#it was so unreal

[stardust948]

We all have a song that unlocks a weird memory every time it plays.

Mine's is Clarity by Zedd. It brings back the memory of sitting in the school's parking lot waiting for my mom while thinking about how messed it up was for my Driver's Ed teacher to put a tracking device in her daughter's earring.

#she just casually mentioned it during class #everyone went dead silent #it was so unreal #music #irl #random #clarity just played on the radio and made me think about that

[floodsoftears]

just saw the met operas production of turandot and wow… it was incredible

they put on an absolutely spectacular show even though the set was non functional (i’m really sad about this part) it was getting scary for a moment before the show when they announced the set was broken and like 1/3 or more of the attendees got up and left to get refunded. but they still did it!

the cast and orchestra did such an amazing job i would do anything to get to see it again with the set working.

also my favorite part of turandot is when turandot goes “solve my riddles three boy”

anyways that’s was great

#turandot #met opera #ooooorrggg having feels #it was so unreal #yall already know nessun dorma had me in tears #NOTHING can compare to hearing that live

[babylion]

#NOOO i knew this would happen #i shouldve save that one pic where it was the other way around #it was so unreal #full sun #minhyung #nct

[shadyfennec]

story of kfc

#furry #art #furry art #mspaint #i really was in the middle of sobbing uncontrollably #and these two fucking dudes just dropped next to me and asked me to leave so that they could deal weed #it was so unreal #i got a bucket deal afterwards most surreal tuesday yet

[batllethinker]

This was such a moment

#cas talks #it was so unreal #zara larsson

[spooksier]

passages that make you whisper "oh my god"

#text! #working on a paper abt the degradation of the line between real/unreal in modern society and this one paragraph blew my MIND #like it literally tied all of my other sources together #also this whole paper is about how sex has disappeared from american media so if ur interested in that i highly recommend it

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

#whats the point of making a fucking resume when every damn online application makes you manually fill everything in anyway!!!! #i hate job hunting so much its fucking unreal!

[skipppppy]

Back by popular demand. English Willy part 3

(Idk if I'll do another bc I feel like its run its course and unlike Scott Cawthon I would like to end my series on a high note! But to everyone who sent in asks or showed support or generally took part I love all of you and had so much fun with this. I might do more in future but I don't want part 4 to hang over me as something I HAVE to do)

#this took SO MUCH WORK #worth it #fnaf #english willy #helloscully #five nights at freddys #fnaf 3 #springtrap #william afton #purple guy #fazbear frights #michael afton #mike schmidt #unreality tw

[sedgewick-gayble]

roaring twenties tumblr simulator pt. 2

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men be like "i would never succumb to homosexuality" and then hold a mans face tenderly as he lights his cigarette with his own. okayy pansy we see you

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art deco more like art dicko! aaaand post

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attended a petting party last saturday and there were no animals not even at all :(

#WHY WOULD THEY CALL IT THAT

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i lov my mother and father so nuch forever i cannot wait to attend my new job at the dubious factory where there have never been any machinery incidents evr before

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The cocaine in coca-cola just doesnt hit the same anymore....

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OP they took out the cocaine

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY TOOK OUT THE COCAINE

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Hes so puppycoded

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The eroticism of the machinery incidents at the dubious factory

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Easy website

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There is a gang war in Chicago. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Babe Ruth. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around Chicago, and please reblog this to get it to the celebrities in Chicago

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#had so many ideas i needed to share this with the world #1920s #unreality #fake post #fake dashboard #thank you lovely mutuals for ur contributions

[frank---ly]

#superbat #superman #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #flash #wally west #<< because i said so also because he would #sorry this is so short #social media au #shitpost #unreality

[melontoyo]

Throughout Heaven and Earth,

only Darkness shall remain 🩸

support me on pixiv fanbox melontoyo.fanbox.cc

#tears of the kingdom #totk fanart #ganondorf #totk ganondorf #demon king ganondorf #please help (there is no help) #I'm so obsessed its unreal #he should have said 天上天下唯我独尊 for maximum flair #melontoyo's art #also yes I deliberately drew his jewelry on top of his “sleeve”. in case you were wondering #loz #totk

[elena-illustration]

“all the deaths could have been prevented if andrey and goncharov just had gay sex” well what if they had gay sex and then still did the killings. i think they deserve to have some killings as a treat

#like seriously i don't know how anyone could watch the train scene and then be like 'oh yeah some gay sex would be enough to fix these guys #OR THE BRIDGE SCENE?!?!? #come on now #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #martin scorsese #robert de niro #film #cinema #gonrey #my art #i'm really glad goncharov is getting popular on here so i have a chance to post some gonrey 🥲 #unreality

[woundlingus]

Oh how Hozier has written an album about the absolute worst humanity has to offer, all our sins and crimes laid bare, and he says you are forgiven with so much tenderness. This is what makes you human. This is what makes you complex in the most beautiful ways. Look at the tragedy around you, and look at the survivors. Aren’t you all just so beautiful in your efforts to strive forward and begin again.

