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thesongofpurplesummer · 9 months

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Imagine telling someone in 2014 that in the future, Maddie Ziegler from ‘Dance Moms’ would be featured in Steven Spielberg’s ‘West Side Story’ movie musical

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apathyfairy · 2 months

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last year i found a wii at goodwill for 25 dollars and it came with everything except a wiimote but it was in such good condition i was like hell yeah ill take it how hard can it be to find a wiimote. the answer is it's nearly impossible to find them at thrift stores now so i've spent like 8 months looking for ones in thrift stores but there wasn't a single one and then online but i just couldn't bring myself to spend 30 dollars on one single wiimote so i waited so. patiently. and then 2 weeks ago i finally found one at goodwill for 9 dollars but it was absolutely disgusting and the battery cover was missing and the compartment was all corroded so i put it back and regretted it the whole week but then this last weekend i went to savers and there was an absolutely perfect wiimote just sitting there with no corrosion and a jacket and the wrist strap and motion plus and the nunchuck was there too and i got it all for 10 dollars so the moral of the story is that sometimes things seem right for you in the moment but you have to recognize that they aren't and leave them behind so the things that are meant for you will in fact find you when the time is right. peace and love <3

#for real though im so happy i cant even lie like i regretted selling my wii soooooo much but anyway im back baby <3 #im disinfecting everything rn bc i have a germ problem but once it it's done.....i am SO back #when i first got it i didnt have the remote right so i couldnt plug it in and make sure that it worked but i did just plug it into an outle #to make sure it ran and it did and wii sports resort popped out of the drive so thats fun bc i didnt have that one #and anyway i might cry when i hear the menu sound ngl ngl.#but the city i live in is like an overgrown retirement home and so the goodwill is full of old people things and this wii had stickers #like explaining which cord was which so i just know it was a wii that they bought for like grandmas house and only played it when they were #over there so anyway cant wait to see what's on there and if the news channel and weather channel are still on the homepage even though #i dont think they work anymore lol #also shoutout to the type a kid who kept their wiimote in such perfect condition that i wanted to cry when i saw it sitting on the shelf #ty <3

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willows-peak · 2 months

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thinking about geto for tonight

normally he always wants to fuck you while you're on your back, so he can watch your eyes roll up while he's drilling himself inside of you. but the uncertainty you'd feel when he took you from behind, any movement he makes drawing gasps from your lips or making your back arch down into the sheets was simply too good to pass up.

especially with how long he could draw this moment out, the one where he'd spread open your lips and groan at how wet you'd gotten, leaving a light kiss against you before repositioning himself and lining up his swollen tip with your hole. he always took his time pushing inside of you, rubbing small, slow circles across your pussy with his tip while you'd breathily call his name, his cock jumping in response to your voice.

"getooouu, don'....teasssee" you'd whine with that desperate, needy tone of yours, pushing your butt back against him to try and push him inside of you. really, how could he ever take you seriously like this? with your stomach laid against the bed, thighs spread wide open enough for him to feel how you eagerly clenched down whenever he began to work his cock inside you, only to drag it back out and continue to gather wetness along his length, rubbing his shaft up and down your cunt teasingly.

and, of course, when he did finally shove himself inside of you, his cock throbbing *hard* at the loud moan you let out, accompanied by the deep ache of your cunt surrounding his dick. you were always sooo fucking tight around him, squeezing every ounce of pre cum out from his cock while you started to rock your hips back against him almost instantly, not having the patience to wait for getou to start moving.

unluckily, geto had enough patience to spare for the both of you, so he'd hold your hips still with his big, thick hands, rubbing his thumb across the soft flesh while he listened to you moan in annoyance. "getooouu, come on, move already" you'd rasp out, your face scrunched with displeasure as you looked back at getou's peaceful expression.

and he would only say "like this?" before leaning down against your back, chest pressed firmly onto your shoulder blades while his mouth rested by the shell of your ear. you flopped back down against the pillow tucked underneath your head when his hips rocked up inside you, hitting deeper yet not deep enough, *so* close to what you needed to feel.

