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ace-but · 2 years

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Big Hugs!

So the person who requested the cooking thing, I'm sorry but that is kicking my ass rn, it'll be up soon but one of the characters I chose for it is really tripping me up rn

But! Here's the list of characters I think are physically affectionate! Why? Because I'm a cuddly little guy and I like to think of other cuddly little guys.

Characters: Bennett, Diluc, Diona, Gorou, Heizou, Klee, Qiqi, Razor, Thoma, and Venti!

Warnings: Physical touch/contact, playful violence, mentions of kinks(Heizou's part)

Not edited! Sorry

Diluc probably has the longest part, I'm sorry, he's the love of my life.

You're joking if you don't think Bennett greets people with a hug!

Bennett-

Bennett is just... Like that. Y'know? He thinks it's the best way to greet someone you know! And it's not only people he knows very well. If you know Bennett, you're going to be hugged!

I think he also would cuddle in to sleep at night on adventures. If his team would allow it, of course! It's just, the way he feels safest. And if you try to escape in the morning, Bennett makes the saddest little noise, but doesn't hold onto you. He's just a cuddly little fella.

I'm a little hesitant to write romance stuff for the kids in this age range, just because it's a little weird to try and imagine them in that way? But I know that there are definitely kids his age who are like "Bennett <3" so, I will? No one be creepy about this tho, I'll find you.

Bennett seems like the kind to always hold his partner's hand. Like all the time. It makes him feel safe :)

He also slings an arm around their shoulder sometimes. Oh, and tickle fights are frequent. He is immensely ticklish, and he finds it fun!

Diluc-

I have very strong opinions on Diluc. One of the hills I will die on is that fact the Diluc ABSOLUTELY play fights with his friends. Not that he has many.

Diluc is the kind to be walking next to you, decide he's bored, and shove you to the side without saying a word. You'd better shove him back! The fight will go on for as long as possible.

If you're a similar size to him, just straight up wrestling is common. Anyone who grew up with siblings knows why. It's the easiest way to entertain yourselves! But if you're smaller than him, he's not likely to try and wrestle with you. Just like... You're too small, what if he actually hurt you? But if you come at him, that all goes out the window.

Oh, and if you're short? Hello new armrest. On your shoulder, or if you're tiny like I am, on your head is Diluc's favorite place to lay his arms.

Yup, it's affectionate headbutting time. If you're not quite tall enough for him to comfortably headbutt your chest, then it's right in the side of the face.

If you're taller than him(first of all, what the fuck, shrink) Diluc can, and will, headbutt you.

Of course none of this happens in public. The public can never know how genuinely playful Diluc can be. He would rather die than let everyone know.

If you're dating? Cuddlebug. Please let him hold you. Especially if you're considerably smaller than him. Just letting him hold you close, trusting him enough to let him hold you close? It means the world to Diluc.

In his sleep, he reaches out for you, and if he grabs you, you'll never escape. Strong lad wants his partner safely in his arms.

If you have long, thick, hair like this man does, you know that sometimes... It's just too much work to brush it out properly.

Please, please, please brush this man's hair for him. He'll melt. Just absolutely melt.

Oh also, if you're short, or really tall, Diluc will just scoop you up. Just grab you. No reason, just to grab you.

Babey!!! No romance, she's babey!!!!! I'll hurt you if you make this weird!!!!!

Diona-

Diona might not admit it, but a good scratch behind the ears is sometimes just what she needs.

She's proud, but also cat, so...

Your desk? Her seat. Your stack of important paperwork? Her pillow.

Will sit on your lap and watch you do work. Or that's what you think she's doing, until suddenly her head lulls back, and her back hits your torso because she's fallen asleep.

Any dangle-y bits on your outfit are her favorite. She's not likely to bat at them, just grab and hold.

Gorou-

Now, Gorou also occasionally craves some good scratchies. But he's an adult(I think???), and that's very unprofessional. So don't touch his ears or his tail!

Generally, don't touch someone without permission but like-

Anyway, Gorou gives you a little punch on the shoulder when he greets you, and if you're really close with him, he gives you a hug! One of those really aggressive ones with the loud pats on the back.

Gorou always stands close enough that your shoulders are touching. He just enjoys being close to people.

If you're dating, you have free reign to play with his ears and tail. Even in front of people! He loves you that much.

In fact, please rub his ears, you are very good at that, and it is very pleasant.

Nuzzles. Gorous nuzzles you all the time. He just likes doing it. He can't explain it really. He nuzzles your neck, and you can hear his tail going crazy. The simplest joy Gorou can find in life.

Not actually very cuddly in his sleep, usually, but when he's tired? You couldn't peel him off if you tried. Evenings and mornings are a little more difficult, because you have to go about all your routines with a clingy Gorou wrapped around you.

Heizou-

It may surprise you, but I think this guy is a massive creep. I don't like him. But, I have seen his fans, they scare me, and endear me at the same time. So this is for you guys.

Seriously tho, this guy freaks me out. I was planning on using him, but even I can't look past what he's said.

Walking with friends? Heizou has his arm around their shoulders the whole time. It honestly looks like he's leading you somewhere, even when you're the one leading him.

Playful shoves, like Diluc. But he's smaller, and slightly more feral, so expect things to get really out of hand really quickly.

Knows all of your ticklish spots. Does he use that to his advantage? Sometimes. He's not ticklish himself, though.

If you're dating, he'll offer an arm to you when you walk anywhere. If you don't want to hold his arm, hold his hand. Heizou really likes to be held onto.

The leash he wears? It's for you <3

But no, seriously, you can hold that rope in public. In fact, you're the only one who's allowed to. Heizou hides the fact that it's straight up a leash most of the time. If you want, it can stay partially around his arm if you don't want to look like one of those weird domination kink couples. If you do, Heizou's fine with that.

If he's doing some sort of paperwork or other thing that requires he sit, Heizou wants you there too.

He's also really cuddly when he's tired. But he generally likes to be touched at all times. Do that thing where you hang onto his arm/chest? Heizou might actually swoon. Especially if it's at some sort of gathering or social event.

"We can sit at my desk, or I can grab a clipboard and come sit with you here. Which do you choose?"

Ah, the illusion of choice. Either way you end up on his lap.

Klee-

Klee! Loves! Hugs!

Klee greets her favorite people with a big smile and hug. When someone takes her somewhere, she holds their hand and drags them around excitedly. And her friends know she loves to nap on them.

Ruffle her hair, it makes her feel like she's doing good.

Qiqi-

Qiqi may prefer not to be warm, but Qiqi likes to be held. Qiqi will sit on your lap and watch you do whatever it is you're doing. Qiqi is happy to sit like this for far longer than you are.

Qiqi also likes to ride on your shoulders. She spreads her arms out and pretends to be a bird.

Razor-

"Hey, Razor! How have yo-"

And then he jumped on top of you without a second thought.

Razor knows... Not very much about human body language. But when the wolves are happy to see each other, the jump on each other. Razor is just showing that he's happy to see you!

Razor also sniffs things. He remembers your scent, and if you change something about it with perfume or lotion... Well he might not be pleased by that. He'll make his displeasure known with the few words he knows, and by rubbing all over you.

Razor also play fights with anyone he wants to play with. He has a certain level of maturity about him, but he's still a kid who likes to play around. Please play with Razor. It makes him easier to work with around bedtime.

