#it doesn't look like food

[lazylittledragon]

a word for word interaction i had with my boyfriend that i think about at least once a day

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #there is context but it doesn't help #we were watching food videos and there was a gnocchi soup that looked like beans #and G is. a special lad #and i love him #he and dorian are very similar in that they basically live in the woods full time

[nelkcats]

Ghost Train

It was no secret that the trains in Gotham were damaged, whether it was from all the explosions that flooded the city on a daily basis or the fact that the rails were broken wasn't completely clear. At that point, what was once a train station was nothing more than an empty place used by some homeless people to sleep.

Or that's what it was supposed to be, because while the station was damaged and underneath the city, it was actually active. It just had another kind of train, a slightly more interesting one.

In Danny's defense, he was extremely bored and there was an abandoned train station he could use to play with. All it took was calling in a favor from Technus and a fully functional ghost train connected the Infinite Realms to Gotham.

The ghosts, of course, used this for fun. Fighting each other, chasing each other, celebrating, having concerts. It was a way to go to the human world without anyone causing trouble for them, not that anyone was paying attention anyway.

Or at least, no one was supposed to be paying attention, because Waylon was dumbfounded at the sight. He had escaped to the old rails when he had no other choice, his sewers were compromised and he needed a way out. He didn't expect to walk right into a party, or be offered a sandwich with a smile instead of a shout.

He could also observe a clearly glowing train and the fact that everyone there was glowing. They could be metas, or another completely new creature, but Waylon didn't care, they gave him food and he wasn't a snitch.

#dpxdc #Waylon made new friends #ghost friends #and Danny acquired a ghost train #don't blame him #He's a ghost teenager with a lot of energy to waste #and looking forward to returning to the human world #ghost train is a safe way to do it #The ghosts found some homeless humans on the road and Lunch fed them #they accidentally bought their loyalty and silence with food #dp x dc #dc x dp #Waylon doesn't know if someone followed him #he hopes not #maybe he will return to the train station #It seems like a pretty comfortable place and its inhabitants were interesting #he really hopes Gotham doesn't screw it up #or worse that the bats will find out and ruin it

[fafrogke]

''Just for you''

YEEEEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY REN so excited i could take a bite out of him

i also did some doodles bc i didn't have time to do something elaborate with them

SORRY

#14 days with you #14dwy #14dwy ren #14dwy redacted #14dwy oc #happy valentines!!! have a good time good food good love #im really happy today if it wasn't for my body i would be bouncing onthe walls #the fact that its their bithday makes it extra happy for me #this doesn't look like a valentine's day drawing sorry my mind went somewhere else #im like fihgthing the big headache righ now it hruts i think im going to nap #okback to my enclosure 🍖

[stresslitzia]

Here in a sanctum long abandoned, Unto the tinder falls a spark. I have a holy call to answer, to be an Angel of the Dark.

(Sparkle on, btw)

#Stresslitzia's Art #kingdom hearts #Lauriam #khux #Time spent: 7 days #...I was just listening to this song and realized I never did a post-KH3 Lauriam design. #I blacked out and about two hours later had the lineart shading and half of the colors done #it doesn't look like my own work to me but I have the wrist pain to prove that it is. Look at the scythe. Look at the SCYTHE. #Anyway this was technically drawn for Re:U. as a gift. Come get your food Guile #I am. unreasonably proud of how this looks.

[muzzleroars]

the fruits of hell

#ultrakill #v1 #fallen gabriel #what do you think. the diet of a fallen angel is #it's probably a hard adjustment from ambrosial foods to all this #at least v1 tries to be supportive (it doesn't see any problems because like look at it) #doodle tag #gabv1el #rise and fall au

[lees-chaotic-brain-reblogs]

Megumi Fic Recs

note: i do sometimes link my reblogs bc there is literally nothing i hate more than clicking on a link only to arrive at the ghost blog page.

@romantichomicide95 i got you girl. lmk if you think i missed any.

blogs to just read through:

@romantichomicide95

girl I could read your megumi fics for DAYS. and you have so many, you truly feed me. the FLUFF. the ANGST. the SMUT. everyone else should go read them too. right now.

@ponderingmoonlight

honestly, if you're looking for jjk fics of any sort her blog is the place to go. again, she has amazing reader representation and plot diversity, so i highly recommend.