he'd drag this out as much as he wanted to, lazily thrusting inside of you when he starts feeling generous, his pointer finger running up along the base of your spine while his cock is filling you up so well. his hand coming to the root of your hair and gently running it up your scalp, spinning a strand of hair around his finger while he listens to you moan from the thick feeling of his dick.

the slow, almost grind of his length inside of you was mind-numbing in itself, being forced to feel every single vein and ridge being dragged along your sensitive walls, being hyperaware of the stretch your pussy had to make to take him, being aware of the lewd wet sounds every thrust made, your wetness seeping down your inner thigh at a snail's pace.

you couldn't decide on what to focus on, even if you tried. every time you attempted to speak, your mouth could only make slurred out moans of getou's name while he took on a pitying tone in your ear, pampering your neck with small kisses as he talked to you. "yeah? that feel good, pretty girl?" as he angled his hips down, moaning into your ear from how you'd pulse around him at the new position.

he knew exactly where to hit, and he'd abuse every spot inside you until you were puddy in his hand. only then, when you're drooling into the pillow and completely lax in his grasp, he'd fuck you properly, and he wouldn't stop until the both of you were satisfied.

#jjk #jjk x reader #jujustu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk x you #jjk smut #getou x reader #geto x reader #getou suguru x reader #suguru geto #jujutsu kaisen geto #jjk geto #this was spurred by his dub voice because #dont lie to urself he sounds hot #like when he said “yeah? did he die? I'm not so sure”#i was 2 seconds from jumping him

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oursonwithagirl · 2 years

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“byler is cute but it will be unrequited”

“one-sided”

“unreciprocated”

“mike will let will down gently”

“he’s just a close friend”

“it wouldn’t be realistic”

“he’ll definitely get friend-zoned”

“it’s obviously platonic”

“mike doesn’t want will’s affections”

to quote that one person: “who the fuck writes a slowburn rejection?”

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #st #byler season 4 #deny deny deny #sounds to me more like lie lie lie

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kitamars · 3 months

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high school joui 4 shenanigans

#deep breaths takasugi #the worst friend group you will ever know #only ones who can somehow tolerate each other #gintoki’s one worst quality is that he cannot shut the fuck up #i couldn’t stop thinking of them after watching daily lives of highschool boys and they’d get up to so much dumb shit actually #can you tell i kind of miss my high school days #i sound so old when i say that wtf im 19 #painting has been a lot of fun lately i will not lie #but also college starts like. day after tomorrow im so cooked #GINTAMA OBSESSION PLEASE GET ME THROUGH ANOTHER TERM 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽#i might draw some ginhiji stuff to accompany this later bc of course i will #i am nothing if not predictable to my audience #anyways #sakata gintoki #katsura kotarou #sakamoto tatsuma #takasugi shinsuke #joui 4 #gintama #ok bye

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tsukk1 · 1 year

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i want to keep him

a little scene based on lover written by my dearest friend ree @unreemarkable (aka my favorite tdiz fic ever that i re-read whenever my heart needs healing) ❤️‍🩹

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ohgoditssnek · 4 months

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Reject gender.

Become God.

#i don't want your silly human roleplay i want to be the cosmic horror #become something more than a human #reach the true form of your identity #lmao i sound like im in a cult #it's about freedom of mind yaaalll #gender #is a lie #shitpost #i have thoughts in my head #:p

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the-meme-monarch · 1 year

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i love the fact that poor boy apparently didn’t believe in aliens

#I love that he seems to lie to ms iwata and she Doesnr Believe Him #but when you actually see the ufo crash through the telescope and love interest is all excited abt it poor boy doesn’t say anything #the art gallery #chulip #rewatching fhe frankenbugs vods :] gonna rewatch the wrtv ones next #BUT when i do its gonna be in 2x speed. bc those ate like 6-7 hours long and i think it sound funny

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thewarriorgoddess · 3 months

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I just want to say that I do understand the plight of some players regarding bg3's lack of body type diversity. Because, as much as I appreciate it, Astarion should NOT have abs like that.

