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420pogpills · 10 months
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you came to check in at literally the worst possible moment 😭 it's discduo joever night tonight after tommy's new video
besides that dream's going on tour soon and dropped some songs. mv with yung gravy, amouranth and dteam coming sometimes soon. also had major surgery very recently we don't know what for yet. george is perfect and breathtaking as always. some fun things recently were him really concerned with making sure men know he's good at blowjobs. sapnap is sapnapping. he recently uploaded a new dteam video that was very fun and he's doing really well in some chess competition right now. tomorrow i punznap mcc
excuse me??? tommy??? tommyinnit ???? dream's biggest stan tommyinnit has turned into an enemy????? what multiverse is this?? should i log off
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wroetojaw · 9 months
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SIDEMEN BRUTALLY RANK MORE YOUTUBERS | H. Lewis
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summary: cozy day in with your boyfriend and watching the sidemen
tags: fluff, w2s x reader
warnings: slight cursing (not really)
a/n: instead of doing my literature essay I completed this story hope you guys enjoy!! more stories and stories about other youtubers are coming soon! ⋆。˚
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“Welcome to MoreSidemen, where the Sidemen, talk badly, about other youtubers” Simon says as the others cheer jokingly.
You giggle quietly while watching the video, leaning back into your boyfriend’s arms. Harry said you were one of the people they ranked and asked if you wanted to watch it with him. And, of course, you agreed because who wouldn’t. You watch Harry as he gets up from the couch to go get a snack.
"You look good in this video by the way," you complemented him as your eyes wandered back to the screen. "I reckon I look good in every video, don't know what you mean..." He remarked. You rolled your eyes and playfully shoved him when he sat back down next to you only to be grabed by the waist and pulled closer to him.
"They are our friends, so don't take any of these seriously," Simon continues with a disclaimer, knowing how the internet would react if he didn't. "Maybe not for much longer if I get ranked last for any of the nice ones." You say, half-accusingly glaring at Harry. He puts on a guilty look and shrugs.
"Which Youtuber would you most want backing you up in a fight, we have seven people." The said seven people then popped up at the bottom of the screen. It was you, Deji, Theo Baker, Callux, Danny Aarons, Randolph, and Calfreezy. “Oh shit, it’s my girlfriend oh no,” Harry says, putting his hands in his face. The guys laugh at him and Vik says, “someone’s sleeping in the dog house tonight.” "Bro you better watch what you say."
"Who'd you want most", "Well Deji has got to be number one", "Yea Deji number one," they say in agreement. "Hey! What about me," you say, turning around to pretend to punch Harry. He ducks out of the way and says, "Come on Y/N, he's literally a professional boxer". "Yeah well...I can throw a punch too." You grumble, turning back around to face the television.
"...Theo's up there because he's pretty w..." You hear your boyfriend say in the video. "I could take him down," you mutter. "I know you could okay Y/N," he says as he kisses the top of your head. The guys continue discussing their rankings, not once mentioning you at all. "Okay now hold on a sec, because I personally think Y/N could pack a punch you know, I feel like she's got the temper enough to take a bitch down." Simon reasons with the group.
"Remind me to give Simon a big hug the next time we see him." You say gleefully, happy someone finally recognized your strength. "Yeah, I agree. I think she has the ride-or-die kind of mindset because she will fight for you and what-not, god I love her." Harry says. You look up lovingly at him and kiss his cheek.
"So we're going Deji, Theo, Danny, Lux, Y/N, Freezy, Randy," they say as they list out their rankings. "Are we sure about Freezy and Randy?" Tobi asks, to which Harry responds, "Y/N loves getting into fights so yeah..." You glare at Harry, unsure if it was a compliment or not. "You know she's actually mad strong. The other time she accidentally turned around and elbowed my stomach and it had a huge bruise for a week," Josh added. "Does that mean you're just weak then?" Simon says. The lads just laughed and before Josh even tried to defend himself, Simon already started talking about the fan's rankings.
"Randy's third? And Danny's six?" Simon says in disbelief. "No way I think Randy and Danny swap," Harry says, he looks down the lists and sees you've been ranked at sixth. "Wait no way they voted Y/N as last. Guys have you seen her during our challenges, she would take a bitch down," Harry continues. You thanked him for 'defending your honor' and gave him a big smooch on the lips.
They continued to disagree with the fan rankings, but you honestly couldn't care less anymore. Knowing that your boyfriend thought you were tough and could hold your own was enough for you. You begin to dose off as the video continues playing, hearing Harry chuckle every now and then when his friends make a joke, as he combs your hair unconsciously.
However, one of the questions you hear as you fall asleep catches your attention. "Which youtuber is the most attractive?" You sit up, curious about what would be their rankings. The rest of boys in the video look at Harry, thinking that he would instantly say his girlfriend, but boy were they wrong. "Number one Callux," Harry says immediately. You both burst out laughing as he continues to try and correct himself, in the video, realising his girlfriend was also in the list. You pretended to act offended as Harry 'apologises profusely', peppering kisses all around your face. You couldn't help but giggle at your boyfriend's adorableness.
Laying back down in your boyfriend's arms as he wraps them tightly around you, with the video playing in the background, you look up at Harry, wondering how did you get so lucky and how much you love your life.
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luvrlou · 11 months
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Heyy girll can u do a niko o/s where yn gets invited to shoot with the beta squad as a guest nd ppl knows abt yn nd nikos relationship so they think it’s cute etc nd they keep flirting while they’re filming 😭🙏🏼
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Pairing: Niko Omilana x fem!reader
Summary: Niko's day seems to lighten up incredibly after a certain guest is invited into the studio.
Warnings: Swearing
A/N: Recently I have been really into the beta squad and the sidemen so please keep these requests coming! This is so rushed I'm sorry!!
Word Count: 1k
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The other 4 members of The Beta Squad, plus Yung Filly and Hary Pinero, were sat giddily in the studio awaiting the special guest for this Saturday's video, everyone knew this would send Niko's mood sky rocketing.
He had been in a mood for the past 2 weeks since his girlfriend, you, had been on tour for your newest album so he hadn't been able to see you. Little did he know you were going to be waltzing through that set of double doors at the rear end of the studio as soon as the cameras start rolling.
"Niko! Get up!" Kendall, one of the members of the camera crew called, he pulled himself off the couch and towards the other boys.
"Today one Beta Squad.." Kenny began the intro before Chunks interuppted.
"We have a guest!" He announced, earning a confused look from your boyfriend.
All the boys turned to look at the double doors at the back as all the cameras moved to focus on it.
The doors swung open as you waltzed in, "it's me!" You stated, twirling around.
"No way!" Niko shouted, his mood immediately lighting up.
"Yes way!" You shouted back with a laugh as he jogged over to engulf you in a hug. "Can you guys believe this? My own boyfriend didn't notice my 10-day break in shows!" You jokingly complained to the camera, earning a huff from Niko.
"Be quiet and let me enjoy your presence for 2 seconds," he mumbled, picking you up and spinning you in the air, earning a squeal from you. He placed you back down on the ground and engulfed you in yet another hug. "I missed you baby."
You both walked over to the other boys, Niko's hand grasping yours for dear life. The boys then began to explain the video. They had 5 girls waiting in the main studio as Filly was going to be playing Blind Dating Girls Based On Their Outfits.
You were sat on your boyfriend's lap, in between both Chunkz and Sharky, with Aj, Harry and Kenny in front of you on the couch.
"The Beta Squad are gonna play cupid, by trying to find, our friend Filly, love. The twist is, the girls are hidden behind a curtain, and round, by round, we'll slowly raise the curtain to reveal the girls that may take Filly's heart. Also! Another twist, Filly doesn't get to pick who goes through each round, we do. By wingmanning from another room and deciding which girls will get rejected. Let's see if we can find Filly true love!" Chunkz explained, going over each rule of the episode.
"See if Aj was doing this, he'd be able to see under." Niko stated, earning laughs from the other boys.
You turned around to him, "and if it was you, you would see over it."
"Yeah! What she said! Lanky!" Aj quipped, making Harry pull him back down to the couch.
You leaned back into Niko, Sharky audibly awing at your comfort around him. Filly started asking the girls their names and ages, without interruption from the 7 of you in the next room.
He went on to ask about icks which sparked conversation between you and the boys.