@just-jordie-things

her fics are timeless and classy, and i absolutely love the way she writes megumi

@chuluoyi

all of her one shots are top notch, but her series unholy matrimony is literally my holy grail (no pun intended). go read it now

@meguemii

definitely a top contender for the number one megumi simp, and you can see that reflected in her writing. it's just so cute and they're like my comfort fics. except for that one that made me bawl how could you do that to me??

and of course, she may not have posted a fic in a little while, but this list would be incomplete without the one, the only, @kasumitenbaz!!!! you can and will find her losing her mind in the comment sections of any and all megumi fics. love ya kas <3

@seiwas

Make This Drive Last 'Til the End of This Song (fluff, two-shot)

@xxsabitoxx

Megumi's ears turn pink when he lies (fluff) He never wanted to have children but- (fluff, dad megumi) Megumi's the type of man who...(fluff, suggestive)

@shisnhou

Until I Found You (fluff)

@yuwuta

Divine Dogs (fluff) Rodeo Station (fluff)

@wishmemel

Cherry Blossom Springs (fluff)

divider by @cafekitsune

#i know this doesn't look like a lot but the blogs for you to read through have a TON of fics #plus i'll keep adding to this as i discover more!!! #megumi x reader #fushiguro x reader #lee's brain food #jjk x reader #fic recs #megumi fushiguro x reader

[front-facing-pokemon]

#AHH HERE WE ARE: A POKÉMON THAT MATTERS #swirlix #now‚ you see. this is the chef from psmd. i'm pretty sure they get referred to as she/her? but i'm not entirely positive #lemme look it up actually #yeah she. okay cool. yeah she's the chef who always eats all the food. and like. i relate very hard. and i love her #she's underappreciated i think just because she doesn't ever go on any of the big expeditions with the main cast but without her #the entire main cast would be so ungry……… she makes all the food and she's the backbone holding this entire expedition society together

[barksbog]

if anyone wants to learn color theory i will teach you

are you ready?

make things look edible. invoke the desire for your art to be shoved in someone's mouth. it just works.

#i'm only like 10% joking #the biggest compliment is when people tell me my art looks edible #thank you i tried to invoke you looking at this little frog and think it looks like fruit gumby #i guess if you want unappealing colors make it inedible looking? idk why you would #edible doesn't mean like food to be clear i mean when you see absolutely inedible objects and desire to consume them #like dirt/moss/green/brown can be the most edible color if it's the kind of moss you want to shove in your mouth #okay maybe this is me being autistic but i swear that's a science fact #my study is asaaaaghghghgg my friends agreed get wrecked

[sonicthestimhog]

amy chao stimboard 💫

💗.🌹.💗

🍓.💌.🍓

💗.🌹.💗

#stimboard #sonic #sth #sonic the hedgehog #chao #amy rose #pink #food #slime #makeup #brush #glitter #drink #eggstims #this doesn't look great but like. bah

[chaikajpeg]

kageyama tobio | haikyuu

reference photo: link to the japanese website

model: Ran Takahashi, photo shot by 矢島康弘 (Yasuhiro Yajima i think)

#my art #kageyama tobio #haikyuu #to continue my thoughts from the previous post #look. i used to ship kagehina HARD. i still find them cute. i still find a lot of other haikyuu ships cute #but when i see people *seriously* saying that “everyone in this anime is incredibly gay” i feel so damn confused #the main reason i love haikyuu is precisely because it doesn't have any ambiguous male-on-male fanservice like “free” cough cough #and i feel uncomfortable when i see a huge amount of people scream GAY at every nice interaction between men #but obviously everyone is free to interpret a work of art the way they want #it'll be a cold day in hell when i tell someone they have no right to interpret a work of art a certain way because it's “unethical” #this was just some food for thought #thanks for coming to my ted talk #traditional illustration #pencil illustration #hq

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

#there are two distinct times when american food is bad #when it's people who are well off or rich enough that all they care about is appearances and how expensive the ingredients are #bcs they don't care about taste anymore it's a status thing #and also when it's stupid gentrified gimmick restaurants basically following the Cesare from Big Top Burger formula #where it doesn't matter how it tastes #it's just about it looking cool or having a gimmick so influences will come take pictures and give you tons of free advertising #that's when american food is bad #bcs rip to y'all but I grew up dirt fucking poor around other dirt fucking poor people of all races and backgrounds #and we COULD cook y'all under the table with these things #when all you have for food is hamburger helper and canned soup well damn you learn how to make it taste good #also those two bad times are NOT unique to america AT ALL #remember the Australian fish and chips that had activated charcoal and looked like actual shit? #this ain't an american problem this is a fucking rich people problem send tweet #this is also why I can't watch chopped anymore #the way they talk about ingredients like those like they're worthless and they can't believe people would eat them #like cool glad you grew up well off enough to afford real people food #the rest of us had to learn to make velveeta taste good and you know what #I could cook your ass under the table with velveeta and all those other 'cheap' ingredients you're mocking

[beeholyshit]

You know you made a promise Maroon

So please don't forget about it!!

