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#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours
carnivalcarriondiscarded
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7 months
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i swear i have the body of a 50 yr old. i did something mildly active for less than an hour today and my back Aches. who authorized this
#my back: oughhhh im so weak you need to lay down and be still for ten hours
#honey i do not have the patience nor the time for that
#i am chugging this soup and then im Really Fuckin Crunching The Packing & Cleaning
#my mother gets here at like 2 am and i want to get shit done before she arrives
#so that i can be told i did a good job for once in my damn life
#sorry that was pathetic!
#i actually am just a spiteful creature that wants to prove that Hey. maybe i can be relied upon this one time
#bet she expects to get here to see an absolute mess w/ not nearly enough packed
#JOKES ON YOU FUCKER IM DOIN IT ALL ON MY OWN
#i got shit done Without you. ha!
#also i want to go whale watching tomorrow
#i need to be on the water... i need it.... big aminal please...
#rambles from the bog
#i feel so. Independent. and tired
#took the cats to the vet all on my own. got them a prescription. rode in two ubers and made casual conversation both times
#completely fumbled a brief interaction with a really cute girl who was definitely outta my league
#me: wants to talk to cute girl. if she offers to get the door for you say Yes
#brain: look at the floor. ignore her. say 'no ive got it' when she offers to get the door for you
#sobbing and wailing. totally won otherwise lmao
#my cats were so good!!! they were so sweet and they Listened!
#they stayed on the weighing plate & let their claws be clipped
#they were so friendly and nice and WELL BEHAVED WHAT WAS THAT
#when i try to clip their claws i get squirmy mc wormie and little miss war crimes
#i walk away with new scars and nothin to show for it
#but noooo. vets do it and not a peep. not a single wriggle. no hisses or meows. just hangin out
#man. at least my cats are comfy enough with me to be up front w their desires
#fuckin fakers... beautiful sweet well behaved fakers....
#the vets absolutely loved them btw. all three people that were in the room loved how sweet my little critters were <3
#i am Proud tbh
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