Like Astarion popping out from behind that tree with the 6 pack abs, defined deltoids and big ass chest and the veined up biceps and forearms is fucking crazy.... I was like.... wasn't he half starved and was only fed rats and bugs and shit? What the fuck did Cazador have them doing up in them kennels? Chest presses and lateral raises in between his victims? Was them rats' blood laced with protein powder? My god....

And don't get me started on Astarion's thick muscular thighs in them tight ass pants with the bulge all out...

Astarion: "There you are"

Me:

#This sounds like I'm thirsty for him #But I promise you I'm deadass perplexed by how his body looks like that with the background that he has #And also yeah I'm thirsty for him I'm not gonna lie #astarion #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion

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turtletoria · 8 months

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But if you tamed me, everything would be... different.

#turtlearts #the little prince #the little prince (1974)#gene wilder #i wont lie i fucking loved the fox... the image of wilder jumping around the woods pretending to be a small animal is so charming and funny #and also i have been playing that fucking song non-stop no other song sounds good to me anymore im obsessed #its so cute. it literally so cute and i cry #i already knew of the fox quote about being tamed but seeing it be so movingly acted out..... its like. wow. thats art baby #the wheat fields........ sobs into my hands

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analogboii · 4 months

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there is something that always makes me swoon for the scene in spy x family when twilight completely snaps and is about to beat the shit out of the teacher that made anya cry n upset his wife. the feral murderous look in his eye gets me going every time. love that scene. loved it in the manga and loved it when it got animated. like yes, pls snap and just go ape shit. I live for chaos. same with yor honestly. her looking absolutely ready to annihilate was just *chefs kiss* like both of them going from 😇 to👿 in a blink of an eye. like yes pls.

#spy x family #loid forger #yor briar #yor forger #i am completely and totally mental sound #narrorator voice: so yeah that was a lie #ive always been this way. just feral murder looks are so hot #like yes pls kill them bbg

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canarydarity · 5 months

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You know what I’m actually not over this session yet and whatever the fuck the ranchers had going on. What was that. What just happened. Me when I let my soulmate and current sort of enemy take 15 hearts from me just because and giggle the entire time like I’m ticklish and we’re being silly

#surely there are other ways to flirt #can’t lie I’m kind of enamored with this one though #they were just so GIGGLY. I CANT STOP WATCHING THE END OF JIMMYS EP IM DISEASED #I LIKE THE SOUNDS TAMGO MAKES WHEN HE SEES ME?????????????#worm says #team rancher

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beardedmrbean · 1 year

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#mr beast #some of these people actually sound like this too #how dare you do this kind of thing #without embracing socialism #you're destroying the lie #that charity is fake

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hetalia-club · 1 year

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Counts as hetalia

The fact that this actually happened is a thing of beauty.

This didn’t end well by the way. Germania was not happy about this.

#hetalia #hws rome #aph rome #aph Germania #hws Germania #Video #original #latin kinda sounds like simlish ain't gonna lie

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lesbicastagna · 3 months

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crossdressing is always the answer for anything. if a fictional character is missing smth they should crossdress and all of a sudden your story will be good

#not true for example monster*%(@&$₩ sorry #post brought to you by irene watching the borgias and me going i think cesare and lucrezia should also crossdress for unhealthy freudian #reasons like maybe daddy the womanizer/the misogynist will care about me if i [loud wrong buzzer sound]#its crazy yes but doesnt it make it better? dont lie #a

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aprilblossomgirl · 10 months

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My School President: Super Special Episode (2023)

I don’t like Win at all yet I can feed him food. You guys are overthinking it.

#my school president #my school president super special episode #soundwin #winnysatang #satang kittiphop #winny thanawin #*gifs #mspedit #myschoolpresidentedit #that was very protective of you sound but why the lie #(don't like win at all) yeah #this is too short :'(#but at least i get to see one of the (supposedly) so many attempts of sound making win's heart beats faster #not to be too greedy but i need a spinoff of the very start of their boyfriends era 🥺

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