#it took me like an hour to do this lmao

[jackblackhotelmirror]

What are your favorite South Park headcanons? 🖖🏻

It took me ten million years to respond to this because I don't really have SP headcannons (besides my AU fics) so I had to make a list!

ALSO THANK YOU FOR ASKING, I LOVE GETTING ASKS!!!!

Kyle

i'm an average-height kyle truther. he's no shorter than 5'9" but no taller than 5'11".

horror movie fanatic but probably threw up while watching midsommar (and never finished it).

^ also a giant Scream fan. owns so much ghostface merch.

probably chubby.

straight as a board. he is so heteronormative, it's not even funny.

favorite bands are Bloodhound Gang and Insane Clown Posse but his guilty pleasure is Conan Gray (and cartman makes fun of him for it)

insomniac. bro CANNOT sleep ‼️

Kenny

tall kenny is the only valid take for me. he is 6'2" for sure and he uses his height to be intimidating when he wants to be.

when he's older, he moves to Italy with Cartman (don't ask how either of them afford it, just go with it)

he for sure writes fics about himself on a burner account.

is really good at school without having to study. naturally quick to learn.

is straight but will do anything for money (hey, $20 is $20!)

can talk to the dead and/or supernatural. can tell when ghosts are around.

COVERED in scars

Stan

short and skinny. i'm talking 5'6".

idkw but i imagine him being mexican, or at least partially mexican.

chronically depressed (and probably has OCD) but not an alcoholic or substance user.

hates weed because he grew up on a weed farm.

you cannot convince me that he doesn't watch Family Guy.

will sleep anywhere in any position.

closeted bisexual.

Cartman

is really good at playing instruments, becomes a famous lead singer in a pop band

is actually really intelligent but refuses to apply himself in school.

sent to boarding school, came back unrecognizable

football player, probably a quarterback

i really like the intersex cartman theory

doesn't believe in evolution or science

probably has a lot of trauma

Other characters:

Butters is blind in one eye from the Weapons episode

Butters is also extremely Type A as he grows up

Wendy, Heidi, Nicole, and Bebe don't have social media for feminist reasons

Jimmy can rap better than Eminem

Tweek loves true crime but is scared of FNaF

the only person who loves b@relyhuman more than Tweek is Craig

#sorry i only focused on basic characters #kyle broflovski #eric cartman #stan marsh #kenny mccormick #butters stotch #heidi turner #wendy testaburger #south park #anyways yep here are my hcs #it took me like an hour to do this lmao

[lilybug-02]

Bribed with Chocolate. The way it should be.

Part 22 || First || Previous || Next

--Full Series--

More to come as this is a two-parter. But you know how I am with schedules.

Bonus:

I think this was an equally possible reaction from Chara.

#Chara and Azzy have another talk #Finally Chara shows their mischievous side. #and Azzy knows Chara's language well #my art #deltarune chara timeline #art #bread #deltarune #ngl im so happy with how that chocolate shake came out. I want to eat it so bad #yay 6 pages of taking :') i hope you guys like that lmao #Glad I got this one done in basically a month and a week! Hah. I'm trying me best :') Halloween.. Exams and a ton of other things came up #surprisingly these backgrounds weren't terrible to do... I mean took more than two hours but you know what I mean #i struggled with how to frame the background though. I actually liked drawing it. But because both the background and my characters-- #--are super colorful I have to make sure I don't muddle the whole page. #Ive been thinking of doing the overworld in black and white recently... may help me actually finish the comic lol. idk i may make a poll #gonna try and get the new part out in maybe a month again? sorry. Thanksgiving and Christmas get me exhausted.

