOO-

#papyrus honey you're gonna run right into a spear 😭😭 #youre carrying fragile cargo!! #pepper's art #wip #work in progress #utdr #undertale #papyrus undertale #sans undertale #undyne undertale #papyrus #sans #undyne

[obihoe]

kaguya literally hates obito so much, she does NOT want him as her jinchuuriki. as soon as he seals her inside of him, she's like im gonna make ur life HELL, boy. let me OUT

#actually she hates mdr even more but thats beside the point asfdfsfds #mdr gets special treatment #he gets the extra shit package #the one where youre fooled at first into thinking that this will work out #she's like :) we are doing great together honey #u are soooo awesome king u are doing so well #im gonna lend u my power ... but then she EXPLODES him at the end anyway. asfsfdfds #mdr literally gets the clown package #the one where youre not just rejected as a host. but clowned on and humiliated beforehand as well #feeding his hubris ... only to then push him off the throne at the last second .. >:) #kaguya #thats what she gets off on #kaguya LOVES humiliating powerful men #its her whole purpose in life #obito #madara #posts

[babycham]

Important question how long do we think it took for Guy to buy this hoodie after watching Barbie?

#he is totally gonna force honwy to wear it or it won't smell like themmm #and honey will only do so when hes at work #redacted audio #redacted asmr

[honeybunny-sawamura]

Daichi loves spending his birthday quietly with you. He’s the type that doesn’t need big parties or mountains of gifts. He just wants to cuddle up close with you and maybe watch a movie or two. And even then, you two aren’t really watching it. Instead, you and him are busy have a soft intimate moment: gazing into each other’s eyes, sharing slow and sensual kisses, and having your hands explore each other. Nothing fast and lustful, but slow, sensual, and leaving each other whispering and giggling each other’s name against parted lips. The lights are low, maybe even off, with just a warm glow from candles or fairy lights or the Christmas tree still up. Daichi doesn’t wanna be in a cramped street or temple nor in a bustling party. He just wants to be with you, in the low glow of the New Years, whispering I love you’s for just you to hear.

#small snippet for Daichi’s birthday #sorry i could writr much cuz work’s got me drained #so happy for this 3 day weekend #just gonna chill with hubby Daichi ♥️ #daichi honey #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #daichi x reader #daichi x you #daichi x y/n #daichi x fem reader #daichi x male reader #daichi sawamura x reader #daichi sawamura x you #daichi sawamura #haikyuu daichi #hq daichi #sawamura daichi #daichi fluff #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu!! fluff

[makorragal-312]

Not Emma trying to actively sabotage Itsuomi and Yuki and then getting absolutely WRECKED in the process.

#a sign of affection #yubisaki to renren #a sign of affection episode 5 #a sign of affection spoilers #yuki itose #nagi itsuomi #emma nakazono #yuki x itsuomi #I was willing to give Emma just a little bit gf grace #I mean she wasn't calling yuki names or being a bitch to her or anything #but once she saw she was with itsuomi she just decides to blurt out a lie to make it seem like they spent the night together #only for that not to work because of Yuki's hearing loss #and then itsuomi looked at her like #the fuck are you talking about #we didn't do shit #sweet sweet karma #hopefully she just drops this one-sided crush on itsuomi before the season ends #but honey listen up #HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU #and you drinking yourself into a stupor every time he rejects you is not gonna change that #move on honey #and shin #stop enabling her #please and thank you

[milkweedman]

Potato leek soup and some honey whole wheat bread from yesterday.

#they go very well together but not quite as good as if id made soda bread. the honey is a little too much for soup i think ? #was glad to try out the recipe tho. i wrote it up from memory for a friend and have been worried i was wrong #abt proportions and all but its fine. #tbh the way i cook is like. if the recipe require specific amounts of stuff and substitutes dont work #then im not gonna make it. im a #'throw stuff in a pot on autopilot' kinda guy. like with stuff like quiche especially #i dont HAVE a recipe i just do some stuff with what i have and then bam. delicious quiche every time #so... writing up recipes is a little difficult but im glad this one at least worked for me xD #cooking #baking #now all i need is some tea... too lazy tho

[direwombat]

two picrews and a uquiz

tagged by @inafieldofdaisies, @cassietrn, and @voidika to do one or more of these picrews

Picrew 1 // Picrew 2

and/or to do this uquiz! which hozier song is your oc?

took this one twice because there were a few qs where syb could go either way on

TAKE ME TO CHURCH. ah, religious trauma. i feel you. but i think you're really brave to try to find something real, even if it doesn't look like what your family thinks it should. also, you have the sexiest song of them all, so uh. good for you ;)

IT WILL COME BACK. why is it so hard to stay away? you might have a tendency to get addicted. and it makes sense. if you've always been starving, then any scraps look like a feast. but you really do deserve better than this. i hope you treat yourself with kindness.

tagging: @jillvalentinesday, @purplehairsecretlair, @aceghosts, @adelaidedrubman, @madparadoxum, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @locustandwildhoney, @testyfestyenthusiast, @strangefable, @alexxmason, @deputyash, @josephslittledeputy, and anyone else wanting to do one or more of these! (to be added/removed from the list for tag games, like/reply to this post!)

#'i know who i am when i'm alone; i'm something else when i see you' #'jesus christ don't be kind to me. honey don't feed me. i will come back' #'through the cold i'll find my way back to you. oh please give me mercy no more. that's a kindness you can't afford' #'i'll be howling outside your door. don't you hear me howling?' #brb adding 'it will come back' to the jakesyb playlist #it works both ways #but ugh...yeah #take me to church is good too but i think 'it will come back' is more fitting :') #also that first picrew is so cute i'm gonna cry i do lowkey love how cute she looks

[ohplasticheart]

just finished watching sonic prime and uuuummmhhhh is that it? that ending was so underwhelming somehow and the battle a little too long

#i have so many questions????? #does shadow remember anything????????? #i thought the shattereverse would disappear with the prism back together but its just another door????? #are there two prisms now??????? #now that im thinking about it shadow carrying sonic bridal style to save him feels like something they just added to slap on the trailer and #attrac the sonadow girlies like bees to honey (it worked on me at least) #like there was no reason for that they were right there how come everyone is such a bad driver #is nine really just...all alone on the grim????? #didn't they said all of this was actually just season one??? like when they announced it i feel like there was a chance for s2 #but it feels like thats just the end like yeah everything is back to normal #what happened with the emerald they lost on the void??? it doesn't matter???? like its just that one that shadow had???? #on that note what was the deal with the void? it seemed like that was going to be important #well im gonna shut up now its 3am and i dont think i should be thinking this hard about a kids show

[fstbmp-a]

fuck it, ten likes and I'll put the bat on the backburner.

#My Kingdom ;; OOC #i'm making it a touch difficult since i already said i wasn't gonna add her #and i have honey being worked on as-is #but ny'all literally putting rouge art on my dash to tempt me so i might as well shake the bag of treats and see if ny'all are committed

[arcanewonder]

#bg3 #bg3 spoilers #playthrough: honey #honey really said there was only room for one unhinged bard in this party #she didn't even hide the body #blood tw. #gore tw. #i do feel bad for alfira #she would have made an interesting origin companion i think #i'm gonna work on screencaping ast's reaction to this shitstorm at some point :O: #gif warning