If you're... Dating him... Well you'll never get him off of you.

Teach him to hold hands? Welp, learn to live your life with one hand, or face The Eyes™. He will probably want to hang onto your arm all the time. Let him!!! You monster!!!!

Sleeps on you. Not next to you. On top of you. But, he's very warm, at least?

The guy!!!!! Thoma loves to be loved. Hugs for close friends, holding hands with close friends. Close friends can sit on his lap for all he cares. Just! Touch! Him!

Thoma-

Except, don't tickle him. First of all, he's ticklish in all the wrong places, places that close friends probably shouldn't have their hands anywhere near anyway. Second of all, he's very ticklish, lightly brush a spot and he's d e a d.

Thoma likes to be given headpats.

If you brush dust off him, he smiles. If you poke him in the side, he smiles! You can't go wrong!!!!

If you're dating? Hand holding, hold his arm, sit in his lap all the time. Never sit anywhere else ever again. Please?

I am begging you, greet him by walking up behind him and wrapping your arms around his waist. Hold him there and feel all the tension release from his body and he leans back into your touch.

Run your fingers through his hair, Thoma melts every time. And while you're at it, kiss him on the top of his head.

Sleeping next to him? No, you wake up on top of him. Every night, without fail, he manages to pull you there. You're his new weighted blanket.

Slings an arm around your neck and makes you dance along with him! Venti is very fun to be around.

Venti-

Walk shoulder-to-shoulder with him! He may even place a hand on the small of your back to guide you.

Doesn't play fight or shove, but tickles. So. Much. Tickling.

If you're dating, Venti wants to be in your lap all day long.

Carry him on your shoulders if you can! And of course, get up early and do his hair for him. Venti will sniffle all morning about how sweet you are. He may even write another few songs about you!

Sleeping next to Venti, expect his face in your chest all night. That's the best place to sleep, after all. Oh! And he likes to lay his head on your lap, too!

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hiddenbeks · 6 months

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oc questions tag

tagged by @hibernationsuit !! thank youuuu 💜

tagging @rosykims @aevallare @abetterbeginning @gortash @wrenanigans if u want to do this, no pressure! don't remember who's done this recently so i'm sorry if ur getting spammed with this bc of me hehe

anyway it's celyn time babey.. been thinking abt her a lot lately <3

name: celyn surana

nickname(s): uhhh. cel? i gotta think of some cute descriptive nicknames for her that others would teasingly use but i'm drawing a blank rn. will have to ruminate more.

she only lets Very Close Friends call her by any nickname btw. jowan (being her only friend lol) was the only person in the circle who got to call her cel. only andrale and carver have earned this privilege since (andrale only ever calls her celyn tho). leliana earns it as well ten years later during inquisition lol

gender: cis female

star sign: uhhh she was born on the 27th of firstfall which is the thedas equivalent of november sooo sagittarius??

height: 159 cm. my second shortest oc and the same height as me hehe <3

orientation: bisexual!

nationality: fereldan i guess. she was born in ferelden and raised in ferelden's circle of magi but she doesn't have a strong Fereldan Identity. she's not celyn from ferelden she's just... celyn...

favorite fruit: uuuhh apples

favorite season: i'm tempted to say winter bc her aesthetic is so cold and wintery but i think she would prefer a warmer season. maybe mid to late fall actually. she enjoys the gloom and fall colors and the rainy and stormy weather

favorite flower: i wonder if she's ever even seen a live plant actually. i wonder if there are any indoor greenhouses in the circle. wow i'm suddenly making myself sad thinking abt how she's barely seen any nature in her 19 years of life. anyway uhhh!!! gentians are her favorite actually look at how pretty they are

favorite scent: ghghjgh i struggle with any scent or smell related questions bc i have anosmia so idk what things smell like lmao. let's say uhhh whatever a spruce forest smells like. nice n fresh i imagine

coffee, tea or hot chocolate: she's a coffee gal... had to check if coffee exists in thedas and apparently it does and is a major export of antiva. fascinating. anyway she drinks coffee to stay awake late at night reading and studying (forbidden) magic. she enjoys the silence of the night and is at her most productive during that time

average hours of sleep: during her time in the circle i guess it was like... 5-6 maybe? as i said she tends to stay up late and i bet circle inhabitants are expected to wake up crazy early like 6am or sth. it doesn't get any better after leaving the circle bc andrale also expects everyone to get up and moving crazy early. and after officially becoming a warden it gets even worse when she starts having Warden Nightmares ahah

dog or cat person: cat person! she's a bit like morrigan when it comes to dogs. thinks they're stupid n gross lol. though she does eventually warm up to the dog (named assan by andrale <3) in dao.

dream trip: honestly anywhere is fine she is full of wanderlust... what living in a tower for 19 years does to a gal... the whole blight adventure is a dream trip to her i bet. yes she has to fight darkspawn and a horrible death is around every corner but consider: she gets to see ancient elven ruins and denerim and orzammar... so many sights to see and so many new experiences! she feels so alive! and she gets to use her powers to their full extent!! she gets to hone her skills beyond what the circle allowed!!! not that the circle's rules stopped her from studying outlawed magic in secret but like. now she doesn't have to do it in secret anymore.

a trip to tevinter would also be interesting from a purely academic standpoint. nevarra as well because it's more liberal with magic than most of thedas but also safer for her than tevinter? so basically she would like to see the whole world but especially places where she gets to expand her knowledge on magic...

favorite fictional character: in a real world au her favorite fictional character would be morgana pendragon from bbc merlin. this is not at all influenced by the fact that one of my inspirations for her was morgana pendragon from bbc merlin,

number of blankets they sleep with: hmmmm one

random fact: i'm sharing two random facts bc i can't decide which one of these is more interesting or whatev:

celyn is basically the toph to andrale's katara. they have somewhat clashing personalities and differing views on teamwork and the sharing of camp chores... andrale expects everyone to contribute while celyn only looks after herself. also despite her excitement she's kinda terrified to be out in the real world but she won't let it show!! so she acts hyper-independent!!! unfortunately for her andrale can see right through this facade and she calls celyn out on it (she tries to be gentle and constructive about it but she's had it with celyn's shit and fails). so. yea. my point is they argue a lot at first lol! but they become great friends once celyn learns teamwork and communication and andrale loosens up a little

whenever she does fire magic she makes the flames hot enough for them to turn blue, purely for the aesthetic. she also enjoys other ways of showing off with her magic and she was Very competitive in the circle. she simply had to be the best in her class and let the other students know that she was above them. most of her fellow students could not stand her because of this <3

#i have to wonder how she managed to befriend jowan tbh.#anyway. really in a celyn mood lately. i love her #tag games #ch: celyn #thank u for the tag red!!#also if there are greenhouses inside the circle... celyn would tend to them in her free time actually. an extra random fact for u all #ALSO what if celyn adopted a black cat with carver. would that be cute or what.....#carver is soooo fereldan tho he has to be a full on dog person right. would he be willing to get a cat. discuss #also wow some of my answers got really lengthy huh. sry abt that hope u have fun reading extensive celyn lore haha #ch: andrale #gotta tag her too since shes mentioned a few times. some important andrale trivia here...

