#sounds like it

[carrieeve]

The need to read is never greater than when ao3 is down.

#ao3 #the great ao3 apocalypse 2023 #carrie talks #is this crack? #sounds like it #but it's the truest true of all trues

[goongiveusnothing]

I think this is his set up. He has women in London, NYC, Sydney, LA, Manchester, Tokyo and Rome who he sleeps with whenever he's in town but they're non celebs who know he'll never date them. Then he has the 'special' woman who's usually a semi famous actress who he goes public with but he keeps a few of his regular hook ups going on the side.

^^^^^

#sounds like it #harry and women

[d-a-n-n-y-y]

sonic 3 movie teaser dropped. Its either Hayden's laugh at the background or jim Carrey's

#Hayden Christensen #Ik its a rumor buttttt #Sounds like it #im delusional #Wouldn't mind if its jim Carrey's #Sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie 3

[remus-lupin-is-my-patronus]

“‘how can i take it?’ i wondered. ‘dallas is tougher than i am. why can i take it and dallas can’t?’ and then i knew. johnny was the only thing dallas loved. and now johnny was gone.” but house is dallas and wilson is johnny

#dk if it’s dallas #sounds like it #but it’s from the outsiders that’s for sure #house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #don’t know who the third person would be #can be whoever you want #but they don’t know wilson died yet at the end of the show #so idk

[genevievemd]

Wow, you're shallow.

Thanks 😘

#how’s your day going Nonny? #do you need a snack? #sounds like it #asked and answered #anonymous

[aizawas-upper-left-wisdom-tooth]

Just had a dream where there was a new littlest pet shop type of toy that came out called Pick-a-Pocket. The Pick-a-Pockets were incredibly popular and just like the name implied, you could only get them though picking other people's pockets. No one knew where they were coming from. Just one day they would appear in your pocket or bag. You could buy accessories at the store but never the actual pets. They had little bandit masks on and looked almost exactly like LPS. People had all kinds of weird theory's about where they were coming from and why was the government trying to get people to pick pockets. There was a problem with people hording them at their houses, seeing how many they could collect.... Until one guy posted a video of him "dissecting" one to see if there was a tracker. It was like an episode of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared... He cut into it expecting plastic and at worst a tracking device, but instead the thing let out a screeching noise and the inside was just full of random blood and guts. The guy started freaking out and then died on screen. Everyone thought it was a joke video until other people started doing it and one day a popular YouTuber did it and it was in the news that they actually found their body and everyone elses bodies who had posted the videos. The toys quickly made people nervous and they tried to throw them out but they would somehow end up back in your pocket and if you destroyed even one then you died in some really gruesome way. I woke up after having locked all of mine in a box and left them in the dresser, then the dresser started shaking..... Needless to say..... I'm not exactly pleased at the moment....

#pick pocket #dream? #nightmare? #messed up either way #is it funny? #kind of #dream #nightmare #just woke up #wtf #kind of dont want to walk by my dresser now #scp #scp foundation #maybe #sounds like it #dhmis

[malwarechips]

yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

#i used to be pretty intimidated by the idea of having to describe my art but. it isnt as hard as it sounds #i just treat it like im describing an image i dont have at the time really #plus ive been told that even a simple id is better than no id #lev.txt

[vamprisms]

i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

#like majority of the time kids are not just 'being naughty'. they have big feelings inside little bodies it's a lot #also like. #it should be illegal to dye your hair fun colours if you aren't prepared for kids in public to ask if youre related to a my little pony #EDIT: the notes on this post are an absolute cesspool. i don't care about your reasons for hating kids you sound like a disney villain

[teaboot]

When I was a kid one of my moms would call her period "moon time" or "her monthlies" or shit like that and my other mom straight up stealthed it, but when I'm a dad I think I'm gonna go straight down the middle and call it Werewolf Week. Like sorry kids, dad can't roughouse right now, it's Werewolf Week

#Plus my sense of smell always goes crazy like a couple days prior #So #I feel like I could really lean into the mythos #They'll get the talk of course but Werewolf Week sounds way cooler than Lady Time or whatever the fuck

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[nostalgebraist]

If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

#i said this exact string of words to esther last night shortly before falling asleep #and then i thought ''that sounds like a tumblr shitpost'' #and so here we are.

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

#i speak #this sounds like a vampire or zombie post but it isn't #grief #technically 'grieving the not dead' would be more accurate but i like the sound of undead better

[littlelightfish]

Funny things I found out playing with language setting in Netflix while looking episode 15:

Chilchuck's scream sounds HAUNTED in brazilian portuguese. Give it a try if you can.

(You can hear it here)

In spanish dub, Senshi says: "tocó mis senos de hombre", which means "he touched my man boobs" in Spanish. And I think that's the best dub line one so far.

#i love replaying certain scenes (usually screams) to see how they nailed it in other dubs #ive done it with Chilchuck & Mickbell screams because they're the funniest ones #give it a shot if you can #its really funny to hear certain character voices in other languages #for example. brazilian portuguesse gave both mickbell and chilchuck un-childlike voices (in japaneese both sound like little childs) #and they reused Chilchuck's japaneese screams for most of the other languages because he is so high-pitched and full of terror that it work #dungeon meshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi #senshi of izganda #senshi dungeon meshi #idk how do you people screen record the episodes #if i knew how to i would put the shots here #my shit #thanks to the one that made the clip on Chil's scream im in love here <3

[thewiglesswonder]

There really is no feeling quite like discovering a new song that fits your blorbo to a T. Best I can do to convey it is something like

#you want to squeeze it like a stress ball but it’s sound #wig’s words #my art

[mrtequilasunset]

Listen man, you guys can't be like "you guys need to be normal about asexuality" and then turn around and get weirdly judgemental when you find out someone doesn't have sex by choice. Like that's weird that some of you do that.

#like I love sex im glad we're hyping it up #but also genuinely some of you have got to learn how to be normal around people who dont want to have sex #even if you're not talking about asexuality when you say stuff like that you're still being a weirdass #im not ace myself but i keep seeing posts that come across like they're taking it personally that other people don't want to have sex #it sounds like theyre trying to prove something to someone

[willgrahamscock]

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

#alex says things #justice for pip-pip and bing-bong #that’s what ur blorbo names sound like to me