#is this crack?

[vicmillen]

Picture this:

It's a nice day, no monster attacks since a portal switched them to Wild's Hyrule mid morning. In fact the Links have yet to see other monster than the three bokos loitering in the ruins in front of the temple of time.

After taking the afternoon scouting around to make double sure the lynel haven't come back ever since sealing the calamity, and stock up on some eggs fish mushrooms and wild greens, Wild decleared the area to be safe. They'll camp up on the plateau and figure out how to get down next day. So they set up camp as planned, taking advantage of the roof of the temple of time. What's left of it at least.

While dinner is prepared, the Links started trading stories, as is their usual past time. Then the story exchange turned towards more morbid topics, as per usual. This time in particular it's about spirits. The ghosts and poes.

Wild isn't paying much attention to the much of the ghost story telling contest, as Wind called it. He's busy with making dinner. There's something about eating a poe flame, which is interesting, and something about a friendly stalfos that makes Twilight look uncomfortable.

But as dinner gets served, the chain turned to Wild for a ghostly story. So after a moment to ponder his words, Wild begins to tell of the ghosts that are rumored to haunt the great plateau, this very temple that they're staying in, infact...

Everyone is sufficiently spooked by the story, until Twilight realized Wild is just retelling about himself and the ghost of King Rhoam, but with 200% more bullshit.

Wild insisted that he is technically telling the truth. The old man (the king's ghost, not Time) is a ghost that disguised himself as a Hylian, and there is a ritual to raise the dead. Come on, the cave less then half an hour away is literally the Shrine Of Resurrection. What do you mean that's exaggeration!

#wild can be very convincing #when he really wants #and hes a little shit #just like every one else #linked universe #lu #lu wild #lu twilight #lu chain #is this crack? #i guess

[teecupangel]

Haven’t seen someone suggest this yet. Velociraptor!Desmond. Ancient or modern, either works. Or he’s immortal. But I can just imagine the chaos that a velociraptor in the AC universe would bring. And make it Desmond, even more so.

Then there’s also the idea of whichever Assassins were around in 1924 (when velociraptors were officially categorized) being super confused about why ancient art in Masyaf and works by Leonardo DaVinci seem to depict this dinosaur that was just discovered. Insert 1920’s version of Shaun setting up a conspiracy board.

I had to make this meme…

The funny thing is… raptors are the size of a turkey so I’m just imagining Ratonhnhaké:ton returning to the homestead one day to find the Assassin turkey has made a friend.

Because of his actual size, he can be quite stealthy, making him a good Assassin companion. He also has a big appetite for meat and Leonardo found it fascinating to read an entire page dedicated to the ‘care’ of the creature Altaïr called ‘Desmond’.

Calling it ‘care’ is misleading because it was filled with observations and some complaints of Desmond’s habits, including how he liked to sleep on newly dried laundry.

Leonardo believes Ezio’s Desmond is a ‘descendant’ of Altaïr’s Desmond and paints him. He also wonders how they reproduce considering they are no records of Altaïr’s Desmond having any mate.

And that’s how Leonardo theorizes that Desmonds reproduces all by itself.

That’s right.

‘Desmond’ isn’t Desmond’s name.

‘Desmond’ is the name of the type of creature Desmond is.

Desmond turning into a raptor meant that velociraptors in AC world are now called…

“Desmonds”

No one is more embarrassed by this than Desmond.

But it’s not like he can tell anyone about it.

He was immortal but any time he tried to write by drawing on the ground, it’s just pure gibberish.

But hey…

He is now the ‘model’ of Leonardo’s greatest work titled “Desmond”.

The fact that the art world are actually still debating if Mona Lisa or Desmond is the far superior Da Vinci work only serves to make him all the more embarrassed.

Shaun isn’t helping at all because he keeps researching about Desmonds, all in the hopes of finding another Desmond for… Desmond.

Desmond’s head hurts from all the other Desmonds he had to hear every day.

Immortality truly has its downside.

#desmond is turned into a creature subgenre #is this crack? #this feels like crack #sorry not sorry XD #assassin's creed #desmond miles #ask and answer #fic idea: assassin's creed #teecup writes/has a plot

[defyxoblivion]

“Well. Someone’s looking submissive and breedable today.”