[suntails]

destiny

#im a puddle. dont look at me. i KNOW this isn't what's gonna end up canon. do i care>???>?>?>?> NO!!! NOT EVEN A LITTLE!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE #look at this loser abt to get bodied lmao GVHFJBKD silver i believe in u. saluting emoji. u can do it my SON i believe in u!!!!! #i um. i went a little silly crazy on this. blinking cutely at u. this took uhhhhh 7? hours? and like 10 different comps before i picked this #ob malleus my beloved. ppl be like 'i dont like the fit' i think they are incorrect i love it. the DRAMA!!! third fav ob fit vil and riddle #please talk to me abt diasomnia all day every day so i can get it out of my system. i am DISSOLVIBNF i cannot BELIEVE i hafta wait for plot3 #twst #twisted wonderland #malleus draconia #twst silver #silver vanrouge #sebek zigvolt #lilia vanrouge #diasomnia #ch 7 spoilers #chapter 7 spoilers #suntails

[excali8ur]

What are they scheming?

#art #rottmnt #Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt april #april o'neil #mikey #tmnt #rottmnt mayhem #mayhem #rottmnt fanart #saverottmnt #For the record I think they're writing a script for some extremely dramatic story they've come up with lmao #Anyway it took me 2 hours to make a sandwich because I was so focused on drawing this oops #Also I tried a new shading technique and idk if it was exactly what I wanted but I do like how this turned out

[mattodore]

i circle around you, a wild animal near a fire

#me roughly an hour after saying i’m not going back into photoshop today: opens photoshop #jerma going no chat come on i'm not gonna do that . and then doing that #river dipping #ts4 #ts4 edit #simblr #theodore doe #matthias evanoff #a burning house to live in #echthroi #THEY ARE SOOOOOOO BUNNY AND WOLF HERE LIKE THEY NEED LITTLE EARS 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #IF I COULD DRAW WELL….. KNOW THAT I WOULD HAVE GIVEN THEM SOME!!! #also if you’re thinking uhhhh river are they… you know…? 😁 they are <3 this is easily my favorite ww animation bc of this exact part #moving past that i edited these with esther in mind bc theo with long hair is kind of tearing my life apart atm too... #and i think i actually really love drawing hair strands now. all it took was giving theo long hair and i'm just. obsessed. #yeah they take me like thirty fucking minutes and i’m screaming and biting my own hands the whole time but . #doesn’t theo look good :) #and... lmao. i could’ve edited the screenshot of matthias where he’s looking directly at theo #but i like the !! sudden jolt when you go to the next screenshot and it looks like he’s staring straight at you 🫵 #it’s like he’s saying close your fucking eyes 🫵🫵🫵 #......i finished this edit at 12pm but it's just been sitting in my drafts this whole time while i try to come up with a caption dfjknkhn #i'm giving in and just using a matthias core quote for it

[latin-dr-robotnik]

Y'know, I wouldn't mind if they actually start producing visual novels or RPGs as actual Sonic games in-between major Sonic Team releases.

The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog was a pretty solid game, all things considered. For a free April Fools joke it got me laughing through most of it, and I really enjoyed its touching moments, especially during the last act and the whole arc around the Conductor.

I can see them striking some gold handling projects like this with bigger dev teams and actual budgets. The fact they can use smaller games to tell short stories in Sonic's world and make it feel so alive and connected is something I've been craving for a while, and it doesn't even have to be a platformer! Ever since I discovered fangames like Sonic and the Mayhem Master years ago, I wondered if SEGA could take another shot at the RPG genre, or something more story-focused.

And sure, this time it was a visual novel, but it landed pretty close to what I had in mind. This whole experience was well worth my time, and some real cash too if they asked for it. I hope this charming little joke game can open more possibilities for the future of Sonic games.

