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gemwolfz · 1 year
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this would have been posted like half an hour later if i wasnt so suddenly compelled to draw the rest of the platoon as #girls so giroro could have friends to go to the mall with :), anyway the rest of todays frog doodles
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harufluff · 10 months
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what petnames txt calls you
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warnings - minor cursing, let me know if there are anymore!!
wc - 0.3k
genre - fluff, txt x fem!reader, established relationship au
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yeonjun
••• pretty girl, my sweet, jagi, baby
honestly he probably has a list of names he can call you and when to call you them.
does he have really cute ones? yes
does he have some really stupid ones? yes, but they also make you flustered and he likes that
jjunnie just wants to make his baby flustered and get some good ol’ kisses on his cheeks
soobin
••• bunny, princesss, babe, doll
omg bunny literally killed me
i looked at my good boy gone bad poster and was like THATS IT
anyway, even though everyone calls him bunny, he calls you that.
doesn’t know why he just thinks it’s a cute name and like connects you 🥲🥲
but also your his princess and he wants to pamper you like a princess
omg doll i just thought of it cause he’s so tall. especially if your shorter than him, hes gonna be sold on that pet name.
beomgyu
••• jagiya, darling, dork, cutie
simple man, simple pet names.
honestly he’s not that simple though
every name probably has a long intricate story behind it.
like he calls you darling because in some drama that you two watched together in the beginning of your relationship
and you would keep saying darling in a funny way to make fun of the show cause you thought it was cringy.
and obviously your his little dork so that one is self explanatory. 💪
taehyun
••• angel, sunshine, my girl
can’t see him calling you a number of names
he’ll probably stick to calling you a couple of cute ones that give him the same reaction every time.
ok meaning wise, you’re his angel.
same thing as sunshine, you’re his sunshine.
OMFG MY GIRL he would call you that before you fall asleep
laying with your face pressed up against his chest and him faltering down your hair with his hand and he just goes, “my girl…” AUGH 🥲
huening kai
••• an animal, baby, lovely, a candy
he’s so cute i can’t literally my bae
he goes with an animal you look like, cause i mean it kinda just makes sense
you’re also his lovely. you smell lovely, your voice is lovely, your face is lovely.
you make him feel all happy ajdbJehhsns
STOP HE CALLS YOUR FAVORYIR CANDY
cause you’re as sweet as candy and your his candy ❤️❤️❤️
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©️harufluff 2023
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pseudophan · 3 months
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some post wad weekend thoughts...
i just wrote all this on the plane and haven't read it through so apologies for any mistakes
first of all, this weekend was incredible. i usually just kinda sit at home doing not much of anything, and this was a much needed break to actually have some fun. london in general always lifts my spirits but i suppose that danisnotonfire guy contributed a little as well.
guys i think i've met more people the past few days than i otherwise have in years. like. holy shit. i started listing people but i'm petrified i'll forget someone so i chickened out, sorry about that. but you all know who you are. i've met friends i've had for years, people i used to know but haven't spoken to in what feels like a decade, newer friends, and a frankly baffling amount of people i didn't know yet but who told me they've followed me for ages. like holy fuck you guys lmao what the hell??? and i mean did the reaction ever get old no of course it didn't. bad for my ego i'm sure but totally worth it. there's something very amusing and incredibly surreal about being chronically lame in most aspects of life and then suddenly finding yourself in an environment where you're kinda cool???? SO fucking fun oh my god, but also i do kinda feel like i've tricked you all? but hey i'll happily let you keep believing i'm cool, that is more than fine with me.
most importantly though everyone was SO lovely. like i said i don't think i've spoken to this many people in such a short amount of time in years and every single person i talked to was awesome. guys did you know phannies are kind of great... don't tell anyone but, lowkey... everyone is so funny and cool and absolutely insane but in a good way (shoutout everyone left at the gates until the very end, we should probably get some help).
and then lastly of course, mr howell himself. i talk about this a lot i feel like but fuck me that man was born to perform. whether you think he's actually funny or not, nobody can argue he doesn't absolutely thrive on a stage. he plays off the audience so well and he's so very obviously having the time of his fucking life. i'd already seen the show twice before this, and i didn't think anything would top the previous london show but man... the first night he came back out after the show having clearly been tearing up backstage, apologising for being an inconsistent absent parent, and i can't lie the "i had daddy issues and THEN i subscribed to dan howell" got me cause yeah no literally dude, you nailed it, exactly, well done. i think something about doing this show again, his magnum opus as he considers it, now after the dapg return was very special to him. he seems genuinely surprised that so many of us were ready to just jump back in like nothing happened, i don't think he was expecting so many people to still be waiting and it's... man. he comes off so grateful for us all and it's so fucking sweet. and then on the last night, i think that was my favourite, when the show ended and he got the standing ovation and people throwing him flowers.. he was so HAPPY. and clearly overwhelmed with emotion which, i gotta say, there is something honestly kinda funny about daniel howell standing in front of you trying not to cry. like no by all means dude go ahead, please, you've made me cry an endless amount of times it's only fair.
ugh. i'm proud of him or whatever. dick. and i'm proud of our ridiculous fucking community. i'm not sure what 14 year old nora would say if you'd told me i'd still be kicking it in the phandom a decade on, but at almost 25 (fml) i'm so so happy to be here still. you know, we get a bad rep, but i genuinely think as far as fanbases go we're pretty solid. and i love you all so much.
i believe i will have to rob a bank or something because the next time dan and/or phil do a tour i think i'll have to just show up at every date like i'm sorry but this was too good of a high we need to do it again immediately
anyway. back to work 💪
(by which i mean giffing dan and phil. i am still very much unemployed. fr though i'm two whole videos behind this has never happened i feel weird. who am i)
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shaunamilfman · 7 months
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Dating Shauna in the Wilderness HC's
for the anon who req'd it. ❤️
Shauna and Jackie wouldn't even have the fight about Van because Shauna's ass wouldn't even care 💀💀. 
Shauna gets out of her seat and immediately starts looking for you
She'd clutch you so tightly against her that you'd struggle to breathe. If you thought she was overprotective and possessive before you should see her in the wilderness. 
sitting on Shauna's lap with your head buried in her neck when you're upset about being out there. Shauna just holding you quietly and rubbing circles against your back. 
Mari gets a little catty with you on account of you guys literally starving and you've got to hold Shauna back from jumping her ass.
