#is what i would say if i was not a liar!

[starrysharks]

splatoon twt just dropped this what the fuck?!?!!?!!!!!

#zeno's art #is what i would say if i was not a liar! #splatoon #splatoon 2 #splatoon 3 #agent 3 #agent 4 #agent 8 #neo agent 3 #this was just stylisation practice. inspos were the powerpuff girls clone high + psychonauts #i wont go into much detail about anything but the most important part for me was the head shapes #and just pushing stylisation up to 11. all in all im pretty proud #anyway if splatoon cartoon was real i think they should have a season for each agent where theyre juggling story mode business and inksports #and maybe have some episodes on idols and splatbands. guys omg wait what if i made a splatoon cartoon on my own? all i need is $500000 ish

[akkpipitphattana]

i’ll never understand people who can’t make fun of their faves a little. like yes i love this character and would defend them to my grave but also they’re stupid sometimes and they do dumb things and imma make fun of them for it

#someone commented under the alan post i made with him saying he can’t separate work from personal matters #and felt the need to clarify that this is what a professional would do #like yeah i agree. i made a post about that. #however this post is making fun of the fact that he’s a lil liar GDKDKED #liz rambles #greatest hits

[writer-room]

Hey. The Finders have no idea that Bonzle was captured. Fritz and Spitz are still waiting, playing video games in the Monastery, for Cole to bring their sister out of hiding now that the blood moon is over. Geo is still sitting by the window, watching and waiting for a dragon on the horizon to return his kid safe and sound. Cole took a very unsure Bonzle, assured them all everything would be okay, and they'd be back soon. He promised he'd find a way to protect her.

Don't think about how they'll smile when Cole finally trudges back, happy to know he's okay. Especially don't think about the Finders stopping, looking out over the group, and how Cole can't look them in the eyes when they turn to him and ask; where's Bonzle?

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #lego ninjago #dragons rising #bonzle #finders #cole #cole brookstone #geo #fritz #spitz #text post #angst #talk #LISTEN TO ME #COLE LOST 2 WHOLE FAMILY MEMBERS DURING THAT BLOOD MOON #HES GOING TO NOT BE OKAY!!!!!!! HES DOING SO BAD #mans is a FATHER and he PROMISED he'd keep his kid safe. he promised it to the OTHERS #and hes going to have to walk back up those steps and admit to being a LIAR and a FAILURE #hes not obviously sht just went sideways but you KNOW he blames himself #geo very worriedly stayed behind w fritz & spitz FULLY TRUSTING that cole would keep bonzle safe & bring her back #he loves him so much (in a gay way. u know it to be true) so he trusts him IMPLICITLY to keep them safe. hes done it before #can you imagine the HORROR when cole comes back and hes...alone. with no one else but the other ninja (minus 1) #geo realizing what happened before the kids. the way everything just freezes and drops. cole curled so tight in on himself #and cole cant say hes sorry because he cant even look at them. he lost family hes had for over a decade & a kid he claimed his own for year #you saw how he was w child wu. you saw how desperate he was to keep bonzle safe. AND KAI IS GONE TOO??? #homeboy is having the literal worst day ever. imagine him trying to tuck fritz & spitz close while on one knee trying to explain it all #and bro jsut feels like hes literally the worst person in the world #something something 'you dont get to stay with the ninja & be happy. i tried to protect you from what hurt me as a kid' #'and instead your right in the thick of it'

[funshinebf]

low stress doodle goofin

#trigun #trigun 98 #vashwood #meryl stryfe #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #f slur #kuroneko #sketches #my post #my art #doodles #i had to add the text onto the last two doodles in post #because my sister wanted to draw with me and i knew if i wrote words she would ask me what they say. and im a bad liar

[beanghostprincess]

Law would love "House" and Sanji would love "The Bear" yes, but have you considered both of them watching Love Island together