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chaotictomtom · 10 months

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thanks @egirlgarak for tagging me!!

tagging anyone who wants to do this hehe im too shy to tag ppl smh

Were you named after anyone?

only one of my middle deadnames lol, my grandma italian's name she had to change when getting to France. adam came from seeing cool ppl with that name + movie with hugh dancy getting me to finally pick it. i mean i DID a strawpoll on twitter back then to help me choose lol. so not really after anyone ig technically. thomas was given to me by people calling me this name umprompted even before i came out to myself so like. alright will keep it I GUESS random people in my life chose it for me

When was the last time you cried?

ppl say T will make you unable cry and....prob depends on the person. i still do cry seeing videos of cute dogs getting groomed and seeing general good in life and people 👍 so i think it was 2 days ago watching daily dose of internet last vid cos a bit about a kid trying to make friends made me tear up lol. humanity.....<333333 cries like a baby instantly

Do you have kids?

if da bébé (cat) counts yes. but no.

Do you use sarcasm a lot?

i don't think! a lot! but i guess i do use it sometimes. more irl tho i just realised i never really use it online in case it doesn't read as sarcasm. mibbe when i rant in the tags on my own posts tho lol

What sports do you play/have you played?

played a bunch of different sports during my school years but it's been years of not doing anything and it's a struggle between thinking how my knee can suddenly fuck up and needing exercise to be healthy </3

What's the first thing you notice about someone?

i honestly don't know............. ig i try are they. like not a cunt and a bigot. can i exist without them thinking im out of line by just. being me fdhglkjhdflkjd. also. do they think im funneyyy >:)

Eye color?

light brown. i think

Scary movies or happy endings?

not picky i like em all 👍

Any special talents?

that pepe silvia scene with charlie kelly but it's me linking everything to Die Hard. not kidding. it's a curse i could think "pff no way what im watching rn is linked in any way to Die Hard" and i can while saying that already do the mental exercice to link the two things. everything is fucking linked to these movies. even bands. mcr! weird al! talking heads!!! movie/tvshow is easier to link up to Die Hard but still anyway been thinking abt doing twitch stream abt this for years now. like that wikipedia speedrun game thing but. mmm die hard......

Where were you born?

South-ish east of France, didn't live there long at all was a babey when we left to get further south 👍👍👍

What are you hobbies?

movies 👍 tvshows 👍 music 👍 im so original ik. i like to draw too!!!! computer stuff yumyum!!!! viddie games 👍👍👍👍

Do you have any pets?

How tall are you?

da bébé (basically garfied if he slayed more + had longer hair)

</3333333333 like 5'2. jerma voice why are u short because god doesn't fucking love me that's why

Favorite subject in school?

honestly don't remember much </3 ig art back in middle school. and i liked learning about everything we had but highly depended on the teachers + class too. learning is fun!!!! not in france's school system tho

Dream job?

scary question..................... currently having a "realistic" work project (very long term) to be a cyber café owner!!!! but capitalism wasn't a thing i guess would like to do my shit, drawing and creating other things to trade for other things................ wanted to work in space as a kid so ig this too

#tag game #yipee!!!!

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dumbbitchhour · 5 years

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#my nan is in Edinburgh rn #this is important because when she's home ms zosia our cat wakes her up in the morning when she's hungry #but since she's gone that burden has fallen on my shoulders #except she cant wake me up cos when she tried i just shoved her off my bed chsbabab #so for the past few days around six she just gallops into my room and wait till i wake up #and when i do it's war time babey she wont let me be at peace until i feed her #also mind u its not like she doesnt have food in her bowls she has dry food and milk and stuff #but she's spoiled rotten and only eats actual meat #like we feed her chicken livers kidneys etc #so that's what her heart desires at 6am every morning

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realcube · 3 years

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Ok but hc for what type of girl the pretty setter squad+yamaguchi they would date.

Thanks and have a nice day!💖🥺

yes!! i love the pretty setter squad but like i don’t have too many hcs to make this a whole thing so i feel like the following title is necessary:

characters: pretty setter squad + yamaguchi

trigger warning: swearing, somewhat crack, sexual references (these are just my opinions/hcs btw - plz don’t take it too seriously)

tobio kageyama

♡ i will preach this till the day i die and ik y’all are probably tired of writing all my reader inserts for kageyama x reader one-shots like this but yk what tobio wants- you know what tobio needs and deserves- the female equivalent of oikawa tōru

♡ if her favourite food ain’t milk bread and her personal motto isn’t ‘if you’re gonna hit it then it it till it breaks’ then HE DOESN’T WANT IT /j

♡ but he’d like someone who cares about their appearance, is passionate about something like he is, fairly smart, witty and kinda a heartthrob

♡ bonus points if it’s a sport that they are passionate about

♡ i feel like he’d be into just like a typical ‘girly girl’ yk?

♡ also he has a soft spot for acrylic nails- he just thinks they look so cool and if he saw yours he’d definitely call them ‘badass’

♡ he thinks they are kinda impractical for volleyball so that’s why he doesn’t get them himself (plus they are expensive as hell and he only has milk box money)

♡ so yeah he would date an oikawa kinnie

♡ overall, i think he just wants someone independent who can take care of themselves

♡ except when you can’t open the tab of your coke bc of your acrylics, then he is happy to help

tadashi yamaguchi

♡ i’ve said this before and i’ll say it again; YAMAGUCHI IS A LESBIAN

♡ ok now that i’ve got your attention, let me explain what this means and what it has to do with this taste in girls

♡ he fell down the wlw pipeline- if that’s a thing

♡ like while the gang were watching sjw get rekt compilations, yamaguchi was watching hayley kiyoko music videos and lgbt short films on youtube-

♡ now imagine that scene were babey yamaguchi was getting bullied except they were teasing him bc he said his favourite song was girls like girls RGTYGJKMN

♡ anyway, till this day, he is watching cottagecore lesbian tiktoks (minecraft and irl) while others watch ben shapiro it is such a shame

♡ he doesn’t fetishize them though- it’s just his ideal lifestyle

♡ he’s developed the mind of a wlw tho so i think his thoughts are similar to mine in a way that he’s just like ‘WOMEN 😍🥰💓’ all the time 24/7

♡ so yeah this was my elongated way of saying that yamaguchi doesn’t really have type, all women are queens in his eyes

♡ but in an ideal world, his s/o would be an ally of the lgbtq+ community, if not apart of it, stan any wlw singer/band (preferably kpop), won’t yell at him 🥺 and are willing to run away with him to a cottage in the woods at any given moment

kōshi sugawara

♡ his taste isn’t very specific but here are some things he looks for in partner:

♡ either likes baking or likes eating what he bakes and giving him feedback

♡ has long eyelashes/wears lashes (he thinks they are cute and ik you do too don’t even lie)

♡ oh and shiny lipgloss too

♡ very good communicator 😌

♡ a simp

♡ someone who likes gardening or is at least willing to try pick it up to help him with his herbs

♡ will do facemasks with him

♡ intelligence; he will literally bust a nut for someone who can recite newton’s third law of motion 😩

♡ and honesty ✨ (bc he needs to be told when his hair looks wack plz)

kenma kuzome

♡ plz he needs a catgirl

♡ like your typical anime catgirl

♡ bushy tail, high + soft voice, big eyes, even bigger honkers, maybe a tsundere, cat ears, purs and gives good head ✨

♡...