Shauna always stops fighting when you try to stop her. She's too afraid of hurting you. It makes you smile though, because you know that you couldn't actually stop her if she didn't allow you too. 
Shauna pretends to give you space but will actually follow you from a distance. Not necessarily in a possessive way, she's just really worried about you getting hurt
She's not very good at being stealthy though so you'd definitely hear sticks breaking behind you. You eventually just give up. You turn around and look directly at her. "Just come here 😒😒"
Shauna's deceptively strong, which definitely shows a lot in the wilderness. Since she insists on following you around during your chores you make her do all the heavy lifting. “god this water pail is so heavy 😔😔. If only there was a big strong man to carry it for me.” Shauna teleporting from halfway across the forest fr like “I’ve got it y/n. 💪🙄”
she would get so so so excited if you offered to help her do butcher stuff. she’s watching you field dress a rabbit and is practically salivating. she’s such a violent little freak (affectionate). she pulls you away afterwards to make out and you’re like “i still have blood on my hands??”
being out in the wilderness has her bored as hell because why is she explaining the entire plot of wuthering heights to you. “Y/N? Y/N did you fall asleep??”
constantly being covered in hickeys and little marks. it's a possessive thing but shauna also just really likes to bite
the other yj’s watching Shauna spoon you every night and she's just like “...it’s to conserve body heat.” Van in the background: “It’s July though.”
sharing judging looks when Lottie starts in on her cult bs
you and Shauna sneaking away from doomcoming to have shroom sex and coming back to the most awkward fucking cabin afterwards. Jackie the next morning was like “so now we howl at the moon and have orgies?” You and Shauna in the background like 👀👀
Bonus:
Sitting in the meat cabin watching Shauna talk to Jackie’s corpse so she wouldn’t be out there alone. (probably sitting there wondering if Taivan could use a third instead lmao). 
Shauna’s like “omg that was so funny Jackie”. you’re like “yeah… haha”. Jackie’s like “👻”
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starsurface · 2 months
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Love all your content, always makes me smile! If it's okay, how about (MK1) Johnny Cage with a babyspace regressor? 💗
Yes of course!!! :D
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<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
CG Johnny Cage w/ Babyspace Regressor Hcs
⭐️ Yeeeeees!!!! Such a good CG!!!!!
⭐️ He specializes more with toddlers, but absolutely ADORES baby regressors
⭐️ Can and Will carry you EVERYWHERE
⭐ ️He's strong!! Gotta show off how much of a strong Dada he is!! 💪
⭐️ He finds it really funny if you try to flex your muscles after he does, little copycat
⭐️ Shows you off to all his friends when your tiny
⭐️ Like, have you seen his cute little Munchkin? Just in case you haven't, here they are again!! On my hip, looking adorable :D
⭐️ Fashion shows!!!
⭐️ Totally dresses you up in cute outfits and takes pictures (if your okay with it)
⭐️ You get nice pictures too!!! Nice lighting, cutely posing you, you look so adorable 🥺
⭐️ Would love to make a little baby book of your photos if you're chill with it, if not they're saved and locked on his phone
⭐️ You on his hip, twirling as you two look in the mirror and he calls you pretty or handsome :(
⭐️ Favorite CG nicknames are Daddy, Dada, and you just babbling and grabby hands
⭐️ His heart actually melts at your grabby hands (and you can get him to get you anything you want)
⭐️ Thinks your babbling is so funny, and will chuckle and ask you questions
⭐️ I am not saying Johnny is a pushover . . . I am saying that you're just too tiny to actually be naughty!! One look of ‘🥺’ and any type of punishment is out of mind
⭐️ Is more stricter with toddlers or bigger kids, but your just a baby
⭐️ . . . Unless your a bratty baby, then he's not as much of a pushover 😒
⭐️ Wouldn't give you a punishment because your too tiny, maybe if you were a bit older you'd get a timeout
⭐ ️Give him that fork friend- How did you get all the way to the kitchen?! He just sat you down for a nap!
⭐️ Although since your tiny, it's another reason you get away with a bunch of stuff
⭐️ Also a bit of an enabler, especially of pranks (unless it's harmful and such)
⭐️ Unless it's him, no pranking Dada >:(
⭐️ (^ You can easily get away with pranking him as long as you try to act cute, he lets it go every time)
⭐️ Favorite things to call you are Pookie Wooky Baby Bear, Munchkin, Kiddo, Baby Boy/Girl, Pumpkin
⭐️ Really good with diaper regressors, and is super gently through the process
⭐️ You are his baby and there's no reason for you to need a babysitter >:(
⭐️ . . . Is what he'd say if he wasn't so busy :(
⭐️ He's gone for long periods of times, new gigs and having to go out for weeks sometimes
⭐️ Don't worry, you only get the best babysitters!! (Kenshi's on speed dial)
⭐️ He also guesses that he could let his other friends watch you- But he isn't going to like it!! >:(
⭐️ (^ He's just joking, gotta be dramatic so his baby knows he cares <3)
⭐️ Actively encourages playdates even if your a bit too small, maybe you could show them your stuffie!! :D
⭐️ Finds tummy time fun and will buy you a nice playmat for it
⭐️ Tummy time on him? Sign him up!! That sounds adorable!!
⭐️ Also laughs if you try to eat his nose, you just get so cute!!
⭐️ Another active spoiler
⭐️ And how could he not spoil you?! Your so cute and precious 🥺
⭐️ Anything you want, blankies, munchies, stuffies
⭐️ Any Johnny Cage merch? Don't be all shy! He loves the fact you love him, he's awesome, he loves himself too 😎
⭐️ ^ Might tease you when your bigger though, even if he was the one that got you the stuff
⭐️ Any kind of artwork not only gets to go on the fridge, it gets framed too
⭐️ ^ Yes, even your two wobbly lines, you worked so hard on them!! (Before you passed out for naptime-) but still!! :D
⭐️ Very good with naptime and fussy regressors
⭐️ Will gently swaddle you, brush your hair, scratch your head, snuggle all the awakeness out of you
⭐️ And probably fall asleep himself, but I didn't say anything
⭐️ Ugh, he adores baby regressors so, so much <3
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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mailjeevasfan · 1 year
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hi! <3
can you possibly do wammy boys with a s/o who is under stress from exams? maybe self projecting rn HAHA but i hope it's not too much trouble ^^
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that’s me atm too so i’ll gladly write this one out (instead of studying for my own exams) thank u for the rq <3
this for all the people doing exams rn💪
-wammy boys x gn!reader
-l lawliet, mello, matt, near
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wammy boys with s/o under stress from exams ❦
l lawliet
-he’s literally the greatest detective in the world and a general supergenius so he’ll most likely help you study at first. i mean all the wammy boys are super smart so they’d probably all do this but yeah
-he helps you study because he primarily recognises things that are practically important. by this i mean he would help you study and put his brains to use, but would give you breaks and care and stuff like that afterwards. he understands the importance of you being prepared before anything and wouldn’t want you to be stressed or do bad in the exams.