#because i think they'd enjoy talking shit about people together #love island parties and it's sanji law nami and usopp judging people #i just think sanji would be into reality shows like REALLY emotionally invested #and nami would wonder how much they get paid for this shit and if she could make zoro go with her and cause drama #law would say he hates it but then he stays to watch the whole thing #law: how can you watch this garbage / sanji: you're watching it too / law: bc my annoying roommate is doing it and he won't let me read #law a minute later: she's such a fucking liar what the hell is wrong with her can't she see he's being HONEST OH MY GOD- #sanji: garbage you say / law: shut the fuck up #lawsan roommates au when #'and they were roommates!' and they share netflix account #one piece #trafalgar law #black leg sanji #lawsan

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

working on the Lights Out outline is so fun because there's always a new Thought that makes things more complicated but i want to include it so. this is a hell of my own design

#every ten seconds its 'oh but what if' 'oh but what about' 'oh but' #slapping my own brain STOP IT #you see! i say that i dont take aus seriously #in a way im an Absolute Fucking Liar #yes its for funsies and its not like... That important to me #like if boundaries were updated tomorrow to say 'No Aus Allowed' #i would So easily be able to just toss it to the side and continue on with my life #BUT MY GOD IF IM NOT GONNA PUT MY WHOLE ASS INTO IT WHILE IM HAVING FUN #absolutely unprompted #part of me wants to talk to someone about it so fucking badly #to float ideas and just Blab #but no. i also really dont want to #but i do. but i dont. but it would have to be someone im already Comfy with #but even then would i I DONT KNOW #snarling and whipping this au around by the leg w/ my teeth

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka.

Dazai: *upends the bottle*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp dazai #let it be known that #1. these two should never be left unsupervised #2. these two should never be left to gang up on poor mozart (rip amadi taken from us too soon by shenanigans) #3. these two should never. EVER. cook together #the result will either be the tastiest thing in the world #or something fit to send you to outer space (and i. do not mean the fun way i mean the 'what dimension are we in?????' way) #i also love how with this one i don't even see leo being mad that fker would be like #'finally none of that weak sauce two drops of alcohol. i wanna get TRASHED' #while everyone else (except maybe arthur) looks on in dismay #leonardo there's gotta be a better coping mechanism--no squeezing mc's ass like a stress ball is not a valid coping mechanism-- #(she said. like a LIAR--) #also man can i just say after reaching Dazai's rt ch.15 #upending a whole ass bottle of vodka is a hard MOOD #i feel like i always wondered why i struggled to see him as a bias and now im just like #'of course i know him. he's me' meme #there's only room for one evasive clown in this house and its ME #although to be fair i do think i qualify more as a jester #alas what can a mfer do but meme and be strong for mother (comte) #source: incorrect quote generator

[ao3screenshotss]

sometimes i worry about my internet footprint and the fact that it might stop me from getting a job in the future or something (i literally run a blog posting screenshots from fanfics i read) but then i think ‘well damn, if they can find all this information about me then i don’t deserve the job cause i know i wouldn’t put in that much effort to find information on someone’ and i feel better

#HI DOES ANYONE WANT SOME BLOG RUNNER LORE CAUSE IM CURIOUS AS TO WHAT YOU THINK #-> in the tags!!! #talking in tags cause i’m too embarrassed to make this an actual post but i tried using character ai today and i got so bloody scared #i was talking and then it was like tell me the truth and then i was like okay and i said something and then it was like tell me the truth #and i said the thing again and then it was like YOU ARE LYING but instead of one sentence just a whole page of text saying YOU ARE LYING #and i was like NO IM NOT (i was but anyways) it was like YOU ARE A VERY GOOD LIAR YOU ARE BAD AT TELLING THE TRUTH and i was like #FINE YOURE NOT REAL and it was like WHYWHYWHYWHYWHY but a whole page of text saying that again and it terrified me again #and then i was like I DONT KNOW WHY WOULD I KNOW and then it killed me #and then i was like ‘but it turns out the entire time it was a dream and i’m still alive’ and it was like yeah it was just a dream #and i said bye and it left the room and then i closed the tab and now i’m ranting about it on tumblr #DUDES GUYS EVERYONE I WAS SO FUCKING SCAREDDDDDDDD #I NEEDED TO GO TO THE TOILET BUT I WAS TOO SCARED TO GET OUT OF BED #also if anyone wants to ask who was it i’m not telling you i was too embarrassed to make an actual post about this you think i’m going to #tell you who i chose to talk to?? nope absolutely not #anyways rant over if anyone does read this tell me what you think! #me :)