♡ I WAS JUST INFORMED THAT CAT GIRLS DO NOT EXIST AND I AM BOTH DISGUSTED AND DISAPPOINTED BEYOND BELIEF

♡ me and kenma are never leaving our rooms again istg what is even the point anymore if ik that i won’t meet a catgirl 😭

♡ so yeah, if he were to date someone who isn’t a cat girl, they’d probably have to be a human equivalent or like.. a gamer

♡ a streamer maybe

tōru oikawa

♡ he also doesn’t have a specific type but here are some of his turn offs:

♡ kageyama tobio

♡ kageyama tobio kinnies

♡ people who think he’s too obsessed with volleyball and is incapable of loving anything/anyone else

♡ laziness

♡ ppl who’ve got a FAT fucking ass 😡 (jealousy ofc)

♡ ushijima stans

♡ bad breath 🤢

♡ppl who don’t know every word of primadonna girl by marina

♡ horse girls

♡ aries (he’d still date an aries but he will tease you for it. if you ever mess something up like you drop a glass and it spills water everywhere he’ll just side-eye you like ‘that’s classic aries behaviour, ofc’)

keiji akaashi

♡ you

♡ literally you

♡ he doesn’t have a type but if he did, it would be you

♡ bc you’re reading hcs on tumblr rn and as yk, he’s a bookworm

♡ (and i believe wholeheartedly that he read fanfic/hcs on tumblr too. probably harry potter/hunger games)

♡ and also you’re reading his hcs which means you like him and he’s lost himself to unrequited love too many times so at least he knows you’re interested

♡ so yeah you check all the boxes:

☑ fanfic reader/bookworm

☑ watches anime

☑ pretty

☑ sweet

☑ actually likes him

eita semi

♡ big tiddy goth gf with thick eyeliner, dyed hair and chains

♡ big tiddy isn’t necessary - he doesn’t objectify women ✨

♡ but anyway, they should also be willing to step on his throat and break all his bones with their demonias, upon being asked politely

♡ spit in his mouth plz 🙏

♡ also an elite music is a must for him

♡ oh! and they should be willing to share their clothes/accessories with him (he’ll share his too ofc)

♡ a few other things he likes are: piercings, those little eyeliner hearts under the eyes, pink blush, thick eyebrows, black/dark purple lipstick, guitarist, drummers, singers (literally any sort of musician), platform shoes, alternative fashion in general, ppl who do DIYs, ppl who sew & ppl who cut/dye their own hair

♡ oh and like suga he is a slut for intelligence

♡ and for powerful/confident women !!

♡ don’t get that confused with financial power-

♡ like proper powerful ppl that flick off a bigot on sight

#tobio x you #oikawa toru x reader #akaashi x you #akaashi headcanons #kenma x y/n #semi eita #yamaguchi x reader #sugawara imagine #sugawara headcanon #tobio headcanons #oikawa headcanons #eita x reader #kenma headcanons #kenma x you #yamaguchi headcanons #pretty setter squad #notenoughcube

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immortal-green-snom · 3 years

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A Long and Detailed List of the Oscar and Ozpin AUs (In Alphabetical Order) - WIP

ADHD Ozpin AU (though this one is more of a headcanon)

Antique Shop AU by @insulationsun There’s a fanfiction! by @plexieglasses

Art AU by @bowl-of-shortness

Assassin AU by me and @theangelofangst (just the outfit ideas are posted so far)

Atlas Scientist Ozpin AU by @bowl-of-shortness

Babey Overlord AU by @ezroar

Baseball AU by @mcmystery

Baker AU by @oscar-lime

Beetlejuice AU by @psuedomonas-aeruginosa

Broker!Oscar AU by @marrowgxld

Boss Baby AU where Oscar and Ozpin’s occupations are switched by @rosedosed and @gauntletqueen

British Oscar AU by me

Demigod AU by @oscar-lime

Dinosaur and Caveman AU by @rubyxoscar4life

French Cajun Ozpin AU by @theangelofangst

Cowboy AU (just an idea that got thrown around, it’s fair game)

Dadpin AUs (almost all of these AUs could be considered Dadpin AUs. but for just plain ol’ Dadpin, here’s a few that I know off the top of my head):

Dadpin but he adopts Pyrrha AU

Dadpin but he Adopts Weiss and Whitley along with Oscar AU by @starlightshadowsworld

Lost in Limbo by @bowl-of-shortness

Modern Dadpin AU about an intense custody battle for Oscar between Ozpin and Salem by me and @theangelofangst There’s a Fanfiction!

Modern Day Dadpin AU by @theangelofangst. There’s a Fanfiction!

De-Aged Ozpin AU by @tigerstripedmoon

Dragon Dadpin AU by me. There’s a Fanfiction!

Evil Oscar AU (not sure who started this one, but there are quite a few. I’ll add as I find them)

Evil Ozpin AU (there’s a lot of these)

Evil Ozpin Adopts Everyone AU by @charlietheepicwriter7 and @theangelofangst

Evil Ozpin is only Evil to unite the world AU (a lot of people seem to enjoy this take, actually)

Basileus, an Evil Ozpin created by @epsilon-system

There’s an Evil Ozpin that has a comic going rn by @therewasntanythingtobeginwith

Evil Ozpin Battles back the forces of Oscar Lime (who is nonbinary btw) with his two evil best friends, Glynda and Qrow. Oscar Lime appears to be Evil Ozpin’s “Oscar” in this universe, strangely enough...

Grimm Emperor Ozma AU by @gamebawsome This AU comes with Lore!

Overthrown Evil Ozpin by some of us in the OPPS Discord Server! It combines the “Evil Ozpin being evil to unite the world” theory, as well as has some necromancy thrown in just for funzies

Fairy (bug?) AU by me and @theangelofangst

Faunus Oscar AUs (there’s a lot, will have to add on later)

Deer Faunus Oscar AU by @lieu-rey

Another Deer Faunus AU by @insulationsun

Faunus Ozpin AUs (Also a lot of different ones)

Cat Faunus Ozpin by @ozcarpin

Crab Faunus Ozpin by me

Kitty Oz by @z-1-wolfe

Ram Faunus Ozpin by @therewasntanythingtobeginwith

Grimm Oscar AU. I can’t really trace the origins of this one. It happened after a bit of black goo landed on Oscar’s face in V8 when the Hound took him. The fandom ran with the concept that this goo would corrupt him like it did Salem. Thus, Grimm Oscar.

Haunted AU by @dissonantharmony. Not strictly about Oscar and Ozpin--since the other Oz reincarnations are there--but still a super cool AU! Take a look at it <3

Hospital AU by @psuedomonas-aeruginosa

Ib AU by @brunswickfarms

Infinity Train AU by me and @theangelofangst

Lighthouse AU by @carbonated-fenwater There’s a Fanfiction!

Lost Souls AU by @bowl-of-shortness

Twitch Streamer Ozpin AU by @theangelofangst

Mermaid AU by @idance2silence (I personally adore this one! It’s very creative.)

Mermaid Oscar AU by @insulationsun

Modern Day

Mushroom Oscar AU by @otterdoesart

Necromancer AU by @bowl-of-shortness (there’s a blog now!!!)