-if you were overwhelmed and having a breakdown or something like that he’d be very loving and would 100% give u cuddles until you calmed. and would also probably get you tons of cake and treats <3
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mello
-again, would help you to study. this would be the kind of thing where if you didn’t get it he’d start getting so frustrated but in a really funny and comical way. you’d just keep laughing, unable to stay serious and he’d get so agitated LMAO
-he’d never express this out loud but he would definitely be worried in helping you study. that sounds so weird with no explanation but i mean he has an inferiority complex and even though he knows he’s extremely smart, he’s been second for so long that he might not feel good enough to help you. however, when you ace your exams thanks to his frantic tutoring he feels a little pleased with himself.
-in the situation of you becoming very overwhelmed and upset he would be a little tough but in a loving way. he’d bluntly reassure you that you’ve got this and that you will be okay in the end. he’s very good with comforting you in this kind of situation due to his past experiences in academic settings
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matt
-we all know that matt has a kind of sloth like existence LMAO he just likes to play video games and chill. but if you direly required help with your studies of course he’s going to help you, he was ranked third at wammy’s house, another supergenius here. even if he wasn’t helping you, he’d make sure that you were studying because he doesn’t want you to get stressed from being unprepared. but strangely at the same time i can definitely see him distracting you really badly when you’re focused, he’d get bored so easily when you were busy.
-needless to say, after you’re finished he’s dragging you to the couch, throwing an arm around you and forcing you to play video games whether you like it or not. he would express how proud he was of you if he knew you were very stressed and reward u with lots of cute stuff while you hung out. this goes for after you get your results back too, he would genuinely be so proud.
-if you got very upset he would be very sweet in comforting you. typical stuff, would reassure you that you’re doing amazing and that you’ll be fine in the end. lots of affection
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near
-very very patient when helping you study. he’d obviously understand whatever it was very quickly and if you didn’t get it he’d take the time to explain it thoroughly and be very persistent but not in a pushy way at all. very soft and nice about things, he wouldn’t want to make you feel inadequate since he genuinely believes in you.
-i can very easily imagine his little signature near smile once you get your results back and he finds out you did great. you know the lil :]
-if you were overwhelmed, he’d talk you through it logically, but by this point he’s learned to be sensitive with your feelings and not be too unemotional. he’ll explain that you’ve prepared and done everything you can, and whatever result you get will be amazing seeing as you genuinely tried. he reassures that he will be proud of you no matter what, and that you should be proud of yourself
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rdbrainz · 2 months
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info post 💪 this one may read a bit stranger than the last one because i just translated the text i initially wrote down in russian (lazy ass) sorry in advance Volto Pirro Ljung Number 3 Zanpakuto: Pazuzu, a rapier twisted into a cone-like shape with golden wings and a skull on its guard Resurrección: Vulture Other: h - 187cm, w - around 84kg, he's not particularly large, but he's also not skinny Status at the end of the story: Alive, location unknown
Volto is the direct personification of someone surrounded by the wrong company. And not so much a company that instills bad habits and opinions, but a company that makes you feel alone. Despite being the number 3, Volto is both an outcast and an integral part of the troupe. He is Pierrot. This is his role, and it's often the subject of jokes and ridicule from the other Arrancar. No theater or circus performance can do without a sad clown because other people's grief is funny. Ljung doesn't share the views of the other members of the troupe about the importance of fun and entertainment in life. He does understand them, because he has been in the same boat as them for hundreds of years now, but he can't find the strength to be content with the same things as others. There is simply nothing to smile about. He has a somewhat nihilistic outlook on life and considers his situation hopeless. But he is still firmly convinced that the seeker will always find either death or answers to his own questions. Only he doesn't know what exactly he should be looking for. As he will realize later - the right people. He clearly understands his position in the group and in this world. He is still here, despite the condescending attitude of others, only because he is useful and there is no point in running away - he has explored Hueco Mundo from high up several times, each time convincing himself even more that there is NOTHING there, and in the human world, he will forever remain a stranger. And there was nothing to do there alone anyway. So Volto simply accepted his fate, smothering the last shreds of hope. He sees his own salvation in fulfilling the troupe's goal, whether it be his own death or world domination. In fact, Volto isn't half as pessimistic as he appears in the story, he's just tired and apathetic due to circumstances. If you strip away all that, you'll find that he has a rather rebellious attitude and a kind, relaxed personality. He's no stranger to emotions and feelings. He's also a cunning son of a bitch and knows a lot about others because he's omnipresent, even though you may not even realize he's around. A moderately cruel but loyal friend. My friend once said he has a hippie vibe and she's probably right. Well, bro is something between a metalhead and a hippie, if we're gonna get into archetypes. Volto is very interested in befriending Ikkon, as they are both loners with untapped talents and potential, but it is to no avail. He constantly follows him around the building whenever the opportunity presents itself and tries to strike up a conversation one way or another. Agreda, as you can imagine, doesn't like that very much. But the two of them have developed a close bond nonetheless.