#sonic the hedgehog #the murder of sonic the hedgehog #something in me thinks sega executives wouldn't have let this game exist if they didn't want to test something #it's likely they're looking into how well this was received and if people would be interested in bigger sonic games like this #at least for a spin-off saga or something #what else are they gonna do for the next 3-5 years? more dubious quality remasters? another racing game? #i might be wrong but they're always taking notes #anyway great game i laughed a lot and enjoyed a lot of it #also it took me like 6 hours to beat lmao that was more than my first Forces playthrough #i took my time exploring dialogue options and translating on the go for a live audience

[zinniapetals]

my fave chengxian reconciliation scenario is wei wuxian slowly realizing that the life of a wanderer isn’t actually what he wants and lotus pier is his home and more clearly, living in a world with jiang cheng but not actually being something to jiang cheng isn’t what he wants either

#chengxian #text #liztalks #I’m just ugh sad girl chengxian hours #I think a lot about the ending of mdzs and how it doesn’t add up #I fee like if it actually took the time to let wwx grieve to heal to think about what happened #wwx would realize he’s using lwj to run away and to hide from his past #I love the fics that give him a few years to get situated with the world #the introspection of what he did and what he now wants and needs #and not to slander lwj but it isn’t him lmao #don’t even get me started on if wwx found out about jc’s sacrifice #mxtx is a coward for not doing that reveal bc she knew that the endgame would have been chengxian lmao #okay I’m delulu ignore me

[aofikofi]

made a grian shimeji :DD

heres a link for it

tiny tutorial on how to install him is under the cut :]

!!!! heres how :

- first of all, you need to have java installed, go look up "java install/download" on google and it should be the top one

- download the google drive link, its a zip file called "gri shimeji.rar"

- extract the file and look for an executable jar file called "Shimeji-ee"

- click on it and you have yourself your little grian guy :D

(you can also make a shortcut and put it on your desktop as well for easy access)

#grian #grian fanart #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fanart #aofi art #shimeji #this took me like id say 7 hours to do lmao

[dekupalace]

pov: you're a sadness trying to fight vaugarde's saviors

#back at it again with another pov video i took from twitter LMAO #i couldnt add videos in a reblog of my other post talking about how the isat party fights together so this is here now #LIKE. DO YOU GET IT. DOES THIS MAKE SENSEAJKLJ #ITS SO FUNNY TO THINK ABOUT #busy.🐝 #side note: tumblr wouldnt let me post this for hours and i dont know why AUGH

[screwpinecaprice]

Ah I forgot I made this last October. Patreon request for connverse family photo (with middle-aged Connie and Steven and adult kiddos) requested by Connversin!

Ebony and Sakura(?)'s faces (the two above Lion) didn't turn out the way that I wanted to look, but overall with my record, not bad for something I drew under three hours. lol

#Granted I don't really draw much connverse kids (even to this day). #So I didn't really have any practice drawing the kids. Just all imagination #connverse #connverse kid #Listen. I do imagine Steven having a beard when he's older #But like. I don't know how to draw that. RIP #Can you just imagine the beard for me? ;-; #but yeah. Wow multiple characters under three hours :D #(the next time I attempted multiple characters in an image though. it took me multiple days. lmao) #Gold TL #They are taking a photo in the middle of Autumn but I butchered the background and just gave up and blurred it so hard. #Steven Quartz Universe #Connie Maheswaran #Ebony OC #Rohini OC #Zachary OC #Sakura OC #(Zachary and Sakura's names might be changed) #Lion SU #my shiz #skedoobles #patreon #September patreon request #Gah also don't have any idea with drawing older people #but if they looked younger than their age can I just chalk it up to Steven's healing powers? #OC

[shokupanda]

sonaposting? :3

turns you into a glitter sticker and rotates you in my mind

#heeeeeheee #i had glitter stickers on the brain which resulted in this #id like to thank my friend owlbis and his editing skills for the animation #i downloaded davinci resolve and tried to do it myself and it did NOT turn out as good as this. so yeah shoutout to him #anywho! your sona is v cool n i hope you like this silly thing #furry #anthro #artists on tumblr #sfw furry #my art #sho.scribbles #sho.schmoves #fun fact: the time i spent on this is like 20% drawing and 80% waiting on files to upload. genuinely took me like an hour to- #upload a 24mb gif to a gif compressor site. my internet sucks so baddd lmao #anywho this was v fun to draw. also i now have the power to turn any future drawings into a spinny sticker. heeheeeee #oh also lycan if you want the image version or the pic w/o glitter fx shoot me a dm awawawawaa

[luna--dragon]

I got bored

#it's supposed to be a bonsai tree #its a lot prettier in person lmao #had some wire left over from an old abandoned cosplay #and had a lump of rose quartz lying around fir years #its 20cm tall #first time doing it and i might do it again once i get more supplies #took me like 8 hours across 2 days #bonsai tree #rose quartz #geology #diy #ornament #decor

[oathkeeper-of-tarth]

Also I quit my job of what would in about a month or two have been 10 years, and perhaps now I will get to actually be a human being again.