"Y/N what are your icks?" Harry asked you, making you lean further into Niko in thought.
You hummed, "I haven't really thought of any."
"Well what's one thing Niko could do that would make you be like 'wtf is that thing I'm dating'?" Kenny asked you.
You smiled in return before speaking, "I love him too much! He couldn't do anything!"
Niko grinned and kissed the top of your hair, everyone else reacted with disgusted sounds and Aj mumbled "they're so cute it's disgusting."
After a while of watching Filly talk to the women, Niko grabbed the mic.
"Ask them if they shave." He told him in a monotone voice.
"Niko!" You shrieked hitting his arm and snatching the mic. "Don't you fucking dare Finny, that is the crudest thing you can ask a girl! Instead ask what their favourite song is or something."
He smiled at the camera that was used to show you guys what was going on in the other studio. He went down the line asking what the girls' favourite songs were.
The first girl said a song by you, which made all the boys, including Finny cheer, the next said Under the Influence by Chris Brown, the next said anything by Britney Spears, and the final girl said Irregular Love by LilTjay.
"Okay, It's time for us to vote out another girl," Harry said into the mic.
"Girl 2, she really said Under the Influence, absolutely not." You stated.
This caused Chunkz to pipe up, "what's wrong with Under the Influence? Huh!"
"It's a shit song that's what's wrong with it!" Niko answered, making you nod your head proudly.
"Shut up! You're only saying that cause you don't want to upset Y/N!" Sharky exclaimed, making Niko flush.
"All I'm saying is I want rid of her," you huffed, making Niko wrap his arms around you softly.
"The fans will be loving this," Kenny laughed, indicating to you and Niko.
He was right, the number of edits you had seen floating around Instagram, Twitter and Tiktok of the two of you was crazy. They were adorable, you had to admit, and seeing the reactions of fans when you commented on their videos was enough to leave you happy for a week.
"So what? I'm just showing my girl some love." Niko nonchalantly answered, making you hide your face in his arm.
The video continued on, every so often the cameras would switch from Filly to you and Niko cuddling into eachother.
When the video came to an end Filly walked into the other studio which contained you and the boys, with his new girl, Melissa.
"Love is in the air!" Chunkz grinned, looking between you and Niko to Filly and Melissa.
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kennysimp101 · 9 days
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Can I request Harry x female reader smut based on the hide & seek sidemen challenge. Harry finds the reader and they think they can get a quickie in before anyone finds them but they get caught. Queue the funny hard launch and teases from everyone.
If you feel uncomfortable doing smut then Harry x female reader based on the holiday vs holiday vids. You’re invited to join them where a bond with Harry deepens, super cute moments that make it into the edit.
Hide and Seek: Harry Lewis x reader 🔥
Warnings: P in v, unprotected sex A/n: Heyooo, i loved both the requests so I may just do the other one to cause Harry>> Anyways sorry for the late update, and I shall keep getting threw the requests slowly but surely
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“Ladies and gentlemen, today's video is Hide and Seek in a mansion with our special guest…. Y/N!!. JJ will be seeking and we all have 10 mins to hide”is what you hear Vik saying as you start running towards a spot you saw before. You've been friends with the sidemen for years and have been dating Harry for around a year. Today they asked you to film a hide and seek with them and you were soo excited. You ran to a hidden closet you saw before and opened it to see your bf already in there. “Oh fuck off Harry, I told you Im hiding here” you exclaimed as you were so sure this spot would not be found. “Welp, the game is the game,” he says as he giggles at your frustration. “You know what, im still gonna hide here” So you get into the closet with him. 
It's less claustrophobic than what you expected. There was around a foot between the two of you. You hadn't had time to do anything with Harry since your schedules have just been clashing together. None of the sidemen knew you guys were together so Harry felt odd asking to miss more sidemen or reacts shoots for things you wanted to do together. While the no time to hang out or talk sucked, you and Harry had a HIGH sex drive, so not having sex in so long has been horrible. Looking at him in this situation, so close to you, low light on his face from the cracks in the cupboard. “Yk, I dont think we are getting caught for a while, so….” Harry said and trailed off looking at you. “So??” You say as you act oblivious to what he is insinuating. “Sooo… quickie??” That was all he had to say as you closed the gap between the two of you, kissing him with desperation since you've been waiting for so long. 
He pushed you against your side of the closet, one hand against the wall to stabilize him and the other sliding down your waist to grab your ass. Your hands found their way to his hair as you slightly tugged on them, making him moan into your mouth while lifting your left leg as you bit his lip. “I've missed you so much y/n,” he said in between breaths as you started kissing down his jaw and neck, littering them in love bites. He slid his hand under your skirt, lifting it as he slowly started rubbing your inner thigh. “Harry… pleasee” you moaned softly and now it was his turn to leave hickeys all over you. “Yes babe, ik we have to be fast” He slipped your panties down as your hands went down to his pants, fiddling with the waistband, trying to take his dick out without removing all his pants. “You ready?” you nodded as fast as you could as he slipped into you. You were so wet and throbbing as you've been needing this for so long. You started to moan as you felt Harry's hand on your mouth. “We need to be quiet y/n” You nodded again but your brain felt like mush. Harry finally starts moving slowly, but picking up the pace cause he knew you guys had less time. “Omg you so fucking tight, so wet, have you been missing me this much love?” he says with a smirk looking at your state. 
You both were so encapsulated in the moment that you didn't hear the rest of the boys shouting your names as you were the only two left. You also didn't notice the noises getting closer towards the closet. You were both focused on getting your high, “so close” Is all you could muster in the moment “Me too babe” is said as the doors of the closet open. “Guys I found- OMG FUCKING GOD” Josh screams and closes the door while all the guys are trying to look from behind him. “WTF IS HAPPENING” Ethan is screaming or laughing you can't tell. “Oh fuck” Harry says as you both make urself presentable, but are so red from embarrassment. Harry slowly opens the closet as you both step out. “GET IT HARRY,” JJ says as he dabs up Harry awkwardly. “Wait… so are you two?” Simon asks. “Yup” You reply, still looking down in embarrassment. “Damnn congrats’ “WOOOOO” “LESS GOOO” You hear a chorus of cheers. “Im happy for you guys, but next time, don't fuck on a shoot pls, is there even any usable footage,” Josh asks. “First 2 minutes maybe,” Harry says awkwardly as he just wants to leave the situation.
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A/N: I hope yall liked it, its been a while since I've written anything so a bit rusty BUT I WILL GET BACK INTO IT
Keep dropping your requests
Love yall <33
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buzzyb33 · 6 months
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3rd of December
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Prompt: head cannons of the boys giving you their sweater on heather day!
Warnings: swearing, suggestive
Simon:
He was just scrolling on TikTok when he saw a boy saying “making a personalised hoodie for my girlfriend” with the song in the background
He knew you was into this kind of music and you would know what this was, he had a free evening so why wouldn’t he make a hoodie?
He got an old white sidemen hoodie and after looking on TikTok he put some of his cologne on it and got you some flowers.
“Y/n?” He called as he knocked my bedroom door.
“Yeah- one sec si!” I call as I finish doing my laces.
“Yeah?” I open the door and he has his hands behind his back.
He then gives me a bouquet of red roses and instead of paper it’s wrapped in thick fabric.
“Awe Simon.. what’s this for?” I grin as I see it’s a sidemen hoodie that smelt like him.
I think for a second before my face lights up.
“You got me a hoodie for the third of December?”
He opens his mouth but just nods.
I put the flowers down and smile.
“I saw it on TikTok and I thought-“ he’s cut off by his girlfriends lips on his.
I wrap my arms around his neck and deepen the kiss.
“This was sweet of you Simon..”
I say in a heartfelt tone.
He smiles.
“You’re welcome.”
Josh:
He’d been preparing for a while, he had got a Christmas jumper with some roses (the chocolate) that day, he had a shoot so he left it at his side of the bed.
I wake up and frown at Josh’s absence. I sit up and look to my left.
There is a folded jumper and a note on top.
“Happy 3rd of December, see you later.” It read in Josh’s handwriting.
I felt my eye well up as I see the box of chocolates under the hoodie.
Vikk:
You actually bought him on, you got him a stupid Minecraft hoodie and begged him to wear it for the sidemen reacts.