#this guy makes me so emotional #Hozier #unreal unearth #first listen

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

Am I the asshole for getting my best friend killed?

I swear to God, it was an accident.

My (27) BF (34) has a reputation for getting himself out of any jam you can imagine; and at first it was just a fun little thing the friend group noticed: there goes Oily J wiggling his way out of trouble again. but as the meme evolved in the group, it got to the point where we'd loykey started getting him into situations just to see how he'd get out of 'em, and he akept getting out of em. He was having fun with it too same as us. "Oh you guys," he'd say, "getting me into situations again," before laughing it off and getting out of it, so it was enrichment for our shared enclosures, and as time went on, the situations got more intense.

The trouble is, it turns out that putting a man in too many situations eventually gets the police interested. And not local hobsknockers cops either; they was like, proper three-letter FEDs. They put out a bounty on any information pertaining to his capture and everything. It was good money too so I thought, hey why don't I put J in another situation he can wiggle out of like always (and he'd wiggled outta worse before, so I thought this one'd be relatively mild), and at the next boardgame night (cause it was too late to do anything special for this one) we can buy some extra strong booze and get absolutely blitzed while having a giggle about the situation.

Boardgame night, and we were playing some social deduction nonsense or another and he says: "One of you is gonna betray me tonight." and I can't help but think, looking back on it, that he knew. It's stupid, I know he was talking about the game, but the way he said it, it was like he knew. We all felt it, and we had a big round robin round the table taking turns promising that we'd never betray him. And I said it so easily cause I thought it was true. Sure, I was gonna talk to the feds about a bounty; but, I fully expected my big beautiful oily boy to wiggle his way out of the trouble I was 'bout to cause, and that's not a betrayal. I wasn't lying. I didn't think I was lying.

My big beautiful oily boy didn't manage to wiggle his way out of it. They killed him and I got my blood money. He's gone.

He's gone and I'm devastated, crying, mourning. I loved him so much. We all did. And I can't stop thinking that it's my fault: that I'm the reason he's gone. and it is. and the guilt is eating me up inside. and I just need to talk to someone about it. So, I tell the rest of the group what happened in the group chat, hoping they'd understand that I didn't want this. I didn't want the government's blood money. It was supposed the be a prank. some joint enclosure enrichment. He was supposed to wiggle out of it like he always does... did, i mean.

They call me, among worse things, the asshole and kick me from the group chat. And, I know it's my fault he's dead: I know that. If I didn't do what I did, he wouldn't be dead right now. But, I didn't mean it for it to end up this way. He was supposed to be okay, damn it. I loved him. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #fandom aita #unreality #i never know how to tag the bible ones #also i don't think this is explicitly jesus christ superstar but for some reason it put me in mind of it #so that's where the extra option is from idk #specifically in my head is one particular production of it that a friend showed me when we were like. 17 #anyway i'm in love with how this one plays with modern language #good enough to post on purpose

[staff]

tumblr tuesday: the greatest mafia movie

There's so much lore. An original soundtrack (masterlist here, thanks to @thisisnotjuli). It all began with a pair of boots. Then, a movie poster by @beelzeebub:

And here's how it's going:

@ms-musers:

@lspy:

@monsterhospital:

@waldwynde:

@fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

@mjulmjul:

@marella-moon:

@holl-horse:

@bricktoygrapher:

@greenscircus:

@theshitpostcalligrapher:

@sweetdollface:

@onion-souls:

@onemagpie:

@gregspectations:

@mimiadraws:

@flurgburgler:

@shrugsinchinese:

@runfreebirdrun:

@when-sanpape-arts:

@marblellous:

@ynngaa:

@vanwizard:

@inthefallofasparrow:

@1percentcharge:

And lastly, before she was Wonderwoman, @reallyndacarter was "Dancer #2." She has kindly revealed this hitherto unreleased photo from the world premier of the film:

Obsessed with Goncharov? Need more? If you want to join in, please be sure to use the tags #goncharov (for posterity) and #unreality (for those who need it). Take care out there!

#tumblr tuesday #goncharov #goncharov (1973) #gonchposting #the greatest mafia movie ever made #unreality #this post is so long #it's a #long post

[comradekatara]

the siblings ever

#id in alt text #avatar the last airbender #atla #katara #sokka #katara&sokka #art #mart #memery #i guess #(sokka is quoting a tweet) #i love them so much it’s unreal #words cannot describe how important they are. to me #so i just draw them in silly poses & write longass essays abt them #over & over & over & over & over again 👍🏼