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floorpancakes · 11 months

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posting this cursed thought while im tired so i cant take it back later

#its not the funniest possible phrasing but #listen i was watching a cat video and the thoughy came fully formatted into my brain #my brain fully formulates insane tweets to the word in my head a lot #bearer of the curse (niche unfunny instatweet subconscious)#no im not tagging this #i think the fact that it actually works is the key part here like itd be extra funny #we should be applying weird cat habits to catboys more #WAIT I CAME UP WITH SOMETHING EVEN BETTER #whenever shopkeeper watanuki is stressed especially when its not visible on his face #itll look totally normal from the outside and then hell like #totally neutral smile faced just fucking thwap drinks off the table #unhealthy coping habit where he just baps stuff off tables and then cleans it up while complaining to himself #obviously hes like a polite boy at heart but i like the idea that when hes in the trenches he just acts a bit wacky #imagine the scene with the girl asking if she can fuck his man but instead of whatever he actually did he just silently baps her tea #i need to think of more weird cat habits to apply to him #he wakes up one morning and hes been sleeping in shrimp pose like an idiot #imagining a felt genshin hoyofair style scenario where zhongli style he just has ears and a tail with no explanation and nobody cares #the only person questioning it is him hes like why arent yall mad at me isnt this weird????#and then like 10 yrs later hes obsessed with like tail care regimens like tighnari or something #for a second i was like oh god this is cringe and then i remembered i dont care!#and also its canon compliant to exploit this specific character for funny catboy yaoi and dress him up like a bjd #like thats one of the key charm points of the character like hes prepackaged for these sort of fucking stupid shenanigans #hes like THE catboy everyone everyone else calls catboys dont even come close lol #watanuki is literally exploitable catboy girlsgogames dress up doll maker 5000 (with bonus depression)#when i get good enough at art to do some sort of MAD for cat food or envy cat walk or something its fucking over for everyone

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piramiderossa · 2 years

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#11900Grazie a ciascun #follower che mi #segue ❤️❤️❤️🌈🌈🌈🌈🥂🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾 #TWITTER #socialnetwork #followers #following #persone #amicə #life #like #post #twittare #instatweet — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/mRFrawb

#Instagram #IFTTT

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tonyptcoach · 2 years

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Little reminder: I might be nice but I’m not stupid. ——————⁣ Follow @tonyptcoach + like and save this post⁣ ——————⁣ #️⃣: ⁣ #motivationalquotes #tweetgram #tweeterquotes #viraltweets #quotestoinspire #instatweets #tweetme #twittertweets #twitterquote #instatweet #tweetlove #twitterpost #changeyourlife #tweegram #trending #tweet #tweets https://www.instagram.com/p/CXtvZDMgRP_/?utm_medium=tumblr

#motivationalquotes #tweetgram #tweeterquotes #viraltweets #quotestoinspire #instatweets #tweetme #twittertweets #twitterquote #instatweet #tweetlove #twitterpost #changeyourlife #tweegram #trending #tweet #tweets

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focusinflash · 3 years

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Give a "like" to motivate me to do more 💪. Tag someone you think he or she need to see this. Commit what you think! I'm a professional affiliate marketer. I help people to earn money from social media. Dm me to know how #middleclassproblems #middleclassmelodies #middleclasspasanga #middleclassbikers #middleclassfeelings #middleclasshustle #middleclassmoneymaker #middleclassrockstars #hustlehard #hustlersmovie #hustleeveryday #hustleandflow #hustlequeen #hustletime #tweetsfromtwitter #moodtweets #relatabletweets #tweetspy #instatweets #successclub #successleavesclues #successteam #dreams #dreamcars #dreambig #dreamhome #dreamhouse #dreamers #dreamy #dollarspot (at Chennai, India) https://www.instagram.com/p/CUyte7OFC0d/?utm_medium=tumblr

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lilbro806 · 3 years

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@cdbaby @zurtha_ @raplottery @tryp @reggied806 @doudropwwe @broham1204 @joel_ycmd #iminthere #signup #diymusician #conference #musicbiz #learnaboutit #knowboutit #lilbrobigresume #dontbedumb #instatweets #juug4ever#freedaghostcampaign👻🗣🗣🗣 https://www.instagram.com/p/CRzSjpXDAAV/?utm_medium=tumblr

#iminthere #signup #diymusician #conference #musicbiz #learnaboutit #knowboutit #lilbrobigresume #dontbedumb #instatweets #juug4ever #freedaghostcampaign👻🗣🗣🗣

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theelectron · 4 years

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and it doesn't seem like true... Is it just me who feels that way? #classof2020 #graduation2020 #college #graduation #finalexam #writerscommunity #instatweets #tweet #twitterthreads https://www.instagram.com/p/CBDCgk8jiGd/?igshid=7gil14krodtl

#classof2020 #graduation2020 #college #graduation #finalexam #writerscommunity #instatweets #tweet #twitterthreads

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itsbobbyhill · 3 years

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After a year+ of lockdown, it's time to check in on everyone's situation! #polyamorous #polyamory #humor #funny #enm #poly #nonmonogamy #openrelationship #ethicalnonmonogamy #twitter #secrets #polyamorymemes #polymemes #dating #relationshipgoals #instatweet https://www.instagram.com/p/CQrOlwAgiCj/?utm_medium=tumblr