#Is this crack? #an open? #sm I going insane? #who knows?! #but he’s looking at someone and it might be YOU

[doloniaxdiegesis]

If you have missions with her and refuse to do them then your getting carried like a sack of potatoes.

#･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: ((dash commentary)) #･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: cannon | lets write this story the way we want | #･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: Sam #･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: firefly #is this crack? #･｡ * ｡ ☆ * :: (( crack )) #Star dusted star rail : Spoilers

[patchwork-crow-writes]

Wait a moment... if darkners are objects in the light world that have become sentient due to exposure to a dark fountain... does that mean that if you got a big enough fountain - one that, say, covered the entirety of Hometown - then you'd get darkners of trees and streetlights and houses...?

And then, would they retain their size once darkner-ified? Would you just have GIGA Queen-sized giants roaming around this colossal dark world that used to be a normal town? What would such beings have to say to the lightners who walk past them every day, treating them as just another prop in the backdrop of their small-town, sheltered lives? Would they be upset that they weren't payed enough attention or respect? Would they be happy to be so unobtrusive in the lives of their so-called betters, to provide an overlooked-yet-meaningful service to them? Would they even care at all...?

Another possibility... could they be the Titans we were warned about? Darkners so big, so old, that they have outgrown their need for approval from the lightners, and just get on with their own lives... it would be their world, where lightners wouldn't actually have much of a place. They'd be "left to fend for themselves", as Ralsei puts it in his description of the Roaring. "When... the places that you know seem like fantasy..." is this what Deltarune could be leading up to...?

#rambling #Deltarune #meta #analysis #theory #Darkners #dark fountains #the titans #is this crack? #...could be... I did just make it up on the spot #But still interesting to consider

[carrieeve]

The need to read is never greater than when ao3 is down.

#ao3 #the great ao3 apocalypse 2023 #carrie talks #is this crack? #sounds like it #but it's the truest true of all trues

[othrwrldlystry]

"Why is it that all the dragons in teyvat are tall?"

"I-I could be tall! I-If I wanted to, I could totally do that!"

#bailu vc: all the dragons are tall and intimidating and then im here and #bailu vc: everyone says i'm cute #bailu vc: i'm nnot cute i'm terrifyinng! #bailu | ic. #is this crack? #is she serious? #WHO KNOWS #this is what comes to mind when I watch mmds of zhongli and neuvillette back to back rofl hALP

[helluva-hazbins]

#muse!lucifer #muse playlist #man literally glitters like gold #is this crack? #who can say #but it is content of some sort

[roguesenses]

This is a daily reminder to love your vegetables, especially the broccoli. Broccoli is high in fiber and many other vitamins. It also has more protein than any other vegetable! Broccoli is good for the heart and may boost the immune system, come get your dose today.

#love the broccoli #love the broccoli boy #he's ready to provide hugs #is this crack?

[hostiae]

@veleluuu asked: "stop taking my braincells I need them." (For ji-woon lmao)

if he can't steal them, where would he come up with enough to replace his own? ji-woon inhales a breath, frowns, and ultimately shakes his head.

❝ you can't cut off my supply like this. didn't your parents teach you to share? ❞ did a creature like her have parents? the point remains the same, regardless. she can't have them back.

#a;sjkdnas lmao #is this crack? #or is this serious? #wHO KNOWS WITH JI-WOON #asks. // #j. hak // ic

[our-blood-is-our-ink]

Y/N: *having extreme anxiety*

Salem!Agatha: it'll be okay love, just breathe, we're here

Wanda: yeah, hey do you want me to go into the functions of a rubber duck?

Y/N: *startled into laughter* what???

Salem!Agatha: the hells a rubber duck?

Wanda: these things *bends reality and dumps a whole bunch of rubber ducks onto Salem!Agatha*

Salem!Agatha: WA-

Y/N: *laughs harder*

#is this crack? #probably #agatha harkness #kathryn hahn #wanda maximoff #elizabeth olsen #incorrect quotes

[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

Hello and welcome to Day 16 of "Let's Explore My Plot Bunnies"

Continuing the Crack/Crossover My Hero Academia plot bunnies that I have, today we are talking about a Shaman King Crossover (-ish?).

Title for the fic: "Spiritual Warfare - Quirk Era Edition"

The story starts with the mess that Asakura Hao's successor to the title of Shaman King makes literally a month into his new position.