He begrudgingly did and got taken the piss out of by Harry and JJ without even getting the chance to defend himself.
Ethan:
He spoils you anyway so when he heard about the little thing he pre ordered the actual hoodie from Conan greys’ website.
He pretends like it’s not a big deal but he loved how happy you got.
“A parcels coming today- ‘s for you.” He says with a smile and a thank you as you hand him breakfast.
“Oh? And what is it?” I say with a smile as I kiss his cheek and begin eating my own food.
“Surprise.”
That left you on edge all day, the parcel came when he was doing a moresidemen video.
He hears the gasp and knows he’s about to be embarrassed.
“Ethan!” She calls with a squeal.
“Are you in trouble?” Josh asks.
“No, I’m not.”
She comes into his room and he stands up, she hugs him tightly.
“Thank you.. you are nice aren’t you?” She grins into his shoulder.
“Course I am.”
He says with his face heating up.
“You got me a real one! Oh I love you.”
I smile and kiss him for a few seconds.
I go to leave the room as he sits back down.
“Love you too..” he says as he puts his headphones back on.
I run back to him and kiss his cheek, then I leave.
Harry laughs.
“What did you do?” He says as Ethan’s face heats up.
“I got her a hoodie- it’s Uhm a day where that’s a thing? 3rd of December?” He says.
“Yeah, heather day, awe that’s nice of you Ethan.” Tobi agrees.
“You’re face is still red.” JJ comments.
Tobi:
Bro got you MATCHING.
He got you your favourite too, he got spider man matching hoodies, he got the miles morales one and you the Gwen Stacy one.
He made a sick Instagram post out of it.
I was working on a new request that had came in for my photography, I had to do a shoot for some models.
I mumbled something as I replied to the email.
“Y/n I got us something!” Tobi calls as he walks from his room.
He handed me a parcel and I opened it. I gasped slightly as he showed me his miles one.
I grinned and put mine on.
“Can we take pictures??” I grin and he nods.
“Course, was gonna ask you.”
I prop up his phone and we do a couple, one where we’re both crossing our arms and have our back to the camera, another where we’re both doing the spider man hand in front of our face, another where we was back to back and one where we both had our hoods up and we were kissing.
He posted them and captioned it: “happy heathers day 🤟🏽😝 @conangray”
When he posts them he hugs me from behind.
“Glad you like it, n/n.” He smiles and kisses my forehead.
JJ:
HE WAS CHEESY.
He got you a dragon ball hoodie that had got ‘KSI’ embedded on the sleeve.
“Y/n, I got you this for that Uhm, December day.” He calls out and hands me it.
“What? Heather day?” I say as I unfold it and smile.
“Oh! This is cool! Thank you JJ.”
I put it on the spot and see his name I grin.
“Thank you, this was sweet of you.” I smile and put both my hands on each of his knees and kiss his lips gently.
He wraps his arms around my waist.
“You’re welcome.”
Harry:
Listen, he went all out, he got one designed for you, he got it in light blue and Did everything, (your letter)+ H on the back and it said ‘I love my boyfriend’ on the chest with a smiley face on the sleeve.
“I got this- especially made for you, n/n.” He handed me the hoodie and I looked at the back first and laughed.
I looked at the front and giggled.
“I thought I’d speak your truth for you.” He says proudly.
“Thank you, Harry- is this for heather day?” I smile and pull it on.
“Course! Love you, I have to go but see you later.”
“Love you too, bye.”
I record an Instagram video of me doing a spin and I post it, tagging Harry and Conan gray for ‘happy heather day’
A/n: honestly, shocking.
Two in one day??? Couldn’t be me.
Anyway josh fic soon!!
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g-xix · 17 days
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🔞Tinder Vid | King Kenny
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Summary: in which Y/n goes to a Sidemen Tinder shoot and finds herself face to face with her ex, Kenny, for the first time in a long time, yet there's no awkward break-up tension - no - instead, just sexual tension... CW's: lingerie, restraints, vaginal penetration, unprotected sex, creampie Wordcount: 2.7k
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"Hi, I'm Y/n, I'm twenty-six and I'm from Essex."
Ethan cheered as you walked onto the set and stated your London roots, making you giggle before Harry stepped up and said a poem that had your hand slapped over your mouth, eyes wide as the other boys screamed and turned their backs to deep what he just said.
That wasn't going to make it into the video.
A swipe left took Harry to the reject side, as the rest of the boys slowly stepped up and began saying their Tinder video lines which were either met with a swipe right of agreement, or swipe left of OH MY GOD NO!
Stephen was the second last to be swiped right, jumping past with a witty comment which made the boys crack up, before you looked back to the line and met eyes with your ex once more.
Kenny.
He looked good, one year on from the breakup. His black NASA sweater fit nicely, with the sleeves rolled up to expose his forearms, cargos also matching nicely with his white durag and trainers. He raised his head to make eye contact, looking up and down at your form and taking his lower lip between his teeth as a grin lit up on his face.
One year on and you could still tell what he looked like when he got flustered.
"Y/n," He started. You missed the way he said your name. It felt different, and it felt as though it made embers in your heart glow once more at the memory of just a year ago when you were together. You nodded your head in response, urging him to continue as you watched his smile turn into a familiar smirk as he followed up with the most outlandish line nobody could've expected. "Swipe right, unless you want to have hard n rough sex, tonight, ten o'clock at my place."
Well that wasn't what you were expecting.
And clearly none of the other boys were expecting it either, as their jaws dropped open, JJ's hands finding the back of his head as he let out an OH. MY. GOD
It seemed as though your reaction surprised them more though, as you slowly swiped LEFT with your own taunting smirk on your face.
Even Kon was shocked from behind the camera, pressing his hand to his lips as Kenny shrugged and walked to the rejected left side, cocky grin on his face nonetheless. The boys were in a state, not even knowing how to react anymore, because they knew damn well that the both of you were too stubbornly prideful to not back down from a promised commitment. Even if that was the commitment promised.
As you tried to leave the set after a a few quick admin procedures, Kenny and yourself crossed paths once again. His hand found your side almost too easily, slotting between the dip of your hip like second nature, relighting sparks in your stomach like he always would when he touched you.
"You ready for tonight?" He whispered, lips brushing against the top of your head as he spoke, smirk prevalent in his voice as his hand trailed from your hip up your waist.
"Are you sure you are?" You responded, pulling away to look up into his eyes with a cocky grin of your own which lit an almost dangerous glint in his eye.
"Oh you're so cute thinking you have any control."
"You're cute to think that I won't this time."
"I guess we'll see," His hand slowly rolled over your stomach, pulling away and leaving goosebumps where he'd touched.
"S'pose we will." You pushed his chest lightly to push him to get back to the video. You could see the other boys whispering and watching the two of you with great interest- clearly sensing some sexual tension between yourself and Kenny.
As you pulled your mic off and handed it back to Kon, you were just about to leave when Kenny called-
"Hey Y/n!"
You turned back around to face Kenny as the room fell silent to hear what was last.
"Don't forget to wear that set you know I like!"
Of course he'd try embarrass you and get the last word. The silence was broken by a few gasps of shock, and Ethan slapping his palm over his mouth which mirrored a perfect o shape.
"Yeah, as long as you don't forget to change out of your briefs before I get there."
You snickered as he opened and closed his mouth again, stumped like a goldfish as you got the last word and walked out victorious, JJ's shocked laugh following you out, along with Pinero's she's had you there.
Knock knock knock.
You'd considered not wearing the set you knew he was referencing when he tried to embarrass you, but that Victoria Secret's red could never get old.
Squeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaq
Clearly Kenny still hadn't fixed the door, as it still let out its infamous creak as he opened it, leaning against the door frame with arms crossed and a smirk on his face. He still wore the same cargos and durag, though his sweater had been discarded, and he instead just wore a white tee which his crossed arms filled out perfectly - muscles tightening the white material and making you already feel things, without having even entered his apartment yet.
Kenny shut the door behind you before his back was slammed into the door before he could even fully turn around- letting out a gasp as your hand wrapped around the neck of his shirt, pulling him down so that his face was level with yours, your breath fanning across his lips and giving him that nostalgic shiver across his spine as he felt your lips press onto his all so familiarly, the same cocoa lip butter coating your lips and his as you kissed as though you had never broken up at all. He lost himself in the way your lips felt against his, so soft and soothing as they moved, intoxicating him with the cocoa taste and feeling of your hands moving against his sides up to his head, finding purchase around the back of his head and pulling him closer if it were even possible.