Oscar escapes the Whale with Mercury AU (quite a few artworks were inspired by this concept, though I’m not entirely sure who started it)

Ozpin and his Freaky Horror Son by @insulationsun

Over the Garden Wall AU, where Ozpin is The Beast and Oscar carries the lantern by @oscar-lime

Pacific Rim AU by @carbonated-fenwater

Pirate AU by @theangelofangst

Pirate AU by @mcmystery

Preincarnation AU by @tsundere-bellwether

Produce Ozpin and Oscar (due to an overabundance of Oz and Oscar as produce, this has to be a section now)

Avocado Ozpin (Ozocado) AU by @bowl-of-shortness

Cheese AU by @i-celadon

Cereal AU by @hyperfixation-hideout

Oscar Lime AU by @torontofarmboi. It’s Oscar. As a lemon. Or maybe a lime. Who knows. I couldn’t even find the original edit in the tag and had to do some extra digging to find it, that’s how deep this rabbit hole goes.

Oscar Relish and Ozpepper

Watermelon Ozpin and Watermelon Oscar by @z-1-wolfe

Relic AU by @otterdoesart (decided to add because it’s cool!!)

Reverse!Oscar AU by @lieu-rey

Robot Dadpin AU, which came into being in The Soul Dozen (AKA, the 12 most insane people in the Ozcar Fandom) group chat. This AU was taken on by @zacs-of-rwby. There’s a fanfiction!

Roboscar by @lampsandclovers

RWBY Acadamy of Death AU by @bowl-of-shortness

SCP Oscar on his SCP Hellfarm. Everyone was making fun of Oscar’s Hellfarm and, after a chat in the Oscar Pine Protection Squad Discord Server, we decided that both the farmboi and his farm are SCPs. No posts or anything. It’s more just a concept that floats around in the server.

Seamster Ozpin by @bowl-of-shortness

Silver Eyed Warrior Oscar AU by @lieu-rey

Smurf Ozpin by @z-1-wolfe (you should feel ashamed </3)

Split AU by @theangelofangst (this one is a fanfiction!)

Steampunk AU. Started off as a joke. Came into reality thanks to the Soul Dozen literally, like, today about 3 hours ago (1/12/2021)

Strawberry Ozpin by @psuedomonas-aeruginosa

Summoner Oscar and Slime Ozpin AU sent in by an anon (this one is hilarious, I love this one) <33

Two Souls AU by @bowl-of-shortness

Unicorn AU (came from the Oscar Pine Protection Squad Discord Server. Basically, Ozpin is a unicorn and Oscar is his rider and they are magically bonded together)

Warped Remnant AU by @bowl-of-shortness

Warrior Cats AU by @ozpins-coffeemug

Wolfwalkers AU by @hawkheartedlion

Young Headmaster Ozpin AU by me

Young Leaders AU by @bowl-of-shortness

More to possibly be added and explained in the future <33

If you’d like me to remove your blog or your AU, let me know! Also, let me know if I missed any Oscar and Ozpin AUs or links!! <33

#gonna continue this at a later date #if there's anything you want me to add #lemme know #<333 #Oscar AUs #Ozpin AUs #MAN we have a lotta AUs #more links to be added in the future #More AUs to be added in the future #Ozcar AUs

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szethsmom · 3 years

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tagged by: @ternaryflower53, thank you! <3

nicknames: TECHNICALLY the name I’ve gone by for my entire life is a nickname, and I don’t have many other than that. but online, Vin or Storm is good :)

height: 5′0″ of pure spite, babey

hogwarts house: uhhhhhh, I always got Gryffindor, which annoyed me to no end. Used to say Slytherin bc I related to Snape, but more likely I’m a Hufflepuff.

last thing I googled: ‘leonardo dicaprio meme template,’ because I was shoveling snow and had an idea that I Had To Meme

song stuck in my head: I’m currently listening to Monster by Kate Miller-Heidke... her music has fully hijacked my brain for the past month

number of followers: 231? for some reason???? love you guys :’)

dream job: running a queer coffeeshop, playing D&D full-time, mentoring abused kids, and feeding their abusers to my pet moorbounder 😇

lucky number: after how CR has been going lately, I am legally required to say nein. No, wait, that’s my unlucky number?? I don’t even know anymore.

favorite song: like I said, Kate Miller-Heidke has taken over my life. Really vibing to ‘Let Me Fade’ rn, probably because it reminds me of my beloved, traumatized, D&D gremlin baby <3

favorite instrument: it’s.... complicated. *trombone crying in his case in the attic*

wearing: pajamas, because I had a weird, busy morning and haven’t yet had my shower ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aesthetic: femme that could break your kneecaps. Idk, I love contradictions. Skirts and combat boots! Dresses with a binder! I like feeling cute and pretty, but I always want to look like I could kill a man if provoked.

favorite authors: Branderson Sanderson. Does Matt Mercer count? Any fanfic author who writes a good Jiang Cheng POV. I don’t read a whole lot these days, if you couldn’t tell. :(

favorite animal sounds: any sound my cats and guinea pig make! The way Caddy like,, grumble-purr-squeals when you try to pet him, or makes little ‘doop doop’ noises when walking around. When Annie tries to meow but yawns in the middle so it tapers off into a squeak, or when you try to move her while she’s asleep and she complains a lot. Pippin chirps at us all the time and it’s so damn cute. The only time she meows is if you stare at her for a really long time and make her uncomfortable. Plus, she grunts and snores all the time, which is hilarious.

random: I’m trying to learn how to use Roll20 so that the last battle of this arc in my D&D campaign can be cool........ pls let it be cool....

tagging: @dawn-the-rithmatist, @liltumgrum, @dschbach, and anyone else who wants to. No pressure, just thought it might be fun! :)

#thanks for the tag tern!#about me #tag game

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chronicghosts · 4 years

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Scar for the ask meme GO CRAZY GO STUPID

oh man you’ve opened up pandoras box rn,, i have So Many Thots i am so sorry in advance

Sexuality Headcanon: gay demi babey,,

Gender Headcanon: okay ive been Thinking Some Thots and lowkey bro nb scar has many rights,, many Many rights

A ship I have with said character: SCARMILES listen look me in the eye.. and tell me not to Think About Them you can’t, the potential,, scar learning to trust again and being able to show miles ishvalan recipes and tell him stories and the places where he used to haunt while he lived there.. them cooking for each other and miles finally escaping the shitty briggs coffee what if we ,, restored ishval together,, and i rearranged my view of the world bc of you,, and we traveled together,, and we were both boys

A BROTP I have with said character: hear me out, olivier and him have the weirdest “we’re totally not friends” friendship possible, also obvs him and his brother?? foils to ed and al yall!!! he loved his brother so much and looked up to him so much.. also him and Al!! smth i wish they kept in brotherhood from 03 was the bonding him and Al got!! they’re foils they’re v similar when they’re put together and it shows andi love that sm!!