Said mess leads to the apparition of super-powered humans into the world. At the beginning, the superpowers (or Quirks as they are later known as) aren't that big of a problem. The real problem starts later down the line when Quirks show signs of becoming too powerful for the body of humans, thus ending up with the humans dying in gruesome ways.

The other Shaman Kings from history decide it is time for them to intervene when the creation of Nomu by the one called All For One starts - after all the souls of the people that were sacrificed in creating that abomination have never been fully able to move onto their next life, which causes a problem for the world at large as well.

The Shaman Kings decide that Hao's soul (including Yoh) should be the one(s) to take care of this problem and reduce the full possibility of a calamity for Earth. (And, no, it's not because the Shaman Kings still dislike Hao and want to put him to work as punishment for the headaches they got while he was Shaman King; they are not that petty ... )

As such, Asakura Hao and Asakura Yoh are reborn in the Quirk Era. Asakura Hao is reborn as Midoriya Izuku and maintains his connection to Spirit of Fire - which is very good considering Spirit of Fire can be explained as the combination of his mother and father's Quirks.

Meanwhile, Asakura Yoh is reborn as Bakugou Katsuki, whose parents just happen to be extremely close to Izuku's parents. Which in turn means they grow up as brothers - even more than when they were brothers before.

Being a baby again sucks, but at least all they have to do in this lifetime is just find this All For One and get rid of him for good. (Easier said that done when you are supposed to be a law-abiding citizen, but oh well)

Since being a Pro-Hero is not only a good career but also could make finding AFO easier, Bakugou decides to go for it. And he drags Izuku with him at the U.A. Entrance Exams because Bakugou wants him there as moral support ("Ha! Now that I think about it, you are now the younger one between us."; "I am gonna kill you, Yoh!")

Izuku planned to just sit there... you know, like a statue and not get himself any villain points so he wouldn't have to deal with this situation at all, but it appears that his younger brother's mentality of "Let's protect humans" has rubbed off on him in the last 500 years. So, when the Zero Pointers appear and some children are stuck in between the debries, Izuku helps them. But it's not a big deal. It's not like he will get point for this, right?

... RIGHT?

Fast forward a few weeks later, both Izuku and Bakugou get their letter of admission for U.A. (Izuku will end Bakugou before this whole spiel is over. That he promises.)

Now, both Izuku and Bakugou have to deal with juggling between school work, attacks from the villains, the ever growing problem that is All For One and his bullshit, the too insistent Mr. Yagi, taking care of their classmates and making sure they don't die that fast (who the hell let kids fight in this world? Izuku just wants to talk, nothing more) and their never-ending but ever growing hatred for Hao's successor. Let's hope they make it, I guess?

Some details I wanna ramble about more:

Hao!Izuku was born in the Midoriya family, which is a very distant line of the Asakura family. So, Izuku is still an Asakura.

The shaman community has been on the down low since a lot of them were killed during the time humanity hated everyone who wasn't "normal" and had those "abnormal powers." Because you know, humanity just loves to start purges every other century or so. This only serves to make Izuku (Hao) more angry at humanity. At least this time, Bakugou (Yoh) is also angry.

In this lifetime, Izuku (Hao) is the one who had an arranged marriage. The arranged marriage is a good thing for both Izuku - who doesn't want to deal with gold diggers - and for the girl, Sayaka - who just wants to be a person in her own right and not just a trophy wife for someone else's family. Bakugou (Yoh) is the happy uncle who fears the gremlins that these two will give birth to.

Izuku (Hao) chooses to have "Hao" as his Pro-Hero name; while Bakugou (Yoh) is still undecided on that.

After they end up in UA, it becomes apparent that they are not the only ones to have been reborn in this world; (me and my friend @yokomisaki brainstormed who would be who in this AU and this is all we have so far) => Eri is Opacho; Todoroko Natsuo is Horohoro; Himiko is Anna (and she is not a villain in this one); Todoroki Touya is Faust (Double Spy ftw?) and Eliza is Hawks; Lyserg is Detective Tsuauchi Naomasa; Tao Ren is Monoma; Manta is Melissa Shield; Ryunosuke is either Snipe or Present Mic (still undecided);

Izuku (Hao) ends up adopting Class 1-A to his own horror and to Bakugou's (Yoh's) amusement.

Izuku (Hao) is also very much done with humanity as a whole. He is losing braincells the more he stays here, he can swear that on his soul.

