#it works every time

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Huh? pre contract familiar au Sun and Moon? In cute aproachable forms? More likely than you think! Their real forms are not something a human would be able to comprehend. And thats very much not ideal if you are looking for a human to form a contract with.

#fnaf sun #fnaf moon #sundrop #moondrop #dca #daycare attendant #dcamv #?is that what we tag em with now? #just dont wanna annoy people who dont want dca aus #my art #familiar au #they cute #me fighting depression by drawing gnarly tree trunk #it works every time #well 'works' as in i actually enjoy creating something again #have fun with this one #anyways ill be sleeping now #like the moment i post this i hit the hay #is work tomorrow

[whatwouldmickeydo]

Do you think they argue about if Mickey has freakishly small hands or if Ian has freakishly large hands

Mickey gets annoyed sometimes but then Ian wraps his freakishly large hands all the way around his neck while they’re fucking and he forgets what he was complaining about

#it works every time #the way his hands almost meet when he’s holding his waist #also #Mickey wrapping his smaller hands around Ian’s big ass dick #never fails to get both of them massively turned on at the size difference #thanks for asking this was fun to think about 😃 #gallavich #shameless #asks

[taiyou-hibiscus]

Marco : I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Ace : But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Marco : O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Ace : Is it working?

#it works every time #Brat Ace #Tired First Command Marco #Marco is weak for ace #i love them #incorrect quotes #marco one piece #marco the phoenix #portgas d. ace #portgas d ace #marco x ace #marcoace #marace #whitebeard crew

[proth-blog]

Hey, it's me again for 💕 for the lords please (if you have time ofc)

#scp #off_script #yeh goes naked to dates.... #it works every time

[paperphobe]

I would absolutely, unapologetically “let’s compare hand sizes..oh my god your hands are so big!” into aaron hotchners life.

#aaron hotchner #hotch #I have zero shame #ill resort to the most obnoxious sort of flirting if it means acquiring that man #it works every time

[nat-seal-well]

Milo my love im so sorry but I absolutely use that mortuary assistant gaming video as a sleep aid

#redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted milo #milo greer #it works every time #idk why

[grimeye-j]

I doubt Dazai was on time for work even once

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd memes #bsd dazai #He does this to piss of Kunikida #It works every time

[jerry-for-the-win]

If you’re ever in the mood to read a really good fic on ao3 you just have to filter the tag “based on a Taylor swift song” and suddenly you’ll just have incredible works of art.

#it works every time #don’t forget to sort by kudos too obv #fanfiction #ao3 #taylor swift #taylor swift fanfiction

[chronicallye]

Me: pulls up to a stop light and the car next to has its windows down, blasting shitty music.

Also Me: Turns my volume to max and plays the Phantom of the Opera Overture to assert dominance.

#phantom of the opera #my 2005 truck's speakers can handle it i promise #it works every time

[theatrebooknerd56]

One of my favorite things is hearing about a spooky podcast and going in knowing literally nothing about the characters or plot

#malevolent episode 1 #malevolent #welcome to nightvale #magnus archives #the magnus archives #it works every time #camp here and there

[dumpsterfireofsubtext]

Feeling The Dread creeping in. Time to re watch orphan black.

#yes #it works every time #what a show #luv u ob

[the-only-universe-here]

Not gonna be getting over the height difference between Soap and König anytime soon tbh, like-

This bitch is at the perfect height for the Austrian titties. He doesn't even have to really lean down, he just walks straight into König's chest

#meme fuckery #cod stuff #soapkonig #john soap mactavish #könig call of duty #i will never not find this funny #soap in need of comfort #walks up to könig and just leans into him for a while #its the boyfriend charging station #it works every time

[tieflingteatime]

I have a very simple rule: I see tieflings, I reblog instantly

#it works every time #dnd

[allo-frouto]

Do you know something to fix being sad?

Watching my comfort movies or cartoons, sleeping and listening to music always work for me!

#<3 #however #if nothing of the above #seems to work #maybe you need to let it all out #and feel it #it works every time #I hope you feel better soon #kisses

[inplateaus]

w that favourite animal thing i befriended almost everyone in my class when i was 18

#i would come up to people and be like hey hiiii what’s your favourite animal? omg… now what’s your favourite aquatic animal? #it works EVERY TIME

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

Hello yes... what is the name of Lup's brother...?

Hello, great question!

Lup has a twin brother! Their mother was a tuxedo cat, but their father was a Maine coon, so per my fucking usual experience with half- Maine coons, Lup is positively teeny tiny and her brother is fucking massive.

Seriously. Look at this chunky monkey. He's literally bigger than our dog, Tobi (Tobi included for scale).

He's a really shy lil guy, always has been too. Never really been a fan of new people, and stick close to his sister like glue. When we first brought them home as kittens, Lup, was the first one out of the carrier they shared, and she had already adventured her way across the entire room by the time her brother realized she was gone. His head shot up and he looked all over for her wildly. As soon as he saw her, BAM, he practically materialized on top of her fuckening back and just sat there meowing quietly for a solid five minutes. It's actually how they got their names! We held a vote here on Tumblr and everything!

Anyway, my wife and I had been tossing around a few different names that we liked, mostly different fictional siblings, but their dynamic really sealed the deal for us.

Since he's so shy, he really keeps to himself most of the time, and we've built him his own special lil nest (the kitty fun den*** referenced in previous posts) that he can use whenever he wants to decompress from people, the other animals, etc.

***Editors Note: kitty fun den is the sfw version of what we call the anxiety relief nests we build for the cats, we do in fact call them something else in real life but I will not be saying it here

He really loves it in there, and it's pretty adorable to come by with treats or head scritches and just give him a little love. Mostly tho he's what our local animal shelter used to call a "Spirit Cat", the kind that you may never even know you live with. We can go a few days without seeing him and that's normal, but we worry if he keeps to himself too long, because that usually means he's having a lot of anxiety and needs someone to come comfort and reassure him.

And yes, folks, yall can quit raging from behind your keyboards, his name is, in fact, Taako.

#I wonder how long it'll take some people who don't know there's A Correct Answer to realize #probably not long #i meander even more than usual here #anyway have fun yall #i named my cats lup and taako exclusively so that i could shitpost about them in ways that could be mistaken for fanposting #it works every time