His ability is to manipulate flesh while absorbing enough of its biomaterial - either the flesh itself or blood. With the living, it is limited in time and effect (plus, the amount he's eaten also plays a role), but with the dead, he can do whatever he wants, up to completely altering the body structure into something completely different - like weapons, wings, or decorative elements. The formation of the troupe was by no means an easy or quick process and "selecting the cast" and establishing the rules of coexistence left behind mountains of corpses, almost all of which Volto got to use. Even now, what remains after his comrades-in-arms falls into his hands. From ones deliberately killed for some peculiarity that would come in handy, to decapitated victims of Ikkon's doings. As time went on, the presence of once-living puppets around him began to take a toll on Volto. No matter how depersonalized he tried to make them, the thought of their origins would not leave him. Activating his Resurrección gives Volto wings with a very large spread and an additional joint that allows him to fold them over his head like a roof. On the back side, they look normal, but on the underside, they are not fully covered in plumage and are full of a large number of strange-looking furrows of flesh and holes from which poison or poisonous gas oozes. Also possesses a deadly breath. The ability aims to take either the life of the victim or someone around them as quickly as possible to use as a puppet later. In short, pessimism is contagious, it poisons not only your life but also those around you, you know *wink-wink*. The power of his wings easily helps him to lift sand into the air and make sandstorms. Pazuzu is a demon of winds, bringing death and drought. Was named after an archetype of Italian theatrical masks (if you can call it that) that most resemble a human face without emotion - Volto. Pirro is a variation of the spelling of Pierrot's name, and the last name Ljung belongs to the Norwegian bass player from Zeromancer, Kim Ljung.
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natsmagi · 1 month
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tbh you should just sexualize your fem Tsumugi more. I'm talking full on fetish hentai style. Put her in the open boob sweater. Have her accidentally flash while leaning fowards. Have her slip and show pantsu. Full kink with no breaks. Please shut these anons up. People trying to police your creativity like it has some sort of reflection on your morals or beliefs. I also wish you would stop answering them? or at least tagging it as anon hate because it's so sad to keep seeing people be so mean to you over and over when most of us just want to enjoy your big brain takes and drawings. Maybe I'm getting parasocial bc I get so sad seeing people hate on your Tsumugi I love her she's just like me fr!!! All that matters is that you enjoy how you draw her and I hope you don't feel pressured to change your headcanons.
HWEISUHRUHKDHG I SHOULDDDDDDDDD I SHOULD UR RIGHT ive been too prudish as of late. need to be insane again. Tbh ive made some art that was made purely bc i am a freak and insane but i feel like its never the art people would expect it to be. And thats really funny to me. like my more explicit stuff is just drawn for fun But if uve ever looked at a drawing of mine and gone "this seems kind of freakish conceptually even though the execution isnt super weird" Well thats probably bc it actually is freakish. sorry. My suggestive art is usually just for the vibes tho i DID also like. yesterday?? discover a twt acc that will sometimes post various lingerie fits SO!! MAYBE ILL DRAW SOME SOON 💪💪
AND AUGHHH I KNOWWWW in the beginning i thought itd be worth replying to people bc i was like "well this is all kind of niche. im sure they have good intentions so we might aswell talk it out" But as things progress its been made clear thats doing me or anyone else no favors. i love having discussions, so i reply to most of my asks! but i do hope that ive made myself clear enough and that we can all just continue doing our own things im sorry to hear its made you sad though!!!!! rest assured its not something that demotivates me, nor is it something that makes me feel i need to change how i draw. i do what i do because i enjoy it! and i know others enjoy it too! i will never be able to appeal to everyone, and that has never been my goal. i like having fun with others though, which is why i enjoy hearing why others might think differently than me!
but yes! i already feel ive said my piece on the whole discourse thing by now and i hate walking in circles, so even if i get negative asks about it i likely wont answer unless i feel its warranted. but! if that does happen, ill be sure to tag it! you can mute "#discourse tag" ahead of time incase i ever end up using it
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mochamoth · 19 days
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I'm bored so here's my favorite type of each pokemon character (I will probably draw these later!)
By "type of character" I'm referring to story wise. Examples are Rivals, Professors, Gym Leaders ect!
Professor🌱:
Probably going to have to go with Juniper! I don't care much for the professors but bw2 were my first games so strong bias towards her!
Rival💥:
This time it's not bias, I just adore Hugh. He's a stern mess and I love it. Made him and my insert oc besties because again bw2 were my first games!
Gym Leader💪:
This one was a bit tougher. I have a few. If I had to choose I do adore Roxie's aesthetic, that and Scolipede is my 2nd favorite bug type. Runner ups would be Skyla, Valerie, Piers, or Gordie.
Trial Captain🐾:
Mina hands down. No explanation.
Kahuna🌺:
Hapu surprisingly. Nanu is close but I just adore Hapu and her Mudsdale!
Evil Team Admin🥀:
Another tough one 😭 I can't pick between Plumeria and Tabitha. I love them sm equally so I'm gonna let this tie slide.
Evil Team Leader☠️:
... Guzma. Duh.
Elite Four Member💫:
None of the elite four members really stick out in my mind. Drasna is probably my favorite, she reminds me of Hiccup's mom.
Champion✨️:
I might get backlash for this but Iris. I'm a little gen 5 bias I'm sorry, but like Iris is adorable and silly. Cynthia and Diantha are close runner ups though!
Main Protagonist❤️:
Selene, mostly because I had a huge sun and moon phase in middle school and Selene's blank stare was just funny to me.
Sorry if I missed any character tropes in pokemon 😭 I didn't know what category to put them in!! And my tastes change a lot so who knows, maybe this will be outdated soon lol.
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sugarywishes · 8 months
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//SPOILERS for the GGY book (Even though it came out ages ago)
I just discovered this account, so I'm not sure if this has already been asked but what do you think about the "Gregory is Patient 46/GGY" idea? Got any thoughts, theories or headcanons about it?
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Well I've gotta say. It is indeed, an idea.
Like okay, knowing me, I should be foaming at the mouth about this idea. Like HELL YEAH THE POTENTIAL ANGST THIS CAN CREATE!! THE DUALITY OF GOOD AND EVIL THAT CAN FIGHT INSIDE GREGORY AND LEAD TO CHARACTER DRAMA!!
But for some reason, I just don't think this idea works for Gregory?? Like on top of being a surprisingly tech savvy homeless preteen, HE'S ALSO A MURDERER AND MASTER HACKER!! It's almost giving me a nostalgic whiplash back to those edgy overpowered ocs you'd find on fnaf deviantart or God forbid QUOTEV CREEPYPASTA 😭😭
I also think that if it does end up canon, then the hatred for Gregory can now be validated as just and canon "We can hate him because he's canonically evil!!" Even Vanessa and WILLIAM are accepted as innocent babies who do no wrong but Gregory is PURE EVIL according to them ❗❗❗🔥🔥🔥
Also, how can ANYONE die to this small, 12 year old boy? Believe me I was a kid once too (twas a long time ago,,) and I could bite and scratch sure, but kill?? C'mon. You're telling me this probably malnourished (as implied in game) boy can kill grown adults? Not one of them thought of punting him out of existence?? HE'S LIKE- CHUCKY SIZED YOU CAN BEAT HIM
I'm still lowkey wishing at least the Mimic is the only book thing in the games (Absolutely hate the fact that its Canon now but I've unfortunately accepted it, kind of like a disgruntled step parent to the step child yk??) and I'm still hoping Vanessa is patient 46 as was originally implied in the OG version of SB (presumably, might have to rewatch the gameplay again)
But besides all that, as for theories/headcanons...