Bakugo (Yoh) is able to sleep through an explosion created by a villain attack - this was confirmed by Izuku, who did, in fact, witness this happening.

Izuku (Hao) took a look at Endeavor's fire once and proclaimed that a fireplace is more effective than him. Todoroki Shoto may or may not have heard that one.

I can totally see Touya (Faust) flirting with Hawks (Eliza) while other heroes are presents. He does that mostly because he thinks it's fun (Hawks also blushes a lot) and because he likes being a little shit around these "heroes".

And this is about it for this crack fic.

Honestly, while I was talking to Yoko and deciding who is who in this AU, my brain just went over Naomasa as a potential character for Lyserg. But when it hit me, I was like: "Doesn't Lyserg hate lies/liars? Did we just make him a lie detector?" And then we proceeded to laugh over the irony of this.

Either way, I hope you had fun reading my rambling. Have a great day/night, and take care of yourselves!

See you tomorrow,

-TooManyPlotBunnies-Send Help

(Same here, Yoh, same here)

#shaman king #boku no hero #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #bnha #izuku midoriya #bakugo katsuki #bakugou katsuki #hao asakura #yoh asakura #shaman king au #kinda? #they like are reborn into mha #it's a clusterfuck #... my brain that is #is this crack? #or is this just fantasy?~🎶 #i dunno what else to tag #fanfic ideas #fic ideas #plot bunnies

[teecupangel]

Ok so because I was rewatching Disney and DreamWorks imagine if Ratonhnhaké:ton was in like a musical, kind of like Hamilton but in real life. I don't know how that will work and I'm slowly losing cells so yeah : P

“There is something you must know before you leave.” The clan mother, his grandmother, spoke solemnly.

Ratonhnhaké:ton stared at her and waited for her to continue.

She was giving him permission to leave their village after all. The least he could do was heed her warnings and take her words to heart.

“These white men have a curse placed upon them.”

“A curse?” Ratonhnhaké:ton repeated with a frown.

“Yes, they are slaves to the music only they hear.” She explained, “We know not why it is so but they would be taken in by the desire to sing and be unable to resist it. No matter the place or the time, when they hear the music, they must sing.”

She stared at her only grandson as she continued, “Your mother and I… we were worried that you have gotten their curse but not once have you ever shown to bear the same curse as they have. That might change once you walk among them.”

She must have seen the disbelief that he was trying to hide for she sigh as she said, “You must be careful, Ratonhnhaké:ton. Who knows what this curse truly entails. We can never be certain that this curse is not simply the inescapable call of music.”

“I… understand.” Ratonhnhaké:ton nodded, “I will be careful.”

The clan mother knew that Ratonhnhaké:ton didn’t truly understand but she said nothing, only telling him to be careful.

He will understand soon enough.

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Unorganized Notes:

So my idea is that the Europeans are the ones hit by this ‘curse’. They’re compelled to sing whenever they hear the music and it happens a lot. The natives see this and are like “???” but to the colonizers, it’s just… par of the course.

This does mean those who weren’t born or raised in the parts of Europe like Adéwalé do not sing. He does sing with the crew when it’s sea shanties but any dance number and such? Nope, he was the ‘straight dude’ in the Jackdaw.

This means that Achilles also doesn’t sing so he’s able to tell Ratonhnhaké:ton how it looks and feel like to give him a head’s up.

The Kenways, Edward, Haytham and even Jenny, usually sing very dramatic songs. It shows as the kind of “find my freedom and goal” uplifting songs for Edward, the whole “I want to be me” kind of songs for Jenny and the “villain song that is always the best song in the album” type of songs for Haytham (bonus points for Haytham having his own Gregorian chant backup singers to connote his Templar background).

Ratonhnhaké:ton does not sing but… he does hear the music.

If you want to turn this into a Hamilton crossover, go ahead. That means Ratonhnhaké:ton has to deal with Hamilton’s… everything whenever he has to talk to Washington XD

Whatever is making them sing sees Ratonhnhaké:ton as ‘part’ of the ensemble so you get scenes like Haytham singing a duet with Ratonhnhaké:ton but Ratonhnhaké:ton does not know the lyrics and would rather strip naked and run away from wolves all night long than sing.

The same thing happened to Charles Lee but Ratonhnhaké:ton was busy beating the crap out of him.

