#it’s cause he’s so smooth

[autumn-trekking]

Liking Star Trek TOS is just slowly developing a crush on every member of the bridge crew, I don’t make the rules I just follow the law!

Like why am I LUSTING after this silly fucking guy rn???? It’s just what happens!

#Like why am I being suducted by him?!?!?! #this is the reason why new trek and aos is so jarring for TOS enjoyers #everyone is too conventionally attractive #whe what we want is the rizzless 60s swag #Like new Spock? So hot and sexy and I love that for your legacy king #and I can live with you hot Spock because he’s supposed to be early in his career and shit #but when Ethan Peck takes his shirt off (and he’s fine af and he should be proud) the magic is GONE! #it’s cause he’s so smooth #like why am I looking at a smooth Spock? #the tiddies are biblically accurate but the hair was the FLAVOR #So I’m glad new Scotty seems like a silly guy and I wish him well on his journey #montgomery scott #Scotty #star trek #star trek tos #autumn trek posting

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

epic fail <3

#howdy: im about to be soooooo smooth <3 #howdy five minutes later: *putting up a 'Store Closing: Everything Must Go' sign* #all he wanted was to give barns an opening for pickup lines... smh... #while i love the idea of howdy being rizzed as fuck #cause realistically he probs would be #i also like the idea that hes so Cringefail when it comes to romance #he's constantly tripping over himself #luckily for him barnaby loves him anyway! #either that or he Is rizzed. but barnaby is really good at misinterpreting everything he says #both are Amusing! #scribble salad #welcome home #laughingstock #barnaby x howdy #howdy x barnaby #theyre both Such Disasters in my mind #like they both try soooo hard to Convey Their Feelings and they both consistently miss by a hair #and yet half the time they're both still like 'haha nailed it' #babes you did Not. you didn't <3 #I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM I LOVE THEM THEY WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN I LOVE THEM-

[dylanconrique]

tim "i'm not trying to be romantic" → gets his girlfriend a 1st place trophy before she even takes the detectives exam because he believes in her so much, and then writing in a little '7' next to it after she notified him that she didn't do as well as she had hoped SEEMS PRETTY FUCKING ROMANTIC TO ME.

#*carly #ik i said i was gonna go on a little hiatus cause i'm currently working through a little depresive slump but..... #that doesn't mean i missed out on tonight's ep especially since it's actually a really good source of serotonin for me it's my fave show 🥺 #and my brain couldn't help but make that parallel from that scene after lucy giggled like 'this is cute you did good' #HAD TO RATTLE THIS OUT OF MY HEAD AND SHARE IT WITH YA'LL #the rookie #4x22 #6x03 #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well #AND TO THINK BACK TO S2 TIM WHEN HE WAS DATING RACHEL AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO GET HER FOR HER BIRTHDAY SDDZFRTYGHJKL #HE HAS COME SO INCREDIBLY FAR #i mean we all know he secretly got game..... #he just never showed off those smooth moves as much in his other relationships cause he never felt really attached to them #BUT THIS IS LUCY WE'RE TALKING ABOUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #THAT'S HIS BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #HE LOVES HER AND WANTS THE WHOLE DAMN THING WITH HER #A HOUSE BABIES GRANDBABIES ALL OF IT #sorry i made the connection and it made my brain go buzzerk #ttfn ta ta for now 👋

[skitskatdacat63]

This photo was life-ruining for me(and @sweatyflytrap ) honestly....

#wanna make a comp of bahrain 2010 for both seb and nando tbh #probably seperate but #there was something in the air that weekend!!!! #i was religiously looking through seb pics from this race the other month to draw statue seb #and was super enamored w him aasjkfkgl but didnt look too much depeer cause i didnt wanna spoil the podium #and then i finally got here and damn nando looked fucking majestic on the podium #like i was absolutely dying making those gifs bcs he just looked so beautiful #<- i actually made a comp of all the close up shots bcs bark bark bark 😵‍💫😵‍💫 #AND THEN I GO LOOK UP THE PICS AND MY GOD 🫠🫠 LIFE RUINING #this pic is from before race day obviously but like smth was in the air no????? #all the podium pics live in my head rent free. golden and shining and beautiful #but i also downloaded like...100 pics of him from this race so jusy this one seemed pretty baseline to post #but just know. bahrain 2010. haunts me. #as i said im so irritated it wasnt a vett/onso podium bcs my god both of them were slaying that wknd #well yeha. there's my rant. maybe ill make a comp :) #smth also that i find funny is that he was pretty stubbly for the whole wknd but then #shows up for the race itself smooth like a dolphin....HE KNEW!!! HE KNEW HE HAD TO SLAY!!! HE KNEW HE WAS GONNA BE ON THAT TOP STEP #*lmao maybe my comp post would be titled: 'pics from the 2010 bahrain gp that were life changing' #im looking back at the podium pics rn and its just insane how youthful and bright and pretty he looks #also abt this specific pic. his lashes his big cow eyes his pink lips his fluffy hair GODDDDDDDDS #f1 #formula 1 #fernando alonso #we do a little bit of f1 #2010 bahrain gp