#(🍰) *⁠.⁠✧ — Maroon #(☆) ｡⁠.ﾟ—⁠ Silver #pokespe parents #pokespe #you know how good memory can be when it comes to smells or flavors #sometimes a dish can make you feel nostalgic because it was something you used to eat a lot as a kid! or as a baby.... #maybe Silver doesn't remember anything about when he was a baby #maybe he doesn't remember who Maroon was but of course he remembers that soup she used to prepare while she was taking care of him #she would actually cook with hin by her side and let him try so he does feel like home when eating her food #I know I said this was going ti be Silver's month but I barely talked about him si #I'M SO SORRY FOR THAY WAAA BUT AT LEAST I MANAGE TO FINISH THIS 🩷 #and I'm hapoy with it! #I tried another palette to make it look more cozy and nostalgic hehe #AND I THINK IT WORKED SO I WIN!! #pokemon special #📖 //⁠ Pokespe comics

[pencil-for-a-dog]

《Admire him!

He! The one with our universe in his body and their universe in his back!

He's the king!》

Oh yeah, he's not having a good time.

#danny phantom #my fanart #my phanart #ghost king danny #chains #he's crying #he's suffering #do you know what that means? #trauma #angst #our favorite food in this phandom #also #it doesn't have a backgroud #like #literally #if you have tumblr with a obscure background it'll look amazing #aged up danny fenton

[evilkitten3]

ngl my biggest issue with tobi/izu as a ship or as a friendship or even as a foemance is that there's no reality where it's not a thousand times funnier if they just straight-up hate each other's guts

#naruto #naruto shippuden #senju tobirama #uchiha izuna #like madara and hashirama are having their homoerotic tragic bromance thing #meanwhile their little brothers are leaving increasingly passive aggressive ninja sticky notes on each other's stuff #izuna throws out tobirama's yogurt bc he ''thought it looked a bit moldy'' #tobirama ''accidentally'' drops a seal near izuna's house or office or favorite food store or whatever #it does absolutely nothing but izuna doesn't figure that out until mito takes pity on him and tells him it's a dud #there's no romcom or anything this keeps up until one of them is dead and the other visits their grave to gloat about it #maybe someone wonders if there was something else there but nope! they just fucking hate each other

[maironsbigboobs]

re: elf servants

I think generally there are servants in royal/noble households simply for practical reasons and they generally fall into 2 categories: specialised servants (think, stewards and messengers and scribes, masters of horses or kennels, that kind of thing) and servants who help with the upkeep of the household (cleaning, repairs, cooking and also the apprentices and assistants of specialised servants)

specialised servants are probably quite prestigious roles and fields of industry in their own right, and they are considered full members of a household, and probably are closely linked to the person they serve - it's as much a political and social statement to be Finwe's chief scribe as it is an economic one

but the second category are more associated with the house than the family living in it - for example, Finwe's palace in Tirion would function both as a home and a diplomatic and administrative centre, it would be impossible for him to rule and keep up with chores himself. But Fingolfin's personal home would probably not have any full-time servants - when there more people than usual to feed or house then professionals might be hired, but for the most part I imagine the day to day is done by the family (made possible by the fact elves sleep and eat less than humans)

IRL domestic service (at least in the 18th century) often functioned as a kind of prep stage for adult life (for women in particular, but gender is probably not as big a factor for elves) and I could definitely see this in Valinor - domestic servants being 80% elves between 50-100 who haven't chosen an apprenticeship or similar in another field who are earning extra money to set up their own households, getting experience outside of the family, meeting others in their own ae cohort, learning independence etc. It's a job that comes with the offer of room and board + the wages a king/prince/lord can provide. Not glamorous, but not terrible.

The other 20% is made up of professional servants - experienced elves who are genuinely like the work and are contracted workers as much as a builder or gardener might be. Some of them might be independent and others part of businesses set up by other elves who are really into cooking/cleaning etc.

In Beleriand the situation (for the exiles at least) is probably very different, though I think there would be attempts to adapt the system - but there aren't as many households that need servants and there aren't as many young elves.

#i confess i very much enjoy making ocs who are bg characters and servants are perfect for this #made my own post because i could not fit this in the tags LMAO #also the amount of labour needed to run a pre industrial household is HUGE #but elves generally get around this by having a population that is 90% adult and having magic #and having the time for anyone to become vastly skilled in their field in a lifetime #so things like food and clothing production is almost always communal and in the hands of elves who are REALLY into that specific area #the magic being relevant here because elf magic preserves - elven clothes won't wear out elf food doesn't go off etc #(or at least not as easily as human food/clothes) #i prefer to write elf societies that only visually mirror human ones - to an outsider it looks like a hierarchy of lord and servants #but the dynamic is very different #but that is just my preference #silm meta #not really a meta i just need to be able to find this post on my blog lol #long post #this is one of my fave topics hence the rambling

[ellsey]

sxf fandom I love you all but y'all be wilding if you expect an emotionally repressed man with daddy issues and a stress ulcer to be all in his feels because he just helped his daughter get saved like pls just let this man make her hamburger steaks in peace

#spy x family #sxf manga spoilers #loid forger #look #he loves his family #everyone knows this #but y'all expect too much from a man who will 100% try to never cry again in his life #and like yeah #maybe he will eventually #but also he's just going to keep buying them food #it's what he do #love doesn't have to be loud