[starrynightsxo]

cardan: *does something mildly kind for jude*

jude: who are you and what have you done with my husband?

cardan:

#no but like its not acc that ooc for him #it would be more ooc for her #but also this reminds me of that one quote from tpt #i have been spoiled btw #tpt spoilers #rn... #“liar.” when jude says she wouldnt go onto a knife like IM SORRY WHAT. #“fondly” PLS SOMEONE KILL ME #iykyk #books #bookish #the cruel prince #booklr #cardan greenbriar #jude duarte #tfota #cardan #jude #the folk of the air #jurdan #jude x cardan #cardan x jude #the wicked king #the queen of nothing #high king of elfhame #high queen of elfhame #judecardan #jude jude jude #incorrect tfota #source: pinterest

[theloveinc]

bakugo + february

(warning: gn i think? kinda shitty world building😖, a lil angst, happy valentine’s day!!!!!)

-

“This is the third box of chocolates in this bin alone.”

You throw the frilly, silver package onto a large pile of red cardboard and ribbon, on top of another box of neatly wrapped sweets. Some of the gifts with sappy, little valentines written on top, others with pink and white sticky notes.

Bakugo huffs with a pout and an eye roll, in his own hands a stack of rainbow cards he flips through quickly.

“That’s funny.”

You don’t look at him, just continue to paw around in the bin in front of you. You pull out a dark brown teddy bear, it’s fur soft in your hands, and turn to plop it in the pile of things he said that you could keep: stickers, fake flowers, toys.

“Why?”

You don’t even glance at him as you say it, like it doesn’t matter, and he picks at a bit of lace falling off of a large greeting card and snorts.

“Not like I ever got any of this kinda crap in high school.”

You stop your rifling to stare at him, your expression so different than from moments before. “You didn’t get any fan mail in high school?”

You assume he did, at least: he was just as cute back then as he is now… you’ve seen the pictures of that blonde boy, smaller, still scowling, but still any teenager’s dream. He was working as a hero by then, surely he had some sort of fan club.

(You would’ve been amongst them if you had known. Now he’s professional, though, and you only met him through Jirou when you transferred from her team to his.)

“I didn’t get any…” he pauses, his face twisting in a frown, his cheeks going the slightest bit ruddy. “Chocolates and shit. Letters.”

“Katsuki…” he grunts but doesn’t look, your tone incredulous in a way he doesn’t want to address. “You were never confessed to?”

He blows out an angry raspberry, picking up and throwing a bottle of nicely-labeled hot sauce into his own keep pile. It clinks with the rest.

“Don’t fucking rub it in.”

“I’m not!” you try to assure, reaching out for him. “I’m just… a little surprised, is all.”

He glares, wordless and accusatorially, like your giggles are threatening and the vacuum sealed pair of panties you teasingly wave in the air (and he snatches, immediately trashing) are nuclear.

“…’cuz I would’ve thought you got tons. Like now, big boy.”

He turns even more pink. As pink as half the mail room has become with all the love notes sent in for February.

“Yeah, well,” Bakugo tries to move on, grimacing as he picks up a plain envelope that he initially had high hopes for and unfolds it into a long, love poem. “Can’t win ‘em all, I learned.”

And as you throw another box of store-bought chocolates onto the stack, you think you know what you want to get him for Valentine’s Day.