IF GREGORY CANONICALLY MURDERED HIS PARENTS AS DR. RABBIT I CAN AND WILL SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT 😭😭😭 I can't imagine how fucking tragic that would be!! Like sure it's almost Batman villain levels of insane BUT IT WOULD BE CRAZY
I do sadly expect they'll confirm P 46! Greg in HW2. Or at least they'll put GGY references in the game. I'll be very upset if it does happen BECAUSE I'LL HAVE TO REWRITE MY AUS AND TIMELINES ONCE MORE 💔💔
While the idea of Gregory manually killing people himself is funny (because again, tiny child vs fully grown adult, they can totally kick his ass!!) He probably used the robots as his minions (I actually do think that's what happens in the books?? But I've never read them so I don't quite know) (AND I'M NEVER GONNA KNOW!! GOOSEBUMPS IS SUPERIOR!! 💪🗣❗🔥)
Thanks for asking! If anyone wants more just ask!!
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a/n : my glenn brainrot got the best of me lately, so here we are. plus some songs are really helping me out with writing these headcanons💪💪
extra info: these headcannons are going to be romantic and the reader is gender neutral >:D
> you two met while you became a new hire for cognito, you probably were introduced to the gang when you got brought into the group.
> despite his abrasive nature, you two somehow became friends, you’ve already made small friendships with the others so you’ll feel bad if you’ve left him out.
> he even shows you around his office to get you comfortable a bit working in cognito, he might have showed you some of his blueprints he made if you happen to be a artist.
> you might have asked about his surgery hoping it doesn’t really make him mad, yet he doesn’t really? the conversation might led to him talking about some things in the military in the end, its pretty interesting hearing about it.
> glenn may even wag his tail a bit as he does so because he actually enjoys talking about anything military related (which i think is pretty cute thinking about it USJWHWJ)
> he was a little surprised as how much you listened to him even though he could be very unfriendly at times, he actually enjoys it, maybe too much how sweet
> he’s even more surprised whenever he made not so funny jokes and you actually laugh?!?! oh how soft you’re making him.
> glenn soon realized this softness inside him grow more every time he talks or just happens to be around you when the months went on as you worked inside cognito. he sorta panicked whenever he came into that realization.
> he would love to try to keep a small distance from you for this exact reason but you always seem to be everywhere he happens to be, he’s just sweating bullets at this point.
> of course you’re worried whenever you notice the small changes in his behavior, it’s even bad when the gang realizes this.
> “glenn, you’re acting weird, what’s your problem?” “nunthing!” “is it because of (Y/N) ;)??” SHUT IT MUSHROOM >:(“
> after being convicted by the gang (especially brett and andre) he finally built up the courage to actually give you a proper confession, even preparing himself to get rejected due to his looks and personality.
> he’s scared, very scared.
> but yet when he did, he was once again surprised and dumbfounded whenever you gave him a confession back, oh how the abrasive man turned into almost mush.
> his tail has never wagged harder then before, he’s gonna explode any minute, so you give him a minute to actually calm down.
> the gang celebrated whenever they found out.
> “oh my god, he did it guys” “i’m so happy for you guys :DD!”
> may you two have many more happy memories >:)
have a good day, noon, or night dear readers :DD
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One of them is about ch7, so it’s one of the last ones. Just in case: we’re not watching it yet.
hipsterteller asked:
I have two question-
1. Azul and Idia might sees that inappropriate.
And 2. Does Trein wore crewel collar?
The first one doesn’t seem to be a question (let me know if I misunderstood you!), but still: yeah. Agreed. Azul and Idia see a lot of things inappropriate, Azul’s especially judgmental in general lol For example, flirting with a gargoyle……
As for the second question, I don’t think he would, but Crewel fantasized about it a lot. Ever since he was a student. Especially when Trein was getting on his nerves, he would look at him and just picture a collar on his neck to make himself feel better~ And turned on, apparently lol
Anonymous asked:
Do you and katsu have any Brotp? Like platonic ships? Are there any characters you like to see interact with each other because they would make a good team?
I see the octavinelle trio as a Brotp personally.
Yeah, Octavinelle is a good example of a group that we love a lot, but only see as platonic! I feel like I say that all the time but I would watch a long series just about these three and their shenanigans. They’re super fun and super funny…
I also love it when Ortho interacts with the Tweels, because they have this “oh no they’re going to teach him bad things” energy lol
Idia and Vil are also a nice combo, because I just really love it whenever Vil gives him a pep-talk.
+ Not a Brotp, but Malleus and Rollo have fun chemistry, even though we don’t ship them.
In general, since the characters are so different and well-written, combining a lot of them is usually very entertaining to watch!
Anonymous asked:
What's your favorite Lili/Idia HC or AU scenario?
Anything with Lilia the General, although it’s a bit complicated for now 😔 Since this image of his isn’t really “complete” in our heads for now, and we can’t really dive into our older ideas for them either because they might contradict canon at this point, even if it’s an AU lol But I’m sure Lilidia with General Vanrouge scenario will be reborn in our heads like a Phoenix. 💪😔
We also really love anything with them going on a concert together + anything with these two’s internet interactions, especially from Idia’s side. This silly boy and his fat crush on that mysterious older man that may or may not have a family :(
Anonymous asked:
How do you think Azul meeting Idia’s parents would go if the two are dating? (Also side question, what do you think Idia’s parents look like unmasked?) I saw these cute fan comics of Idia introducing Azul to his parents. Here’s the name of the artist of those comics on twicomi and their pretty cute even though I can’t read Japanese, おさとう @0satou02
Sorry for the late reply, Anon!
The more it think about it, the more I kind of like the idea of the Shrouds parents not showing their faces ever lol Just thinking about the possibilities is fun + it leaves the funny idea of both of them having burning hair as a possible option. But in actuality, I think that Idia’s dad looks pretty similar to Idia, but obviously older and with shorter hair. As far as their mom goes, I have zero thoughts lol she’s probably cute though.
