#is best jaskier

[threefandomsinatrenchcoat]

Geralt hasn't stuck around a human for this long before, so at first he thinks nothing of it when Jaskier comes back to him year after year, looking just the same. And when he doesn't die even after he must've passed sixty in age, Geralt chalks it up to the fact that any human would live past the expected when protected by a Witcher. He does get a little suspicious when Jaskier still looks the same after a century on the path together.

#writing inspiration #writing prompt #the witcher #jaskier #geralt of rivia #non human jaskier #because it's my favorite and you can pry it from my cold dead hands #immortal jaskier #is best jaskier #i lob him #oblivious geralt

[spielzeugkaiser]

It's about! the found family!!

#the witcher #geralt of rivia #jaskier #the witcher netflix #ciri #yennefer of vengerberg #them being a little family is all I ever wanted it makes me go aaaaaaa in the best ways #please yes more of that #a family can be one bard a pocketsized princess a family goat and a witch!

[elythegardeningbard]

The Asskier Chair

For those who don't know me well here, I moved in last year in my new home with my two children. I had been living with my parents since the beginning of the divorce proceedings so of course, when I moved in, I had basically nothing.

My parents offered to look around a few places, thrift stores and such, to help me fill up the place and this is the phone call I received from my mother (translated from French):

Mom :"I found you a chair"

"Okay"

Mom : "It's 80$. But you need it"

"I don't see how I would need an $ 80 chair..."

Mom: "You don't understand. There's a bard on it"

"A bard..? On the chair"

Mom: "Well exactly, on it yes. Actually... You sit on his face"

"..." Confused

So she sends me the following pictures

And of course I bought the Chair and of course, Twitter decided via poll that it would be names Asskier

Apparently, my dad was not impressed and he told my mom I wouldn't want it because we sat on his face.

Mom "Pretty sure it's the main reason Elias will want it. It's pretty gay"

Here's a more current picture of Asskier, living its best chair life in my living room

Near My lute and the Fireplace

#jaskier #dandelion witcher #the witcher game #the witcher #antique #bard #Geraskier #Geralt would sit on that chair without noticing #jaskier pankratz #jaskier dandelion #Asskier the Chair #asskier #the witcher jaskier #slutty bards #best bard

[pickleforstony]

Baby, it's cold outside.

#geraskier #Headcanon: Geralt loves being called 'baby' but he tries his best to conceal it #Jaskier knows it ofc #the witcher #the witcher netflix #twn #geralt of rivia #jaskier #jaskier x geralt #the witcher fanart

[ashenknightt]

shoutout to the witcher books theyre kinda silly

#ft my own dandelion/jaskier design #geraskier #the witcher #geralt of rivia #dandelion #jaskier #fanart #digital art #art #video games #artists on tumblr #my art #best works!!!

[tramweye]

jaskier my beloved my dearest my little sunshine my my uhhh uhhh yeah

pose was taken from leyendecker's dec. 26 1931 "yule"  the saturday evening post

#wiedźmin #the witcher #the witcher fanart #jaskier #wiedzmin #witcher books #digital art #art #tramweye art #small artist #witcher fanart #digital artist #artists on tumblr #his desing was mostly based on the books btw #bc its the best one ill die on that hill #fuck any witcher related media thats not polish none of you guys get it like we do #can you tell i hate the netflix series #bc i hate the netflix series

[justsimplypanic]

nobody understands jaskier like joey batey does

we are so fucking lucky

#jaskier #the witcher #joey batey #that man has such a deep understanding of his character #he'll fight to portray him the best he can cause he just. gets. him. #DO YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING??? #CAUSE I GET WHAT I'M SAYING #HE'S INSANE AND I FUCKING LOVE HIM FOR THAT #HNGHHHHH I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT THE WAY I WANT TO BUT GAAAAAAH #I TRUST HIM WITH MY WHOLE HEART THAT HE CARES ABOUT JASKIER SO SO MUCH AND WANTS TO DO HIM JUSTICE #HE PUTS HIS WHOLE HEART INTO PLAYING JASKIER AND GIVING HIM EMOTIONAL DEPTH AND UNDERSTANDING HIS MOTIVATIONS AND FEELINGS AND AND #I'M CRAZY NOBODY GETS JASKIER LIKE HE DOOOESSSS

[nullio]

Geralt accidentally developing Dad Humor, even when he wasn't actively invested in or looking for Ciri- it just happens by rule of the universe

like this,

Jaskier falls from a tree, off a small ledge, down a short hill

Jask: Geraaaalt, I've hurt my leg!

Geralt: sigh, fine. Let me look

...hmm...

Geralt: we'll have to amputate

Jaskier: GERALT

-one more-

Jaskier: EUGH- Geralt! There's a nasty bug on my pillow

Geralt: let me see...ah, it's a brain sucker

Jask: brain sucker?!