A NOTP I have with said character: fucking K*MBLEE IM GONNA GET MY DAMN GLOCK, also istg if i ever see scar and mei im gonna delete my fucking blog do you HEAR ME,, also him and olivier is smth i see a lot of and? im sorry i. i dont get it

A random headcanon: i have so MANY THO,, like he eventually needs glasses but he hates wearing them because he looks more like his brother and it aches in his chest,, or how he isn’t just a cat person he love all animals bc they’re gentle and sweet and he likes feeding them :”), or how he looks way older than he actually is due to trauma and not taking very good care of himself but when he finally starts to heal and eat and sleep better it’s like a completely different person it’s like he loses ten years off his age overnight,, he and mei are penpals and when he’s finally (probably forced) to take a break from building in ishval he visits her in Xing and also HE WALKS HER DOWN THE ISLE WHEN SHE GETS MARRIED FIGHT ME and probably cries more than she does,, listen mei and scar has the sweetest relationship okay,, also this is incredibly specific but! i feel like he has chronic pain in the arm his brother gave him for.. obvious reasons and also he’s lactose intolerant but that won’t stop him from putting milk in his tea because he’s not a fucking coward miles

General Opinion over said character: my absolute favorite,, he was right and people sleep on him and his character arc and status as both a justice seeker and morally gray character and how finding out about the ishvalan towns and meeting miles rocked his world and how he literally rearranged his current view of the world because of them,, i will say i Really Wish They Didn’t Have Him Kill Winry’s Parents i understand WHY but i still greatly dislike it bc it doesn’t,, click well to me in the writing i rlly feel like it should’ve been a state alchemist or military personnel like it was in 03, also ik he stabbed kimblee but tbh he deserved to deck him at least once,, stan scar ALSO FUN FACT BUT SCAR WOULD ALSO BE CONSIDERED A CHIMERA (WHICH SCIENTIFICALLY ISN’T THAT RARE IF YOU’VE EVER HAD A BLOOD TRANSFUSION YOU’RE AN ARTIFICAL CHIMERA) BECAUSE OF HIS ARM SPECIFICALLY HE’D HAVE MICROCHIMERISM DUE TO THE SPECIFIC PLACEMENT OF HIS ARM AND HOW IT’S ONLY IN HIS ARM AND ALSO ARTIFICAL CHIMERISM BC IT WAS TRANSPLANTED TO HIM

#scar fma #fma scar #fma #fmab #ask me things!#can we tell who my fav is #gansbeee

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snowdropheart · 3 years

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The lovely @feeisamarshmallow tagged me in this 30 questions tag meme and I’m procrastinating studying rn so here we go:

Rules: Answer 30 questions & tag 20 blogs you want to know better (if you want)

1. Name / Nickname: I’ve said my name before on here but for Internet Safety, I’m going back to just being called Av on Tumblr

2. Gender: I am Woman

3. Star Sign: Aries, babey!

4. Height: I'm on the short side of average

5. Time: 4:43PM

6. Birthday: I’m an April baby

7. Favourite Bands: The Wailin’ Jennys, The Good Lovelies, boygenius, The Civil Wars, Mountain Man, Better Oblivion Community Centre, Tegan & Sara, Hem, The Weepies

8. Favourite Solo Artists: Joanna Newsom, Regina Spektor, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Dar Williams, Phoebe Bridgers, Haley Heynderickx, Kimya Dawson, Julien Baker, Taylor Swift, Lorde, Adrianne Lenker, Angelo De Augustine, Coeur De Pirate, Tomberlin, Ingrid Michaelson, Sarah Slean, Mitski

9. Last Movie: I watched Arthur Christmas with my roommate last night and it was adorable

10. Last Show: New Girl (bc it’s my comfort show and exams are stressing me out)

11. When Did I Create This Blog: June 2017 but I’ve been on Tumblr much longer

12. What I Post: Anything I think is pretty (I try to only reblog stuff with the artist’s name on it), poetry, GIFs / art of my favourite TV shows, my own writing, a lot of pictures of Joanna Newsom bc she’s beautiful

13. Last Thing I Googled: Arthur Christmas to make sure I was getting the title right for the previous answer lol

14. Other Blogs: I have a joke blog with my pal but it doesn’t have any followers and we don’t do much with it. Apart from that, that’s it

15. Do I Get Asks: Sometimes! My ask box is always open & I love talking to people so don’t feel shy!

16. Why I Chose My URL: “Suspended in Gaffa” is one of my favourite Kate Bush Songs

17. Following: 120

18. Followers: 129! Wow! I never check my follower count; that’s neat!

19. Average Hours Of Sleep: About 9. I sleep a lot

20. Lucky Number: 18!

21. Instruments: I sing a lot but by no means am I a professional. I took piano lessons until I was 12 but all of that knowledge has long left my brain. I also briefly learned the ukulele a few years ago, but I don’t own one so I don’t play much

22. What Am I Wearing: Leggings & a sweater my roommate gave me for Christmas that has cats on it. I love it dearly

23. Dream Job: I have so many -- a comedian, a singer-songwriter, a poet, a florist, a mother, an actress, an antique shop owner . . .

24. Dream Trip: Ever since I read Bloomability by Sharon Creech as a kid, I’ve always wanted to visit Switzerland

25. Favourite Food: My mom’s peanut butter squares

26. Nationality: Canadian

27. Favourite Song: There are far too many to choose a favourite song of all time, so I’ll just do right this moment -- “Marjorie” by Taylor Swift

28. Last Book Read: Under a Cruel Star by Heda Margolius Kovaly. I had to read it for a class and I accidentally stayed up and read it all in one night. Nothing makes you feel connected to humanity quite like sobbing at 1AM over a man’s unjust execution that occurred decades before you were even born

29. Top Three Fictional Universes I’d Like To Live In: Narnia from The Chronicles of Narnia will always be my number one (but without the overt racism plz), the seaside city from Kiki’s Delivery Service, Avonlea from Anne of Green Gables, and also while I’m here, I would really really like the afterlife from The Good Place to be real

I’ll tag @sadpeacelily and anyone else who wants to do this!

#about me #30 questions tag meme #thank u for the tag fee!#ily

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komorebii-s · 4 years

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simmer - get to know🔍

by @cupcakegnome // tagged by: @dettea

your name: Montserrat !! pls call me Montse though ♥ hehe

languages you speak: English and Spanish, studying Japanese in uni rn !!

are you a mermaid: no... but when i was little i wished i was !!

your playstyle: causal gameplay, and setting up screenshots sometimes... heh

your simself picture:

stories or gameplay, builds, lookbooks, edits or cc: I love reading stories!! I recently started a story myself and it’s really time-consuming tbh ;( it’s hard trying to find poses you need when you already have a specific image of what u want the scene to be like in your head. I might get into making poses for my story LOL. I usually post gameplay and edits tho!

your favourite age state: YA LOL. I only make YA sims. I’m wayyy to impatient to make legacies and I’ve only ever aged up one generation from kids to young adults..

your favourite season: I don't really have a favourite, probably spring cause it has the least annoying weather.

your favourite holiday: I made a holiday on the 1st of summer called “Sun’s Day” in Sulani which is like a celebration of the new sun, all our friends come over and celebrate and it’s really wholesome and fun!!

how was your day: today was boring lmao. I’ve been doing sims stuff all day and ignoring uni looming over me cause it starts next week EEk.

your favourite career: I haven’t played with that many of the careers, but acting is really fun !!

your favourite aspiration: mmm, i like the location aspirations a lot!!

your favourite ep, sp or gp: cats & dogs, realm of magic, laundry day !!

how old is your simblr: i think its still less than a month old !! im babey

have you woohooed: I-

your favourite skill: Gardening is super fun !! Also instruments

the size of your mods folder: um.. 10 Gb..........

your 3 favourite mods: MCCC, presets (eyes, lips, nose ect) and Extra Traits mod (even tho its broken rn...)

your interests (other than sims): gamez, housplants ( a new hobby ), anime kinda and rhythm games !

your favourite sim (picture if possible): CANDY my love !!! She’s changed the sims for me HAHA I love playing with her, there’s never a dull moment in the Holland household!

which sims games you have played (including mobile games): The sims 1 I played HEAPS as a kid, i skipped ts2 and went straight to ts3, I never really played the mobile games, but I did play the sims ds which is the one where you run a hotel in strangetown??? that game is super fun lmao

propose a crazy scheme: what if ea... added more animals..... to da pets expansion pack...

best part of simblr: I LOVE seeing everyone’s different sim styles !!! It’s crazy how unique your sims can be !!

worst part of simblr: Tbh personally I haven’t encountered any negativity !! but seeing creators get hate sucks sm. everyone works so hard :((

what other games you play: a lot !! I’ve been playing a lot of graveyard keeper recently. I love stardew valley and I’m super excited for acnh!! I play borderlands and apex with my bf and he got me a gamecube controller 4 christmas so now i can play those games on my laptop... HEHE

other websites or accounts (origin, twitter etc..): if we r friends, ask me!!

are you single: no !! dis my bf nd ias our simselves which I live vicariously through as we are currently long distance;;.....