#honestly? honestly? #last week i told the two (2) godawful egomaniac lab head Man In Academia bosses i quit and that we need to formalise it asap and i just #felt like a little feather about to float away on a breeze #maybe now i can do normal people things like eat and sleep and have a routine of some sort idk #i have been slowly losing it for at least 3-4 years now #i took a screenshot and last year i had no fewer than 14 fucking travel orders fulfilled #most of which consisted of like 12+ hour days on ships and docks #i'm just so tired man #not for reblogging obviously #i don't really wanna vent anymore or ponder them and the entire godforsaken institution but like #good riddance tbh #which is really really sad when you think about it! but here we are #it was just... no trace of future anywhere to be seen! entirely a Void!! #gonna post a beefy lesbian paladin real quick to push this post down lmao #but i felt like sharing because i know there's good and concerned people who follow me here and i both appreciate and miss you all #and lord knows some of you have been listening to me vent and whine for ages #am i going to miss some great people and the research community of my field? of course but also it was all just completely unsustainable

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this

#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours #honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that #i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning #my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives #so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life #sorry that was pathetic! #i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time #bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed #JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN #i got shit done Without you. ha! #also i want to go whale watching tomorrow #i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please... #rambles from the bog #i feel so. Independent. and tired #took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times #completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league #me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes #brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you #sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao #my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened! #they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped #they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT #when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes #i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it #but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out #man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires #fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers.... #the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3 #i am Proud tbh

[anothermonikan]

Ponee (It is half 3 in the morning)

#hey she didn't actually come out too bad! #I didn't show the last time I tried to draw Sunny but it didn't look great ehe ^^; #I think Ponies are gonna have to be a digital art only thing for now cause I had the select and drag so many elements of this #to make this look right sahsdhdshsdh #Yeah despite liking ponies since I've became a conscious thing I never drew them a bunch #and well. that's because I didn't start drawing properly until I was like. 11 years old. and I was super into something else then ehe ^^; #Sorry to get personal in the tags of an mlp art thing but I do think about how I always wanted to draw but like. #I was such a chronic perfectionist as a little little kid??? I HATED everything I tried to make XD #It makes me a little sad yknow? cause like. most kids don't give a shit they just draw whatever and it's beautiful and amazing #it makes me sad that I didn't allow myself to have that! I worked backwards IG lmao #little 6 year old hating everything she tried to make for not being perfect to me now where I love when my art is full of imperfections #that's the point of art!!! Have fun!!! It doesn't need to be perfect or even “good”! #because art is about expression yknow? and drawing stuff you like! #sorry this only took like an hour this should be on a more high-effort drawing sdhdhdshsd #Also um hi to the person who followed me for MLP G5 art?? I mostly post about puters and Ultrakill and Rain World here #But I do really love ponies I need to draw them more often XD #this is my whatever blog. I post whatever interests me here hehe #MLP #MLP G5 #Android Arts #Android.txt

[torra-and-the-toons]

Then & Now

#my art #ed edd n eddy #older characters #ed eene #edd eene #eddy eene #I wanted to draw this for scale since I kinda draw them proportionally similar to how they are in the show #I can't do the thing people do where they draw them taller and make them look good lmao #so I just pretend like someone ctrl+t'd them instead lmfao #if that makes any sense at all #I promise in my style they've gotten larger see? #also this took me EIGHT HOURS #-cries- I haven't eaten all day #this is what it's like having adhd