Can’t say much about them personality-wise, but Azul would try suuuuper hard to make the best impression possible. He would be super excited to meet them and to become a part of his family properly, he would consider it one of the most important deals in his life. He’s calling it “a deal” as if Idia is some kind of a product, geez…
He might win over the mom (or at least think that he did win her over), but the dad probably would see just how fake and super pushy he is. In any case, everyone in the Shrouds’ family would probably think that Azul is annoying on some level lol
Osato-san’s work is very good, I stumble upon it sometimes! Unfortunately for us, they prefer IdeAzu over AzuIde though, so I don’t scroll it too much… but the comics you’ve mentioned are indeed cute.
Anonymous asked:
Okay so it turns out a good majority of the kids in that server are antis so I left
Honestly I don't know what I was thinking
Maybe I was hoping that there would be some people who could differentiate fiction from reality but I guess that's too much for them to accomplish
Ouch. Sorry to hear that, Anon. Well, it’s one of the reasons to avoid spaces with minors in general I guess :(
I hope that other adult person you’ve mentioned is alright though!
Anonymous asked:
So you know about Silver's backstory? Is there any chapter 7 info you know so far?
Just in case – everything that I’m going to mention might be spoilers for the EN players, because frankly I have no idea at what point all this info drops in ch7 lol Also, sorry for the late reply.
We know that Silver is the son of the guys that Lilia has fought and they have a war with, and that Silver’s dad (ancestor??) is hot (for some reason I still have a pixiv tab of R18 doujin with him open fsiuhfs), there is also some fat guy nobody likes from the same team, and everything is very sad and depressing. I guess we thought it’s enough to agree with the anon who told us about Snake and Silver being similar?..
We also know that Lilia used to simp on Mallenoa/Meleanor and Levan, and that Mallenoa/Meleanor basically pinned an egg on Lilia and told him to raise a baby dragon. Lilia is also a grumpy cutie who doesn’t want to be called oyaji-dono, awww~
Oh and the fact that Sebek’s grandpa is voiced by Koyasu; that absolute madman just keeps finding us everywhere…
Please don’t feel the need to correct us, we’ll let the chapter do it lol
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What jobs I think the pdudes would have instead of being the unemployed friends on the weekend:
P1- For some reason I really see him doing something in a field where he works on computers/technology. I’m not sure what he does exactly but maybe a developer of some sort?? Or something like that. Not really a game developer though but if he was one it would probably be a old style fighting game. Slightly unrelated but he wears his pajamas to work and no one says anything.
P2- I feel like he’d be in some kinda nu metal band. I don’t know really why, I just get that vibe. He would be the drummer. He’d have piercings and the tattoo sleeves he has in p4 already. He only really invites male groupies back stage 😳 he does a little makeup also every now and then.
P3- My first thought is that he works at Cracker Barrel. Just in general he’d probably work at any diner but my man is just giving Cracker Barrel. But I can also see him working at a sports/hunting store also.
P4- I doubt many people will agree with me on this one but…I think he would work somewhere where he could help people. Not a therapist bc…yknow his own mental health but maybe he works with the homeless or elders. (idk how lgbt help centers work tbh but maybe he’d be involved in that somehow). I can also see him working at Build a bear 😢😢 (okay more like I want him to but shhh).
Corkscrew- He works at a gym 💪 He’s very motivational and funny but he gets distracted a lot bc everyone flirts with him.
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yeah i definitely liked sanuso more than i liked sanji. before... before i came to like sanji. i don't think i was rly an Actual Fan though. seeing fan content of sanji (shipping content included) is part of what made me grow to like him. so ur right that a ship i like with characters i dont like would make me grow to like the characters!!
tashigi and reiju is so insanely good.. theyre perfect for each other...
LMAO ISNT THAT PRICE A BIT STEEP?? nami moment
robin definitely would notice but it would have so much more impact to have luffy intervene imo?? he is probably the most important person to both of them (arguably true for all the crew) and also he just . idk hes emotionally intelligent. hes perceptive. people dont give him enough credit. luffy is not stupid!!!!
"he and robin can be similar and enies lobby is what made everyone love her more…" YEAH EXACTLY!!! there doesnt need to be a whole arc but just show us that he isnt JUST the cool guy. i need him to cry .... i need emotional vulnerability.. please oda ..... on my knees begging for this. PLEASE Oda...
"already there babes 🫡 just doing my part" thank u
"DID. DID THEY ACTUALLY CALL HIM TRACE HEATFIST IN THE 4KIDS DUB…ARE U SERIOUS RN…IVE NEVER HEARD THAT BEFORE PLEASE SAY SIKE." YES THEY ACTUALLY DID. its a stupid change but HIS VOICE IS SO COOL... theres a scene where he and luffy meet on alabasta n luffy is like: hey, trace?! and trace is like "yours truly 😎😏🔥 hey luffy, whats up? 🔥🔥💪✨" and i fucking Fell In Love on first listen. i have the biggest . fattest crush on 4kids ace. why is he so suave. why is he so cool. pathetically showing my love for the worst dub's version of the best character
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i was so relieved that luffy sounded different that i can forgive anything else. i don't care if the acting is worse...
AT A CHRISTIAN GALLERY???? ur so brave
"i will share embarrassing stories like my life depends on it"
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(hoping i havent used this image before)
THE SPOTLIGHT ON SANJI.... THAT IS SO FUNNY...
"BUT IM TOO BUSY READING ONE PIECE" good point... reading both would be hard.. /gen
"lion…and wings…so u want to be a griffin 👁️" i did not realize this. but yes i GUESS I DO?? i like manticores and unicorns the most out of any fantasy creature but i could never be a manticore bc it means i keep my face.. and unicorn.... doesnt have cool paws... oh and i love dragons... i WOULD be a dragon but i would like to be like. fluffy.. i want to be fluffy..