Geralt: yes, don't worry

*he flips over and lies down again*

Geralt: it starved

please please please, Geralt dad humor

#she speaks #the witcher #witcher #jaskier #geralt #the witcher season 3 #twn #geraskier #dad humor Geralt is the best #dad geralt is simply the best as well #sneezes super loud too

[patroclusdefencesquad]

joey batey in every song he writes for jaskier : i will sprinkle in the fact that jaskier is in love with geralt

#like. genuinely #i love the idea of jaskier being in love with geralt and it's this unrequited thing. but it's okay you know? #it's not a drama it's not a tragedy or angst it's just. that's his best friend and he loves him and he knows geralt cares for him #and that's all he needs #idk how to word this but i know i've said it before #i mean. 'the greatest songs are made up of unspoken words of love' #the witcher #joey batey

[twyllodrus]

The Witcher – 3.01 Shaerrawedd / Wiedźmin – 1.07 Dolina Kwiatów

#the witcher #wiedźmin #jaskier #vespula #the hexer #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #my gifs #julian alfred pankratz #the witcher spoilers #they won't adapt the best short story ever will they? .__. #eternal flame my beloved #anyhways i'm taking any bread crumbs i can get #also vespula call me :3c #she's so purdy 😍

[best-character-named-x-poll]

have you done your daily click

#best character named x #poll #poll game #julian alfred pankratz #jaskier #dandelion #julian bashir #king julien #julian harker #julian morrow #julian keller #the witcher #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space nine #deep space nine #ds9 #madagascar #bodies #the secret history #x men

[spielzeugkaiser]

Okay, I'm not done! We had the tiniest hint of some Vesemir and Milek in the last fic from @magdelanesingerin and my brain went!! Kaer Morhen time! It must have been strange for them all.

#geraskier lovechild #jaskier #vesemir #the witcher #the witcher netflix #Jaskier is 100% crying at the last scene because he can't see Milek suffer (even if it's for his own good) Jaskier is the SOFT parent #Jaskier is the parent that feels ill when his kid is bleeding #Jaskier is also the parent that feels nauseous when Milek is ill and is throwing up #and he is not the best parent for getting splinters out and holding Milek down in the meantime! #although I sense some potential for the last one to fuck Geralt up too if he had been there #but the rest! are geralt jobs!!

[arcaneviolence]

Burn care

deleted scene from s2 real not fake

if you see this twice thats cause I'm silly and accidentally deleted it wopsie

comms are open tee hee

#geraskier #geraskier art #jaskier #geralt #geralt of rivia #jaskier pankratz #the witcher #the witcher netflix #digital art #secret missing scene from s2 because a character getting on screen tortured and then having their best friend barely mention it would BE VE #BE VERY STRANGE NOW WOULDNT IT MR NETFLIX

[geraskierfanficprompts]

Prompt 16

Jaskier gifts Geralt something at least once a month. A silly horse knick-knack that reminded him of Roach, some rock he found, a flower (that's the most frequent). New gloves, new boots, gear, a sword sharpener, really, at least once a year Geralt has something new that means the world to him. So he keeps them all in his room in Kaer Morhen. Which means that every winter his brothers start trying to squeeze out information about who gives him these presents. Year by year, Lambert and Eskel tackle him and demand to know who gives him PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES, GERALT! PERSONALIZED HAIR-TIES! AND IS THAT A FUCKING THROW PILLOW WITH FLOWERS ON IT!?

One year, they finally, FINALLY, get out the information that it's the bard he travels with. But surely if he gives him this many gifts and has stayed this many years, he should be spending at least one winter in Kaer Morhen with them, right? Geralt gets all sheepish and snaps at them to leave it alone and to stop bringing up "Jask." Well! A brother's gotta do what a brother's gotta do. Thus commences Lambert and Eskel's race to see who can find Geralt's bard first, and invite him up for the winter so they can wingman their poor emotionally constipated brother

#fanfiction prompts #geralt x dandelion #geralt x jaskier #geraskier #witcher fanfiction #the witcher #geralt loves his bard! #writing prompts #requited unrequited love #friends to lovers #fanfiction prompt #writing prompt #story prompts #plot bunny #witcher eskel #Eskel #Lambert #Witcher Lambert #YES BOTH ARE ALIVE... #*sigh* #YES GERALT LIKES HIS BEST FRIEND #*sighs*

[meteor752]

Idk if they’d be best friends or fucking hate each other, but I’m kinda inclined towards the latter

#Jaskier and Lucius are those type of fake best friends #Like it’s very passive aggressive #And bitchy #Pete and Geralt is just kinda looking on like “You got one too huh? #the witcher #our flag means death #ofmd #Jaskier #lucius spriggs #ofmd meme #the Witcher meme #Lupete #Geraskier

[unicornflowerssss]

yennefer of vengerberg is now my wife

#the witcher #witcher netflix #witcher fanart #yennifer #yennefer #yennifer of vengerberg #how do you spell her name help #jaskier #yennaskier best friendship is so important to me #geralt of rivia