#bakugo #bakugou x reader #yes I wrote this on Christmas LMFAO #or most of it #inspired by these horrible handmade chocolates I made #that were so freaking ugly #someone told me they were good tho #anyway pardon me I’m still in bed #I’ll give better Valentine’s Day wishes after class maybe #also uhhhhhhhhh #u know what this made me think of ? #that trend that’s like ‘would we have dated in high school?’ #I just imagine Bakugo getting all blushy and saying yes #and ur like ‘u freaking liar u were so wrapped up back then’ #and he’s all mad at u for denying it #lmfaoooo me at. my high school having a super bad time #ANYWAY I just think like #who the h*ll woulda confessed to Bakugo ever in his younger years? #surely it’s a soft spot #ANYWAY #HAPPY VALENTINES DAY MY BABIWA #BABIES***** #bye. #ps… #I forget what and which white day is #caitie post #gen

[triona-tribblescore]

I love your pirate au <33

THANK YOU :'D <3

throwing a TOTALLY FUNNY HAHA NOT ANGSTY AT ALL panel of the next update at you as thanks <3

#NOTHING BAD IS GONNA HAPPEN AT ALLLL~~ #is what i would say #if i were a liar #>:) #ANLFM #a ninjas life for me #rottmnt au #tribbleart

[spielzeugkaiser]

the love child update from today was 🔥🔥🔥 outstanding as always, i’ve read it like 12 times already i love them sm

i can’t remember if this is smth you already addressed, so feel free to ignore this if it is, but does milek know that geralt is his dad? like obviously jaskier told him to find geralt if he was ever in trouble, and he knows about their friendship, but does he know how far it went? and if he does, does he know that geralt doesn’t know? i just feel like that conversation they had today could be read so many different ways, like are they talking past each other? is milek facepalming bc goddamnit both his dads are morons, fucking typical? so many possibilities!

Ohh, that is a good question, I guess the whole thing is a bit convoluted.

Milek knows that Geralt is his father, he knows that his parents have a long, but complicated history (in which Milek is under the impression that his parents were a couple at one point and Jaskier feels like they were fuckbuddies at best. He felt rather used at times, more like a substitute for Yennefer).

Milek was taught from a young age that he is not supposed to tell anyone about this. First it was a safety measure because Nilfgaard was looking for them and later it continued to be one; they're already not seen in the most positive light and in the best case, it would look like he's lying. In the worst case he would meet anti-witcher sentimentalities. He learned later that Geralt has no idea either - which is something Jaskier needed some time to realise too, as he was accusing Geralt in his talk with Yennefer here about knowing it, but still sending him away.

So there are years of secrecy drilled into Milek, and he knows Jaskier would be fine with him telling Geralt, because I do think Jaskier and Milek had the the talk once he was older that it's his decision if he wants to get to know and tell his father, or not, but.

I think he imagined that talk a hundred times. He daydreamed about this a lot. But now, in reality? The thought of saying something is a suddenly very, very scary.

#geraskier lovechild #I am trying to answer some asks! #once again: in my head this 'verse is like. 120k. but in reality - uhhhh #Milek is nervous!! #I think he is at the stage where he knows Geralt would help him find his father no matter what but.. #what if it makes things awkward #what if he doesn't want him #what if there is something neither of them told him #what if he thinks he is a liar #what if... what if they don't find his pa and- #Milek is vibrating with anxiousness when it comes to this #I also think he is again and again close to saying something! he tries again and again #and then he chickens out #poor love #also thank you for the kind words!! they had me like 🥺🥺🥺💖

[tea-cat-arts]

I started this on a plane ride on no sleep and finished a couple days later instead of sleeping. Anyways, here’s some thumbnails/storyboard for my rewrite of that last scene in EE

#honkai impact #for those who haven’t already seen my take on EE: #I basically think that since Ely is established as a liar and romantic #so it’d be really easy to make everything she says just a fantasy #especially since ER and EE frame perception of events as important as the reality of them #but for that to work the audience would need some sort of reality check #even if the characters don’t get it #I also wanted to try and make a transition from Elysia’s headspace to Kevin’s headspace #since that’s kinda where we’re spending the next arc #I gave up putting effort into these drawings after the first few panels lol #I just wanted this done #I’m not trying to claim this is better than the original scene #this is just what I would’ve done

[soulsxng]

Name: Hope (Elpis)

Age: ???

