#it don’t bite

[fcthots]

jason is so protective but like the type where he gets bothered when he feels like you’re being disrespected even if it is normal fun teasing by friends and you don’t mind he still doesn’t like it to go on too long and he swears it’s different when he messes with you because he knows he would never, could never disrespect you

Y. E. S.

Here’s the thing: Jason will mess with you all day long the SECOND someone else does it? They’re on his hit list. He’ll call you a bitch as a joke like “bitch, what the fuck are you doing?”

But if someone else says it like “don’t be such a bitch”, even if it is a joke, he will snap his head 90 degrees to glare into their soul until they apologize.

And if it was a joke, you’re like “no! it was funny!” And they’ll be staring over your shoulder at Jason who is doing the cut throat gesture.

They’ll keep apologizing until you catch on and turn around to look at Jason. Your friend watches Jason’s face go from “I’ll bury you piece by piece, starting with you still alive” to “omg my sweet princess! I’m so happy you’re here! I love you!”

And they watch in horror, thinking you’ll never believe them, but you say “Jay, c’mon. We’ve talked about this.” And he hangs his head like a shameful puppy. Puppy eyes and everything until you forgive him.

#GET YO FUCKIN DOG BITCH #it don’t bite #YES IT DO #saph’s love letters #jason todd #saph’s thots #jason todd x reader #red hood #red hood x reader #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #anon

[soapiemomorphine]

So I drew a thing lol

Based on the iconic vine- Ft Donnie, Leo, and Aoi

Donnie’s answer to most problems is violence

(Leo is a triangle)

Another vine; Ft Young Leo and Aoi

Not even Aoi being a ghost will stop him from being a mama bear lmao

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt two souls #rotmnt donatello #rotmnt donnie #rotmnt leo #rotmnt leonardo #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles two souls #save rise of the tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rotmnt fanart #rotmnt comic #comic #my art #my art crap #GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH #it don’t bite #BITCH YES IT DO #what do you got there? #a knife

[thesith]

i have that one vine (linked) stuck in my head thinking about crosshair and omega…

Captain Mann: Hey… how y’all.. AAAAAAAAA

Crosshair: GRRRR GRRRR GRRRRR

Captain Mann: AAAAAA GET YOUR FUCKING DOG BITCH

Omega: It don’t bite

*crosshair in the background growling*

Captain Mann: YES IT DO BITCH

#star wars #the bad batch #bad batch #sw tbb #the bad batch crosshair #tbb #tbb crosshair #tbb season 3 #tbb omega #the bad batch season 3 #the bad batch omega #it don’t bite

[stygi0medusa]

Bites AM BITES AM BITES AM BITES AM

#it don’t bite #yes it do #ihnmaims oc #ihnmaims au #i have no mouth and i must scream #ihnmaims #am #am ihnmaims #blorbo #body horror #horror oc

[slushrottweiler]

I already know what you’re thinkin’ Darlin’

I know Sam is way more chill in his audio but I couldn’t get the idea of Dexx trying to fly out the door to murder a leech and Sam has to yank ‘em back using vamp speed.

#redacted asmr #redacted spoilers #redacted Sam spoilers #f!darlin #sam x darlin #Autumn (Dexx) De Silva #Sam collins #Sam get your fucking dog bitch #it don’t bite #yes it do #slushie draws

[skittypilled]

#it don’t bite

[interdimensionalvoid]

This vine but with vivi, Arthur, and mystery

I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly I’m silly

I didn’t want to bring this to my computer to edit it lmao

#mystery skulls #mystery skulls animated #vivi yukino #msa vivi #arthur kingsmen #msa arthur #msa mystery #someone take my internet away #it don’t bite #YES IT DO #for legal purposes this is a joke

[summers0n]

they said the f word🫠

#warrior nun #avatrice #foreshadowing #say less #look at ava in the first pic #gurl go 😬 #rawr #it don’t bite #😂😂😂

[sygnus-knight]

Ameno-sagiri’s day out, for a mutual

#persona 4 #tohru adachi #p4 spoilers #ameno-sagiri #it don’t bite #yes it do

[chloesimaginationthings]