#ts4 #the sims 4 #simblr #simmer get to know #new simblr #ts4mm #maxis match #ts4 screenies #ts4 screenshots #op

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justanotherboyinblue · 4 years

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Greek Myth Asks

by @wonderbreadwoman and @spidcrsman

GODS: Life

Zeus: What’s your name or nickname? Knox, which gives you K and Knoxy ig lmao

Hera: Where are you from? Michigan born and raised, unfortunately

Athena: How old are you? No<3

Hephaestus: When is your birthday? February 26th

Aphrodite: What’s your relationship status? Complicated. I’m polyamorous so...available? lol

Poseidon: What are your pronouns? he/him

Dionysus: Are you and extrovert or an introvert? ambivert

Demeter: Do you have any pets? oh Boy do i. one dog and nine cats

Apollo: What kind of music are you into? absolutely everything. corpse and rare americans are my favs

Artemis: What do you first notice about new people? appearance wise, hair, otherwise it’s body language i suppose, what your pose is/are you using your hands to talk/do you look relaxed

Hades: What’s a big fear of yours? physical? spiders. hate em. otherwise abandonment, neither unique

Ares: What’s a big pet peeve of yours? Crumpled Dollars I Hate Them So Much

Hestia: Where do you consider home? for the longest time it was in my church basement, where youth group is held but right now i don’t suppose i have one

CREATURES: Lasts

Pegasus: Last movie you watched? baby driver, 100/10 would recommend

Mermaid: Last tv show you finished? ooo good question, i think legend of korra?

Centaur: Last book you read? the body in the library by Agatha Christie, it was So boring

Siren: Last song you listened to? currently listening to time adventure by Rebecca Sugar on loop

Gorgon: Last thing you ate? apple fritter

Cyclops: Last time you cried? like teared up or Cried cried. 1 is at the poem i reblogged and 2 is two nights ago because people Suck<3

Minotaur: Last time you were truly happy? uh. shit. two nights ago before things went south

Sphynx: Last text you sent? making fun of my friend for going to public school

Chimera: Last call you made? i genuinely Cannot remember i dont make calls almost ever

Griffin: Last thing you did before going to sleep last night? drank water? i think

Nymph: Last dream you remember? last night and it was a Destiel dream. it was adorable

Satyr: Last time you couldn’t stop laughing? it’s been a long time since i laughed like that, i dont remember

HEROES: Experiences

Heracles: Have you ever had a dream come true? literally or figuratively Be Specific With These Questions Op also idk

Theseus: What is your worst regret? i was 13 and i felt so alone and i did really stupid things to feel loved

Perseus: Have you ever been arrested? nope

Cadmus: Have you ever had your heart broken? HAH ..yeah

Achilles: Have you ever had to be hospitalized? nope

Actaeon: Tell about a memory you wish to forget. omegle video chat. need i say more

Bellerophon: Have you ever passed out? nope. im very boring lmao

Agamemnon: What is an achievement you’re proud of? moving forward

Oedipus: Have you ever been in love? many times. some more than others

Jason: Have you ever travelled abroad? Where? oh jeez no

Atlanta: Have you ever stood up for someone else? every chance i get

Hippolytus: Tell an experience you will never forget. love. true love. i’d never felt like that and i don’t think i will again i miss them, even after this long. i still love them and ill never stop

MAGICAL ITEMS: Favorites

Trident: Who are your favorite people? i only have one real friend honestly, A. love her to death

Lightning Bolt: What are your top three favorite movies? the dark knight, the losers, and the a-team

Sun Chariot: What is your favorite mythological creature? how dare you make me pick a favorite child.......dragons

Lyre: What are your top three favorite songs? u h the soulmate song by Carson James Argenna, time adventure by Rebecca Sugar, andddd miss you by corpse. for now anyway

Caduceus: What is your favorite color? soft warm yellows, cool pale blues, purple almost as dark as black

Aegis: What is your favorite book or series? the fnaf og series or the o’malley series

Scythe: What is your favorite tv show? fuckkkkk idk man im really diggin hannibal rn

Bident: What is your favorite way to spend free time? music and art

Harpe: What are your top 3 favorite places? any water. literally anything. please i miss swimming

Cornucopia: What is your favorite place to eat? deluca’s omg their seafood pizza is to Die for

Winged Sandals: What is your favorite thing to do when you hangout with your friends? laugh

Golden Fleece: What is your favorite animal? any and all cats ever

PLACES: Goals and Wishes

Olympus: Describe your dream job. recently i’ve been really thinking about tattoo artist. idk man

Tartarus: What’s a short term goal you hope to achieve? having a bf. that’s it. im lonely.

Underworld: Describe your dream vacation. W a t e r

Styx: How would you like your life to look like in 10 years? happy. warm. preferably with a cat and someone i love away from here

Athuna: If you could live anywhere in the world for the rest of your life, where would it be? Not In America

Sparta: Do you have a bucket list? If so, what’s on it? i reeeeeeeeeeeally want to see a krampus run at Least once. germany here i come babey

Elysium: If you could have a superpower, what would it be? earthbending. that would be Awesome. or shapeshifting bc obvi

Ogygia: Describe your dream husband/wife/life partner? kind

Troja: What is the craziest thing you wanna do before you die? i’d love to sit in the passenger seat of a racecar on the track

The Labyrinth: Have you ever died and came back to life as a vampire? hahahah what no ofc not what a weird question

Delphi: Are you currently doing anything to pursue your dreams? im trying to draw everyday, and just hang in there honestly

#tw caps #tw cursing #long post #meet the blogger #Knox's ask games #this was nice #tw spider mention #tw police mention

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faunusrights · 4 years

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OFFAL HUNT REMASTERED LIVEBLOG // CHAPTER 22

IN THIS EPISODE OF SURPRISINGLY TENDER TENDERNESS:

It had her soul by a hook, a barbed arrow digging into her flesh, gouging her bloody the more she tried to escape it.

JUST KIDDING

okay i’m just gonna HOP RIGHT IN if u dont mind me cause we in it now and i DON’T have time to catch you all up go read the fic!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT ASK ME SHIT

A direct line suited her better. From up here, with only the rain between her and the sky, the path ahead was so clear. The tether was a straight line.

a gaydar so refined it comes with its own overlay. sweet.

the planet below her resisted, no matter how she insisted

even when she persisted?