[starry-bi-sky]

Another Danyal Al Ghul art dump! Minor compared to other ones but I quite like these ones.

#dpxdc #dp x dc #danny fenton is not the ghost king #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dpdc #danyal al ghul au #starry’s art #god’s biggest mistake was letting me realize i can draw Danyal Al Ghul as Anakin Skywalker /j #and im not even religious (anymore) #dpxdc art #bonus pocket procreate versions #bonus bonus phantom version of punk danyal #bc i liked them enough to give them color lol #danyal ‘commit to the bit’ fenton would figure out how to make an irl lightsaber #good luck to his friends trying to wrestle that away from him and lmao rip to his rogues o7 #post-reunion with damian he makes one for damian lmao. #you aint never seen criminals surrender so fast than when they realized robin had an actual laser sword #punk danyal save me. save me punk danyal. #starry keep your scarring consistent challenge-- #inconsistent hair color?? maaybe. is danny's hair black or brown-black? good question... #if anyone's got any tips on how to give a face more. texture(?) depth(?) that'd be fantastic. he looks so smooth brother eugh #danny's got two modes: causing problems On Purpose. and Silly Ex-Assassin Guy. #danyal's closet is 50% punk and 50% random graphic shirts and muscle tees

[todayisafridaynight]

and if i say hehe

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza series #yakuza 7 #yakuza like a dragon #arasawa #masumi arakawa #jo sawashiro #snap sketches #this the sauciest we're getting i QUIT #the one rare occurrence where im having jo be smooth for once. he aint even smooth he screamin on the inside trust me #this is a shitpost in my heart but i also had to sleep before finishing it. #i said id have this done at 4AM and it is 8:36AM WHAT HAPPENED #im getting slower..... this had no reason to take up so much time that i had to force myself awaY BYE #WHATEVER. i dont have anything else to say. probably. #im gonna do a comm after i take a lil break cause I Expected To Have This Done Last Night/This Ass-Crack-Of-Dawn Morning #then when i finish THAT i'll probably take a break from drawing for the day #This the thing i was struggling to draw the other day. btw. for some reason ???????? brain was broken plain and simple #ok bye bye it's my break time if parts of this look wonky or w/e i do not care we're MOVING ON

[quaranmine]

firewatch au is an interesting story because mumbo is such an omnipresent non-character. it doesn't matter if i characterize him correctly or not, because his character isn't ever present to exert change in the story. the only thing that does matter is grian's rosy, absence-defined ideals about who his best friend was. every single thing we learn about mumbo is filtered through like 12 different layers of love and grief and denial until he's on a pedestal so high nobody can see the truth. his character is almost solely defined by what someone else says about him.

in doing this, grian also inadvertantly strips away all the little mistakes and mishaps that are part of mumbo's agency and part of him being a real person until he's perfect. and all this idolization ends up making it worse for grian in the end, because he actively avoids engaging in any theories that suggest mumbo might have made a mistake or gone astray. there's clear dissonance between reality—grian knows mumbo got lost and is searching for him—and the way grian lashes out at anyone who suggests something that clashes with the perfect ideal of mumbo in his head, including getting lost. mumbo should be a character in his own story, but grian won't let him be.

instead he wraps his desire to find mumbo into a weird sort of side quest where he's just as interested in finding someone else to blame as he is finding mumbo. he spends the same amount of time trying to figure out exactly where it all went wrong during the search as he does actually searching for mumbo—even after he knows the general area mumbo was last in! it's a puzzle and he can't put anything to rest until he solves it. he's trying to force logic into everything so he can cope with it. because if he doesn't find someone or something to blame, then he has to face the reality that sometimes things just don't make sense. if it makes sense, he can solve it and fix it. if it doesn't make sense...then he just has to live with it, and he doesn't think he can.