Fighting his almost overpowering yearning for you, Kenny managed to pull away after a moment, pushing you back so that it was your back that was against the wall instead. And it was then your turn to let out a surprised gasp as you felt the impact of the wall, before Kenny's body closed the gap, pushing flush against yours and sweetening the blow by cupping your face within his hands and raising your jaw to meet his lips, changing the pace and dominating the kiss as he took your bottom lip between his teeth, biting just enough to make you gasp. And he only exploited your open mouth, pushing his tongue into your mouth and ravaging it, roughening the kiss as his hands started running down from your cheeks down to your body.
You pulled back to give yourself a moment to breathe, grinning cockily as Kenny almost looked dazed as he pulled away, eyes fluttering open as though he had woken up from his biggest dreams. "Don't enjoy it too much, I haven't even taken my clothes off yet."
"Please, don't kill my boner by taking off ANY of your clothes-"
"Wow, one whole year and still can't get hard without pills-"
"One whole year and- are you still on the pill?"
"Wanna find out?"
You let out a squeal as saying that was all it took for Kenny to throw you over his shoulder with his infamous bursting laugh, marching the two of you to the bedroom and throwing you onto the bed, climbing on top of you to reconnect your lips.
His hands inched down your body slowly, finding the sash-belt of your trench coat and pulling it apart through the kiss, looking down and separating as his jaw fell slack, eyes widening slightly as he looked down at your bare skin under the trench, clad in the set which he'd referenced- and which now regretted requesting- as he could feel the tent in his boxers tightening at a concerning rate.
Taking advantage of his pause, you expertly flipped him so that he was beneath you instead, his back landing on the mattress as he let out a huff from the impact. Your core was flush against his clothed crotch, and you grinded down- just giving the slightest bit of friction, though it was clearly enough for Kenny, as he rolled his head back and let out a groan at the feeling.
Your finger's made light work of his belt, pulling it off with ease so that you could pull down his cargos and boxers and stroke his length beneath, thumb tracing over his head and collecting the precum which you licked clean from your thumb, watching as Kenny's face contorted at the sight. Kenny was groaning at how nasty yet gorgeous you looked on top of him, needing his release there and then, when his eyes caught sight of the discarded belt and an idea popped into his head.
"Be a dear and hold your hands out,"
Holding your hands out as requested, Kenny slipped the leather around your wrists, tightening and doing the buckle, forming a pair of makeshift handcuffs around your wrists. The leather dug into your skin and locked your wrists together, but you still managed to smirk and make a snarky comment:
"You've gone soft, Ken'," You spoke which made him give you a funny look. "You would've used that belt for much filthier things, just a year ago… guess you're just not able to go as hard anymore-"
He roughly cut off your rambles by rolling you over, your face planting into the mattress with your ass up in the air as your hands were restrained behind your back, leaving you unable to support your front. A gasp came from your throat as Kenny's hand met your cheek harshly, almost definitely leaving a red hand-mark against your arse before you felt his tip trace down your folds, nudging your clit, and making your breathing turn heavier, eyes rolling backwards at the feeling.
There was a short silence where neither of you moved or said anything.
"Are you gonna beg for it, or have you forgotten how this goes?" Kenny taunted, stupid grin evident in his voice which made you roll your eyes even if he couldn't see it.
"No," You responded almost instinctually, grin against your face as you only said it jokingly. You felt Kenny pull away though, and that did panic you a bit, as you whined and rushed- "Joking Ken', I don't mean it, of course I want you."
"That doesn't sound like begging to me…"
"Just fuck me…" He make no move to do anything. "…Please."
His hands moved back to your hips, cock pushing against your aching core before he pushed slowly, making you gasp as your eyes rolled to the back of your head, Kenny slowly pushing in until his hips were flush against yours, bottomed out inside of you. He allowed you a grace period- a moment to adjust to his size- before pulling back not quite as slowly as the first time- and slamming his hips against yours. You let out an ungodly moan from the roughness of his thrust, his cock hitting a spot which only he could, that had your head spinning from the adrenaline flooding through your veins at the nostalgic pleasure you'd so craved ever since the breakup.
As another loud moan left your throat, you remembered the threats you'd heard last year- just moments after the two of you had similar, rough and loud sex, when three prompt knocks brought Kenny to the door- face to face with the landlord who warned him that one more noise complaint would have him evicted.
Apparently the neighbours weren't interested in knowing Kenny's name.
Your face was smudged into the mattress and duvet sheets already, but you bit down onto the duvet before letting out another groan as Kenny thrusted into you, the roughness sending spots into your vision as your whole body jerked from the movement- though your moan was muffled by the duvet in your mouth.
Kenny could hear the small whimpers and hushed moans you let out, trying not to be loud in memory of the strict landlord and complaining neighbours - but it had been too long without hearing those angelic moans you'd give - and Kenny wasn't going to let courtesy of the neighbours get in the way of hearing them again.
A gasp was ripped from you as Kenny's hand attached to the back of your head - wrapping your hair around his hand and using it to pull your head back and away from the duvet - pounding back into you with a thrust that made a raw moan fall from your throat, the arch from your ass all the way to your neck permitting Kenny's cock to hit a new place inside you which had your thighs shaking from the feeling.
"C'mon, you can be as loud as you want," Kenny muttered, finding a pace to fuck you, one hand on your hips being used to move you back and forth simultaneously whilst he thrusted into you, making him kiss the tip of your cervix and damn near cry with how good he felt inside of you.
Your body lurched with practically every rough thrust Kenny gave, rocking your body from not only the force, but also the way that each time he found your g-spot, you could feel a burning in the depths of your stomach which you knew was a building orgasm. And Kenny wasn't far away either - he'd missed the relationship of course - but the feeling of your tight walls around his cock, those sweet moans that each thrust elicited from you, all the talk and bite which always ended with a hard fuck: that was something he'd never be able to replicate with anyone else.
Kenny's thumb followed the slickness off your pussy down to your clit, his lubricated finger tracing tight circles over your sensitive bud and causing your whole body to jolt, the pre-orgasm euphoria building and making every atom of your body excite.
"Holy shit, I'm gonna-"
You weren't even able to finish your sentence before your arms gave out beneath you, your body collapsing against the duveted bed whilst you felt Kenny's thrusts take you to cloud nine, that euphoric brightness washing over your body like a sacrilegious purification. And Kenny kept that bliss channelling through your body as he fucked between your walls, pace staggering as he too felt his own orgasm washing through him, filling you with his cum as you cried out at that delicious feeling of his cock twitching inside you as he deposited everything - a few slowed thrusts carrying him through his orgasm as well as fucking his cum back into you… Even is after he pulled out, white still dripped from your pussy, that beautiful creampie that he'd given you a sight he savoured.
"God I missed you," Kenny breathed, his eyes unable to detach from your pretty you looked with his cum dripping from your hole.
"That's really cute and all but can you get the belt off?"
That snapped Kenny into action, realising that your face and upper body was practically crumpled into the mattress, unable to move since your hands were handcuffed behind your back because of that belt.
As soon as Kenny got the restraints off, letting you flip yourself over onto your back - you wrapped your arms around the back of Kenny's neck, pulling him down to meet your lips in a prolonged chaste kiss - all the sexual tension gone - finally letting that domestic sweetness wash over you at how nice it was to have Kenny back again.
He pulled away after a moment, breaking the kiss but not leaving, just resting his forehead against your own.
"Fuck, Ken', I've missed you too," You sighed in a fulfilled way, your whole heart feeling filled with Kenny.
"Well then if we both miss each other… Why aren't we together?"
"Do you want to get back?"
"If you do…"
"I can't believe we're agreeing to get back together straight after fucking."
"Well then let me take you out - what are you doing tomorrow night?"
"Nothing…"
"Well, now you're doing something - I'll pick you up at seven."
You couldn't even wipe the grin off of your face at that, instead choosing to wrap your arms back around his neck to give him another big kiss which he of course couldn't refuse either.