She pushed, and the force released like a broken dam, propelling her body away from the unyielding world beneath it—she leapt, high into the air, and it was like flying. With huge bursts of Aura, she cushioned her falls and leapt again, from rooftop to rooftop, making a straight line across the city.

can u imagine yr in umbraroot having a grand old time minding yr own business and then u see Very Famous Tenured Professor of Beacon Academy, Glynda Goodwitch, pinging herself across the sky? nobody would believe u. do u think it’d b on the news.

The rain fell hard. It was pitch dark. Glynda had the phantom of a scent: like the last breath of a campfire before it died, like a kinder version of the acrid stench of Grimm, Cinder’s trail was clear as day to her. She was getting close; she could sense it, like blood on the wind.

ISNT THIS NOSTALGIC,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, wow. its like glynda’s abt to ruin vale’s infrastructure all over again,

If Cinder was in a fight, this rain would muzzle her. Glynda remembered it vividly: how frustration tainted Cinder’s face in Forever Fall, how her fire sputtered and died. Even Cinder would lose her edge here, in this cold downpour. If she was in trouble—if she—

remember when glynda realised this for the first time and was like ‘hoho’ only now its made a thousand times worse because u have a crush emotions r hell and yr in the soup now!!!!!!!!!!! YR IN THE SOUP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She almost ran right past Cinder—might have missed her entirely, if not for the painful yank at her own soul.

did cinder just hit the ground like a wet grape

“Don’t touch me!” Cinder’s voice was raw. She snarled the words out like a cornered animal and lashed out with one arm, hitting Glynda’s hand away. The other arm was limp, still tucked to her chest.

BE GENTLE WITH KITTY,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, lure her ass out w/ some shrimp on a string,

She shook like a frightened fawn under Glynda’s touch, ratchet tense and wholly spent of strength.

i cannot even describe how many of these scenes i am seeing so vividly in my head and my GOD do i wish i were better at sequential art cause i want to draw them ALL........................ I WANNA DRAW OUT THIS WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

god i cant like. TALK ABT THIS SCENE WITHOUT COPY-PASTING THE ENTIRE THING BUT AAAAAAAAAA god. GOD. i just. phew. PHEW. its REAL TENDER. GLYNDA PICKING CINDER UP LIKE A LIL GRAPE AND wait diesel is this the thing you drew art of. diesel. diesel look at me is this that art--

Her fingers bunched in Glynda’s shirt. They were drenched and cold and Glynda hurt so much inside for her—whatever had happened to Cinder this night had destroyed her, that much was clear.

/sips drink see if i were an asshole id say hoohoo the karma but as i am not i say only this: babey 😔

If they recognized her name, they were determined to act normally when arranging the room she asked for.

“hey didn’t we just see her ping across the city a couple of hours ago--” “greg don’t even ask”

“I don’t want to talk about it,” Cinder mumbled. “Leave me.”

“I won’t.”

ough,,,, directly in the kokoro i see

The shower was a collaborative effort; Glynda inspected for injuries while Cinder sat in the tub, warm water pelting down on them both.

other slowburns when they share a shower: hoohoo,,,,,,,, the tension,,,,,,,,, the s k i n offal hunt: what if you got in the shower with yr ex-enemy,,,,,,,,,, to inspect her wounds,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and you were both girls 😳

Glynda gently roused her own, pressing a tender flow of it through her palms, offering it to Cinder.

Cinder’s Aura was hollow and hungry. Her soul lapped up everything it was offered. Cinder leaned back slightly, like that would help the boost go through faster; or maybe like all she wanted was a kind touch. She didn’t look back. Slowly, the various cuts and scrapes that littered her body erased themselves.

i am loving this mirroring which you probably already guessed but im like wriggling in my chair abt it all,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THIS GAY SHIT. FUCK YEA. FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEA

She turned off the shower and stepped out, gathering up the biggest towels she had found, bundling Cinder up in one and fluffing her hair again. This time the white towel came away clean. Cinder peered out owlishly, her face a far healthier color despite the purple bruising that remained around her eyes, telling plainly of her weariness.

OKAY straight up that description is so cute i physically clapped a hand to my mouth and went ‘AWUGH’ because BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! B A B Y

There was a gulf between them in the hotel bed.

It wasn’t at all like their nights at Cinder’s house. This was closed off. Distant. A thousand questions and answers hung unspoken in the air, heavy like the rain clouds themselves. The two of them were warm and dry, but not much else. There was little comfort to speak of.

see the real slowburn experience is having progress and losing that shit again. we take one step forwards and two back. u get the HIGH and then u get the real low but rn i hope cinders round face smiles once again. nobody who looks that baby like should ever b so sad and thats a fact 😔

Cinder, in her sleep, started crying again. It came and went in disconnected pieces, until she finally cried herself awake, startling out of her dreams.

i sent this crying cat in response to the update announcement but i never knew how real it was until now

again there’s a whole ass section where i cant pick one bit cause its ALL good but GOD this fucking. whole silent conversation theyre having. OUGH. THE SOULMATES.

When Cinder didn’t answer the question, Glynda held one arm out, lifting the blankets between them. “Cinder.”

Glynda didn’t know which surprised her more: that she had offered, or that Cinder accepted.

OH???????????

She settled quietly, face pressed into Glynda’s collarbone, her breath flitting warm over scar-marked skin. Glynda’s arm, curled around her back, weighed her down. Cinder did not hold on to her in return. She was folded up around herself, fitting into the space Glynda had made for her, taking to warmth and shelter like an abandoned child.

OH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;w;

also whuh-oh:

The fear was eating her alive, and bit by bit, her skin seemed to unravel, every layer of her body sloughing off into just meat, rent through by that light—it felt like teeth, like destruction, like being twisted apart in some giant’s hands like an insect having its wings pulled out. It held fury like she had never felt. She quailed before it, and it bared its teeth, black tar and grave-rot spilling from between yellowed fangs.

Glynda tried to close her eyes, to look away, to run away, but it seized her like a bear trap sinking its jagged teeth into the wrong prey, snapping a much more fragile deer bone with ease. It sieved her being out from between her ribs, drinking only the cacophony of her soul, lapping up every part of her inheritance—all the while she was fighting, struggling helplessly in its grasp, her mind mere shatterings of bright-red pain, with only slivers of meat and fragments of bone remaining of her body—torn apart by lances of sunlight, burning like fire, a dawn that came with the sound of a scream.

firstly: 👈😎👈

secondly: do i gotta say how i love how visceral this fic is? i say it like in every liveblog. BUT IM SAYING IT AGAIN FOR GOOD MEASURE. IM SAYING IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It was coming. It would destroy her. With ease, with relish, it would tear her still beating heart from her chest and discard it, offal from the slaughter—and then it would dig deeper still, to draw out of her that very engine that kept her moving.

is this the closest we’ve gotten to an almost title namedrop?

Glynda stared through the darkness, seeing nothing, but knowing without a doubt that her gaze pointed north like a compass.

HRM............................................. I N 👈 T E R 😎 E S T I 👈 N G

THATS CHAPTER 22 BABEY. it was VERY good. i mean rip cinder’s whole ass but i do love her. i love this evil baby. i also love glynda picking her up with all the effort of picking up a bag of crisps,

#rwby #offal hunt #liveblog

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