#fw au drinking game! take a shot every time grian says something abt Knowing mumbo or makes a bold statement of what mumbo would/wouldnt do #his mindset is so contradictory at certain points. a lot of what he says doesnt make total sense or falls apart under scrutiny. #and that's on purpose! grian is not a reliable narrator in this fic. he's a guy who is Going Through It who needs help. #theres several parts of the fic where he's so logical about things that it loops back into being illogical #cause he's got huge blindspots he can't/won't look around. he selectively excludes things he doesnt want to think about. #this story is more of a study on grief than it is a mystery :( #also dont get me wrong! i am not saying grian is Always incorrect in his characterization of mumbo. they Were besties ofc #it's just that you have to read everything he says about mumbo with the acknowledgement that his grief #has smoothed away every flaw or painfully human bit #and only left a certain limited picture of mumbo left #combine that with his intense desire to only see things that fit within his set beliefs? you've got a recipe for an unreliable narrator #hc_firewatch_au

[puppyeared]

here comes the boy!!

#I had fun playing with his design!!! Can’t wait for the next chapter to come out <3 #I still find it a little sussy that ralsei was able to go into the second dark world the WHOLE time and lancer couldn’t #And he also never explained how he managed to follow kris and Susie in the first place while roulx and lancer were in kris’ pocket #I also watched the new smooth deltarune animation and its BALLING ITS SO GOOD #They’re so expressive and like I like the sprites as they are but damn those animations are through the roof holy crap #KRIS COPYING SUSIES STANCE And the silent judgemental stare shfhdhdhsj #and I can’t read Susie’s dialogue without hearing it in my friends voice cause my gc came together to stream deltarune 2 #And my friend whose personality matches Susie voiced her and now whenever I read her dialogue boxes I read it in his voice HELP #My art #myart #lancer #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #a cybers world #Deltarune lancer #lancer dr #Deltarune fanart #fanart #fan art #undertale #? #utdr

[pinkyjulien]

Mitch Anderson | 256/?? 🚬

#Cyberpunk 2077 #Mitch Anderson #Aldecaldos #Screenshot #Gif #TEEHEE YEAH I used to make Gif too 😳👉👈 this an old set #I should get back to it- I mean... I been doing some but these are NSFT ghfhgf #ALSO ALSO... Lemme scream about the way CP77 animates the characters's eyes #cause it makes them look so damn realistic?? Y'know? It gotta be one of the hardest thing to get right #those movements- eyes don't exactly move smoothly y'know like we look at things by 'jumping' to them its not Smooth #AND THEY GOT IT SO RIGHT #every single micro expressions fucking Send me #I've spent HOURS sitting looking at Mitch during every scenes he's in ghfhgfhhgf #I'm obsessed- you can tell his brain is full ghfhgfh full of thoughts #god I love him so much 🤡🤏

[casuallyhugo]

Sometimes I look at 2012 Donnie like...

But he's actually just chillin

#tmnt #2012 donnie #2k12 tmnt #2k12 donnie #donnie fanart #donnie hamato #donnie #donatello #2012 donatello #2k12 donatello #tmnt donnie #tmnt donatello #digital art #bro really on the edge of unhinged sometimes #he has killed a man #he will kill again #im so proud of how smooth this looks #also ignore his mouth #idk how to draw his teath ;-; #also im sobbing cause i only notice mistakes after ive posted #please like this #imma be so sad if this flops

[linhfoxmoive]

limping, sobbing, and rolling

Hello Tumblr again after a while, this will be my first post of 2024 and it’s gonna be buff Revik!! 😩

To be real, somehow on the first day of January AKA of 2024 overall I got sick for a week- And the only time I got better to go do stuff again without feeling like I was gonna collapse was when school started again for me, currently got so many things due this month, kind of an L in my case ngl 💀

Anyways though, just wanted to make a post because I’ve been not checking many/or any at all notifications from Tumblr out of stress and being overwhelmed!! 😍

And I’m realizing now that I’ve been getting @‘d at for things that I could have been reblogging- I SWEAR, it’s not because I’m trying to ignore, please I just get overwhelmed from the internet and I’m that kind of person who overchecks their things, so I just solved my issue by making sure I don’t get too addicted to using Tumblr-