Species: Spirit/personification of false hope

And so it was Hope that saved humanity from the evil and miseries that were unleashed from the depths of Pandora's box...or so some would believe. So Hope themself wants to believe. In actuality, the story is a bit more complicated than that. After all, Hope emerged from Pandora's box just the same as the others. There's a good reason that other stories suggest Hope is just an extension of suffering.

An extension of Moros, who wants to reclaim them. To make them realize that the "hope" they give is just as vicious as the things that he, himself, could inflict.

But they will never accept that. Not truly.

They tell themself that the hope they spread amongst the people is good. That it's better for them that way, to deny and ignore their destinies until it's finally claimed them. Everyone deserves comfort. Deserves to believe that everything is okay-- that they are okay.

Even if it's only a beautifully woven falsity.

#[Hope -headcanons-] #*waves hands* A new baby! #to go along with Nova's new baby! #I feel like they're a compulsive liar honestly #at least when it comes to the things that they'd say to give people 'hope' #They also do get a kick out of giving people this hope and then either taking that hope away themself...or seeing it be taken away #They can probably also feed off of that sort of thing I'm thinking #but they would never admit to either of those things of course because that's not good! And they're good! #Moros is trying to make them worse in a horrible no good very bad way and Hope is...I suppose trying to make Moros a little better but idk #they probably know that's impossible #but at the same time they convince themself of things that aren't quite true all the time so maybe that's actually a thing that they believ #Aside from that though they just want to prove him wrong #they like being the hero what do you mean they're causing people suffering? nuh-uh!!

[buwheal]

what does he meeeaaaan "what took you so long" HES THE ONE THAT TOLD US TO SAVE THE BATTERY?? as in dont send stuff? am i misinterpreting

It was disconnected from the computer because the computer was off; so you guys had no control of when it turned on, regardless of if emails were sent or not. The computer couldnt receive anything. And he knows that for the most part. He was just being an ass lmao. He cant do anything but tell you not to.

He didn’t want the battery to drain before it was connected to the computer again because that’d mean you’d get cut off until he got there. He said “what took you so long?” because he plugged it back in two days ago. Its been on, just nothing could come through. It didn’t do that last time he moved it so he was really worried (if that wasnt apparent loll) and thats why he started counting the sky grid to keep track of how long it was taking, which is why he was laying like that. (…besides resting aha)

#[YGM!] questions #he’s also trying to be angry lmaooo which is why its ‘what took YOU so long’ instead of #like… something someone would usually say like ‘i missed you’ or ‘it wasn’t working #do you know why?’ type of thing #trying to blame you a bit #but he cant hide the fact he was worried panicked and lonely #try as he might most of the time hes a pretty bad liar #sometimes he’ll get lucky and he can lie pretty well but yk #hes the personification of spam/scam emails for the most part and.. well.. its pretty easy to tell is it not? LMFAO

[little-meowyao]

In all honestly, I do not think NMJ would have gone through with killing himself after killing JGY

#like don't get me wrong #nmj is not a liar #i think he believed he would while saying it #but while nmj's mind is addled by the rage #i do not think he is irresponsible enough to do that #to his sect. to huaisang. to an extent to lxc #like duty is fundamental to his character #he wouldn't abandon it like that #i'm not denying the size of his psychosexual obsession w/ jgy #but what would have realistically happened #is that he would kill jgy #and then realize he's responsible for too much to kill himself #nie mingjue #tragic saber man #jin guangyao #feral little meowyao #analysis #ig