"DIDN THE BEAT OUT ZORO IN THE POPULARITY POLLS ONE TIME" YEAH HE DID... i dont know maybe i just missed it?? there were a lot of ppl there... and my memory is kinda hazy.. i will be on the lookout for law next time i go to a con
"WRONG bangs my sanji gavel." I FORGOT U WERW THE SANJI MAGISTRATE..... please forgive me....
that is so cool 🥹
"also sanji’s love for mice/rats makes me fucking insane bc its the cutest thing on earth." I KNOW RIGJT... like hes a cook.. he should hate them... but he doesnt!!! hes super fond of them!!! because he had mice friends at the lowest point in his life!!!! GOD.. i also used to love mice so . thank u sanji. representing rodent lovers. im having too many moments lately where i relate to sanji.... former sanji hater becomes sanji
"SANJI LOVES MICE MORE THAN WOMEN CONFIRMED-" GENUINELY!!!
"they’re all expecting sanji to freak and kill them and then they walk in and he’s made them tiny stir fry and is calling them cutesy names." STOP THATS SUCH CUTE IMAGERY 😭😭😭 sanji would never hit a woman mouse.
"also all the fan content ive seen where ratatouille is his favorite movie. ANYONE CAN COOK!!!!! 😭" IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE
"we turn a sad into a frrAAANKKYYYYYYYY" HSJDHS
"ROBIN WHYYY WAS THAT THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OFFFF SHE IS INSANE. SHE’S SO WEIRD." IN HER DEFENSE, THEY WERE RIGHT THERE. HOW COULD SHE NOT... HOW COULD SHE NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT ....
"should i send some on discord as well. is that how i break the ice. images of sanji with his ass up in the air (my collection)" YES..... YES DO IT.... in return i will sned... uhmm... law!??
ok but sanji in glasses. even at the peak of my sanji hatred i begrudgingly admit that he was very attractive in those glasses...
LOOK AT HIM SOB... whole cake island was kinda his enies lobby emotional depth moment???
heres this loser
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EAT
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i have this sanji saved bc he looks so pathetic and sad
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omg nooo how did choso get in here ...... noooo ...... that was a big accident.... completely an accident.... not on purpose at alll........
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usopp out here converting more ppl to sanji likers than i am…smh. i do love the way sanji backs him up so often in canon tho, its very sweet
KNJKCDNA WAIT THE $5,000 A MONTH THING? I MEAN YES. BUT DO YOU KNOW THE YE OLDE TUMBLR JOKE IM REFERENCING? DO U REMEMBER COMMUNISMKILLS…THAT AWFUL TUMBLR USER THAT THEN WAS LIKE “i’ll shut up if u pay me $5000 a month” actually deranged and iconic. here’s a post about it
the entire crew IS important to both of them but arguably he is the only person on the crew they would listen to in a situation like that is luffy yea. he’s the mutual friend that they both love deeply and loves both of them deeply even tho they hate (“hate”) each other. AND he’s emotionally intelligent and wise!! yea!!
joining u in the begging for sad zoro. campaigning for abusing zoro in the next chapters. ready to make this meme real
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NOT TRACE HEATFIST…his voice did seem cool tho ur right. i like to imagine he speaks with the emojis like you typed them. (“how are you saying that out loud-”) is the crush only on 4kids ace specifically..sorry sorry TRACE. IS IT ONLY FOR TRACE
I WANT TO STEAL ALL THESE REACTION IMAGES HAHAHA
WAIT IS IT A SPOTLIGHT. I THOUGHT THEY HAD TRAPPED HIM UNDER A CUP LIKE A BUG KJAFHBdiwjnwd
dragons. [breathes in] dude i love dragons so fucking much. i watched that documentary animal planet or discovery made where they said dragons lived in the prehistoric time with t rex and shit and BELIEVED IT FOR SO LONG. also obsessively played httyd games on the internet and other Dragon Themed Things. and i had legend of spyro: a new beginning for the gamecube and it was like my first ever video game i owned myself that wasnt a hand me down and i beat it literally 9+ times…after 9 i stopped keeping track..i loved spyro and CYNDER so much. CYNDER WAS SO COOL. THAT WHOLE GAME WAS SO COOL. just last year i started playing flight rising (but i fell off lmao)
“former sanji hater becomes sanji” KJSDBDNKJSN YEAH relating to sanji is half of why i love him. and the amount i relate to him is. way far more than i thought i would ever relate to. the pervert stereotype anime character of any given show. so mad…but also i love him a lot 😭 has become a bit of a comfort character for me UNFORTUNATELY…but i relate to his passion and his low self esteem and his self sacrificial nature and his (percieved) gender issues and even his stupid easy-to-fall-in-love shtick. god. anyways
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MICE > WOMEN ‼️‼️‼️CONFIRMED
I WANT TO PUT THE SANJI FEEDING MICE AND THE CREW IS CONFUSED SCENE IN A FIC SO BAD BUT I HAVE WRITERS BLOCK ATM 😭
“sanji would never hit a woman mouse.” sanji vs. minnie mouse his hardest battle yet
ROBIN….ROBIN 😭 I WILL CONDONE ALL HER ACTIONS BC I LOVE HER BUT SHES SO STRANGE 😭
SANJI ASS IN THE AIR COMING UR WAY
dude. thank you for saying that bc. when sanji had those fucking glasses on as mr. prince in alabasta. i was simping just a little bit. and mad about it.
AND ALSO UM??? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THIS?? STOP BEING PRETTY???
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this outfit was gay as hell by the way. like how am i supposed to believe that is a fuly straight man-
“whole cake island was kinda his enies lobby emotional depth moment???” it 1000% was down to him leaving the crew and needing to be rescued and learn to love himself and live for himself. robin and sanji are my two favorite strawhats and GOD THE SIMILARITIES ARE BRUISING. have u seen that post where its drawings of each of the strawhat “rescue teams” of arlong park, enies lobby, and whole cake?