Tomorrow or later today, I’m gonna try to respond to some of the things I’ve been pinged for and I also got a lot of drawings nearly done so I’ll be posting some eventually (Also the pings ngl where mainly just from @whereismyhat5678, and I’m so sorry bro for not interacting on your blog for a while man! Please know I haven’t forgotten you dude 😭)

#link revik (my persona) #doodle #but it's on paper this time woah traditional #just a nice update post to show i still exist #somewhat lore accurate buff Revik isn’t real he can’t hurt you… #the somewhat lore accurate buff Revik: 😀👍? #also I got new micro pens for myself and tested them a bit out in this doodle actually- #I really liek em cause it’s fun to make smooth lineart so yeh :D #ngl this is giving the same energy as my current profile picture lmao #have a nice day/night homies hshhg

[my-current-obsession]

Does anyone know if in P3 Reload ALL the girls have a completely platonic path where they don't confess and/or ask how you feel about them?

I managed to get Chihiro and Aigis platonic, intentionally romanced Yukari, think I know where I screwed up with Fuuka (who I've heard can be platonic), have NO idea where I screwed up with Yuko since I tried NOT to flirt with her, and wasn't able to get Mitsuru to rank 9 before it was too late, so I don't know about her at all.

I ASSUME that all girls have a platonic option - I honestly figured that if anyone didn't, it would be Yukari and Aigis, but since Aigis does that would JUST be Yukari as a must romance/reject, which is maybe more "canonizing" than the devs want for any one girl.

#persona #p3 #persona 3 reload #i personally am of the opinion that yukari IS canon but i don't know if the devs want to commit to that and cause a ship war #that said i honestly have no idea HOW her rank 9 would play out in a platonic path since it was literally JUST her confession #every other rank 9 i've see had SOME other important discussion. yukari's was 100% about the romance and nothing else #i was honestly blindsided by yuko. i was pretty confident i'd get the platonic path and then that... didn't happen. #thankfully her rejection reaction was SO SMOOTH. she took it so well you'd think she wasn't into me at all! #by contrast i literally couldn't bring myself to be a total dense idiot and friendzone fuuka. #if only her confession/rejection was handled differently i might have been able to do it. but i just felt like such a tool i HAD to date he #(and i do really like her. but i feel like canonically MC would only date one girl now that that's an option. and yukari feels most right) #it was like rise in p4 all over again. it's not that i don't like you but GOD the way the romance is started bothers me #because it just feels like i'm guilted into it because the rejection option is so awful

[andragoras-in-vanity]

i got a new mug and a face mask today, i am so tired but lets call it self care and not what it is (poor spending habits while unemployed).

#winnie the pooh #agender #glasses #sorry #fibro #cfs #find the little things and let them make you happy cause everything else...is..exhausting. #i needed this and we should all just be glad i didnt get the other mug too okay #but also when i hold it in my left hand as i usually do #tigger is visible and that makes me so happy he was always my favourite yes i cried during the christopher robin movie #when he bounced out and started singing his little tigger song #bawled like a baby and got made fun of for it ON MY BIRTHDAY IT CAME OUT ON MY BIRTHDAY AND THEY WERE STILL MEAN TO ME OVER IT #but my skin feels so nice rn #its so soft and smooth and not super dry rn #i feel amazing and i wish i could afford this all the time

[todayisafridaynight]

minedai is so important to me esp when it involves daigo staring at mine with big ass heart eyes and cupids flying above his head and grinning and smiling and fluttering his pretty lashes at him but mines still like Does He Like Me ............. all the while mentally doing the exact same thing towards him

#snap chats #i cant even call this stupid4stupid mine's just stubborn and daigo doesn't want to overstep..... so maybe stupid4stupid actually... #mines forever funny to me #he'll fall for literally anyone who shows him a modicum of decency yet he'll think they dont like him the same #usually cause he right people do be usin him for ulterior motives OOP BUT STIIIILLLL #daigo loves him so much ..... mine you dummy dumb dumb .... #the bit in rggo where daigo asks mine if he's single lives forever in my brain it's like my brain's wallpaper #like daigo ......... my son are you flirting rn ............ i know you got that charisma stat MAXED .......... #the concept of daigo flirting is so funny to me because on the lowest of keys i think he can be SOMEWHAT smooth #not SUPER slip-and-slide smooth but he naturally has that aura to him that makes anything he say sound reasonable and attractive #his voice certainly helps him with that donnit BYE #this turning into a daigo love post but its been like A Year since my last one so let me cook #I HAVE TO BUY THE DAIGO DONDOKO DLC WAIT FUCK BRB