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Hello! Can you write a story where George or Arthur messes up and they like totally grovel over the reader? I feel like they would beg for forgiveness 😆
ohh, god lord. can you imagine the amount of grovelling?
arthur didn't mean to forget.
he was never a forgetful person; if he knew his plans were going to overrun or if he knew he'd double-booked himself, he would always make it his problem to deal with and sort out.
but with multiple video shoots happening that week that kept him busy, from a sidemen shoot to a podcast recording and then back to his own channel before he partook in a reacts video for someone else on their channel, the planned dinner with her parents had just slipped his mind.
when he walked through the front door of their flat, he was greeted with the laughter and the chatter of company. and it's in that given moment, when he sees her mum's handbag hanging on a coat hook beside her dad's coat, that he knows what he had forgotten. that he knows he messed up... big time.
rounding the corner and stepping foot in the open-plan living space of their flat, he was greeted with the biggest smile from her mum and a welcoming handshake from her dad... lessening the guilt in his belly until he was met with a fake smile and darkened eyes from yn. and the guilt only bubbled more viciously because he knew he couldn't dig himself out of this one easily.
"yn said you'd gotten stuck in a meeting with your work team, lovely. that's such a shame," her mum coos softly and she pulls arthur in for a loving hug that was tight and secure, his own arms enveloping her in a warm hug, "i know you insisted we had this dinner without you but it didn't feel the same."
he swallows back the lump in his throat and the guilt felt even worse. she lied on his behalf and made it out to be an unfortunate accident when, truly, it had simply slipped his mind. the smile on her mum's lips made him want the ground to swallow him whole. his eyes dart over to yn who occupied herself in clearing away the dirtied dessert plates from the tabletop - and he remembered her telling him that morning, before he left, how she was baking a coffee and walnut cake for them all to enjoy that night.
"we'll have to organise another one, i'm so sorry," arthur apologises before helping clean up the table, collecting the empty glasses and the cutlery that yn had left behind, "i'll cook next time since yn did this. it smells delightful."
"we had your favourite dinner, kiddo," her dad informs him and arthur looks at yn as she tries her hardest not to let her emotions get the better of her, "she's a good'un, our yn. even baked us a cake."
"she's the best," arthur smiles at her.
and he was hoping for a slight smile back in his direction to know he was off the hook and they'd talk about the whole evening later on... except he doesn't and all he sees is her jaw clench and tighten, her eyes rolling discreetly, head staying low as she piles everything up on the counter beside the sink.
they said goodbye to her parents soon after with kisses, hugs and handshakes being exchanged as well as a promise of taking an entire day off so he didn't have to miss another meal planned with them. except, deep down, he felt the guilt beginning to eat away at his insides and he knew he was minutes away from being made to feel even worse.
the door closed and before he could get his apology out, she was first to break the silence.
"don't speak to me for the night."
"yn-"
"what did i just say to you?" she sneers at him and he stares at her with sorrow in his eyes, hoping that she would come round and give him the chance to explain everything; from how he felt overworked from a week of non-stop work to how he got confused with the dates to how he wanted to make it up to her for being a forgetful muppet. "don't talk to me. i don't want to talk to you tonight."
"if you let me explain then-"
"it'll just be excuse after excuse coming out of your mouth, arthur."
he follows her around the flat like a lost puppy, scared to lose her but also wanting to plea for his forgiveness and to explain, not with the hopes of being forgiven right away but with the hopes of being understood, because he really and truly never meant to miss out on the evening with her parents. stands beside her as she washes up the dishes in the sink, watching her as if he was waiting for her orders on what she wanted him to do, mind racing as he tried to come up with the most calmest way to explain everything.
"the shoot overran. the taxi for the way home got stuck in the rush-hour traffic on its way to pick us up and we were miles from a tube station," he tries to take the plate from her hand so he could dry it and put it away but she refuses his help, placing it down on the side and swatting his hand away when he tried to pick it up, "by the time it arrived, we'd been waiting an hour for it at the site."
"doesn't help me in understanding why you never showed up. not even a text. i had to lie, arthur. to my parents!"
"i know and i'm sorry you had to do that," he places a hand on the base of her back and uses his thumb to rub gentle circles into the tee on her back, "truthfully, i did forget. okay? i forgot but-"
"i know you forgot," she huffs heavily and moves from his touch, his hand still lingering where it was once placed on her back, "please, just don't come near me. don't touch me. don't talk to me. i'm angry with you so please let me be angry with you."
"i don't want you to be," he frowns.
"then you should have thought of that before you skipped on dinner," she retorts back to him and his shoulders slump in defeat, "i'm just so upset with you."
the whole night was spent apart.
and, truth be told, they hated it.
yn hated how she still wanted to be close to him, even though he had made her feel anger. hiding in the bedroom with her laptop opposed to the television because he had taken refuge on the sofa and chosen a documentary she didn't want to intrude upon. she understood how hectic his schedule could be at times and she understood that, sometimes, he was tired and he needed reminding of things... it was a minor mistake but it had upset her and she needed her feelings to be validated and she wanted him to understand how hurt she felt.
arthur hated how he had made the mistake that lead them to being apart. sleeping on the sofa so she had all the time in the world to feel better and feel angry without him being there to add fuel to the fire. it was forgivable, what he did, but it wasn't forgettable and he knew she'd be upset for a while with the situation.
the next morning, he was awake early.
he ran to the corner shop to grab her some flowers, to grab her a card, to grab ingredients for breakfast so he could surprise her and a little goody-bag of her favourite snacks to show her just how sorry he was for what had happened. deciding on breakfast pancakes, with her favourite fruits and syrup, writing a long-winded message in the card that could explain better than he could if she was looking at him whilst he spoke it verbally.
and when she rose from her slumber, ready to forgive him, he was prepared with a table full of a surprises.
"good morning," he smiles sheepishly and she lets her eyes wander over the pile of pancakes in the middle of the table beside bowls of fruit and bottles of maple-syrup, "i made breakfast."
"you made a feast," she giggles softly, stepping towards the dining table and reaching for the card that he'd leant against a jar of nutella, "what's this?"
"it's my apology. i figured i could write it better than i could say it so," he walks towards her and sets his hands on the back of a chair, pulling it out from under the table and letting her sit down, tucking her underneath before he sat beside her, "i really am so sorry for forgetting our plans."
"it's okay," she pulls the card from the envelope and lets her eyes scan over the paragraph of his writing, her mouth soundless speaking every word he had written on the piece of paper, "i figured you were just stressed and tired. i was never going to stay angry at you."
she squeezes his knee softly and looks at him.
"i made reservations at that new london restaurant you wanted to go to, too. figured we could go with your parents," he informs her and she smiles widely, "it's on me, of course."
"arthur," she hums softly, "you need to fuck up more often."
he rolls his eyes and she giggles softly.
"i don't think so. one time, you might actually leave me and i don't know if i could cope with that," he leans over and presses a kiss to her lips, "i love you and i'm truly sorry."
"i love you too, you muppet." xx
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What dating Harry would be like!
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Tw: language, mentions of alcohol and I believe that’s it!
Off the bat you two are such an amazing and easy going couple.
Like you two are able to match each others energy and are able to tell when something off.
Obviously your more sociable than Harry so when you can sense he’s uncomfortable you either leave the place or confront him till your from the area.
If you have a friendship group with drama, he is knowing all the gossip! No matter what, when, who and why.
Like you’ll tell him some drama and because you two are alike he would react similar to the way you did.
You both do sports (let’s say you do) you definitely are going on jogs or going to the gym together; even if you aren’t doing the same thing. You both go and leave together.
While filming videos, if they are sidemen videos fans can catch a glimpse or a few moments of your two hugging or holding hands. Especially if your both on a holiday video, no matter the team and if it’s bad or good; you two will make it fun and manageable.
If it’s gaming for moresidemen, prepare yourself and grab your soundproof headphones cause we all know what’s to come. You always make sure to wear the comfiest clothes for two reasons; one being it’s going to be a long film and two is so Harry has a soft hug after losing the game😭
You pair are always the class clowns in the back to school videos, also in the ‘are you smarter than a 5th grader’ the kids would laugh at the pair of you cause you probably acted like their classmates😂
You pair are really good together on camera, your both overall good at making content just by being yourselves.
Besides the socials, you pair are so loving to each other. If your editing, grab another chair and expect Harold at your door with some snacks. If he’s editing, just know your gonna have the best seat in the house. He loves when your knocking on his door asking to keep him some company.