The whole confrontation with Washington, Haytham and Ratonhnhaké:ton ends with Haytham and Washington singing with some ‘dead spaces’ here and there where it’s clear that it was Ratonhnhaké;ton’s turn to sing.

The music in the homestead are always jolly (unless something bad happens) and they always include Ratonhnhaké:ton. Unlike the other times, they don’t try to make Ratonhnhaké:ton sing and Ratonhnhaké:ton just joins in the festivity more or less. Achilles takes the ‘I’m the grumpy one who doesn’t sing’ part in these musical numbers instead.

… Haytham definitely sang a very embarrassing love song that was meant to be a duet to Kaniehtí:io. Kaniehtí:io was amuse. Haytham was embarrassed.

Why are the colonizers singing? Isu BS. Apollo, Bragi and Meret got super drunk and fucked up the ‘latest’ batch of humans to be processed for shits and giggles. They ran away before Yaldabaoth saw them and he’s been so overworked that he just… didn’t give a shit and sent these batch as is.

#ngl #this gave me #the man who didn’t like musical vibes #might be because i just watched nerdy prudes must die XD #is this crack? #look i can’t write song lyrics and stuff #so just imagine them having banger songs #assassin's creed #ratonhnhaké:ton #connor kenway #haytham kenway #george washington #achilles davenport #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #i'm not tagging hamilton #since we didn't say this was absolutely a crossover #i only suggested it

[estrellami-1]

I just saw that interview with Gaten Mazzarato saying he headcanons Dustin’s middle name to be Clarence and now I’m thinking about Dustin Clarence Henderson and Steve Robert Harrington and Eddie Franklin Munson and all of them hating their middle names. Also for an inexplicable reason Eddie is Hispanic. His mamá’s last name was Diaz. Is this relevant to the plot line? Who knows. Not me.

#stranger things #gaten mazzarato #dustin henderson #steve harrington #eddie munson #Hispanic Eddie Munson #middle names #they all hate their middle names #is this crack? #am I inadvertently writing crack? #this is what I think about at 3:30am apparently

[doloniaxdiegesis]

How many of you just want to be carried by her

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[yushiposts]

Can’t believe I haven’t yet stumbled across a derry girls x harry potter crossover fic.

Same general part of the world, same time period, same age, and if anyone is “a child of the crossfire, surrounded by conflict” it’s Harry The-Boy-They-Tried-To-Kill-Every-Year Potter.

I mean, the Good Friday Agreement was signed a month before the Battle of Hogwarts, and Erin and Orla turned 18 right before that so the girls are the same age as Harry, Ron, and Hermione.

Like, imagine the girls driving to clear out Sister Micheal’s aunt’s house, coming across the woman warning them of the devil, then finding two wizards and a witch squatting in this seemingly abandoned, mess of a house because ***insert plot here related to Seamus Finnegan or Ireland winning the 1994 Quidditch World Cup*** and losing their minds while dragging an unconscious James.

Or, or, or in the Portrush episode, the girls accidentally grab Hermione’s beaded bag on the train and find the Cloak, Essence of Dittany, and Hogwarts: A History.

Or a Hogwarts!AU:

Clare does a 24 hour fast to raise money for SPEW

“It’s terrible how house elves have no free will. Hermione told me all about how this one wee fella Dobby had to iron his own ears.

“Does he just have lots of wrinkles?”

Erin gets invited to a party in Ravenclaw Tower by Terry Boot

The castle rearranges itself all day whenever James needs a boys toilet

“Should I just use the girl’s toilets? The one on the second floor is always empty.

“No you shouldn’t you fucking pervert. Myrtle has enough to moan about.”

Orla ~somehow~ gets a hold of Tom Riddle’s diary, but it doesn’t possess her, she just reads Tom’s reaction to things she’s written randomly through the day out loud

Michelle gets into a fight with first year Cordelia Bulstrode over a seat in the library only to back off when she learns she’s Millicent’s little sister

They get detention with Professor Binns **lets pretend he’s alive** who dies halfway through and becomes a ghost and continues napping through the chaos

#harry potter #derry girls #crossover #hermione granger #ron weasley #erin quinn #clare devlin #orla mccool #michelle mallon #james maguire #fic ideas #orla and luna would be besties #imagine jenny joyce on the inquisitorial squad #is this crack?