I’d give anything to see Mangle in the FNAF 2 movie

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #mike schmidt #fnaf mangle #fnaf #fnaf 2 #fnaf movie #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I just know their animatronic puppet is gonna look so sick #LIKE it’s gonna be crazy to just see them moving #I don’t want Mike or any of the main cast to get bit… but- #ITLL look so cool #I love you mango you can bite whoever you want #honestly all the toys I know are just gonna slay #I can’t wait to see them

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

#dpxdc #batpham #i forget - can we tag the parent fandoms? w/e #immediately alfred's like: while i do appreciate your initiative may i suggest it wait until after dinner? #and danny - who has barely eaten proper homecooked food ever - takes one bite and then absolutely wolfs down the whole lot #after he's finished he's like 'bear with - I've got to add that to the 'Reasons I Would Like to Live Here' section' #danny's powerpoint has tailored sections for each batfam member with lists of reasons why they'd get along #my au thoughts on this is that the fentons disowned danny when he told them he was phantom #and that this is after the ultimate enemy - wherein which he allied himself with the JL to fight against dan #(which didnt really work at all - BUT he knows some of their identities now INCLUDING batman's) #so one of the main reasons why he'd be a great fit is that he knows their vigilante status anyway so they don’t need to worry about secrets #dick just turns to tim like 'he’s your friend. he learnt this from you.' #tim: 'i didn't tell him our identities!! i would never!!' #dick: 'no i know that. it's the stalker tendancies. it's baby tim all over again' #tim: scandalised gasp #they all eat dinner in silence just super subdued and in shock and sending glances to bruce and danny #duke like: 'so i know I'm the last one in the family but like... this isn't how it normally happens right? did any of you make powerpoints? #tim gets all shifty because he absolutely did make a powerpoint he just never actually showed it to anyone #everyone stares at tim because they all know. it was in one of bab's blackmail files she has on him #damian's slide has danny offering to throw down at any time. 'tim says you like to prove yourself with your skills? #how about a real challenge? if i beat you then you have to vote yes to adopting me!' #damian is in two minds about accepting because... 1) look at him damian could take danny in his sleep! but #2) on the off chance that he does win... damian does not want any more brothers #(he takes the bet and its a suprisingly fun fight - and while he'll never say this... he would vote yes even without the wager) #on one of danny's slides there's a picture of ellie: you'll also get my clone sister! two children for the price of one!! #uhhh.... thats it now - I've been having fun with this haha #spent all day with the 'ive lured you here under false pretences' 'danny i live here' line in my head haha #anyway enjoy!!!!!! this was fun #i wanna make these slides so bad

[indimiart]

do you guys ever think about brown-eyes Astarion because I think about him quite a lot

#black hair or white hair pre bite? I don’t know I love both #astarion #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur’s gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #bg3 astarion #baldurs gate astarion #astarion ancunin

[memray]

obnoxious meowing

my pinterest kept showing me men in shit like this so i had to draw gale…

#BITES HIM #y’all i don’t know what came over me #i really do suck at putting clothes on him… #bg3 #bg3 gale #gale of waterdeep #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #bg3 gale dekarios #bg3 gale of waterdeep #gale bg3 #baldurs gate 3 gale #fanart

[dollopopaint]

WAS THAT THE BITE OF 97

#this joke isn’t funny anymore but I don’t have much better to do #undertale #deltarune #spamton g spamton #bite of 87 #markiplier

[lazy30]

C!dream post L’manburg

#my art #or this is c!dream core lmao #I see this trend on twt and decided to do it #I didn’t find the original resource #when I find it I will add it here in the caption #don’t worry guys he wouldn’t bite #just look at his face #I mean mask #c!dream #dream fanart #dsmp #dream smp

[the-meme-monarch]

loop my beloved

#i don’t think ​I’m anywhere near being done with this game but if anything happens to any of these characters i’ll bite my hands off #the art gallery #in stars and time #i tried to do some dappled lighting but idk if i like how it turned out 💔 so i included the sketch #EDIT i feel like i should mention i know Full Well shit is going to happen if all the art of siffrin crying is anything to go by. i just kn #i just know that once i actually get there it’s gonna fucking wreck me JXSJSMXJMSSMXJSJ #ans i mean art of siffrin crying as in In The Game. i think it literally opens on an image of them crying ?