Since Harry isn’t fussed on watching movies and you are, it just gives him the excuse to cuddle with you for more time and have snacks. He doesn’t pay attention but he does pay attention to you, if you laugh at a joke he just observes your face. He loves your laugh and smile.
If you two are filming for Calfreezy or chip just know either one of your or you both are getting drunk. Especially chips channel, most likely a pub crawl or an abroad pub crawl.
If he’s peppered and your not, this man with be absolutely pampered (more than ever) you’ll make him a bath and getting the bed comfy for him and as he bathed you are preparing the tablets he’s gonna take for his headaches the next day.
If your drunk he’ll return the favour and gives you one of his T-shirts for bed.
Filming football videos mainly for Chris as Harry doesn’t film them no more; it’s a rollercoaster of events. From joking about anything, to booting the ball over to the next field. To getting joked about your shot, to then score and absolute banger.
Going on podcasts, they are fun. These are more easier for Harry as he just has to talk. And if your good at that too, than it’s easy. You love when you are able to talk about past memories with each other either it was when you were dating or just friends.
You both have been dating since the ending of the second house. So it’s been a while, but a good while.
You both loved winding up Calfreezy about you two being together, when he didn’t have a girlfriend.
Also a way you two show love, which is a odd way but you two couldn’t care is play fighting. As you two are just winding each other up sometimes it escalates to play fighting.
Harry loves physical affection, like you two doing a moresidemen quiz and you sat next to each other? Expect a hand on your knee or an arm around your shoulder. You both on a plane for a holiday video? Expect a sleeping Harry leaning against you and the funniest selfies from the trip. This man just love contact, even if your both just walking and your holding pinky’s. Or if your standing and he’s sitting he’ll pull you onto his lap or hug you.
When you were about two years into the relationship or around the time Harry still filmed on his main channel. You most of the time be in the videos, it wasn’t for clout it’s just you wanted to have fun with Harry and do what he loves doing.
By that you’d sometimes pick him up and have a kick about at the nearest field. To now watching him play Sunday league with Ethan as you and Faith would be their cheerleaders and Olive being their little mascot (that’s would actually be cute tho)
On the topic of sports, harry encourages you to do what you do in sports. If it’s Y/n Willows (my character kinda) then he’ll support your boxing career. Or any other hobby/sport you enjoy doing.
You both are clingy but when you both need space, space will happen until you both are ready to be clingy again.
Overall, this relationship between you two is the best thing that could ever happen. You two are Abel to see the future together and much more things. You both have a lot to do and when it come around you pair will do it with pride.
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hi luxx!!!! daily report... okay its a long one. first dream announces he needs a major surgery like 10 hours ago and we were all worreid sick. george streams reacting to the sidemen new video that insinuates he likes anal + gives good head. sapnap played sims today and won in some chess matches. side note sapnap really loves that one waterparks song and i hope he listens to more T_T.
HUGE ! ! thank you so much for the update o m g i feel really bad but i am just not up to keeping up lately ugh . 1 my poor fucking baba i hope whatever witch keeps putting hexes on him falls out a second story window 2. good for george for confirming the rumors ! 3. sapnap chess andy forever and ever and o m g what song tbh i havent listened to ip all the way thru cause i got a couple songs in and it sucked and was mid af so i didnt continue but if its anything pre fandom im super hyped LMFAO the abc albums 🔛🔝
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birdzflycom · 1 year
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IShowSpeed Meets Cristiano Ronaldo: A Dream Come True for the YouTube Livestreamer
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IShowSpeed Meets Cristiano Ronaldo In the world of YouTube, IShowSpeed stands tall as one of the most prominent livestreamers, known for his explosive personality, sense of humor, and unwavering passion. Surprisingly, he achieved remarkable success even before graduating high school. Recently, IShowSpeed's graduation became even more memorable when he received an extraordinary gift. After years of yearning to meet his idol, the legendary footballer Cristiano Ronaldo, fate finally intervened, leading him to an unexpected encounter with Ronaldo through a conversation with some of the player's family members. Both IShowSpeed and his enthusiastic chat couldn't contain their excitement as years of anticipation culminated in a single, unforgettable moment, all captured on video.
A Lifelong Fan Meets His Inspiration
IShowSpeed has been an ardent admirer of Cristiano Ronaldo for as long as he can remember. Even during his own football pursuits, such as the Sidemen charity match, an event he will soon attend again, Speed has consistently credited Ronaldo as his ultimate inspiration. It's no surprise considering that Cristiano Ronaldo is hailed as one of the biggest names in football. With his exceptional skills as one of the world's finest strikers, he has amassed fans from every corner of the globe. After tirelessly pursuing a meeting with Ronaldo for years, IShowSpeed's fate took a fortunate turn during a livestream, where he not only met the footballer himself but also had the opportunity to interact with some of Ronaldo's family members. The moment IShowSpeed met his hero was beyond words. Overwhelmed with emotion, he dropped to his knees, proudly displaying a tattoo he had gotten to honor Ronaldo's famous celebration. The shock of meeting his idol resonated with him for minutes, but he managed to regain his composure long enough to capture a few cherished pictures together. To make the encounter even more extraordinary, the entire event was caught on video. IShowSpeed's YouTube chat exploded with excitement, flooding the chat with celebration and expressing unwavering support for the streamer, who had eagerly awaited this momentous meeting with Ronaldo. This encounter with his idol surpasses any recent milestones IShowSpeed has achieved as one of YouTube's top streamers. It's a testament to his unwavering dedication and the impact that such a meeting can have on a lifelong fan. Adin Ross: IShowSpeed's Influence on Cristiano Ronaldo's Fame Shay Robson ❘ Published: Jun 18, 2023, 06:30 Adin Ross Claims IShowSpeed Made Cristiano Ronaldo More Famous Adin Ross, a prominent figure in the streaming community, recently shared his belief that IShowSpeed has played a significant role in elevating the fame of Portuguese football star Cristiano Ronaldo. If you're familiar with IShowSpeed, you'll undoubtedly recognize his unwavering passion for Manchester United and his undeniable obsession with Cristiano Ronaldo. For years, this 18-year-old YouTuber has made multiple attempts to cross paths with the Portuguese football legend. Although he came close on several occasions, meeting some of Ronaldo's international teammates, the ultimate moment finally arrived on June 17. It was during this time that the young YouTuber had a long-awaited encounter with his idol as Ronaldo and his fellow teammates were departing the Estadio da Luz after a triumphant victory against Bosnia and Herzegovina. Adin Ross Acknowledges IShowSpeed's Influence Reacting to the video capturing the first meeting between IShowSpeed and Cristiano Ronaldo, Adin Ross openly expressed his belief that IShowSpeed's involvement has further amplified the global recognition of the five-time Ballon d'Or winner. "Chat, let's be honest, do you think Speed made Ronaldo more famous?" Adin questioned during his live stream on June 17. "Honestly, think about it. I didn't know much about siu, I didn't know anything about hattricks, I didn't know anything about soccer in general, you know?" Adin continued, "In my opinion, he introduced his younger audience to Ronaldo, you know?" While Adin held this belief, his chat members didn't quite share the same sentiment. Many criticized the popular streamer, dismissing him as an "average American" for his lack of familiarity with football. "You can call me an average American all you want, but hey, whatever," Adin retorted. Conclusion IShowSpeed's long-awaited encounter with Cristiano Ronaldo serves as a powerful reminder of the impact that idols can have on their devoted fans. The meeting, documented in a captivating video, brought joy not only to IShowSpeed but also to the legions of supporters in his YouTube chat. Adin Ross's recognition of IShowSpeed's influence on Cristiano Ronaldo's fame further solidifies the significance of this encounter. As both IShowSpeed and Ronaldo continue to inspire millions worldwide, their paths crossing showcases the indelible connection between fans and their idols. Continue reading to immerse yourself in the thrilling world of YouTube livestreaming and witness the profound impact these encounters can have on both creators and fans alike. Join our casino and experience the exhilaration of the game firsthand at Slots Paradise, the ultimate destination for female-oriented slot-based online entertainment catering to women in their middle age (40-55). Read the full article
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internetaddict104 · 3 years
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How the fuck did I miss Tanner actually commenting on my video about him 😂
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tomsparkyr · 2 years
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𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
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summary: jj knew, of course he knew. so the only way to make harry admit it is to submit an assumption of his own. only it was to be uploaded on youtube.