[fauvester]

omg iskra going back in time auau- but like- garak seeing two random cardassians on the station with no explanation why they r there, and they seem to know him like- what. Would they try to avoid him so he dont sus them out? what about names? They obviously cant say their surnames. And Ziyal 🥺 (sorry this is just such a edible idea anyway)

AWOOOOGH GARAK WOULD BE SO INTRIGUED! you KNOW he'd be hiding behind promenade pylons trying to get a drop on any information about the two cardassians that the captain has let stay on the station during the war against cardassia! You KNOWWW he'd be desperately trying to make eye contact with them at quark's! AND YOU KNOW ISKRA WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO RESIST THE TEMPTATION!

Unfortunately Idan is a first year starfleet student and like any student is deeply passionate about the letter and not the spirit of the law, and thinks that they should barricade themselves in their quarters so as to prevent temporal contradiction (as recommended in the textbook). Iskra, who graduated a cardassian jurisprudence apprenticeship and has a degree in comparative galactic law, recognizes that every set of regulations has loopholes just waiting to be tugged open and wiggled through. And that involves meeting all her aunts and uncles in their glory days, causing trouble, making cryptic remarks and flirting up a storm.

They probably do ask sisko to get bashir and garak off the station to minimize interference (Iskra also requests several other random crewmembers be kicked out. Just so that there's no implication about future events.) But not before she gets to meet her yadek! (and maybe get hit on by s3 era julian, eugh)

Iskra goes by her birth family name when she's not on Cardassia to minimize assassination attempts, so they're both Ghilanas (until SOMEONE hacks into the computer on their rented shuttle and finds their ID info...)

And also Ziyal... wary of two shiny young cardassians but still trying to put on a brave face...swept up by their openness and enthusiasm but deeply wary of the secret they seem to be hiding...

#dee s 9 #garashir adoption au #AUUGUHGHGHGH IVE BEEN TURNING THIS AUAU OVER IN MY HEAD LIKE A BEAUTIFUL LITTLE PEBBLE AND NOW ITS ALL SMOOTH! #i know jumja sticks arent cold but in my heart theyre popsicles. cause a big lukewarm chunk of sugar aint it #not pictured: iskra dressing in her two (2) Nice Outfits #she was picking Idan up from his first year internship in the gamma quadrant to take him home for garak and bashirs 25 year anniversary #and they ran into.......time.... issues..... in the wormhole #idan keeps Snapping To Attention around senior officers #and humming vintage earth tunes #so sisko clocks something going on immediately. if the tail wasnt a giveaway. #like I am not sure that the beastie boys are a cardassian cultural import. this boy is not from Our Cardassia. And he keeps saluting me. #idan is just sooo so so so. so happy to meet Captain Sisko. but he also so so so wants to not fuck up spacetime #while his sister is lying on captain kiras desk in a cocktail gown with a rose betwixt her teeth #garak: *says something cryptic and suggestive* iskra: *says something cryptic and suggestive back* idan: *sips rootbeer loudly* #anyways thank u as always for the oc asks i cannot get over them #i LOVEEEE the excuse to do more... #nog jake alexander idan crew. just boys being boys. just guys causing mischief

[softdaemons]

i need sasuke with kushina and mikoto and itachi with naruto headcanons stat

#i love family dynamics :((((( #i think mikoto and itachi would be SO sweet on naruto and it makes him so anxious cause he always tries his best to be a good impression #and is so nerveracked on if any of his goofball behavior makes it back to them or if they ever see him being a bratt #but nar can put up a front for smooth sailing exchanges. maybe less so with itachi #sasuke on the other hand is always a MESS with kushina #maybe not outwardly visible but she can read him like a book #and if this is like growing up kids au i 100% love the headcanon of him having alittle crush on her like shes just so pretty kinda thing #but yeah kushina can disarm sasuke so fast and he has alot of respect for her and her rank as well as being nars mom #i think they could have alot of bloodline discussions in canon too and the legacy that depends on them with the sharingan and uzumaki #chains sealing healing etc etc #also in this au naruto gets nerfed of his canon powers so he can have his mommas abilities >:( #personal