#polyamorous #polyamory #humor #funny #enm #poly #nonmonogamy #openrelationship #ethicalnonmonogamy #twitter #secrets #polyamorymemes #polymemes #dating #relationshipgoals #instatweet

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gostaks · 3 years

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i keep opening articles and accidentally clicking a link that opens a tweet about how I’m reading the article complete with pithy quote, just waiting for me to hit post

#realtime #shut up alan #medium literally has a 'feature' that allows you to highlight any bit of text and instatweet it #god I am so glad I'm not meaningfully on twitter

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milfadvisors · 3 years

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Today marks the 22nd #anniversary of #10ThingsIHateAboutYou and it is STILL one of my favorite movies of all time!!! 💜 The people, the storyline, the era we were in... Kat was my #Shero 😻 and the #soundtrack is amazing as well! 🎶✨ Apparently, a ton of people on #Twitter have the same great taste and agree w/me, because my phone has already died twice today from all the #Twitter notifications 📲 They are still going strong 😬... But I don’t hate it. “Not even close. Not even a little bit. Not even at all.” I know what I’m watching tonight. 😉🎬 #bestofthebest #viraltweets #ripheathledger #moviesofthe90s #90snostalgia #90smovies #nostalgia #greatestofalltime #moviescenes #movienight #moviequotes #instaquotes #instadaily #instatweet #memorylane #iwantyoutowantme #iloveyoubaby #555 #FollowThem 👉 @hitrecordjoe @missjuliastiles @gabunion #FollowMe 👉@abiwright27 @cannabiswright_sensi https://www.instagram.com/p/CNGuaLgjGO_/?igshid=4w5gnqsaqm54

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demitriwylde · 3 years

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🦀 #podcastlove #tweetergram #podcast #podcasting #tweet #tweets #tweeters #moodtweets #instatweet #writingsociety #funnytweets (at The Universe) https://www.instagram.com/p/CK5eVRxhmlo/?igshid=1xxkxobijvqu5

#podcastlove #tweetergram #podcast #podcasting #tweet #tweets #tweeters #moodtweets #instatweet #writingsociety #funnytweets

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prisciliamorales · 4 years

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❤️ Ma vie entière ❤️ @priscilianadjar @danielnadjar #prisciliamorales #katshay #entrepreneur #entrepreneuse #citation #citations #❤️couple #lovegoals #phrasedujour #instatweet #vrai #réel #succès #tweet #instatweet #proverbe #dicton #couplegoals❤ #citationdelavie #conseil #motivation #couplegoals #monbebe #amour #love #reflexion #quotes #bb #Thread (à Paris, France) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCd3mlYJhIh/?igshid=g4pxlgfdvj0j

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psicorearantes · 5 years

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Seja sua prioridade. 😉🌻 . . . . . . . . . #psicologia #psi #psico #psicologiaporamor #amorproprio #seame #segunda #vamoqvamo #metas #saopaulo #sp #valedoparaiba #saojosedoscampos #sanja #sjc #amor #tweet #instatweet #prioridades #loveyourself #instacool #instapsi #boanoite #boasemana #foco #orgulho #autoconhecimento #psicologiacognitiva #psicologa #façaterapia (em São José dos Campos) https://www.instagram.com/psicorenataarantes/p/Bvc2w2SFqnA/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7yoiped4bfew

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guatemalaphotostock · 5 years

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Lago de Atitlán, Sololá. #guatemala #guatemalaphotostock #paisaje #landscape #landscapephotography #instagood #instatweet #naturaleza #naturegram #naturephoto #atitlanlake #sunrise #amanecer #wanderlust #wandering #wanderfolk #wanderland #travel #travelgram #travelphotography (en Lago De Atitlan, Panajachel, Sololá) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuGqlTShQjM/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=shybtng4um9y

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tonyptcoach · 2 years

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Great Things Never Comes from Comfort Zones. ——————⁣ Follow @tonyptcoach + like and save this post⁣ ——————⁣ #️⃣: ⁣ #motivationalquotes #tweetgram #tweeterquotes #viraltweets #quotestoinspire #instatweets #tweetme #twittertweets #twitterquote #instatweet #tweetlove #twitterpost #changeyourlife #tweegram #trending #tweet #tweets https://www.instagram.com/p/CXCAGtMgbYF/?utm_medium=tumblr

#motivationalquotes #tweetgram #tweeterquotes #viraltweets #quotestoinspire #instatweets #tweetme #twittertweets #twitterquote #instatweet #tweetlove #twitterpost #changeyourlife #tweegram #trending #tweet #tweets

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neenastylez · 6 years

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“Came Thur dripping”as cardi B would say dripping Double GG Earrings Now Available link in bio#gucci#guccigang #fashionista #fashionstylist #fashionstyle#stylist #earrings #accessories#instagood #instatweet #instastyles #celebrityfashionstylist #explore #photooftheday #photoshoot#fashionstyle #fashionkilla#art#celebrityfashionstylist #fall2018 #couture #drip#cardib https://www.instagram.com/p/BmOcGJSHIb0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7e4j3yo3dp3s

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theelectron · 4 years

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the day becomes night and we held tight to our hope that will turn into disappointment. #wallofsolitude #writerscommunity #poetofig #poetryporn #instatweets #indianwriters #poetryisnotdead #poem #writersofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/CA0eCEhDSw_/?igshid=2kgq5rc4rpy0

#wallofsolitude #writerscommunity #poetofig #poetryporn #instatweets #indianwriters #poetryisnotdead #poem #writersofinstagram

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