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harry lewis x minter!reader
wroetoshaw x minter!reader (simon’s sister)
warnings: fluff, confession stuff, protective simon, just the sidemen being themselves djdndjs
don’t steal any of my work, thanks!
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𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐑𝐘 𝐖𝐀𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃. Practically shitting his pants. Palms were sweating and he swore he felt and single drop of sweat fall down his forehead. JJ’s glare did little to help, his wide and evil eyes protruding and large grin stretched across his face.
“Welcome to your assumptions about the sidemen!” JJ spoke in an accent, seeing Harry crumple under his smirk, knowing it would score for views. The remaining five sidemen sat around the two, figures all led across the cushions and feet kicked up. JJ had the laptop coming to him, mind floating in the assumption he had added onto the lot.
Ethan had the laptop rested on his thighs, the device buzzing on how long it had been on. The men continued an assumption on whether a couple of the sidemen have seen each other’s penises at one point, JJ had his stare on Harry and he reciprocated this; fans most definitely thinking something different to what JJ had in mind.
The debate came to an end and Ethan cleared his throat, “Simon wouldn’t let any of the sidemen date his sister.” His eyebrows perked up and snapped his head to the blonde sat beside him. Simon shook his head with lip tucked between his teeth.
JJ’s mouth dropped open as he had not expected as question similar to his to pop up, a cackle erupting from his mouth as his head fell back onto the sofa. Ethan leaned into JJ as his body curled in laughter.
“I swear if any of you get with my sister, I will kill you!” Simon laughed along, thinking little of it as his friends bodies jolted subtly with laughter. Not noticing the way Harry’s smile seemed to be that little bit forced, cheek burning red in embarrassment; quickly hiding this in the teddy bear his was leaned into and cuddling it, the one you ironically got him.
Simon brushed off the question, the idea of his sister becoming a close lover to one of the sidemen being a reoccurring theme throughout their videos, running for a total of six years. The laptop was slid into JJ’s lap, Josh leaning over to watch him skip past several assumptions, seeing his pause on one that read the username: KSI.
Josh began laughing which caused the remaining five to turn their heads. Tobi leaped up as JJ pulled the laptop off his chest, tilting it in his direction showing him the assumption. Tobi slid down the sofa with a squeal of laughter and giggles falling from his lips, instantly leaning to whisper the words in Vik’s ear when he held a confused look.
Simon attempted to reach for the laptop, all four yelling and yanking it far from his reach. The blonde protesting, Harry repeating what Simon had previously done and the sidemen to react in the exact same way. “Okay. Okay!” JJ calmed himself, sending Harry a very suggestive look before settling his gaze on the laptop.
“Harry definitely has the hots for Y/N but is scared shitless of Simon kicking his ass”
Harry gasped and plunged his head into the teddy bear as Simon held a deadpan face in the Lewis boys direction. Simon’s posture straightened as it became abundantly clear that this assumption was correct and currently relevant. The sidemen screamed under the two’s reaction, flailing limbs thrown across the room as many jumped up and down on the sofa is excitement.
“You what now, Harry?” Simon blinked, feeling a strong figure fall into his neck as chuckles tingled his neck, immediately knowing it was his best friend JJ who had come up with the assumption.
“No! No! I don’t like her! I mean, I do like her- I mean not like that but like that?” Harry tripped over his words as his hands ran through his hair aggressively, feeling an immense amount of pressure to not mess up under Simon’s stare.
A silence fell over the group, practically a stare off between the two opposite sides. The four sat in between the lot flickered their eyes back and fourth from Harry to Simon then back to Harry to Simon and on.
Simon squinted his eyes, “Fine.” Harry gasped and leaped up and ran out of the shot, sprinting to the door and slamming it shut behind him; hearing the loud screams and yells from his best friends (and soon to be brother-in-law) behind him.
As quick as possible, Harry found himself at your front door, panting heavily as his hands and forehead rested on your door. His mind raced on what to say to you, clueless before your door opened, causing him to fall chest to chest with you.
“Hi-“ “I know, Simon told me.” You whispered, interrupting him by slamming your lips onto his, feeling his actions quickly reciprocate yours. His hands slipping around your waist and tugging your petite waist against his warm and hot body, hands smoothing the fall of your back.
You tugged away before his tongue slipped into your mouth, grabbing the collar of his jumper and tugging his into your flat, his foot shutting the door behind you two.
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“You know, it was me who put that assumption in. You’re welcome lads.” JJ laughed as he watched Harry slam the door shut behind him, camera still rolling; knowing this would be a sick video now that would surely go viral.
“You mean you just caused my sister and my best friend to get together.” Simon tilted his head in JJ’s direction.
He nodded confidently with a smug look written upon his face, “Absolutely I did-“
“And caused them to most definitely sleep together now?”
JJ’s mouth dropped open, a look of pure fear snapping onto his face within a millisecond. Simon’s eyes widened looking at him, teeth grind together and muscles tensed. JJ screamed before jumping into Ethan’s arms:
“Please don’t kill me!”
love this! hope you liked :)) on a big harry inspo
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trashland-llamas · 2 years
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Mrs All American
characterization might be a little off but this was more to test the waters regarding writing Sidemen stuff than anything
Gn reader
They didn’t think they'd meet a driver worse than Vik or Tobi until they met Y/n
‘Fam, how did you even get your license in the first place?’ JJ would pipe up from the back
Josh making the executive decision to never let them drive again, having y/n pull over
‘Ah my sides hurt’ Y/n laughing hysterically whenever Simon mentions being carded for red bull
Offers to buy him one, even if y/n’s babyfaced themselves
challenged Ethan to an arm wrestling competition when they first met
is stupid enough to play bloody knuckles
think the cheap vs expensive mukbang, where Tobi & Ethan do that slapping game but punching instead
Y/n responds to their ur mom jokes with some variation of ur dad
Does the armpit fart noise, blaming it on whoever’s closest as if they actually farted
Y/n convinces them to do the fitness gram pacer test for a video
There’s a playlist on the sidemen channel of Y/n’s firsts—like when the boys take them to Nandos
Speaking of food, JJ tricks y/n into eating the spiciest option from the local curry place
Vik consistently stops y/n from jumping the queue, giving them an exasperated look
Has learned not to trust them when asking what any slang means or at least knows to double check it with Urban Dictionary
Harry tends to start the tea arguments, if you can even call them that
‘At least I know how to make tea correctly!’
‘Boston tea party, Thames edition’
Doesn’t blink an eye when it comes to the react videos revolving the U.S
‘Yea, that checks out’ Simon having the most shocked expression
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ketamineharry · 3 years
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20 WOMEN VS ONE SIDEMEN ~ Harry Lewis
Requested: Yes
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Authors Note: I hope that you enjoy, this is my requested long imagine I’ve written so I hope I’ve done your prompt justice. This took almost all day, because I wanted to try and make this good! Enjoy x
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You stood nervously in the middle of the queue waiting for your turn. You already knew that this was going to be brutal, how brutal though, you had no idea. You had signed up to be a part of a Sidemen video, 20 GIRLS VS ONE SIDEMEN. The prior video with Ethan choosing the girls had proven to be a massive success and due to Harry being single they had decided to recreate the infamous video, and were looking for women to take part. So, deciding that you had nothing to lose, you sent in your application.
Having seen how the other video turned out, you knew that there were going to be a few strange situations that you may have to ride out. Given that of course, Harry hypothetically swiped right and chose to have you in his top ten. Then, it suddenly dawned on you. You could be rejected in front of all of these women, the rest of the boys and the millions of viewers that this video was bound to attract.
As you edged closer to the front of the line, your hands became increasingly sweaty and clammy. You took a deep breath, trying to ground yourself and subdue the anxiety that was currently controlling every action your body was making.
Soon enough, it was your turn. You stood awkwardly, waiting for either the yes or the no. He looks you in the eyes and nods his head. “Yes”. You leave the set to the right, thankful that you had a positive response. Considering how anxious you were beforehand, you breathed out an instant sigh of relief.
