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#incorrect thunderbirds quotes
jacksonstarkiller · 16 days
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Scott: How dumb do they think we are?
Gordon: Sometimes, John leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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psychoseal · 10 months
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Commander Shore: Gordon Cooper Tracy, your reputation precedes you
Gordon: Thank you, Sir
Commander Shore: Not a compliment
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thunderbird3-is-go · 1 year
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Scott: I’d like to live through a week that is not a whole new verse of “we didn’t start the fire”.
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squiddokiddo · 7 months
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Gordon: Squirt is only baby, must protect!! Hold gentle like hamburger, cuddles and snuggles, lil thunderbirb!!
Also Gordon: YEET THE CHILD.
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hey-i-dont-work-here · 5 months
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Thunderbirds incorrect quotes
John checking in after communications went down: I have such low expectations and yet you never fail to dissapoint me
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Virgil: When's the last time you slept?
John: Uh... a few days ago, I think.
Virgil: A few- how many?!
John: Uh... *starts counting on fingers* EOS I need more fingers...
EOS: What you need is sleep!
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Brains, filling out legal paperwork: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Virgil: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
John: I personally was created in a lab.
Gordon: I just straight up spawned in the ocean
Scott: I wasn't born into this existence I died, this is hell
Alan: I was born as we die, alone- wait
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Scott: whether or not I pay taxes is none of the government's buisness
Brains: well it is actually-
Scott: they don't know where the island is what are they gonna do arrest me in the middle of a rescue?
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*the family’s reaction to being told they’re the chosen one*
Alan: I will not let you down!
Kayo: Sounds fun.
Gordon: K.
John: No, I’m f***ing not.
Virgil: Do I have to be?
Scott: Please God, I am so tired…
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Gordon: hey scott, guess what! We’re gonna be on TV!
Scott: What did you do?
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hebuiltfive · 1 year
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Gordon: A pro of being an adult is that, if I wanted to, I could eat 28 chocolate eggs in one go and no-one would stop me.
Gordon: Turns out that the con of being an adult is that I did eat 28 eggs in one go and no-one stopped me.
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Happy Easter weekend to everyone who celebrates! Don't be like Gordon and eat your chocolate eggs responsibly!
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pareidoliaonthemove · 2 years
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Gordon: Please, please, please, please?
John: Fine. I'll help you.
Gordon: Thank you! I'll never forget this. I'll pay you back, promise!
John: How, exactly?
Gordon: Umm ... I'll sing at your funeral.
John: I'll outlive you if it kills me.
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hopestillcontinues · 2 years
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I don't know if this is just me who shouts like crazy when she sees a thunderstorm, a bolt of lightning or i had just say a weather which most people despise... You know the dark one with lots of lightning and gusty winds and a little bit of sprinklers just a bit... and the darkness of the heart just matches it right...just like a thorn on a rose... For me at least.... that's what I love... I can look at it for like hours... without losing my mind...most of will do.... Not everyone can handle the darkness in them the right way...can they? ...well I'm not preaching cause I don't know how to particularly practice what i preach....I'm trying to, but succeeding well that's a long way for me to go ...but till then let's just enjoy the heart of darkness with the thunderstorm echo...
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jacksonstarkiller · 2 months
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Gordon: I just tried to make reservations at the library.
John: You don’t need a res-
Gordon: Couldn’t get one though.
John: Don’t do this.
Gordon: They were fully booked.
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psychoseal · 7 months
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Gordon: hey scott I have good news and bad news
Scott: just give me the good news
Gordon: the airbags in thunderbird one work perfectly
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thunderbird3-is-go · 1 year
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Scott: John, can I ask you a question?
John: You just did.
Scott: Okay, can I ask you two questions?
John: You just did.
Scott, frustrated: OKAY, CAN I ASK YOU FOUR QUESTIONS?!
John: You just did.
Scott: When?!
John: Just now.
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squiddokiddo · 10 months
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When the Tracys save the day again even though you put a lot of hard work into fucking everything up:
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Nightcrawler Being Held Prisoner By the Hellfire Club
Nightcrawler: Don't kill me! I have a family!
Sebastian Shaw: Ha! You think I give a damn about that?
Nightcrawler: Nein, that wasn't a plea for mercy. That was a warning.
Sebastian Shaw: Come again?
Storm, Wolverine, Colossus, Shadowcat, Banshee, and Thunderbird: (burst into the room with murder in their eyes)
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Scott, to the other brothers: I never thought I’d have to say this, but there is only space in this family for one unstable sibling, and I have held that title for a very long time, so you are going to have to get it together.
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