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Quick question this isn't about me right

"gosh i love women" quoting from a certain friend of mine who has the worlds most questionable taste in woman

@dogiperson i LOVE YOUR CANNIBAL LAMB WOMEN IN FANCY DRESSES>>>>

#KDHJDHDJ NUMBY HAVE I EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOUR STYLE IS OUT OF THIS WORLD #BEYOND THE STARS #FAR FAR FROM OUR OWN AND NEIGHBORING GALAXY #so pretty #:sob: #This Isn't About Me Right

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"WHO?!"

Odysseus asked calmly.

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Tiresias: sorry man, I saw Penelope with another guy

Odysseus: I will throw another fuckin baby off a wall

#said other guy was himself

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the underworld in a nutshell

#BAR FOR BAR #EACH NEW VERSE HIT ME LIKE A TRUCK #THEN A SEMI #AND MAYBE EVEN A MILITARY TANK

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#im reblogging so much about the underworld saga but it's the only thing getting me through power outages and fever

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How can I greet the world with open arms in these conditions

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Odysseus's little "Polites...." Mirroring Polites little "Captain..." when he died is so cruel

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#AND IMMEDIATELY AFTER HIT WITH THE #waiting... #CRYING HYSTERIC

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#ANTICLEA 💔💔💔

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Putting both of you in the microwave

can someone bring my electricity back we've been blacked out since 7pm last night THIS IS NOT NICE

#its heatwaving so bad but i am waving back

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can someone bring my electricity back we've been blacked out since 7pm last night THIS IS NOT NICE

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My greatest achievement

@asmodeauxx @taxed-up-trotter

#do you realize how hard this is #we fight tooth and nail nobody ever on the same page #but this 🫰 godbless #jk HSGAHGAHAGA love the idiots 🫶🫶🫶 #though quick note they criticize my taste in wives and i think thats a hatecrime

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did you guys know about this oc stuff. you can just make a guy. big if true

#for free btw #they live between the crevices where you can't see them

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It's funny how a silly fictional character can come into your life and then take over your entire brain chemistry