You wait for the end of the round to be called back onto the main part of the set. This time you were in control, so you felt a lot more at ease. You were the one who got to decide whether you were interested or not. Upon realising that, your anxiety began to dissipate. You had made the decision that you were going to give Harry a chance, after all it was only courteous considering he had done the same for you. You watched as four girls left the shoot.
Next came the awkward part, having to watch the other dates before your own. You sat on a stool, out of the way of the camera on the right side of the set. You watched on at some of the ridiculous things that the boys had asked Harry to do; including, drinking water from a shoe, asking several girls if they had a reputable drug dealer and calling a girl Mary-Jane.
It was finally your turn, to say that you were nervous was an understatement. You had no idea what the boys had planned for Harry, never mind how you were going to react to it. As, you weren’t the type of person that could hide what they were really thinking from their facial expressions.
You sat down in the brown chair and crossed one leg over the other. A sense of nervous anticipation washing over you.
“Thank you so much for staying by the way,” Harry says, breaking the silence. “I was secretly hoping that you would.”You breathed out a sigh of relief, instantly feeling at ease in his presence.
“I was hoping that you would swipe right on me anyway.” You confess.
“I’m just going to take this ear piece out, long story short I’m allowed to have one date where it’s not filmed and the boys aren’t allowed to interfere. From the vibes you give off, I’d love to get to know you better.” He takes the ear piece out and places it on the table.
The date whizzes past, faster than you had thought. You thought that it had gone pretty well. There were indications that he was into you and you were certainly interested in him. As you both stands up, he hands you his phone.
“I’d love to get your number, so we can go on another date, without the massive set and camera crew.” You type your number in, and hand his phone back to him. You certainly couldn’t wait for when it was just you and Harry, minus the cameras.
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I swear to god, if I ever see anyone praising or defending Danny KNOWING what he has done to his ex, i’m going to kill somebody. Like, how do you condone this sick behaviour?? I used to love Danny, especially in the among us videos, but after i read about his ex, he was done for me. And Tennesse knew about his girlfriend as well?? Like they knew he had a gf at home watching him on television WITH HIS PARENTS and thought “nah, don’t want that anymore” or what? They waited for him to break up with her to be together, so then it’s not the “typical” cheating scandal. Ughh i swear i could rant about this for hours, because his little stupid aß fanboy are rating his behaviour as well, omg. Well, you won’t see me supporting him anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️
Honestly, I hate the fucking men that'll receive a little bit of praise, or a little bit of support for something oh so small or insignificant, and then use that teeny tiny morsel of gratification to inflate their ego by tenfold and use to justify some morally fucking AWFUL things.
Like, Danny had a glow up.
He lost weight and he started going gym, and people started acknowledging him and praising him for this glow up.
Bang, ego inflation occurs from that little bit of gratification - and then along comes Tennessee, showing that she likes him. This one clearly goes right to his head because it clearly supports the illusion that he's had a glow up and a half and that he's fucking hot. Tennessee confirms his mental gratification and serves as physical gratification to Danny that hey, he's attractive enough to be able to pull women like Tennessee who are undeniably also hot.
but ofc the ego inflation is always harmful, because it licenses said persons (in this case, Danny) to harm and disrespect certain people and assume that he'll get away with it (disrespecting his ex; he's gotten away with it)
And the way that he disrespected his ex if so fucking HORRENDOUS- goes in with a girlfriend who's loyal and supportive of him.
And I mean, so supportive to the fact that she's stated herself that she'd go 'round to his family house, sit with the fuckin PARENTS and watch the show Danny's gone onto... And after all that? Danny just sacks off even the idea of his gf, just to follow after Tennessee.
Arguably, Danny didn't actually show "signs" to Tennessee in the house, just being pushy-friendly, and his ex "overreacted". (not my opinion, but likely an argument that Danny's fanboys would use)
But it's just blatantly obvious that whatever Danny was doing with Ten in the house was because he had a crush on her, or because he was attracted to her, because at the end of the day, they're now dating... Like, clearly there was a scenario whereby Danny's been disloyal to his ex on the Locked In show, because in front of millions on this YouTube show, Danny's been all touchy-flirty with a woman whilst having a girlfriend, broken up with the girlfriend, and partnered up w Ten.
And you're so right - it's not clearly classified as "cheating", and that'll always make it such a hard situation to explain and prove that Danny's been disloyal as a bf, and I've said it before, but fuck it, it's coming again-
Olivia Rodrigo described it best:
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Big questions from me which your post has just inspired, Cinderella:
-How does the rest of the UK YouTube scene react? - Sidemen n others seem to be oddly supportive of it, saying that "this man's rizz needs to be studied" n allat... Do they acc know what happened w his ex or are they just naively, boyishly supportive of Danny's "upgrade"
-What do his parents think of Ten? I wonder whether his parents are disappointed in Danny for cheating, especially considering two and two can be put together to determine that his ex n parents were close... And Tennessee certainly seems as though she's a bit more "head-in-the-clouds", less down to earth than his ex... Do they like n support Danny relationship w Ten, or are they a bit dubious too?
-When will the fandom begin turning in greater masses and calling Danny out. I think my posts + general logic n reasoning have inspired quite a few girl-fans of Danny especially to begin noticing and calling out his scumminess... Will the Danny fanboys EVER empathise w the ex!gf and start calling out Danny, too??
Very valid post from u, Cinderella, im in complete agreement tbh.
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fishytrouble1 · 3 years
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SDMN reacts to labour?
BehzingaxReader Fanfiction
A/N: This is my very first sidemen related fanfiction so please be patient with me. Thanks guys and enjoy the short one-shot.
Summary: A pregnant reader is waiting for Ethan (Behzinga) to finish filming with the Sidemen when the unexpected happens.
You were sitting in the same room that your boyfriend Ethan, and his friends Simon, Tobi and Vikk were filming videos. The Sidemen were helping Ethan get ahead on the next few months of Sidemen videos.
You were about a week away from popping out a baby. Ethan was going to be taking some time off to spend with you and your baby; so for the last five weeks he’s been filming non-stop to get ahead on Sidemen videos. It has meant that you haven’t seen him very much but it will all be worth it when he’s home for a whole month when the baby arrives.
You were able to figure out that he was finishing up for the day as all the other lads had joined the call to talk about how things like uploading and meeting each other to discuss ideas were going to work whilst Ethan was away. 
You were going to go and say hi to them all but when you had stood up, a sharp pain shot through your back and lower abdomen. You simultaneously felt a wet liquid run down your legs. ‘Oh no’ you thought, ‘I think my water’s broke’.
“ETTTHHHAAAANNNNN!!!!!!” You scream at the top of your lungs. Upon hearing your screams he rushes over to your side as you let him know what the situation is (if he hadn’t of already figured it out). 
“Oh shit...okay...ummmm”. He started to panic, “We need the hospital bags, the car seat for when we leave the hospital...Hold on, where are my keys?” Ethan starts getting flustered as he starts frantically looking for his keys.
“Babe, calm down. Your car keys and apartment keys are by the front door, where they always are.” You turn to hold his face in your hands and smile at him. “We’re about to have a baby Ethan. We’re going to be parents very soon”.
He smiles back at you before you both lean in and kiss each other with a lot of love. Ethan pulls away and helps to steady you as another contraction hits. He starts to guide you out of the apartment but you can hear laughter coming from Ethan’s computer. The guys were still on the call and could here the panic in Ethan and were finding it funny. It may have been the hormones raging through your body but you weren’t having any of it. 
You walk over and look into the computers camera, aiming a glare towards the boys before you decide to speak.
“What’s so funny guys? Because I’m pretty sure you couldn’t push a baby out of your small hole”.
At your remark they all instantly silence themselves before muttering apologies. You couldn’t take it any more and burst out laughing not being able to contain your laughter. Your outburst caused some confused looks amongst the Sidemen.
“Sorry. I just couldn’t help myself. It was just wayyy too fun...” But before you can finish your sentence a contraction hits. This time worse then before. Ethan sees and hears your pain and starts ushering you out of your shared apartment.
As you’re about to walk away from the computer you hear shouts of good luck and congratulations come from the computer and you start smiling at how lucky you and Ethan are to have them. But you smile even more knowing that you’ve got plenty of people supporting you both on your journey into parenthood. You beam at the realisation of how loved, this baby of yours and Ethan’s, is going to be by all of it’s uncles (or as you like to call them on-call babysitters).
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