law 1: edgy. flipping u off. deranged. a bit evil looking. kinda hot
law 2: naptime. flourishing. in his lane. never done wrong in his life. thats just a guy
“EAT” KJDBVSDAJBCJDA
NOOO THAT SANJI IMAGE GENUINELY MAKES ME SO SAD BUT HE ALSO LOOKS SO SO PATHETIC 😭 SOPPING WET CAT OF A MAN
HI CHOSO. IDK U BUT I LIKE UR HAIR. HI
here are a couple more one piece memes i have collected. i will be sending u a discord message...soon
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AHDJAJSJANEHEHD DW I NEARLY CRIED WRITING IT I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR LOVERS/CLOSE FRIENDS PARTING WAYS 😭😭😭 honestly though if he told me he was happy for me i would do a complete 180 and i mean I would whip around on my heel and I would literally hold him so tight I’m not even jk 🙁 giggles YES i had to top it off with beabadoobee !!! Don’t you know already stsg fans can’t be happy !!!! Okokokok to apologise for the sadness I have brought more poly stsg because I’m stsg anon and I can’t go a day without thinking of them 💪💪 .poly stsg x reader who’s also a sorcerer but is just a complete ray of sunshine. As in the world is exploding in front of their eyes but they’re js like ‘oh that’s unfortunate :(‘ and just generally tries to have a positive and optimistic outlook on the world n be kind to those around them (My fav type of people) but the funny thing is that wanting to be a sorcerer probably means that you stayed with satoru when the incident™️ happened — So imagine stsg seeing each other years later all cold and >:| but you were kept behind for whatever reason and they’re in the middle of talking to each other when you come bounding up behind satoru like “oh sorry I’m la- OHH HEYYY SUGUUUUuuu :D” ASGHAGSHA 😭😭 no because to be perfectly honest that would be me in that situation because I could care less that he left or that I haven’t seen him in 10 years ITS SUGU??? ILL TAKE THAT W THANK YOUUUU 🤩🤩🤩 ahdhs i feel like there are so many possible scenarios with poly stsg x sunshine reader aughhh!!! Hehehdhxhs thank u for listening to my brain rambles once again :𝟥 — YOU KNOW WHO (stsg anon) !!
STSG ANON MY BELOVED MY ANGEL first of all i’m so so sorry for how long this took me to answer T_T uni has been uni-ing lately …… AS ALWAYS U FEED ME SO WELL THOUGH pls know i always smile so wide reading ur asks !! :’3 they bring me sooo much joy i am opening your scalp gently and kissing your beautiful genius brain <33
AND GOSHHHHH THIS IS SUCH A SWEET SCENARIO PLS 😭😭😭😭 I LOVEEEE THIS SO MUCH this reader reminds me so much of haibara.. like i firmly believe this is how he would’ve acted with geto HAIBARA ASIDE THOUGH… this is just. so tasty. 😵‍💫😵‍💫 so sweet !!!
like .. a reader like this would completely fuck up stsg’s attempts at acting hostile towards each other because they’re just so sincere??? just happy to see geto again!! and i think it would hurt gojo and geto both because you’re still the same as before, you make them feel like you’re all still in high school, but you’re not and it hurts :((( i can see geto enjoying it though… he just gets all soft knowing you don’t hate him. he assumed that both you and satoru would but you welcome him back so warmly!! makes him want to pinch your cheeks the way he always used to <33 i think he would jokingly but not really so jokingly suggest that you join his side and you’re like… :0 PHDJFJ just all sweet and apologetic because you want to be with him and you appreciate the offer but you like being at jujutsu high…. and he just kinda chuckles because it’s such a casual reply. it’s so you. it makes him feel warm.
(… i also feel like this reader would be very good for stsg because, again, their sincerity and sunshiney attitude would essentially force them both to be sincere too and i think that’d clear up a lot of misunderstandings between them.. yes i am suggesting that this reader + satoru could’ve gotten suguru back i know it’s delusional but idc reader would go up to bleeding dying suguru and boop his nose and ask him to come back to them and he would stfu and listen <3333)
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5 & 6 for your kenneth & stewart questionnaire (i hope those are their full names)
it’s not for either of them but i respect my delusion indulgence anyways thank you
5. What were they like in college?
I feel like Kendall was still in the grips of Logan’s claws in college of course. He was in a different city, a different state, and I do think that physical proximity away from Logan helped him feel a little bit looser on the leash. That relieved him as much as it scared him. Didn’t amount too much more, but waking up in the morning without the anxiety of his father’s stature looming over him is a nice relief. While I don’t believe it on a personal ideological level, I think Jesse Armstrong’s claim that “people don’t change, not really” (He said it in an interview but I can’t for the life of me find which one if someone can help out) holds a lot of weight to their relationship. Like, Kendall’s course of action and motivations may change but on a fundamental level he still revolves solely around his father. That will never change. So I feel like, much how he does now, if Stewy wanted to either guide Kendall in a direction (for financial/tactical purposes or otherwise), he would do what works best, and that’s frame Logan’s approval/disapproval as an attainable asset in whatever they’re cooking. “You gotta demonize him before you kill his ass.” “I saw what he did to you when you were a kid, I was there.” I think part of Stewy realizes that Kendall’s world revolving solely around Logan, even through disdain, is unhealthy. But I do think he assumes that’s so much more healthier for him than being the dog that keeps crawling back. I think Stewy gave Kendall his first blunt, first line, first beer. And yeah, while maybe he partially fumbles with that guilt a little considering Kendall’s rehab trip, I do think Stewy is still a private equity finance bro who’s perception and understanding of addiction is shaky at best. His drug habits started in Harvard (assumably) a period in his life where (assumably) the company and his family didn’t have as close reach to him. See; my first point.
Of course they had the late night “We’re gonna take over the world, man. It’s gonna be ours.” But i don’t know, personally that always seemed kind of bittersweet and bleak, which fits. Two 1% bozos circlejerking about they can’t wait to own the world and profit off of inequality because of capitalism and Logan’s assurance that Kendall serves no other purpose. The fact that that’s eventually unattainable to both of them says a lot about their dynamic, yeah? It’s depressing on all fronts. Uhhh what else, I think Stewy is the only man Kendall ever fucked. Stewy fooled around some though, Harvard boys make do. I think they had those funny celebrity magazine clippings mentioning them, probably some jokes about Kendall sucking dick like stock or some corny MTV bullshit. Most of them would be testimonies of people calling Kendall annoying and stuck up. Rumors about him using and Stewy’s involvement yatta yatta. I’m sure Stewy likes the attention though, even if it’s often indirect. I know I would. Also my truth is @onemagpie @doodoocumfart and @ophiocordycep draw my ideal college KenStewy like those goobers just exist in my mind now to me they are real and palpable.
6. sexuality n gender headcanons. r they bi4bi. t4t. gay4bi. etc etc. u get it
Not my concern. I think sexuality and labeling in Succession is such like, a particularly alien concept for these characters. I think @romanroydinnerparty has made some insanely spot on posts that probably explain that point a lot better than I can. But I do think the idea of Kendall using his bisexuality as pseudo-woke publicity bullshit (like the faux-feminism arch) and doing the “QUEER AF CEO💪🏳️‍🌈” thing is sooooo funny.
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